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*The story of NASH begins*
Memo and NASH reside in their love-cabin in the North-Eastern SR woods.
"Memo, is that you," Nash says in a high-pitched womanly voice.
"Yes, my sweet, I have returned to our luscious cabin bearing gifts"
"Gifts!? What are they, these said gifts?"
Memo grits his teeth and looks deeply into Nash's eyes.
"Gifts of lust and flesh"
Nash looks towards the camera, pouts, then gasps.
"Cor blimey I love your waze!"
Nash walks into the bedroom, wagging a little finger in the air, gesturing excessively for Memo to follow.
Memo takes one step forward, then stops, drawing a less than pleasant reaction from Nash.
"What is it, my love?" Nash states in a slightly angered manner.
Memo looks deeply into the eyes of Nash, and drops the bombshell.
"Something happened while I was gone..."
Nash looks shocked, and falls to the ground
"No! It meant nothing to me, you're my true love!"
Nash replies "What? An affair? I thought you just meant you accidentally killed a small loris!"
On hearing this disastrous news, Nash once again faints, almost pressing through the floor, in an attempt to get lower down than they already are.
"Please, my love, try to take this well."
"You haven't even told me yet Memo! Avast ye', OUT WITH IT!!"
"OK then, Nash. You better go sit in that chair first."
Camera pans around to reveal a chair has now appeared in a room that was originally barren of any furniture.
Nash gets up, walks to the chair and sits down.
Memo looks towards the camera, and the screen goes wobbly as we enter a dream sequence.
**Flashback begins**
"It all happened two days ago, when I remembered the events of a drunken night three weeks before that.
It was a Wednesday night like every other - exactly the same as every other night of the week, I would go out to the pub, and leave you alone in the love-cabin. Unfortunately, something different happened this time, something that I had never done before.
I met a very interesting person in the pub, with distinct views and a very unique 'wit'. They would talk about things for ages, and I felt compelled to listen to this person claiming to be 'bi'. They told me to call them 'Goatbi'.
This interest in them grew, grew until the point where we did something... different.
We both left the pub and headed into the alley behind it.
That's when it happened, and what happened that night I hope you will forgive me for."
**Nash butts in**
"You...you made love!? Right there in the alley!?"
Nash slaps Memo across the back of the head with a large book.
Memo gives out a dazed stare.
"WHAT!? YOU THINK I WOULD DO •THAT• WITH A GOATBI!?"
"Don't you know their reputation? Didn't you already know what this was leading up to?"
Nash looks longingly at Memo, confused.
"What is it you have done then?"
**The flashback recommences**
"I couldn't withold my sense of principals any longer, I had to give in to Goatbi, and help out this situation he had with what he called a 'goatunderdevelopedpeni'."
Camera shows a tiny shrivelled up worm.
**Flashback ends, camera cuts back to reality**
"I looked at it, Nash, I looked at the underdevelopedpeni. Please, don't do something I'll regret you doing."
Nash looks disgusted, and throws their head powerfully against the back of the chair. Looking back at Memo, says:
"I can't believe what you've done. After all we've been through, and after that 'other' incident seven years ago, that no-one else knows about, just as I was getting over it, you go and do something like this."
Memo looks straight at Nash, dazzled.
"I didn't do anything seven years ago..."
Nash gasps. "I...It...it was me...Memo, I did something...forgive me..."
"What is it you've done?"
Nash looks at the camera.
"That's an even more complex story than you've just told."
**Dramatic music**
**End Special Episode**
Memo and NASH reside in their love-cabin in the North-Eastern SR woods.
"Memo, is that you," Nash says in a high-pitched womanly voice.
"Yes, my sweet, I have returned to our luscious cabin bearing gifts"
"Gifts!? What are they, these said gifts?"
Memo grits his teeth and looks deeply into Nash's eyes.
"Gifts of lust and flesh"
Nash looks towards the camera, pouts, then gasps.
"Cor blimey I love your waze!"
Nash walks into the bedroom, wagging a little finger in the air, gesturing excessively for Memo to follow.
Memo takes one step forward, then stops, drawing a less than pleasant reaction from Nash.
"What is it, my love?" Nash states in a slightly angered manner.
