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"Going to Hell?"

I was doing my usually nightly net surfing (ie looking for porn) and found this

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Since most of us are gonna end up here i thought you guys might want a look

tis a load of rubbish, what idiot thought up this rubbish site...

Level 6. Makes me relieved I don't believe, frankly.

Also took their personality disorder test again.
Found where I'd saved the results from last time, and I'm no longer schizoid, and less paranoid. More avoidant now though...

Level 8. Not surprised. I would punch God in the face if He 'had it coming'

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fourth Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

well its life after death isn't it? although one of the questions is 'do you believe in life after death?'. I don't, its crap, but the notion of hell is amusing to me. From what I can gather, the bible says that if you sneeze you're going to hell, so live to excess and see the finest hell has to offer.

I ain't about to live like ned flanders on the off chance there might be an afterlife, if there isn't you've wasted your real life.

lets all get drunk and steal some ferraris

Danye said:

>Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

>You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain >surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and >torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside >these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God >and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will >join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three >infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of >serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

I wonder what the house prices are like?

Borat Sagdiyev wrote:
> i'm going to the fifth level of hell.
>
> I'll get me a wicked little shack next to a river of fire, it'll be
> sweet

Oh, im in a room with 4 big iron walls, and i will be tormented for the rest of my dead life... can i have a life if im dead, dont you have to be alive to have a life...

i'm going to the fifth level of hell.

I'll get me a wicked little shack next to a river of fire, it'll be sweet

Oh, a 6, im not that bad...

I'm going to Level 8. That's where all the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers go. This means I scored Very High. Does that make me evil? I answered all questions truthfully.

Ah the joys of being able to copy and paste the results you get and add your own words to make sense of it all.