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*Microchips walks across screen casually, points to the screen and shoot. The ketchup begins to flow down the screen. Then we are taken to a grease palace. Microchips is seen sneaking around. He enters the main room to see the monstrous weapon of destruction. It was a huge statue with a laser in its hand. Microchips takes out his camera and takes photographs when a gun is heard to be loaded.*
????- Ahhh, Mr Chips, what a pleasant surprise
Microchips – Nice place, what are you planning to do with it tony?
Tony – Why don’t you experience it first hand Micro?
*Tony presses a button on a remote control. With that, the huge statue starts to move and shoot it’s laser at Microchips. He runs around aimlessly dodging the laser shots. While he is doing this, the lasers are melting the Grease palace.*
Tony- what are you doing? Hit Microchips!
*Then microchips tackles Tony and they have a fist fight while lasers are getting closer to their targets. Then tony pins Microchips to the ground just as a laser aims towards Microchips and hits tony instead.*
Tony- Ahhhhhh, I won’t let you escape unpunished
*with this, he throws his remote control into the melting grease never to be seen again. With this, Microchips runs for his life from the grease while still trying to dodge lasers. The entrance is now just a small gap as everything collapses but Microchips manages to slide through it thanks to the grease. It then looks behind him to see a huge pile of grease and nothing more. Then we go to the opening credits*
Asher D raps:
it’s me, it’s me, my name is Asher D
feel my lyrics on your VD…
U….better watch your back
Microchips will give you a hard smack
He likes to save the kitchen so
Bad guys try your best, BO!
*then asher lets it rip on his decks*
Asher D – Thank you, peace out
*then you have lovely ladies dancing around asher as he bogies*
*The screen fades to black then reappears to a plane as Microchips gets off*
*We see flashbacks of Microchips last mission and Mystique dying before he gets interrupted by a voice*
?? – So you decided to join us
Microchips – Well well, look who it is
Nh – I thought you retired after last year
Microchips – I need excitement back in my life. The cat ears lost it’s turning on ability. Now it’s just a sentimental thing.
Nh – Ok, sure. Anyway we heard about your run-in with Tony 8 months ago. However we need to hear your details of the mission again.
Microchips – WHAT?! I already went through this a thousand times. That place was destroyed.
Nh – Are you absolutely sure?
Microchips – YES BUT WHY ALL THE QUESTIONS?
Nh – Ummm, well…. You remember that weapon of mass destruction (wink wink) you came across? When we went to recover it from the site, it disappeared
Microchips – OMG! You WHAT!
Nh – It disappeared without a trace, and no-one has seen it since. No-one even has an idea of who may have this.
Microchips – I can’t believe I’m hearing this. Where the hell is this thing? Is there no clue whatsoever?
Nh – No, which is why we hired you. We have a place for you to stay downtown in the Grill District
Microchips - That area is a bit fancy isn’t it?
Nh – Well whoever has this weapon must be pretty loaded so we’re starting from there. Thing is we gotta get you dressed up pronto.
Microchips – What’s wrong with this?
*looks at himself and realises he’s wearing a Hawian Shirt*
*We hear an audience laugh*
Microchips – hang on, this is a movie?!
*Fade to a gadget room*
El Blokey – I want you to be very careful. This are very powerful and untested weapons and it was hard to find a loser to test these.
Microchips – Egh, sure, I think.
El Blokey – First of all is this tuxedo. It has a 24 inch lense so we can capture everything.
Microchips – Sounds cool
El blokey – This weapon, only use in extreme cases, the solar powered torch!
Microchips – But what’s the point of that?
El blokey – Well you see, any amount of light will cause it to send out a huge ray of light which will easily blind a 5 year old Gypsie.
Microchips – Sweet! A weapon against gypsies.
El blokey – And finally, a mini bottle of chip fat. I don’t know what it does but I’m sure it’s useful.
Microchips – hummmmmm, Sacralishus
El blokey – I think Nh wants you to put on your Tuxedo. Better hurry, he wants to get to the high court. He’s changing his name today.
Microchips – HUH? To what?
