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If I was the ruler of the world, my first command would be to declair world piece. All the wars, bombing, bullying, fighting or any other kind of hatred would sudenly stop.Everyone from all walks of life, race, colour, sex etc will live to gether in complete peace and equality.
My second command would be destroy the xbox and wipe complete knowledge of its existance from the brains of everyone.I would destroy nintendo but I like the gameboy advance, and who would we sony owners argue with.actualy there wont be any more arguing so, i would get sony to buy the gba from nintendo, and then nintendo will sufer the same fate as the xbox did.
Then I will bring down the price of DVD's to £10, so more people could affordand enjoy them.i will also unlock all region coding, and all countries will have the same movies at the same time.
Mc donalds will be my next target, but im not going to destroy it.im going to merge it with burger king, kfc and all the other fast food restaurants in the world.this new burger chain will be called MC'CDouch the Burger King and will create the world most perfect food and sell it at the worlds lowest price, so every one can enjoy it.
The royal family would be dismissed, in their place would be the Special Reserve staff. The sr staff will then on-ward be called Special Royalserve and will sit around all day doing nothing,but taking credit for everything.they will still run ukgames but a breed of half human, half monkey super zombies will be brought in to do most of their work, for none of the pay.
All forms of telivision (terestrial, sky, digital and cable) will be destroyed. Then i will release my own TV Network, which will be available to everyone, it will be called CDTV.some of the channels would be:
The simpsons channel
The computer games channel
The how to breed monkeys with elephents and cheese channel
and so many more, infact there will be 4567832 channels when CDTV is launched, then daily new channels will be added.
When it comes to christmas, i will make sure that it snows actualy on christmas day.if it doesnt, I will move christmas day, until there is snow. actualy, i think i will keep christmas where it is.... for now.
I will open a new attraction called the land of the
clone-asaurases, which will be a futuristic theme park, where man has tampered with nature and created their own living, breeding dinosours.then I plan to send in a fat guy to shut down the power, allowing the dinosaurs to break free and run a mock all over the world.but dont worry, i wont let dinosaurs take over the world for at least another 30 years or so.but when dinosaurs do rule the world, i will open a human theme park, and one day I will send in a fat dinosaur to... well you know the rest.
Have you noticed how everything tasts like chicken, except for chicken flavoured crisps, whats up with that? If it is possible I will do my best at making chicken crisps actualy taste like chicken.I believe it can be done, oh yes, it can be done.while im on the subject of food, i will also make hubba bubba bubble gum, keep its flavour for more that 3 minuites.
At ukchatforums, if people were to start spaming they would be punished.as soon as someone clicked 'post this message' when hey have just written a whole load of spam, an electric flow will be sent down the computer, through the keyboard and mouse and up to the culprets brain.my aim is to shock some sense into spammers.
My next act would be, to release a new wave of technology onto the world.some of my inventions would be add ons to computer consoles, for the N64 is an accesory you attach into your controller,when you start the machine,the add on will shout at you for buying an N64.PS2 owners will be happy to see a new range of products,including a sniper riffel, flame thrower, rocket launcher and grenade light guns. aswell as a neat little thing that teleports you into your favourite game and the dvd convertor which turns DVD's into fully playable games.
These are just a few of my plans, some are top secret and so I will not pass them on to,on account of I dont trust any of you.
If you agree with my ideas, opinions or plans, then when the next world leader election comes along, Vote for CDouch as your new ruler and overlord.when you vote you will receive a bumper sticker, badge and a so called packet of chicken flavoured crisps.
Thank you for reading, and hopefully for your vote
your soon to be ruler
CDouch
_________________________________________________________
If you ruled the world, what would you make, change or keep the same?
I wont steal your ideas ( no promises though) I just am intrested.
My second command would be destroy the xbox and wipe complete knowledge of its existance from the brains of everyone.I would destroy nintendo but I like the gameboy advance, and who would we sony owners argue with.actualy there wont be any more arguing so, i would get sony to buy the gba from nintendo, and then nintendo will sufer the same fate as the xbox did.
Then I will bring down the price of DVD's to £10, so more people could affordand enjoy them.i will also unlock all region coding, and all countries will have the same movies at the same time.
Mc donalds will be my next target, but im not going to destroy it.im going to merge it with burger king, kfc and all the other fast food restaurants in the world.this new burger chain will be called MC'CDouch the Burger King and will create the world most perfect food and sell it at the worlds lowest price, so every one can enjoy it.
The royal family would be dismissed, in their place would be the Special Reserve staff. The sr staff will then on-ward be called Special Royalserve and will sit around all day doing nothing,but taking credit for everything.they will still run ukgames but a breed of half human, half monkey super zombies will be brought in to do most of their work, for none of the pay.
