Viewing Thread:
"* TODAY I AM GOING TO BE MAKING.........ZELDA! *"

"Yes you heard me right......on todays episode of Masterchef, with me, Lloyd Grossman we have a battle of the giants. A show of the greatest talents this world has for us......the art of making a game! So Shigeru, now we know what your going to be making, why not tell us you ingredients for the recipe."

"Well to make Zelda we need some very, very special ingredients you see. First off we will need a nice big fillet of Buffalo."

"Did you just say Buffalo Shigeru?"

"Why yes I did actually!"

"Please explain this unusual decision if you may"

"Well Lloyd, to make a game really, really special, we all know it has to be original. Whats more original than a buffalo? Nothing, thats what."

*Shigeru laughs at his own joke....meanwhile the audience is silent*

"......anyway. We have the originality now or at least we will once I have chopped this up a bit"

*Shigsy goes over to the chopping board and chops the Buffalo into neat, small peices*

"There we go. Now, I am going to need to cover this in bread crumbs........."

*Lloyd Grossman cuts Shigeru off in mid sentence*

"... cover it in bread crumbs? Really? Strange decision."

"Why would that be then Lloyd?"

"Well you have such a wonderful peice of meat and you go and go all common on us and put breadcrumbs on it. Is there a reason for this?"

"Do you think I would do something as crazy as this without thinking about it Lloyd?"

*More than likely after I saw that Zelda GC demo at Spaceworld Lloyd Grossman thinks to himself*

"Well let me explain. The breadcumb is merely there for decoration, we all love decoration don't we? The breadcrumbs are the graphics. Without good graphics games fail, with them they attract people who are a bit less bothered about the actual game and care more about the graphics."

"Your genius, never ceases to amaze me Shigeru." Lloyd Grossman replies in a shocked manner.

*Shigeru walks over to the oven and sets the timer*

"click,click,click.......click,click,click.........."

...................

".........click,click,click"

"There we go, perfect!" exclaims Shigeru.

"Shigeru?.....don't you think that is a bit long for what your cooking?" Lloyd enquires.

"Of course not. Have you ever heard of a good game being made in a short amount of time?......of course not! This is why I have set ittoo cook for so long. A game needs time, it needs time to be perfected......to be made the way it was intended. I don't cut corners Lloyd, you have got to remember that."

*No wonder all the best games get delayed Lloyd thinks to himself.........everything has to be just right*

*Shigeru walks over to the sink and washes his hands*

"Now that out of the way we move onto the sauce!"

"Yes, yes, marvelous idea, what dish is complete without a sauce I say" Lloyd says while eyeing the clock.

"Now to make this sauce I am going to need very few ingredients....in fact, all I need is water and tomatoe." Shigeru explains.

"Once again I am clueless I am afraid Shigeru, looks like you will have to amazeme once again."

"Well the sauce is the playability, easy to pick up, but not too complicated. Thats how it is best done and this is the reason I have picked only water and tomatoe to make my sauce. Water for simplicity and a dash of tomatoe for something just a little special."

*2 hours later*

"DING!"

"Ah that will be the buffalo" Shigeru says to Lloyd.

*Shigeru opens up the oven and places the steaming Buffalo onto a large plate. He then procedes to drizzle his "special" sauce over the bread crumb coated meat*

"Wonderful!" says Shigeru.

"Well, there you have it folks. Zelda-The legend of the bread crumb covered Buffalo in tomatoe and water sauce!"

Thanks for reading.
MJ

Thought so...didn't recognise the name. Anyways, what sort of forums do you
> spend most of your time in? Also do you have MSN?

MJ
***********
the sega and life sport and footy forum.
([email protected]) if you care

RastaBillySkank wrote:
> A certain song by Afroman springs to mind... :-D

* ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** *

While I'm thinking about this, why did you say that Chris...? I don't actually get it. Unless your trying to say that I was high while I was writing it or something?

Reading back over it I wouldn't be very surprised mind you :P

MJ

Shocktrooper wrote:

:D What do you mean, "Actually
> posted a reply more than 3 lines"? I always have replied to posts with more
> than 3 LINES!

* ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** *

Go back and read my reply to your reply and you will notice what you said makes no sense at all. What I in fact said was that you had replied to a TOPIC more than 3 lines long, not replied using 3 lines or more.

First lack of patience....now lack of reading ablility.

What am I going to do with you Adam?

:-D

MJ

Well...

*Glances down previous replies*

No one else managed more than 3 lines on their reply, only the exception of Nr Nice Guy who tries desperately hard NOT to make his posts short. So he came up with 3-4 lines. So did I.

WHY? Because it's hard to reply to!

:D What do you mean, "Actually posted a reply more than 3 lines"? I always have replied to posts with more than 3 LINES!

DAMN YOU!

:D

SHOCKY

Shocktrooper wrote:
> Heh, that's one weird recipe there, MJ, my good man.

Hmm, buffalo in tomato
> and water...

:D

SHOCKY- yes I did think it was good.:D

* ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** *

Hang on a second, rewind this a bit.

*MJ pauses for a second when he realises there isn't a remote for life*

Did you read my topic Adam?......god...someone get me an ambulance I think I am going to faint.

You read and replied to a topic longer than 3 lines long.....well done mate :-D Bout time someone set you on the straight and narrow.

Glad to hear you liked it......not that I had to force you to read it or anything.......:P

MJ

Heh, that's one weird recipe there, MJ, my good man.

Hmm, buffalo in tomato and water...

:D

SHOCKY- yes I did think it was good.:D

etila wrote:

I'm a relativly new guy on ukchatforums
but you'll soon know my
> name hehe
etila
={B}

* ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** *

Thought so...didn't recognise the name. Anyways, what sort of forums do you spend most of your time in? Also do you have MSN?

MJ

MJswerve wrote:
> etila wrote:
> nice one, GAD winner material...
={B}

* ** ** ** ** ** **
> ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** *

Thanks for that mate.....just out of interest, but
> who are you exactly?

I'm a relativly new guy on ukchatforums
but you'll soon know my name hehe
etila
={B}

*cough* read my post *cough* I repeat, READ MY POST!

*Doughnut monster walks over to MJ and offers him a Tune for his throat.....*

*MJ slaps his head with amazment*

MJ

Ice Blaster wrote:
> How did you know who LLyod Grossman was MJ. Top post Mark.

* ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** *

You see why I needed to know do you Chris? :-D Thanks for telling me.

Thanks for the compliment by the way :P

MJ