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We've had Popstar, creating Heresay.
Then there was Soapstar, which saw a new family cast for Emmerdale.
We now have Pop Idol on our screens, and it can now be exclusively revealed what ITV shall be following this up with.
Yes, coming next Spring will be:
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. PORN STAR
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Watch as ITV search for the porn stars of tomorrow, looking for a male and female winner.
Those harsh judges have been chosen, and will be:
Shannon Tweed - Soft porn queen.
John Wayne Bobbit - The guy that had his willy chopped off, and re-attached is now a major porn star, looking for the stars of tomorrow.
Ice-T - Keepin' it real.
Alleged pornaholic Steve Riley will also give feedback on each of the entrants, in a video link from his porn shed.
Watch as millions of hopefuls turn up to week after week of auditions and get naked in an attempt to impress the judges.
Gasp with the young dreamers as they fake climax after climax!
Cry with those rejected, and squeal with those successful!
Retch as an old bird gets naked!
Watch the judges argue over whether the obligatory fat one should go through! (He's no looker, but such girth....)
Will Darius make it big this time?
The series will continue from the initial auditions right through to the final selection, continuing to follow those new porn stars right through to the shooting (of a movie).
So next Spring tune in and get turned on to PornStar!
Then there was Soapstar, which saw a new family cast for Emmerdale.
We now have Pop Idol on our screens, and it can now be exclusively revealed what ITV shall be following this up with.
Yes, coming next Spring will be:
******************
. PORN STAR
******************
Watch as ITV search for the porn stars of tomorrow, looking for a male and female winner.
Those harsh judges have been chosen, and will be:
Shannon Tweed - Soft porn queen.
John Wayne Bobbit - The guy that had his willy chopped off, and re-attached is now a major porn star, looking for the stars of tomorrow.
Ice-T - Keepin' it real.
Alleged pornaholic Steve Riley will also give feedback on each of the entrants, in a video link from his porn shed.
Watch as millions of hopefuls turn up to week after week of auditions and get naked in an attempt to impress the judges.
Gasp with the young dreamers as they fake climax after climax!
Cry with those rejected, and squeal with those successful!
Retch as an old bird gets naked!
Watch the judges argue over whether the obligatory fat one should go through! (He's no looker, but such girth....)
Will Darius make it big this time?
The series will continue from the initial auditions right through to the final selection, continuing to follow those new porn stars right through to the shooting (of a movie).
So next Spring tune in and get turned on to PornStar!
We've had Popstar, creating Heresay.
Then there was Soapstar, which saw a new family cast for Emmerdale.
We now have Pop Idol on our screens, and it can now be exclusively revealed what ITV shall be following this up with.
Yes, coming next Spring will be:
******************
. PORN STAR
******************
Watch as ITV search for the porn stars of tomorrow, looking for a male and female winner.
Those harsh judges have been chosen, and will be:
Shannon Tweed - Soft porn queen.
John Wayne Bobbit - The guy that had his willy chopped off, and re-attached is now a major porn star, looking for the stars of tomorrow.
Ice-T - Keepin' it real.
Alleged pornaholic Steve Riley will also give feedback on each of the entrants, in a video link from his porn shed.
Watch as millions of hopefuls turn up to week after week of auditions and get naked in an attempt to impress the judges.
Gasp with the young dreamers as they fake climax after climax!
Cry with those rejected, and squeal with those successful!
Retch as an old bird gets naked!
Watch the judges argue over whether the obligatory fat one should go through! (He's no looker, but such girth....)
Will Darius make it big this time?
The series will continue from the initial auditions right through to the final selection, continuing to follow those new porn stars right through to the shooting (of a movie).
So next Spring tune in and get turned on to PornStar!
Then there was Soapstar, which saw a new family cast for Emmerdale.
We now have Pop Idol on our screens, and it can now be exclusively revealed what ITV shall be following this up with.
Yes, coming next Spring will be:
******************
. PORN STAR
******************
Watch as ITV search for the porn stars of tomorrow, looking for a male and female winner.
Those harsh judges have been chosen, and will be:
Shannon Tweed - Soft porn queen.
John Wayne Bobbit - The guy that had his willy chopped off, and re-attached is now a major porn star, looking for the stars of tomorrow.
Ice-T - Keepin' it real.
Alleged pornaholic Steve Riley will also give feedback on each of the entrants, in a video link from his porn shed.
Watch as millions of hopefuls turn up to week after week of auditions and get naked in an attempt to impress the judges.
Gasp with the young dreamers as they fake climax after climax!
Cry with those rejected, and squeal with those successful!
Retch as an old bird gets naked!
Watch the judges argue over whether the obligatory fat one should go through! (He's no looker, but such girth....)
Will Darius make it big this time?
The series will continue from the initial auditions right through to the final selection, continuing to follow those new porn stars right through to the shooting (of a movie).
So next Spring tune in and get turned on to PornStar!
How did I know that shed would get a mention in this. :-)
;-)
Starlight wrote:
> How did I know that shed would get a mention in this. :-)
For the shed is no longer a place to simply keep your stained raincoat, you can down turn it into a dirty den of porn, and watch ITV's upcoming Pornstar from there.
> How did I know that shed would get a mention in this. :-)
For the shed is no longer a place to simply keep your stained raincoat, you can down turn it into a dirty den of porn, and watch ITV's upcoming Pornstar from there.
ooo where do i sign up?
i'm thinking of ah hem coming out of retirement
i'm thinking of ah hem coming out of retirement