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"Tou can't beat this"

Some men will go to extreme lengths to prove to women how macho they are.
Frenchman, Pierre Pumpille, of Lyon, shunted a stationery car two feet just by head butting it!

"Women thought I was God", he said from his hospital bed.

God or not, however, Pierre's efforts still make him a big girls blouse compared to Polish famrer Krystof Azninski.

Azninski staked a strong claim to be the most macho man in Europe by cutting off his own head!

He had been drinking with friends and when drunk it was suggested that they play some 'mens games'.

Initially they hit each other over the head with frozen turnips. Then one man got hold of a chainsaw and cut off his his own foot.

Not to be outdone, Azninski grabbed the saw, shouted "Watch this then".

He swung the chainsaw at his own head and chopped it clean off.

"It's funny", said one of his drinking buddies, "coz when he was younger, he used to put on his sister's underwear.

But he died like a man."

The craziest Col! wrote:
> Hedfix wrote:
> Col is a homosexual.
>
> We all knew already.

Hedfix wrote:
> Im homosexual.

We all knew already.

The craziest Col! wrote:
> Hedfix wrote:
> How can you be a man if you lose elements of your 'core'.
>
> You'd end up like The craziest Col.
>
> Stop taking the p!ss out of The craziest Col.

No.

Hedfix wrote:
> How can you be a man if you lose elements of your 'core'.
>
> You'd end up like Col.

Stop taking the p!ss out of Twain.

Reproducing is overrated by the way.

How can you be a man if you lose elements of your 'core'.

You'd end up like Col.

Hedfix wrote:
> If you could call that living.

i do see your point there *no pun intended*, what use is you life if you cant reproduce

If you could call that living.

The craziest Col! wrote:
> I think most men could cut something off which would beat cutting
> their head off.

and they "might" still live to tell the tale

This is funny.

You're funny.