*Fade to Nh coming out of high court*
Flanders – Right, now we must get you to this party
Microchips – In that thing
*They stare at a pink and yellow spotted mini*
*Later we fade to the mini parking up outside the glamourous hotel, then it’s muffler falls off*
Flanders – We’ll be watching from our pizza van located down the road. The guy we’ll be after is named Kiriyama. He’s the notorious Japanese con-man. Word is, he has the statue.
Microchips – WoRd.
Flanders – Stop that. You must act dignified.
*Microchips enters the hotel and walks straight up to Kiriyama*
*We enter lip-synch mode*
Kiriyama – well well, who are you, my potato head friend?
Microchips – The name’s chips. Micro chips. And I have a license to frill.
Kiriyama – You’re an agent?
Microchips – Crap, I mean no. I’m a chef. Your new chef and I errrr, need to get to the kitchen in your secret lab.
Kiriyama – Oh, in that guess, follow me
*They exit the hotel and get in a limo. It then drives outside the city and to a remote castle*
Microchips – This looks like the castle that statue disappeared from except less Scottish.
*They get in the castle and Microchips looks up to see the statue.
Kiriyama – This is the Dead Wonder and will blow up any continent I want it to. I’ll give you a taster.
*the laser aims towards germany*
German guy – esta nerv Klinerman
Another german guy – Shizenhower
*Then the german guys are vaporized*
Microchips – You’re not so bad after all.
*Then out of nowhere, a shadow wraps around microchips*
Kiriyama – You think I am so gullible? You gave the game away with your 24 inch camrocorder. 23 inches and who knows, maybe you would of gotten away with it.
*Then Microchips remembers his gypsie torch*
*he shoots Shadow and shadow becomes vaporized. Suddenly the Dead wonder is activated and set to blow up America in 3 minutes.*
Microchips – This guy knows his enemys. Should I stop him?
Kiriyama – Me, you, a fight to the death, NINJA STYLE!
*with that, they climb on top of the Dead Wonder and start fighting. In the background you can hear some cool music and the occansional shout of SNAKE!*
Kiriyama – Baka! Anata no ichiban ni naritai
Microchips – ummm, Ying yang yoko!
*kiriyama gives a shocked look before smacking him one in the face*
*Kiriyama is too much for Microchips with his 4th dan in nad kicking and cartwheels*
Microchips – It’s all over. I would try but the sound of drunk cow’s dieing is a sound I could jack off to
Kiriyama – 1 minute until terry wogan dies
Microchips –WHAT? You said America!
Kiriyama – I lied. You see, I am originally a gypsie. However, they abandoned me so I raised myself to be Japanese.
Microchips – In that case…
*Microchips gets out his torch but it doesn’t work, Dead Wonder has blocked the sun out*
*Then he remembers his bottle of chip fat and thinks of the ultimate sacrifice*
Microchips -This is for you terry wogan and your brilliant Eurovision programs
*he uses the chip fat on himself, igniting himself and making enough light for the solar gypsie torch which kills kiriyama*
*Flanders bursts through to see nothing except the dead wonder about to fire it’s laser. He then uses his harry potter magic and turns DW into a pink monkey. He then looks frantically for Microchips*
Flanders – Where are you?
Microchips – Hey! At least now, I can rejoin Mystique.
*With this he places his pulls out his……………………………….Cat ears and holds them tight before dying*
Microchips will return in "For her Majersteys secret sauces"
*Asher D then hits the decks before Flanders turnes him into a pink monkey*
????- Ahhh, Mr Chips, what a pleasant surprise
Microchips – Nice place, what are you planning to do with it tony?
Tony – Why don’t you experience it first hand Micro?
*Tony presses a button on a remote control. With that, the huge statue starts to move and shoot it’s laser at Microchips. He runs around aimlessly dodging the laser shots. While he is doing this, the lasers are melting the Grease palace.*
Tony- what are you doing? Hit Microchips!
*Then microchips tackles Tony and they have a fist fight while lasers are getting closer to their targets. Then tony pins Microchips to the ground just as a laser aims towards Microchips and hits tony instead.*
Tony- Ahhhhhh, I won’t let you escape unpunished
*with this, he throws his remote control into the melting grease never to be seen again. With this, Microchips runs for his life from the grease while still trying to dodge lasers. The entrance is now just a small gap as everything collapses but Microchips manages to slide through it thanks to the grease. It then looks behind him to see a huge pile of grease and nothing more. Then we go to the opening credits*
Asher D raps:
it’s me, it’s me, my name is Asher D
feel my lyrics on your VD…
U….better watch your back
Microchips will give you a hard smack
He likes to save the kitchen so
Bad guys try your best, BO!
