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OK folksÖ.We have a KOTR Second round match. The winner will progress into the Quarter finals, and will be just 3 matches away from number one contendership.
Our match tonight is a No Disqualification 3 Way Dance involving Rob Van Damn (Seifer), Jeff Hardy (Wildlight), and Mankind (that Icey, Blastery guy). The no DQ stipulation was added by commissioner Regal for no other than that he thought it would be a ëbloody smashingí match. Lets hope he is right.
As usual, I wont bother with the amazing sight of wrestlers walking to the ring. So our story starts when all 3 men are in their corners, waiting to make their moves.
Mankind starts by running at Jeff. Jeff jumps him, and as Mankind bounces off the ropes, Jeff lies down on the floor and sticks his legs in the air, before using Mankindís own momentum to perform a strange sort of pin. Mankind kicks out before the ref even has a chance to count one, and as Jeff stands up Van Damn runs up behind him, bulldogging Jeff's head onto Mankindís stomach. Jeff stays standing after the impact, and Van Dam whips him into the ropes.
Meanwhile, Mankind stands right up, behind Van Dam. He catches him in a waistlock. Jeff comes back from the ropes and clotheslines Van Dam, whilst Mankind goes for a German Suplex. The extra momentum from Jeff's clothesline pushes Van Dam over Mankinds head with an amazing speed. Mankind thinks quickly, and bridges for the pin ñ Jeff takes this opportunity to hit a leg drop on Mankinds groin. Van Dam rolls out of the ring to recuperate.
Jeff picks Mankind up, and goes for a twist of fate. Mankind reverses, pushing Jeff into the ropes, and hitting a sidewalk slam in the center of the ring. Mankind runs into the ropes, jumps over Jeff, and hits a Baseball slide on Van Dam! Mankind stands back up, and a recovered Jeff slides through his legs, to the outside. Jeff pulls Mankinds legs from under him, guillotining Foley on the top rope.
Jeff then starts kicking Van Dam, who is leaning on the barrier between the ring and the crowd. After a few stiff shots, Jeff clotheslines Van Dam over the barrier. Jeff then runs back to the ring, and climbs the turnbuckle! He squares up to jump all that way towards Van DamÖbut Mankind is up, and he crotches Hardy up top, before setting up for a Super Reverse DDT! Mankind hits it, and the crowd pop for a move theyíve never seen in the WWF before.
Mankind pins, but only gets a two count. He shoves Jeff's head between his legs (oh-er), and hits a pulling piledriver. Pin, but again just a two count. Slightly annoyed, Mankind kicks Jeff in the stomach, and hooks his arms, ready for a Double Underhook DDT. Jeff tries to reverse by lifting Mankind over his head, but he fails, and gets planted with the DDT from a greater height. Van Dam is seen cautiously waiting outside the ring.
1Ö2Ö.kick out. Jeff is truly showing his reliance. Mankind is visibly annoyed that he hasnít managed to put rainbowhead away, and whips him hard into the turnbuckle. Mankind goes for a superplex, and on the outside we see Van Dam pick up a chair. Mankind tryie to execute the Superplex, but he cant take Jeff down. Jeff punches Mankind in the stomach, and he crumples over, still standing on the top buckle. Jeff spins round and Hurricaianas Mankind down to the outside!
As Jeff stands up and celebrates, Van Dam hits him in the back with a chair. Van Dam then jumps up onto the apron, before jumping and hitting Jeff with a flying chair shot! Van Dam could probably pin now, but instead he places the chair on Jeff's head. He gets up to the top turnbuckle, and goes for the ***** frog splash! Jeff uses his last energy to throw the chair up into the air, and BAM (That was for all of you noise fans) it hits Van Dam square in the head!
Now Jeff could pin, but instead he goes under the ring, and gets a ladder! He sets it up outside the ring, and starts to climb it. The crowd roar in anticipation, remembering the TLC matches. No-one notices Mankind staggering up. And as Jeff reaches the top, he signals for the Swenton bomb!!! He jumps high in the air, and flips over. Just as heís about to hit Van Dam, Mankind has staggered over, and he sticks his knee out, backbreaker style! Jeff's body pretty much snaps as he hits the knee, and many of the crowd wince at the sight.