All forms of telivision (terestrial, sky, digital and cable) will be destroyed. Then i will release my own TV Network, which will be available to everyone, it will be called CDTV.some of the channels would be:
The simpsons channel
The computer games channel
The how to breed monkeys with elephents and cheese channel
and so many more, infact there will be 4567832 channels when CDTV is launched, then daily new channels will be added.
When it comes to christmas, i will make sure that it snows actualy on christmas day.if it doesnt, I will move christmas day, until there is snow. actualy, i think i will keep christmas where it is.... for now.
I will open a new attraction called the land of the
clone-asaurases, which will be a futuristic theme park, where man has tampered with nature and created their own living, breeding dinosours.then I plan to send in a fat guy to shut down the power, allowing the dinosaurs to break free and run a mock all over the world.but dont worry, i wont let dinosaurs take over the world for at least another 30 years or so.but when dinosaurs do rule the world, i will open a human theme park, and one day I will send in a fat dinosaur to... well you know the rest.
Have you noticed how everything tasts like chicken, except for chicken flavoured crisps, whats up with that? If it is possible I will do my best at making chicken crisps actualy taste like chicken.I believe it can be done, oh yes, it can be done.while im on the subject of food, i will also make hubba bubba bubble gum, keep its flavour for more that 3 minuites.
At ukchatforums, if people were to start spaming they would be punished.as soon as someone clicked 'post this message' when hey have just written a whole load of spam, an electric flow will be sent down the computer, through the keyboard and mouse and up to the culprets brain.my aim is to shock some sense into spammers.
My next act would be, to release a new wave of technology onto the world.some of my inventions would be add ons to computer consoles, for the N64 is an accesory you attach into your controller,when you start the machine,the add on will shout at you for buying an N64.PS2 owners will be happy to see a new range of products,including a sniper riffel, flame thrower, rocket launcher and grenade light guns. aswell as a neat little thing that teleports you into your favourite game and the dvd convertor which turns DVD's into fully playable games.
These are just a few of my plans, some are top secret and so I will not pass them on to,on account of I dont trust any of you.
If you agree with my ideas, opinions or plans, then when the next world leader election comes along, Vote for CDouch as your new ruler and overlord.when you vote you will receive a bumper sticker, badge and a so called packet of chicken flavoured crisps.
Thank you for reading, and hopefully for your vote
your soon to be ruler
CDouch
_________________________________________________________
If you ruled the world, what would you make, change or keep the same?
I wont steal your ideas ( no promises though) I just am intrested.
would you like a piece of world?
i ment to say worl peace, not world piece
my bad
i ment to say worl peace, not world piece
my bad
If I was the ruler of the world, my first command would be to declair world piece. All the wars, bombing, bullying, fighting or any other kind of hatred would sudenly stop.Everyone from all walks of life, race, colour, sex etc will live to gether in complete peace and equality.
My second command would be destroy the xbox and wipe complete knowledge of its existance from the brains of everyone.I would destroy nintendo but I like the gameboy advance, and who would we sony owners argue with.actualy there wont be any more arguing so, i would get sony to buy the gba from nintendo, and then nintendo will sufer the same fate as the xbox did.
Then I will bring down the price of DVD's to £10, so more people could affordand enjoy them.i will also unlock all region coding, and all countries will have the same movies at the same time.
Mc donalds will be my next target, but im not going to destroy it.im going to merge it with burger king, kfc and all the other fast food restaurants in the world.this new burger chain will be called MC'CDouch the Burger King and will create the world most perfect food and sell it at the worlds lowest price, so every one can enjoy it.
The royal family would be dismissed, in their place would be the Special Reserve staff. The sr staff will then on-ward be called Special Royalserve and will sit around all day doing nothing,but taking credit for everything.they will still run ukgames but a breed of half human, half monkey super zombies will be brought in to do most of their work, for none of the pay.
All forms of telivision (terestrial, sky, digital and cable) will be destroyed. Then i will release my own TV Network, which will be available to everyone, it will be called CDTV.some of the channels would be:
The simpsons channel
The computer games channel
The how to breed monkeys with elephents and cheese channel
and so many more, infact there will be 4567832 channels when CDTV is launched, then daily new channels will be added.
When it comes to christmas, i will make sure that it snows actualy on christmas day.if it doesnt, I will move christmas day, until there is snow. actualy, i think i will keep christmas where it is.... for now.
I will open a new attraction called the land of the
clone-asaurases, which will be a futuristic theme park, where man has tampered with nature and created their own living, breeding dinosours.then I plan to send in a fat guy to shut down the power, allowing the dinosaurs to break free and run a mock all over the world.but dont worry, i wont let dinosaurs take over the world for at least another 30 years or so.but when dinosaurs do rule the world, i will open a human theme park, and one day I will send in a fat dinosaur to... well you know the rest.
Have you noticed how everything tasts like chicken, except for chicken flavoured crisps, whats up with that? If it is possible I will do my best at making chicken crisps actualy taste like chicken.I believe it can be done, oh yes, it can be done.while im on the subject of food, i will also make hubba bubba bubble gum, keep its flavour for more that 3 minuites.
