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"Non GTA3 topic here"

As every other topic is GTA3 at the mo and I can't play it until I get home, I'm starting a new topic for all us who work for a living. ("What are you doing here then?" "shaddap!")

Anyone got any good jokes?

What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

Wiped his bum.

8-Ball wrote:
> what is the definition of trust?
two cannibals having or*l s*x
LOL

what is the definition of trust?
two cannibals having or*l s*x

what is the definition of trust?
teo cannmibals having or*l s*x
i missed out the a in or*l and the e in s*x because it could be innpropriate

what would you like on your doughnut today madam anthrax or sugar?

And some woman was getting worried about all the sugar at the bottom of her doghnut box!

did you hear of the "anthrax" scare in wolverhampton? turned out to be some sweets that had got crushed everyone in my parents workplace were panicing like mad lol

lol poor royal mail workers....

my parents seeing as they are postal workers didn't appreciate that joke i thought it was hilarious though lol

Spiriatii wrote:
> Got this one off 2DTV:

Britain has a foolproof system of stopping the postal
> spread of Anthrax around the country. It's called the Royal Mail.

oooo i remember that one. it was that trevor mcdonald guy saying it. i couldnt stop lol'ing.

I bet it feels really good firing two guns at your screen. And a pair of shades would really make you feel like the coolest guy on earth