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http://uk.geocities.com/dav1dthedude/boots
Let me explain....
The deadly studs are for ripping the opposition apart when going in for a tackle.
The flame thingy in the back of the boot is designed to make you run faster, and can also be adapted to burn the oppositions ankles!
The spring is activated before you jump up for a header, which will give you maximum height so that no player can get the ball!
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Got any other useful additions I could have included on the New Nike boots?! :-D
Let me explain....
The deadly studs are for ripping the opposition apart when going in for a tackle.
The flame thingy in the back of the boot is designed to make you run faster, and can also be adapted to burn the oppositions ankles!
The spring is activated before you jump up for a header, which will give you maximum height so that no player can get the ball!
----
Got any other useful additions I could have included on the New Nike boots?! :-D
http://uk.geocities.com/dav1dthedude/boots
Let me explain....
The deadly studs are for ripping the opposition apart when going in for a tackle.
The flame thingy in the back of the boot is designed to make you run faster, and can also be adapted to burn the oppositions ankles!
The spring is activated before you jump up for a header, which will give you maximum height so that no player can get the ball!
----
Got any other useful additions I could have included on the New Nike boots?! :-D
Let me explain....
The deadly studs are for ripping the opposition apart when going in for a tackle.
The flame thingy in the back of the boot is designed to make you run faster, and can also be adapted to burn the oppositions ankles!
The spring is activated before you jump up for a header, which will give you maximum height so that no player can get the ball!
----
Got any other useful additions I could have included on the New Nike boots?! :-D
....a camera in the toe for an all new foot cam.
You could have a bag on the back to carry all your makeup in.
The rocket boosters could move and you could fly! But then you would have to have a parachute :)
Dav1d wrote:
> http://uk.geocities.com/dav1dthedude/boots
Let me explain....
Good, because that is a strange looking boot. However, it is very well drawn for a computer rendered image.
The deadly
> studs are for ripping the opposition apart when going in for a tackle.
Isn't that illegal in the world of sport...well, football at least?
The
> flame thingy in the back of the boot is designed to make you run faster, and can
> also be adapted to burn the oppositions ankles!
Oh, right. The first seems very interesting and a great invention but the latter also appears illegal to me...wait a tick, I think they're both illegal. Speed modifying boots, tut tut Mr. Dav1d.
The spring is activated
> before you jump up for a header, which will give you maximum height so that no
> player can get the ball!
Woudln't that also be illegal. It would still help you in Rugby though - you would be unbeatable.
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Got any other useful additions I could have
> included on the New Nike boots?! :-D
Mmmm. Sorry mate, can't think of any extras. I'm pretty braindead today, I don't know why. I can see the adverts now.
Little Kid - "Hey, that was unfair"
Big Kid - "What? It's a game!"
You no longer need to lose at games such as Rugby and Football. No, you can win everytime with the new Nike boots (Dav1d version). You will also be a chick magnet in those boots.
So, buy Nike Boots: Dav1d version for only £449.99 (£149.99 Lithium Batteries not included)
> http://uk.geocities.com/dav1dthedude/boots
Let me explain....
Good, because that is a strange looking boot. However, it is very well drawn for a computer rendered image.
The deadly
> studs are for ripping the opposition apart when going in for a tackle.
Isn't that illegal in the world of sport...well, football at least?
The
> flame thingy in the back of the boot is designed to make you run faster, and can
> also be adapted to burn the oppositions ankles!
Oh, right. The first seems very interesting and a great invention but the latter also appears illegal to me...wait a tick, I think they're both illegal. Speed modifying boots, tut tut Mr. Dav1d.
The spring is activated
> before you jump up for a header, which will give you maximum height so that no
> player can get the ball!
Woudln't that also be illegal. It would still help you in Rugby though - you would be unbeatable.
----
Got any other useful additions I could have
> included on the New Nike boots?! :-D
Mmmm. Sorry mate, can't think of any extras. I'm pretty braindead today, I don't know why. I can see the adverts now.
Little Kid - "Hey, that was unfair"
Big Kid - "What? It's a game!"
You no longer need to lose at games such as Rugby and Football. No, you can win everytime with the new Nike boots (Dav1d version). You will also be a chick magnet in those boots.
So, buy Nike Boots: Dav1d version for only £449.99 (£149.99 Lithium Batteries not included)