At ukchatforums, if people were to start spaming they would be punished.as soon as someone clicked 'post this message' when hey have just written a whole load of spam, an electric flow will be sent down the computer, through the keyboard and mouse and up to the culprets brain.my aim is to shock some sense into spammers.
My next act would be, to release a new wave of technology onto the world.some of my inventions would be add ons to computer consoles, for the N64 is an accesory you attach into your controller,when you start the machine,the add on will shout at you for buying an N64.PS2 owners will be happy to see a new range of products,including a sniper riffel, flame thrower, rocket launcher and grenade light guns. aswell as a neat little thing that teleports you into your favourite game and the dvd convertor which turns DVD's into fully playable games.
These are just a few of my plans, some are top secret and so I will not pass them on to,on account of I dont trust any of you.
If you agree with my ideas, opinions or plans, then when the next world leader election comes along, Vote for CDouch as your new ruler and overlord.when you vote you will receive a bumper sticker, badge and a so called packet of chicken flavoured crisps.
Thank you for reading, and hopefully for your vote
your soon to be ruler
CDouch
_________________________________________________________
If you ruled the world, what would you make, change or keep the same?
I wont steal your ideas ( no promises though) I just am intrested.
My second command would be destroy the xbox and wipe complete knowledge of its existance from the brains of everyone.I would destroy nintendo but I like the gameboy advance, and who would we sony owners argue with.actualy there wont be any more arguing so, i would get sony to buy the gba from nintendo, and then nintendo will sufer the same fate as the xbox did.
Then I will bring down the price of DVD's to £10, so more people could affordand enjoy them.i will also unlock all region coding, and all countries will have the same movies at the same time.
Mc donalds will be my next target, but im not going to destroy it.im going to merge it with burger king, kfc and all the other fast food restaurants in the world.this new burger chain will be called MC'CDouch the Burger King and will create the world most perfect food and sell it at the worlds lowest price, so every one can enjoy it.
The royal family would be dismissed, in their place would be the Special Reserve staff. The sr staff will then on-ward be called Special Royalserve and will sit around all day doing nothing,but taking credit for everything.they will still run ukgames but a breed of half human, half monkey super zombies will be brought in to do most of their work, for none of the pay.
All forms of telivision (terestrial, sky, digital and cable) will be destroyed. Then i will release my own TV Network, which will be available to everyone, it will be called CDTV.some of the channels would be:
The simpsons channel
The computer games channel
The how to breed monkeys with elephents and cheese channel
and so many more, infact there will be 4567832 channels when CDTV is launched, then daily new channels will be added.
When it comes to christmas, i will make sure that it snows actualy on christmas day.if it doesnt, I will move christmas day, until there is snow. actualy, i think i will keep christmas where it is.... for now.
I will open a new attraction called the land of the
clone-asaurases, which will be a futuristic theme park, where man has tampered with nature and created their own living, breeding dinosours.then I plan to send in a fat guy to shut down the power, allowing the dinosaurs to break free and run a mock all over the world.but dont worry, i wont let dinosaurs take over the world for at least another 30 years or so.but when dinosaurs do rule the world, i will open a human theme park, and one day I will send in a fat dinosaur to... well you know the rest.
Have you noticed how everything tasts like chicken, except for chicken flavoured crisps, whats up with that? If it is possible I will do my best at making chicken crisps actualy taste like chicken.I believe it can be done, oh yes, it can be done.while im on the subject of food, i will also make hubba bubba bubble gum, keep its flavour for more that 3 minuites.
At ukchatforums, if people were to start spaming they would be punished.as soon as someone clicked 'post this message' when hey have just written a whole load of spam, an electric flow will be sent down the computer, through the keyboard and mouse and up to the culprets brain.my aim is to shock some sense into spammers.
My next act would be, to release a new wave of technology onto the world.some of my inventions would be add ons to computer consoles, for the N64 is an accesory you attach into your controller,when you start the machine,the add on will shout at you for buying an N64.PS2 owners will be happy to see a new range of products,including a sniper riffel, flame thrower, rocket launcher and grenade light guns. aswell as a neat little thing that teleports you into your favourite game and the dvd convertor which turns DVD's into fully playable games.
These are just a few of my plans, some are top secret and so I will not pass them on to,on account of I dont trust any of you.
If you agree with my ideas, opinions or plans, then when the next world leader election comes along, Vote for CDouch as your new ruler and overlord.when you vote you will receive a bumper sticker, badge and a so called packet of chicken flavoured crisps.
Thank you for reading, and hopefully for your vote
your soon to be ruler
CDouch
_________________________________________________________
If you ruled the world, what would you make, change or keep the same?
I wont steal your ideas ( no promises though) I just am intrested.