*then asher lets it rip on his decks*
Asher D – Thank you, peace out
*then you have lovely ladies dancing around asher as he bogies*
*The screen fades to black then reappears to a plane as Microchips gets off*
*We see flashbacks of Microchips last mission and Mystique dying before he gets interrupted by a voice*
?? – So you decided to join us
Microchips – Well well, look who it is
Nh – I thought you retired after last year
Microchips – I need excitement back in my life. The cat ears lost it’s turning on ability. Now it’s just a sentimental thing.
Nh – Ok, sure. Anyway we heard about your run-in with Tony 8 months ago. However we need to hear your details of the mission again.
Microchips – WHAT?! I already went through this a thousand times. That place was destroyed.
Nh – Are you absolutely sure?
Microchips – YES BUT WHY ALL THE QUESTIONS?
Nh – Ummm, well…. You remember that weapon of mass destruction (wink wink) you came across? When we went to recover it from the site, it disappeared
Microchips – OMG! You WHAT!
Nh – It disappeared without a trace, and no-one has seen it since. No-one even has an idea of who may have this.
Microchips – I can’t believe I’m hearing this. Where the hell is this thing? Is there no clue whatsoever?
Nh – No, which is why we hired you. We have a place for you to stay downtown in the Grill District
Microchips - That area is a bit fancy isn’t it?
Nh – Well whoever has this weapon must be pretty loaded so we’re starting from there. Thing is we gotta get you dressed up pronto.
Microchips – What’s wrong with this?
*looks at himself and realises he’s wearing a Hawian Shirt*
*We hear an audience laugh*
Microchips – hang on, this is a movie?!
*Fade to a gadget room*
El Blokey – I want you to be very careful. This are very powerful and untested weapons and it was hard to find a loser to test these.
Microchips – Egh, sure, I think.
El Blokey – First of all is this tuxedo. It has a 24 inch lense so we can capture everything.
Microchips – Sounds cool
El blokey – This weapon, only use in extreme cases, the solar powered torch!
Microchips – But what’s the point of that?
El blokey – Well you see, any amount of light will cause it to send out a huge ray of light which will easily blind a 5 year old Gypsie.
Microchips – Sweet! A weapon against gypsies.
El blokey – And finally, a mini bottle of chip fat. I don’t know what it does but I’m sure it’s useful.
Microchips – hummmmmm, Sacralishus
El blokey – I think Nh wants you to put on your Tuxedo. Better hurry, he wants to get to the high court. He’s changing his name today.
Microchips – HUH? To what?
*Fade to Nh coming out of high court*
Flanders – Right, now we must get you to this party
Microchips – In that thing
*They stare at a pink and yellow spotted mini*
*Later we fade to the mini parking up outside the glamourous hotel, then it’s muffler falls off*
Flanders – We’ll be watching from our pizza van located down the road. The guy we’ll be after is named Kiriyama. He’s the notorious Japanese con-man. Word is, he has the statue.
Microchips – WoRd.
Flanders – Stop that. You must act dignified.
*Microchips enters the hotel and walks straight up to Kiriyama*
*We enter lip-synch mode*
Kiriyama – well well, who are you, my potato head friend?
Microchips – The name’s chips. Micro chips. And I have a license to frill.
Kiriyama – You’re an agent?
Microchips – Crap, I mean no. I’m a chef. Your new chef and I errrr, need to get to the kitchen in your secret lab.
Kiriyama – Oh, in that guess, follow me
*They exit the hotel and get in a limo. It then drives outside the city and to a remote castle*
Microchips – This looks like the castle that statue disappeared from except less Scottish.
*They get in the castle and Microchips looks up to see the statue.
Kiriyama – This is the Dead Wonder and will blow up any continent I want it to. I’ll give you a taster.
*the laser aims towards germany*
German guy – esta nerv Klinerman
Another german guy – Shizenhower
*Then the german guys are vaporized*
Microchips – You’re not so bad after all.
