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"Can you say 'Wooden'?"

http://www.cube-europe.com/review.php?rid=72

Most wooden review I ever read.

Read. And. weep.

:-D

Can you say wo.. wo.. word count?

Azul wrote:
> Kiriyama wrote:
> Ah, there we go
>
> And I'm still trying, yes, still...
>
> Any time now it shall work, yes, you hear me correctly :D
>
> Was all that really necessary?
> Quoting the whole post?
> Was it?
> Look, I'm not doing it. See how easy it is?

Indeed :D

I'm going to play footy. Ciao.

Kiriyama wrote:
> Ah, there we go
>
> And I'm still trying, yes, still...
>
> Any time now it shall work, yes, you hear me correctly :D

Was all that really necessary?
Quoting the whole post?
Was it?
Look, I'm not doing it. See how easy it is?

Gawd, the forum is dead without me.

Turtle Burglar wrote:
> I started it:-D

DC, why not T!rd Burglar? :|

There :D

maddmun wrote:
> The most wooden review ever is posted below:
>
> Wood: Reviewed By Maddmun: 100.99 for a pack of 5
>
> WOOOOOODD WOOOOOOOOOD WOODEN WOODEN WOODEN.
> WOOOOOODD WOOOOOOOOOD WOODEN WOODEN WOODEN.
> WOOOOOODD WOOOOOOOOOD WOODEN WOODEN WOODEN.
> WOOOOOODD WOOOOOOOOoOD WOOD WOODEN WOoooODEN.
> WOOOOODD WOOOOOOD WOOD WOODEN.
> WOOOOODD WOOOOOOOOD WOODEN WOODEN WOODEN.
> WOOOOOODD WOOOOOD WOODEN WOODEN WOODEN.
> WOODD WOOOOD WOODEN WOODEN WOODEN.
> WOOOOOODD WOOOOOOOOOD WOODEN WOODEN WOODEN.
> WOOD WOOD WOODEN WOODEN WOODEN.
> WOOOOOODD WOOOOO WOODEN.
> WOOOOOODD WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD WOODEN WOODEN WOODEN.
> WOOOOOODD WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD WOOOODEN WOON WOODEN.
> WOOOOOOOOODD WOOOOOOOOOD WOODEN WOODEN WOODEN.
> WOOOOOODD WOOOOOOOOOD WOODEN WOODEN WOODEN.
> WOOOOOODD WEN WOODEN.
> WOOOOOODD WOOOOOOOOOD WOODEN WOODEN WOODEN.
> WOOOOOOOOODD WOOOOOOOOOD WOOOODEN WOOOODEN WOOOOOOOODEN.
> WOOOOOODD WOOOOOOOOOOOD WOOOODEN WOOOODEN WOOODEN.
> WOOOOOODD WOOOOOOOOOOD WOOOODEN WOOODEN WOOOOOOOOODEN.
> WOOOOOODD WOOOOOOOOOOOD WOOOOODEN WOODEN WOODEN.
> WOOOOOOOOODD WOOOOOOOOOOOD WOODEN WOODEN WOODEN.
> WOOOOOOOOODD wOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOD WOODEN WOODEN WOODEN.
> WOOOOOODD WOOOOOOOOOD WOODEN WOODEN WOODEN.
> WOOOOOODD WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD WOODEN WOODEN WOODEN.
> WOOOOOODD WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD WOODEN WOODEN WOODEN.
>
> maddmun rated this product 10/10
>
> See?
>
I see. Hmmzz. More wooden than three VERY long planks of wood, eh? Note: Goddamnit - SR won't let me post this until I get the ammount of caps down, so I'm writing this to try and make the percentage of caps more rounded.

Ah, there we go

And I'm still trying, yes, still...

Any time now it shall work, yes, you hear me correctly :D

What, did your brain lapse and for a moment you forgot that cube europe sucks balls?

My review on er-no's site is much better.

