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Wed 11/06/03 at 18:29
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After a recent discussion, rumours have been flying round about the designs of the new Sony Handheld, the PSP.

Now, like most normal people, we here at meh.com haven't reacted in an over-the-top, fanboyish way. But what we are excited about are these rumours. You see, Sony haven't gone with the traditional "Get what we give you and get on with it" style, but they have opted with a more personalised approach.

Now, bearing in mind that these are indeed rumours, don't get all excited.


Anyway, in the box you'll get the PSP. Specifications are unknown, but what we do know is it'll be a bog standard design. No fancy case, no ports, nothing. But this is where you come in.


Ranging from Headphone jacks to Infra-red receivers, you can 'tune-up' your PSP into something more fashionable.

We roamed the streets looking for representatives of various stereotypical groups, and asked them the same question:

"How would you create yours?"

Townie:

"Right mate, first, I'd 'ave some 3-inch alloys. All shiny like. Then I'd stick a Motorbike exhaust on the back, attach some of them neon lights and put NOS in the processor. Yeah"

Farmer:

"Oooh-arr, I'd 'ave some of those 'orse sedatives placed in a needle attached to the back. Ooh, and a whistle. A like whistles. An' I'd make it look like a cow. Arr!"

Geek:

"Neato! I'd have a pocket-protector dispenser on the back of mine, and then a glasses tape reel on the side. Oh, and I'd take my Pentium 4 processor and stick it inside. And my one would look like Chewbacca! RARGH!"

Hippy:

"Whoa man, I'd get a marijuana case. And then I'd stick a mini bong on the back. Yeah. Actually, I'd take out the insides and keep weed in there. Yeah. And I could go trippin' while everyone thinks I'm playing."

It's expandable, it's expensive and it excretes a funny smell if you opt for the Air-freshener add-on.

Have Sony done it again?

No.
Wed 11/06/03 at 22:49
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the new chicken mcflurry

'Tastes shitte'
Wed 11/06/03 at 22:46
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The mo problems we come accross...

I luv tonwiez!

Seriously though, townie? WIDEBOY.
Wed 11/06/03 at 18:51
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"Jog on, sunshine"
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Yes, PSP is Paint Shop Pro.

But it's also Playstation Portable.

I guess JASC or whoever own the rights to the abbreviation.
Wed 11/06/03 at 18:50
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Funny stereotyping.
Wed 11/06/03 at 18:43
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After much reading of this topic I have come to this as my decision: Isn't PSP an image proccessor, Paint Shop Pro? That's now on it's 8th version, and is produced by JASC?



Oh and I'd have a girl inside. You know, the hot blonde ones that have no sense of dignity and that run arround er... Playing.
Wed 11/06/03 at 18:42
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LOl!!! At last a post worth reading on the PSP wotsumacallit
Wed 11/06/03 at 18:37
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I would get a pub attachment, an add on Aston Martin, plasma screen and guitar amp.
Wed 11/06/03 at 18:29
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"Jog on, sunshine"
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After a recent discussion, rumours have been flying round about the designs of the new Sony Handheld, the PSP.

Now, like most normal people, we here at meh.com haven't reacted in an over-the-top, fanboyish way. But what we are excited about are these rumours. You see, Sony haven't gone with the traditional "Get what we give you and get on with it" style, but they have opted with a more personalised approach.

Now, bearing in mind that these are indeed rumours, don't get all excited.


Anyway, in the box you'll get the PSP. Specifications are unknown, but what we do know is it'll be a bog standard design. No fancy case, no ports, nothing. But this is where you come in.


Ranging from Headphone jacks to Infra-red receivers, you can 'tune-up' your PSP into something more fashionable.

We roamed the streets looking for representatives of various stereotypical groups, and asked them the same question:

"How would you create yours?"

Townie:

"Right mate, first, I'd 'ave some 3-inch alloys. All shiny like. Then I'd stick a Motorbike exhaust on the back, attach some of them neon lights and put NOS in the processor. Yeah"

Farmer:

"Oooh-arr, I'd 'ave some of those 'orse sedatives placed in a needle attached to the back. Ooh, and a whistle. A like whistles. An' I'd make it look like a cow. Arr!"

Geek:

"Neato! I'd have a pocket-protector dispenser on the back of mine, and then a glasses tape reel on the side. Oh, and I'd take my Pentium 4 processor and stick it inside. And my one would look like Chewbacca! RARGH!"

Hippy:

"Whoa man, I'd get a marijuana case. And then I'd stick a mini bong on the back. Yeah. Actually, I'd take out the insides and keep weed in there. Yeah. And I could go trippin' while everyone thinks I'm playing."

It's expandable, it's expensive and it excretes a funny smell if you opt for the Air-freshener add-on.

Have Sony done it again?

No.

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