*Then out of nowhere, a shadow wraps around microchips*
Kiriyama – You think I am so gullible? You gave the game away with your 24 inch camrocorder. 23 inches and who knows, maybe you would of gotten away with it.
*Then Microchips remembers his gypsie torch*
*he shoots Shadow and shadow becomes vaporized. Suddenly the Dead wonder is activated and set to blow up America in 3 minutes.*
Microchips – This guy knows his enemys. Should I stop him?
Kiriyama – Me, you, a fight to the death, NINJA STYLE!
*with that, they climb on top of the Dead Wonder and start fighting. In the background you can hear some cool music and the occansional shout of SNAKE!*
Kiriyama – Baka! Anata no ichiban ni naritai
Microchips – ummm, Ying yang yoko!
*kiriyama gives a shocked look before smacking him one in the face*
*Kiriyama is too much for Microchips with his 4th dan in nad kicking and cartwheels*
Microchips – It’s all over. I would try but the sound of drunk cow’s dieing is a sound I could jack off to
Kiriyama – 1 minute until terry wogan dies
Microchips –WHAT? You said America!
Kiriyama – I lied. You see, I am originally a gypsie. However, they abandoned me so I raised myself to be Japanese.
Microchips – In that case…
*Microchips gets out his torch but it doesn’t work, Dead Wonder has blocked the sun out*
*Then he remembers his bottle of chip fat and thinks of the ultimate sacrifice*
Microchips -This is for you terry wogan and your brilliant Eurovision programs
*he uses the chip fat on himself, igniting himself and making enough light for the solar gypsie torch which kills kiriyama*
*Flanders bursts through to see nothing except the dead wonder about to fire it’s laser. He then uses his harry potter magic and turns DW into a pink monkey. He then looks frantically for Microchips*
Flanders – Where are you?
Microchips – Hey! At least now, I can rejoin Mystique.
*With this he places his pulls out his……………………………….Cat ears and holds them tight before dying*
Microchips will return in "For her Majersteys secret sauces"
*Asher D then hits the decks before Flanders turnes him into a pink monkey*
I know, I was very proud of myself.
Very good
I finally understood the title. Go me.
Asher D's little rap
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Not too bad in places. Did make me laugh at points. I give it a so-so mark of 6 out of 10.
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Oh dear
*Microchips walks across screen casually, points to the screen and shoot. The ketchup begins to flow down the screen. Then we are taken to a grease palace. Microchips is seen sneaking around. He enters the main room to see the monstrous weapon of destruction. It was a huge statue with a laser in its hand. Microchips takes out his camera and takes photographs when a gun is heard to be loaded.*
????- Ahhh, Mr Chips, what a pleasant surprise
Microchips – Nice place, what are you planning to do with it tony?
Tony – Why don’t you experience it first hand Micro?
*Tony presses a button on a remote control. With that, the huge statue starts to move and shoot it’s laser at Microchips. He runs around aimlessly dodging the laser shots. While he is doing this, the lasers are melting the Grease palace.*
Tony- what are you doing? Hit Microchips!
*Then microchips tackles Tony and they have a fist fight while lasers are getting closer to their targets. Then tony pins Microchips to the ground just as a laser aims towards Microchips and hits tony instead.*
Tony- Ahhhhhh, I won’t let you escape unpunished
*with this, he throws his remote control into the melting grease never to be seen again. With this, Microchips runs for his life from the grease while still trying to dodge lasers. The entrance is now just a small gap as everything collapses but Microchips manages to slide through it thanks to the grease. It then looks behind him to see a huge pile of grease and nothing more. Then we go to the opening credits*
Asher D raps:
it’s me, it’s me, my name is Asher D
feel my lyrics on your VD…
U….better watch your back
Microchips will give you a hard smack
He likes to save the kitchen so
Bad guys try your best, BO!
*then asher lets it rip on his decks*
Asher D – Thank you, peace out
*then you have lovely ladies dancing around asher as he bogies*
*The screen fades to black then reappears to a plane as Microchips gets off*
*We see flashbacks of Microchips last mission and Mystique dying before he gets interrupted by a voice*
?? – So you decided to join us
Microchips – Well well, look who it is
Nh – I thought you retired after last year
Microchips – I need excitement back in my life. The cat ears lost it’s turning on ability. Now it’s just a sentimental thing.