Memo looks deeply into the eyes of Nash, and drops the bombshell.
"Something happened while I was gone..."
Nash looks shocked, and falls to the ground
"No! It meant nothing to me, you're my true love!"
Nash replies "What? An affair? I thought you just meant you accidentally killed a small loris!"
On hearing this disastrous news, Nash once again faints, almost pressing through the floor, in an attempt to get lower down than they already are.
"Please, my love, try to take this well."
"You haven't even told me yet Memo! Avast ye', OUT WITH IT!!"
"OK then, Nash. You better go sit in that chair first."
Camera pans around to reveal a chair has now appeared in a room that was originally barren of any furniture.
Nash gets up, walks to the chair and sits down.
Memo looks towards the camera, and the screen goes wobbly as we enter a dream sequence.
**Flashback begins**
"It all happened two days ago, when I remembered the events of a drunken night three weeks before that.
It was a Wednesday night like every other - exactly the same as every other night of the week, I would go out to the pub, and leave you alone in the love-cabin. Unfortunately, something different happened this time, something that I had never done before.
I met a very interesting person in the pub, with distinct views and a very unique 'wit'. They would talk about things for ages, and I felt compelled to listen to this person claiming to be 'bi'. They told me to call them 'Goatbi'.
This interest in them grew, grew until the point where we did something... different.
We both left the pub and headed into the alley behind it.
That's when it happened, and what happened that night I hope you will forgive me for."
**Nash butts in**
"You...you made love!? Right there in the alley!?"
Nash slaps Memo across the back of the head with a large book.
Memo gives out a dazed stare.
"WHAT!? YOU THINK I WOULD DO •THAT• WITH A GOATBI!?"
"Don't you know their reputation? Didn't you already know what this was leading up to?"
Nash looks longingly at Memo, confused.
"What is it you have done then?"
**The flashback recommences**
"I couldn't withold my sense of principals any longer, I had to give in to Goatbi, and help out this situation he had with what he called a 'goatunderdevelopedpeni'."
Camera shows a tiny shrivelled up worm.
**Flashback ends, camera cuts back to reality**
"I looked at it, Nash, I looked at the underdevelopedpeni. Please, don't do something I'll regret you doing."
Nash looks disgusted, and throws their head powerfully against the back of the chair. Looking back at Memo, says:
"I can't believe what you've done. After all we've been through, and after that 'other' incident seven years ago, that no-one else knows about, just as I was getting over it, you go and do something like this."
Memo looks straight at Nash, dazzled.
"I didn't do anything seven years ago..."
Nash gasps. "I...It...it was me...Memo, I did something...forgive me..."
"What is it you've done?"
Nash looks at the camera.
"That's an even more complex story than you've just told."
**Dramatic music**
**End Special Episode**
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Don't bump this filth : P
Although I now am finding you both very attractive ...
Although I now am finding you both very attractive ...
bUmP
What is this?
Disgusting post.
Etc Etc
:D
Disgusting post.
Etc Etc
:D
I am not J Nash at all, and I want to shave you bald and spray-paint your head in the colour of your choice for only 19.95.
Note to the author.
'Nash Enterprises© would like to make it very clear to the author, that neither we nor J Nash himself endorse this story one bit. If you do not cease your infernal activities, Nash Enterprises© may consider legal action.'
Note to the author.
'Nash Enterprises© would like to make it very clear to the author, that neither we nor J Nash himself endorse this story one bit. If you do not cease your infernal activities, Nash Enterprises© may consider legal action.'
undervelopedpeni :D he he he!!
"'goatunderdevelopedpeni'."
Camera shows a tiny shrivelled up worm.
"I looked at it, Nash, I looked at the underdevelopedpeni."
That was hilarious.
More.
*dribbles*
Camera shows a tiny shrivelled up worm.
"I looked at it, Nash, I looked at the underdevelopedpeni."
That was hilarious.
More.
*dribbles*
You would.
I liked it.
Thanks.
It's good to know that while people enjoyed FFF's first edition, people were disgusted by mine.
Again, many thanks.
It's good to know that while people enjoyed FFF's first edition, people were disgusted by mine.
Again, many thanks.
Ewwwwww
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