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Iím bored and found this on www.madeitupformyownamusement.com
Leaked interviews with the heads of the major consoles and their thoughts on the ěConsole Warî:
This is Nintendo Bloke (NB) and Reporter in a hotel somewhere in Droitwich
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Reporter: Good morning NB
NB: Good morning
Reporter: So, the presales of Gamecube. Are you happy?
NB: Yes, it is indeed nice. And fluffy
Reporter: And you think this will have more impact than the N64
NB: I think, in a nice fluffy world, there would be no violence
Reporter: What?
NB: Mario is even better. And Zelda
Reporter: Yes, the next-generation of Nintendo super-titles.
NB: Big pink elephants and flowers
Reporter: This is getting strange
NB: A nice safe world for kids to play in
Reporter: Perfect Dark? Turok? These are adult titles
NB: But nasty. We are soft and cuddly. Those are bad games
Reporter: But adults crave violent games for a release donít they?
NB: Nonsense, I prescribe clouds and flowers for all your needs
Reporter: What about this picture of Shiggy looking mental?
NB: He is happy and serene, in a nice gentle world safe for kids
Reporter: But he looks desperate and insane
NB: Because he looked outside at the world, this is bad
Reporter: So Nintendo is a haven from cruelty and evil?
NB: Yes. Peaceful. Eyes are getting heaaaaavvvvyyyyy
Reporter: What?
NB: Floating on clouds, happy and warm. Sleeeeeeeep
Reporter: Be quiet
NB: Mario and Zelda.
Reporter: This is boring and Iím going for a cigarette.
NB: Happy, safe place. Find the safe place.
Leaked interviews with the heads of the major consoles and their thoughts on the ěConsole Warî:
This is Nintendo Bloke (NB) and Reporter in a hotel somewhere in Droitwich
------------
Reporter: Good morning NB
NB: Good morning
Reporter: So, the presales of Gamecube. Are you happy?
NB: Yes, it is indeed nice. And fluffy
Reporter: And you think this will have more impact than the N64
NB: I think, in a nice fluffy world, there would be no violence
Reporter: What?
NB: Mario is even better. And Zelda
Reporter: Yes, the next-generation of Nintendo super-titles.
NB: Big pink elephants and flowers
Reporter: This is getting strange
NB: A nice safe world for kids to play in
Reporter: Perfect Dark? Turok? These are adult titles
NB: But nasty. We are soft and cuddly. Those are bad games
Reporter: But adults crave violent games for a release donít they?
NB: Nonsense, I prescribe clouds and flowers for all your needs
Reporter: What about this picture of Shiggy looking mental?
NB: He is happy and serene, in a nice gentle world safe for kids
Reporter: But he looks desperate and insane
NB: Because he looked outside at the world, this is bad
Reporter: So Nintendo is a haven from cruelty and evil?
NB: Yes. Peaceful. Eyes are getting heaaaaavvvvyyyyy
Reporter: What?
NB: Floating on clouds, happy and warm. Sleeeeeeeep
Reporter: Be quiet
NB: Mario and Zelda.
Reporter: This is boring and Iím going for a cigarette.
NB: Happy, safe place. Find the safe place.
:o)
Spam you say? Go on, arrest me.
:-D
Spam you say? Go on, arrest me.
:-D
I didn't quite catch that...
LOL was it?
:-)
LOL was it?
:-)
Lol that was funny.
A nice sterotype streched out for comedy, how do you do it?
Like it!
:-)
A nice sterotype streched out for comedy, how do you do it?
Like it!
:-)
Lol
Very funny Mr Goatboy.
LOL @ Goatboy! :D
LOL@INTERVIEWS
Iím bored and found this on www.madeitupformyownamusement.com
Leaked interviews with the heads of the major consoles and their thoughts on the ěConsole Warî:
This is Nintendo Bloke (NB) and Reporter in a hotel somewhere in Droitwich
------------
Reporter: Good morning NB
NB: Good morning
Reporter: So, the presales of Gamecube. Are you happy?
NB: Yes, it is indeed nice. And fluffy
Reporter: And you think this will have more impact than the N64
NB: I think, in a nice fluffy world, there would be no violence
Reporter: What?
NB: Mario is even better. And Zelda
Reporter: Yes, the next-generation of Nintendo super-titles.
NB: Big pink elephants and flowers
Reporter: This is getting strange
NB: A nice safe world for kids to play in
Reporter: Perfect Dark? Turok? These are adult titles
NB: But nasty. We are soft and cuddly. Those are bad games
Reporter: But adults crave violent games for a release donít they?
NB: Nonsense, I prescribe clouds and flowers for all your needs
Reporter: What about this picture of Shiggy looking mental?
NB: He is happy and serene, in a nice gentle world safe for kids
Reporter: But he looks desperate and insane
NB: Because he looked outside at the world, this is bad
Reporter: So Nintendo is a haven from cruelty and evil?
NB: Yes. Peaceful. Eyes are getting heaaaaavvvvyyyyy
Reporter: What?
NB: Floating on clouds, happy and warm. Sleeeeeeeep
Reporter: Be quiet
NB: Mario and Zelda.
Reporter: This is boring and Iím going for a cigarette.
NB: Happy, safe place. Find the safe place.
Leaked interviews with the heads of the major consoles and their thoughts on the ěConsole Warî:
This is Nintendo Bloke (NB) and Reporter in a hotel somewhere in Droitwich
------------
Reporter: Good morning NB
NB: Good morning
Reporter: So, the presales of Gamecube. Are you happy?
NB: Yes, it is indeed nice. And fluffy
Reporter: And you think this will have more impact than the N64
NB: I think, in a nice fluffy world, there would be no violence
Reporter: What?
NB: Mario is even better. And Zelda
Reporter: Yes, the next-generation of Nintendo super-titles.
NB: Big pink elephants and flowers
Reporter: This is getting strange
NB: A nice safe world for kids to play in
Reporter: Perfect Dark? Turok? These are adult titles
NB: But nasty. We are soft and cuddly. Those are bad games
Reporter: But adults crave violent games for a release donít they?
NB: Nonsense, I prescribe clouds and flowers for all your needs
Reporter: What about this picture of Shiggy looking mental?
NB: He is happy and serene, in a nice gentle world safe for kids
Reporter: But he looks desperate and insane
NB: Because he looked outside at the world, this is bad
Reporter: So Nintendo is a haven from cruelty and evil?
NB: Yes. Peaceful. Eyes are getting heaaaaavvvvyyyyy
Reporter: What?
NB: Floating on clouds, happy and warm. Sleeeeeeeep
Reporter: Be quiet
NB: Mario and Zelda.
Reporter: This is boring and Iím going for a cigarette.
NB: Happy, safe place. Find the safe place.