Nh – Ok, sure. Anyway we heard about your run-in with Tony 8 months ago. However we need to hear your details of the mission again.
Microchips – WHAT?! I already went through this a thousand times. That place was destroyed.
Nh – Are you absolutely sure?
Microchips – YES BUT WHY ALL THE QUESTIONS?
Nh – Ummm, well…. You remember that weapon of mass destruction (wink wink) you came across? When we went to recover it from the site, it disappeared
Microchips – OMG! You WHAT!
Nh – It disappeared without a trace, and no-one has seen it since. No-one even has an idea of who may have this.
Microchips – I can’t believe I’m hearing this. Where the hell is this thing? Is there no clue whatsoever?
Nh – No, which is why we hired you. We have a place for you to stay downtown in the Grill District
Microchips - That area is a bit fancy isn’t it?
Nh – Well whoever has this weapon must be pretty loaded so we’re starting from there. Thing is we gotta get you dressed up pronto.
Microchips – What’s wrong with this?
*looks at himself and realises he’s wearing a Hawian Shirt*
*We hear an audience laugh*
Microchips – hang on, this is a movie?!
*Fade to a gadget room*
El Blokey – I want you to be very careful. This are very powerful and untested weapons and it was hard to find a loser to test these.
Microchips – Egh, sure, I think.
El Blokey – First of all is this tuxedo. It has a 24 inch lense so we can capture everything.
Microchips – Sounds cool
El blokey – This weapon, only use in extreme cases, the solar powered torch!
Microchips – But what’s the point of that?
El blokey – Well you see, any amount of light will cause it to send out a huge ray of light which will easily blind a 5 year old Gypsie.
Microchips – Sweet! A weapon against gypsies.
El blokey – And finally, a mini bottle of chip fat. I don’t know what it does but I’m sure it’s useful.
Microchips – hummmmmm, Sacralishus
El blokey – I think Nh wants you to put on your Tuxedo. Better hurry, he wants to get to the high court. He’s changing his name today.
Microchips – HUH? To what?
*Fade to Nh coming out of high court*
Flanders – Right, now we must get you to this party
Microchips – In that thing
*They stare at a pink and yellow spotted mini*
*Later we fade to the mini parking up outside the glamourous hotel, then it’s muffler falls off*
Flanders – We’ll be watching from our pizza van located down the road. The guy we’ll be after is named Kiriyama. He’s the notorious Japanese con-man. Word is, he has the statue.
Microchips – WoRd.
Flanders – Stop that. You must act dignified.
*Microchips enters the hotel and walks straight up to Kiriyama*
*We enter lip-synch mode*
Kiriyama – well well, who are you, my potato head friend?
Microchips – The name’s chips. Micro chips. And I have a license to frill.
Kiriyama – You’re an agent?
Microchips – Crap, I mean no. I’m a chef. Your new chef and I errrr, need to get to the kitchen in your secret lab.
Kiriyama – Oh, in that guess, follow me
*They exit the hotel and get in a limo. It then drives outside the city and to a remote castle*
Microchips – This looks like the castle that statue disappeared from except less Scottish.
*They get in the castle and Microchips looks up to see the statue.
Kiriyama – This is the Dead Wonder and will blow up any continent I want it to. I’ll give you a taster.
*the laser aims towards germany*
German guy – esta nerv Klinerman
Another german guy – Shizenhower
*Then the german guys are vaporized*
Microchips – You’re not so bad after all.
*Then out of nowhere, a shadow wraps around microchips*
Kiriyama – You think I am so gullible? You gave the game away with your 24 inch camrocorder. 23 inches and who knows, maybe you would of gotten away with it.
*Then Microchips remembers his gypsie torch*
*he shoots Shadow and shadow becomes vaporized. Suddenly the Dead wonder is activated and set to blow up America in 3 minutes.*
Microchips – This guy knows his enemys. Should I stop him?
Kiriyama – Me, you, a fight to the death, NINJA STYLE!
*with that, they climb on top of the Dead Wonder and start fighting. In the background you can hear some cool music and the occansional shout of SNAKE!*
Kiriyama – Baka! Anata no ichiban ni naritai
Microchips – ummm, Ying yang yoko!
