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"I Am The Monkey Bird"

One dark and quite morning
I was sitting in my house
typing and clicking on my mouse
Then a thaught came into my head
I pondered what it would be like to be a monkey bird
With a big long tail and full feathered wings
flying in the sky every night
I would travel from place to place
scaring everyone who saw my messed up face
I would use my big long beake to catch my prey as I travel
and my arms and legs would help me survive in the jungle
I am the monkey bird and I will do as I please
I will travel by night and rest at day
If you catch a glimps of me, you better run away
as if you dont you will soon become my pray
As I am the monkey bird and will eat what I want
I will swing as high as I can, and fly into space
I would jump around the stars, and hit rockets with my tail
I am the monkey bird and you better not fly my way
I will land on mars and steal a spacship from an alien
I will fly it through the stars and into the sun
I am the monkey bird and you cannot burn me
now my ship is on fire, so im coming back to earth
I crash into the sea, putting out the blaze
A camera man spots me and starts to chase
I just simply, stop and stare at his amazed face
I open my mouth and shoot a fire ball
which soon stopped that annoying fool
I am the monkey bird and im starting to grow tired
I will now find a nest so I can rest
But dont let your guard down for I will be back tonight
I am the monkey bird, and I wish you all a good night.

Be who you want to be in the third place!

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Below is a picture of the monkey bird, its in BMP format, as im on an old computer than doesnt support GIF and JPG pictures very well.

so check it out:

http://www.geocities.com/simpsonsfanclubuk/chrispic1.bmp

I did try it in JPG as well so, try it if you want, I dont think it worked though:

http://www.geocities.com/simpsonsfanclubuk/chrispic1.jpg



Who would you be in the third place?

Triple Rhys wrote:
> I was alone...
All alone...
Then, suddenly...
There was silence...
I wasn't
> alone...
I was surrounded by 3 foot tall penguins...
Black, covered in
> snow...
Cold, I shivered...
Hot... hot... too
> hot...
Burning...
Scalding...
The water of the
> Pirinese...
Steam...
Everywhere...
Misty, foggy...
Wippers across the
> windshield...
Back and forth...
Screeching...
Back and
> forth...
Screeching...
Screeching bird...
Young bird...
> new...
Growing...
Learning...
Stronger...



What am I...
Who could I
> be...
What could I be...



Dark...
Bright light...
Green and
> blue...
Theres a symbol...
Dark...

__________ ___________
> _____________
| | |
|
> | |
| |
> |
| | |
_________|
> | _____________|
| |
> |
| | |
| |
> |
| | |
| ___________|
> |_____________




Life...
Great...

The Third
> Place...















...



hmm, OK

I was alone...
All alone...
Then, suddenly...
There was silence...
I wasn't alone...
I was surrounded by 3 foot tall penguins...
Black, covered in snow...
Cold, I shivered...
Hot... hot... too hot...
Burning...
Scalding...
The water of the Pirinese...
Steam...
Everywhere...
Misty, foggy...
Wippers across the windshield...
Back and forth...
Screeching...
Back and forth...
Screeching...
Screeching bird...
Young bird... new...
Growing...
Learning...
Stronger...



What am I...
Who could I be...
What could I be...



Dark...
Bright light...
Green and blue...
Theres a symbol...
Dark...

__________ ___________ _____________
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
_________| | _____________|
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| ___________| |_____________




Life...
Great...

The Third Place...















...

What do you mean IF we were in the third place

I already am and its awful dark mummy

I can smell dead people...............

Ah it must be the curry I had last night - my mistake

So your a monkey bird?

I`ve seen some mucky birds, manky birds and minging birds but never a monkey bird.

Then again there was this one very hairy bird.......

so, isnt anyone going to reply?

what would you be in the 3rd place?

unfortuntly, the pics, didnt work.
So dont bother looking, but you probably wouldnt anyway

One dark and quite morning
I was sitting in my house
typing and clicking on my mouse
Then a thaught came into my head
I pondered what it would be like to be a monkey bird
With a big long tail and full feathered wings
flying in the sky every night
I would travel from place to place
scaring everyone who saw my messed up face
I would use my big long beake to catch my prey as I travel
and my arms and legs would help me survive in the jungle
I am the monkey bird and I will do as I please
I will travel by night and rest at day
If you catch a glimps of me, you better run away
as if you dont you will soon become my pray
As I am the monkey bird and will eat what I want
I will swing as high as I can, and fly into space
I would jump around the stars, and hit rockets with my tail
I am the monkey bird and you better not fly my way
I will land on mars and steal a spacship from an alien
I will fly it through the stars and into the sun
I am the monkey bird and you cannot burn me
now my ship is on fire, so im coming back to earth
I crash into the sea, putting out the blaze
A camera man spots me and starts to chase
I just simply, stop and stare at his amazed face
I open my mouth and shoot a fire ball
which soon stopped that annoying fool
I am the monkey bird and im starting to grow tired
I will now find a nest so I can rest
But dont let your guard down for I will be back tonight
I am the monkey bird, and I wish you all a good night.

Be who you want to be in the third place!

____________________________________________________________
Below is a picture of the monkey bird, its in BMP format, as im on an old computer than doesnt support GIF and JPG pictures very well.

so check it out:

http://www.geocities.com/simpsonsfanclubuk/chrispic1.bmp

I did try it in JPG as well so, try it if you want, I dont think it worked though:

http://www.geocities.com/simpsonsfanclubuk/chrispic1.jpg



Who would you be in the third place?