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( Yep;in the Middle of Wales), and they've just told me to do a 50 page website about how to look after small animals like hamsters,
They gave a huge Manual that will probably take a day to read
I haven't got a clue, I think I'll make a Matrix website instead.
( Yep;in the Middle of Wales), and they've just told me to do a 50 page website about how to look after small animals like hamsters,
They gave a huge Manual that will probably take a day to read
I haven't got a clue, I think I'll make a Matrix website instead.
#1: Hold the furry critter between the thumb and forefinger, between the hamsters assbone and its leg and dangle it over your toilet.
#2: Release the hamster and wait for a 'plop' sound. This means it is in the toilet water.
#3: Flush the toilet with the handle or level provided, the hamster will now sink.
#Note: This is best carried out when the hamser is dead and/or no longer wanted.
Feel free to use this, I am too very bored!
Come up with 50 stupidly obvious sentence about the topic. Stuff like 'if it is not breathing it is dead' , 'place kittens in bin bag along with brick' 'feed regularly' etc
Then, find 50 pictures of various small animals of the net, very easy.
One picture, one sentence, per page. After the picture a link to the next page.
Easy, though it will suck, but if they point this out tell them it makes them inline with most government websites.
A word of caution though, they probably won't want you back if you do this...