*kiriyama gives a shocked look before smacking him one in the face*
*Kiriyama is too much for Microchips with his 4th dan in nad kicking and cartwheels*
Microchips – It’s all over. I would try but the sound of drunk cow’s dieing is a sound I could jack off to
Kiriyama – 1 minute until terry wogan dies
Microchips –WHAT? You said America!
Kiriyama – I lied. You see, I am originally a gypsie. However, they abandoned me so I raised myself to be Japanese.
Microchips – In that case…
*Microchips gets out his torch but it doesn’t work, Dead Wonder has blocked the sun out*
*Then he remembers his bottle of chip fat and thinks of the ultimate sacrifice*
Microchips -This is for you terry wogan and your brilliant Eurovision programs
*he uses the chip fat on himself, igniting himself and making enough light for the solar gypsie torch which kills kiriyama*
*Flanders bursts through to see nothing except the dead wonder about to fire it’s laser. He then uses his harry potter magic and turns DW into a pink monkey. He then looks frantically for Microchips*
Flanders – Where are you?
Microchips – Hey! At least now, I can rejoin Mystique.
*With this he places his pulls out his……………………………….Cat ears and holds them tight before dying*
Microchips will return in "For her Majersteys secret sauces"
*Asher D then hits the decks before Flanders turnes him into a pink monkey*
????- Ahhh, Mr Chips, what a pleasant surprise
Microchips – Nice place, what are you planning to do with it tony?
Tony – Why don’t you experience it first hand Micro?
*Tony presses a button on a remote control. With that, the huge statue starts to move and shoot it’s laser at Microchips. He runs around aimlessly dodging the laser shots. While he is doing this, the lasers are melting the Grease palace.*
Tony- what are you doing? Hit Microchips!
*Then microchips tackles Tony and they have a fist fight while lasers are getting closer to their targets. Then tony pins Microchips to the ground just as a laser aims towards Microchips and hits tony instead.*
Tony- Ahhhhhh, I won’t let you escape unpunished
*with this, he throws his remote control into the melting grease never to be seen again. With this, Microchips runs for his life from the grease while still trying to dodge lasers. The entrance is now just a small gap as everything collapses but Microchips manages to slide through it thanks to the grease. It then looks behind him to see a huge pile of grease and nothing more. Then we go to the opening credits*
Asher D raps:
it’s me, it’s me, my name is Asher D
feel my lyrics on your VD…
U….better watch your back
Microchips will give you a hard smack
He likes to save the kitchen so
Bad guys try your best, BO!
*then asher lets it rip on his decks*
Asher D – Thank you, peace out
*then you have lovely ladies dancing around asher as he bogies*
*The screen fades to black then reappears to a plane as Microchips gets off*
*We see flashbacks of Microchips last mission and Mystique dying before he gets interrupted by a voice*
?? – So you decided to join us
Microchips – Well well, look who it is
Nh – I thought you retired after last year
Microchips – I need excitement back in my life. The cat ears lost it’s turning on ability. Now it’s just a sentimental thing.
Nh – Ok, sure. Anyway we heard about your run-in with Tony 8 months ago. However we need to hear your details of the mission again.
Microchips – WHAT?! I already went through this a thousand times. That place was destroyed.
Nh – Are you absolutely sure?
Microchips – YES BUT WHY ALL THE QUESTIONS?
Nh – Ummm, well…. You remember that weapon of mass destruction (wink wink) you came across? When we went to recover it from the site, it disappeared
Microchips – OMG! You WHAT!
Nh – It disappeared without a trace, and no-one has seen it since. No-one even has an idea of who may have this.
Microchips – I can’t believe I’m hearing this. Where the hell is this thing? Is there no clue whatsoever?
Nh – No, which is why we hired you. We have a place for you to stay downtown in the Grill District
Microchips - That area is a bit fancy isn’t it?
Nh – Well whoever has this weapon must be pretty loaded so we’re starting from there. Thing is we gotta get you dressed up pronto.
Microchips – What’s wrong with this?
*looks at himself and realises he’s wearing a Hawian Shirt*
*We hear an audience laugh*
Microchips – hang on, this is a movie?!
*Fade to a gadget room*
El Blokey – I want you to be very careful. This are very powerful and untested weapons and it was hard to find a loser to test these.
