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If you decide to elect me world ruler I promise to do the following:
I will outlaw TV schedule changes
I will destroy street crime, neds and gangs
I will bring justice for all
I will outlaw negative numbers
I will ban bad games
I will make sure all hardware is good enough to be released
I will clear pop, dance and rap crap out of the charts
I will make CDs cheaper
I will make DVDs cheaper
I will make games cheaper
I will make petrol cheaper
I will make public transport a joy to use
I will give every person who has reached the age of consent half an hour with the celebrity of their choice
I will eradicate annoying newbies who have hate campaigns
I will have the earth repositioned so that Britain is warmer
I will keep Concorde in service
I will actually wear a crown and sit on a throne
I will bring about world peace
I will bring about an end to hunger
I will bring an end to war
I will bring an end to major diseases
So who backs me now? Those who do will get good jobs and powerful positions when I take over. Those who oppose me will die. I will take the throne which I am going to have built, at some stage.
I will outlaw TV schedule changes
I will destroy street crime, neds and gangs
I will bring justice for all
I will outlaw negative numbers
I will ban bad games
I will make sure all hardware is good enough to be released
I will clear pop, dance and rap crap out of the charts
I will make CDs cheaper
I will make DVDs cheaper
I will make games cheaper
I will make petrol cheaper
I will make public transport a joy to use
I will give every person who has reached the age of consent half an hour with the celebrity of their choice
I will eradicate annoying newbies who have hate campaigns
I will have the earth repositioned so that Britain is warmer
I will keep Concorde in service
I will actually wear a crown and sit on a throne
I will bring about world peace
I will bring about an end to hunger
I will bring an end to war
I will bring an end to major diseases
So who backs me now? Those who do will get good jobs and powerful positions when I take over. Those who oppose me will die. I will take the throne which I am going to have built, at some stage.
you will expire my car, like the carman.
Notorious Biggles wrote:
> No. Of course I am not. It would only be once, and it would be
> controlled by the government.
> *thinks of conspiracy theories*
> It would be part of a celebrity's civic duty.
Celebrities are not elected or in position of civic power, hence they have no civic duty to fulfill. Back to the drawing boards...and this is before you eradicate war, crime, disease, lower petrol prices and make public transport work....
Time for a coup de ta...
> No. Of course I am not. It would only be once, and it would be
> controlled by the government.
> *thinks of conspiracy theories*
> It would be part of a celebrity's civic duty.
Celebrities are not elected or in position of civic power, hence they have no civic duty to fulfill. Back to the drawing boards...and this is before you eradicate war, crime, disease, lower petrol prices and make public transport work....
Time for a coup de ta...
No. Of course I am not. It would only be once, and it would be controlled by the government.
*thinks of conspiracy theories*
It would be part of a celebrity's civic duty.
Another thing I would do: Have Shigsy Miyamoto on here. And Yu Suzuki.
*thinks of conspiracy theories*
It would be part of a celebrity's civic duty.
Another thing I would do: Have Shigsy Miyamoto on here. And Yu Suzuki.
Notorious Biggles wrote:
> If you decide to elect me world ruler I promise to do the following:
>
> I will give every person who has reached the age of consent half an
> hour with the celebrity of their choice
Sounds like you're supporting rape there!
> If you decide to elect me world ruler I promise to do the following:
>
> I will give every person who has reached the age of consent half an
> hour with the celebrity of their choice
Sounds like you're supporting rape there!
"Me for world compass"
*Groan*
:D
*Groan*
:D
Notorious Biggles wrote:
> If you decide to elect me world ruler I promise to do the following:
>
> I will give every person who has reached the age of consent half an
> hour with the celebrity of their choice
You got my vote!!
> So who backs me now? Those who do will get good jobs
Oh, forget it.
> If you decide to elect me world ruler I promise to do the following:
>
> I will give every person who has reached the age of consent half an
> hour with the celebrity of their choice
You got my vote!!
> So who backs me now? Those who do will get good jobs
Oh, forget it.
*nods patronisingly*
If you decide to elect me world ruler I promise to do the following:
I will outlaw TV schedule changes
I will destroy street crime, neds and gangs
I will bring justice for all
I will outlaw negative numbers
I will ban bad games
I will make sure all hardware is good enough to be released
I will clear pop, dance and rap crap out of the charts
I will make CDs cheaper
I will make DVDs cheaper
I will make games cheaper
I will make petrol cheaper
I will make public transport a joy to use
I will give every person who has reached the age of consent half an hour with the celebrity of their choice
I will eradicate annoying newbies who have hate campaigns
I will have the earth repositioned so that Britain is warmer
I will keep Concorde in service
I will actually wear a crown and sit on a throne
I will bring about world peace
I will bring about an end to hunger
I will bring an end to war
I will bring an end to major diseases
So who backs me now? Those who do will get good jobs and powerful positions when I take over. Those who oppose me will die. I will take the throne which I am going to have built, at some stage.
I will outlaw TV schedule changes
I will destroy street crime, neds and gangs
I will bring justice for all
I will outlaw negative numbers
I will ban bad games
I will make sure all hardware is good enough to be released
I will clear pop, dance and rap crap out of the charts
I will make CDs cheaper
I will make DVDs cheaper
I will make games cheaper
I will make petrol cheaper
I will make public transport a joy to use
I will give every person who has reached the age of consent half an hour with the celebrity of their choice
I will eradicate annoying newbies who have hate campaigns
I will have the earth repositioned so that Britain is warmer
I will keep Concorde in service
I will actually wear a crown and sit on a throne
I will bring about world peace
I will bring about an end to hunger
I will bring an end to war
I will bring an end to major diseases
So who backs me now? Those who do will get good jobs and powerful positions when I take over. Those who oppose me will die. I will take the throne which I am going to have built, at some stage.