The most wooden review ever is posted below:

Wood: Reviewed By Maddmun: 100.99 for a pack of 5

WOOOOOODD WOOOOOOOOOD WOODEN WOODEN WOODEN.
WOOOOOODD WOOOOOOOOOD WOODEN WOODEN WOODEN.
WOOOOOODD WOOOOOOOOOD WOODEN WOODEN WOODEN.
WOOOOOODD WOOOOOOOOoOD WOOD WOODEN WOoooODEN.
WOOOOODD WOOOOOOD WOOD WOODEN.
WOOOOODD WOOOOOOOOD WOODEN WOODEN WOODEN.
WOOOOOODD WOOOOOD WOODEN WOODEN WOODEN.
WOODD WOOOOD WOODEN WOODEN WOODEN.
WOOOOOODD WOOOOOOOOOD WOODEN WOODEN WOODEN.
WOOD WOOD WOODEN WOODEN WOODEN.
WOOOOOODD WOOOOO WOODEN.
WOOOOOODD WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD WOODEN WOODEN WOODEN.
WOOOOOODD WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD WOOOODEN WOON WOODEN.
WOOOOOOOOODD WOOOOOOOOOD WOODEN WOODEN WOODEN.
WOOOOOODD WOOOOOOOOOD WOODEN WOODEN WOODEN.
WOOOOOODD WEN WOODEN.
WOOOOOODD WOOOOOOOOOD WOODEN WOODEN WOODEN.
WOOOOOOOOODD WOOOOOOOOOD WOOOODEN WOOOODEN WOOOOOOOODEN.
WOOOOOODD WOOOOOOOOOOOD WOOOODEN WOOOODEN WOOODEN.
WOOOOOODD WOOOOOOOOOOD WOOOODEN WOOODEN WOOOOOOOOODEN.
WOOOOOODD WOOOOOOOOOOOD WOOOOODEN WOODEN WOODEN.
WOOOOOOOOODD WOOOOOOOOOOOD WOODEN WOODEN WOODEN.
WOOOOOOOOODD wOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOD WOODEN WOODEN WOODEN.
WOOOOOODD WOOOOOOOOOD WOODEN WOODEN WOODEN.
WOOOOOODD WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD WOODEN WOODEN WOODEN.
WOOOOOODD WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD WOODEN WOODEN WOODEN.

maddmun rated this product 10/10

See?

I typed a lot of this in capital letters, so I must chit chat with lots of non capital words to make up for it as I'm not actually shouting like the computer thinks I am but juwst using caps to emphasise my point. I am not angry either, no, not at all, infact, I am far from angry, I've just toasted an entire bag of marshmallows and now I'm on a sugar rush. WHy don't I type the wood part out again except in smaller case letters you ask?
Well, simply put, I cannot be bothered. I see no reason why I shouldn't be allowed it in capitals. Why don't I just leave it this way and contiue to jibber like I am currently? Well, am. So your question, if you asked it, has already been answered, perhaps. Do I think this is enough to warrant a post without having to push back again? No, I don't. What should I jibber on about now? Well, I did the toilet earlier, BIG poo it was, wiped my bottom and realised there was more to come after flushing, so I sat down again and eased it all out. I flushed again and realised I hadn't wiped by bottom this time, but, it mattered not. I'm wearing dark boxer shorts, no-one will notice. I then got nekkid and got in the bath (Nullifying the fact that I was wearing dark boxers) and shaved one leg for no apparent reason. Then I got out of the bath and ran some water into it, you se, I always do things backwards, thats why I shaved my leg then applied the shaving foam, needless to say, I went to hospital because of all the cuts and the pain I went through due to putting foam in the wounds.
Isn't this enough text you ask? Probably, but, I'm on a roll, so I will continue.
I went on MSN and chatted to a friend. I'm now bidding on Streets OF Rage 2 and SOnic And Knuckles for him. Which, if he is a good dealer, then will put my feedback up by two. Of course, the fact that I'm doing it for him, may complicate things, but, I don't care. The auction for Streets Of Rage 2 will end soon. I sshould type this quicker so that I don't miss the end, but, of course, I'm going to snipe it, to make sure I win. I don't see any problem with that, even when it happens to me, it's tactical bidding, which is fair. The keyboard now seems to be getting further away from me than before.. woah, now it's getting closer. I think I should stop with this, as it's further away again, and I think it's a sign that I'm typing too much and getting woozy.

maddmun, signing off his large random post just for the wooden review he wrote. BUt, I'll be back. One day Unless I die now. WHich I haven't. SO. Well. I'm done now. i think.