Microchips – Egh, sure, I think.
El Blokey – First of all is this tuxedo. It has a 24 inch lense so we can capture everything.
Microchips – Sounds cool
El blokey – This weapon, only use in extreme cases, the solar powered torch!
Microchips – But what’s the point of that?
El blokey – Well you see, any amount of light will cause it to send out a huge ray of light which will easily blind a 5 year old Gypsie.
Microchips – Sweet! A weapon against gypsies.
El blokey – And finally, a mini bottle of chip fat. I don’t know what it does but I’m sure it’s useful.
Microchips – hummmmmm, Sacralishus
El blokey – I think Nh wants you to put on your Tuxedo. Better hurry, he wants to get to the high court. He’s changing his name today.
Microchips – HUH? To what?
*Fade to Nh coming out of high court*
Flanders – Right, now we must get you to this party
Microchips – In that thing
*They stare at a pink and yellow spotted mini*
*Later we fade to the mini parking up outside the glamourous hotel, then it’s muffler falls off*
Flanders – We’ll be watching from our pizza van located down the road. The guy we’ll be after is named Kiriyama. He’s the notorious Japanese con-man. Word is, he has the statue.
Microchips – WoRd.
Flanders – Stop that. You must act dignified.
*Microchips enters the hotel and walks straight up to Kiriyama*
*We enter lip-synch mode*
Kiriyama – well well, who are you, my potato head friend?
Microchips – The name’s chips. Micro chips. And I have a license to frill.
Kiriyama – You’re an agent?
Microchips – Crap, I mean no. I’m a chef. Your new chef and I errrr, need to get to the kitchen in your secret lab.
Kiriyama – Oh, in that guess, follow me
*They exit the hotel and get in a limo. It then drives outside the city and to a remote castle*
Microchips – This looks like the castle that statue disappeared from except less Scottish.
*They get in the castle and Microchips looks up to see the statue.
Kiriyama – This is the Dead Wonder and will blow up any continent I want it to. I’ll give you a taster.
*the laser aims towards germany*
German guy – esta nerv Klinerman
Another german guy – Shizenhower
*Then the german guys are vaporized*
Microchips – You’re not so bad after all.
*Then out of nowhere, a shadow wraps around microchips*
Kiriyama – You think I am so gullible? You gave the game away with your 24 inch camrocorder. 23 inches and who knows, maybe you would of gotten away with it.
*Then Microchips remembers his gypsie torch*
*he shoots Shadow and shadow becomes vaporized. Suddenly the Dead wonder is activated and set to blow up America in 3 minutes.*
Microchips – This guy knows his enemys. Should I stop him?
Kiriyama – Me, you, a fight to the death, NINJA STYLE!
*with that, they climb on top of the Dead Wonder and start fighting. In the background you can hear some cool music and the occansional shout of SNAKE!*
Kiriyama – Baka! Anata no ichiban ni naritai
Microchips – ummm, Ying yang yoko!
*kiriyama gives a shocked look before smacking him one in the face*
*Kiriyama is too much for Microchips with his 4th dan in nad kicking and cartwheels*
Microchips – It’s all over. I would try but the sound of drunk cow’s dieing is a sound I could jack off to
Kiriyama – 1 minute until terry wogan dies
Microchips –WHAT? You said America!
Kiriyama – I lied. You see, I am originally a gypsie. However, they abandoned me so I raised myself to be Japanese.
Microchips – In that case…
*Microchips gets out his torch but it doesn’t work, Dead Wonder has blocked the sun out*
*Then he remembers his bottle of chip fat and thinks of the ultimate sacrifice*
Microchips -This is for you terry wogan and your brilliant Eurovision programs
*he uses the chip fat on himself, igniting himself and making enough light for the solar gypsie torch which kills kiriyama*
*Flanders bursts through to see nothing except the dead wonder about to fire it’s laser. He then uses his harry potter magic and turns DW into a pink monkey. He then looks frantically for Microchips*
Flanders – Where are you?
Microchips – Hey! At least now, I can rejoin Mystique.
*With this he places his pulls out his……………………………….Cat ears and holds them tight before dying*
Microchips will return in "For her Majersteys secret sauces"
*Asher D then hits the decks before Flanders turnes him into a pink monkey*