Van Dam has been cut open from that chair shot, but he has managed to make it back up, and has obtained a chair from somewhere. He taps Mankind on the shoulder, and when he turns round hits the Van Daminator. Van Dam then does the only thing thatís natural to him ñ he climbs the ladder, not noticing the crowd of EMTs gathered around Jeff's broken body. Mankind is now bleeding as well, but heís managed to stand up, being such a hardcore bloke.
He climbs the opposite side of the ladder to Van Dam. They both reach the top at the same time. Mankind punches Van Dam, and hooks him up ready for a SuperSuperplex all the way to the floor!!! Mankind canít lift Van Dam though, so Van Dam superplexes Mankind into the ring! Mankind lies motionless ñ heís hurt. Van Dam jumps from the top of the ladder on the outside to the top rope of the ring, and then he uses the ropes to spingboard himself into a Springboard frog splash! Mankinds body shakes on impact.
Cover by Van DamÖ1Ö.2Ö.kick out by Mankind!
Van Dam hits Rolling Thunder, and covers again. Another 2. Van Dam then stands Mankind up, and hits a springboard clothesline. Another two. Van Dam goes for another clothesline, but Mankind ducks it, and whips Van Dam round into an armbar! Van Dam is in painÖ he reaches the ropes, but Mankind doesnít have to let goÖ
Whatís Jeff doing? Heís up, and he grabs a chair. He slogs the lying Van Dam in the face with it, then wallops Mankind. With both men down, Jeff decides to work on Mankind. He hits a second rope leg drop and covers, but it isnít enough. Mankind is bleeding from a wound in his head ñ the blood drips down onto the canvas.
Jeff stands Mankind up, and he jumps onto the top turnbuckle! He leaps, going for a headscissor takedown, but Mankind catches him and powerbombs him down! Cover by MankindÖ.just a two again!
Van Dam tries the same top rope headscissors as Jeff, but he also gets caught! Mankind doesnít bomb him thoughÖ he hits a Hangmans DDT! Oh my God, a Hangmans DDT! CoverÖ1Ö..2Öbroken up by a Swenton from Jeff!
All three men are down, taking a rest. As is usual for the WWF, they all stand at the same time. Jeff and Van Dam look at each other, and they go to double team Mankind! Mankind cant fight both of them off, and he ends up getting punched into the corner. Van Dam kneels down on his hands and knees, and tells Jeff to do the Poetry In Motion! Jeff does it, but Mankind catches him!!! Mankind powerbombs Jeff onto RVDs arched back! Holy Spit pop from the crowd. RVD looks dead.
Not literally.
Mankind, cleverly, doesnít let go of Jeff's legs after the bomb, and he turns around to set Jeff up top, presumably looking for a suplerplex. Mankind climbs up to the top rope, but Jeff punches him in the stomach. After a bit on maneuvering on the top rope, both are standing upright, with Jeff closest to the ring. Jeff jumps in the air, going for a Frankinsteiner, but again Mankind grabs him in a powerbomb position! Jeff is going to be destroyed!
Mankind holds Jeff up for a moment, then turns around, prepareing to SuperBomb Jeff to the outside from the top turnbuckle!!! Mankind jumps, and Jeff goes through the announcers table! Mankind just Superbombed Jeff through the announce table!!! This is the biggest spot Iíve seen since flaming Tables!
Mankind pins the shattered Jeff, 1Ö.2Ö.3. Jeff Hardy (Wildlight) has been eliminated.
Mankind, after a one-minute rest, climbs into the ring to deal with RVD. This has been a truly hellacious match up, so hellacious Iím now onto my third Microsoft Word page.
Mankind whips RVD into the corner, and runs after him. RVD jumps up, twists over, and rolls Mankind up! 1ÖÖ.2ÖÖÖÖ3!!!
Here is your winner, Rob Van FíN Dam (seifer)!
Our match tonight is a No Disqualification 3 Way Dance involving Rob Van Damn (Seifer), Jeff Hardy (Wildlight), and Mankind (that Icey, Blastery guy). The no DQ stipulation was added by commissioner Regal for no other than that he thought it would be a ëbloody smashingí match. Lets hope he is right.
As usual, I wont bother with the amazing sight of wrestlers walking to the ring. So our story starts when all 3 men are in their corners, waiting to make their moves.
Mankind starts by running at Jeff. Jeff jumps him, and as Mankind bounces off the ropes, Jeff lies down on the floor and sticks his legs in the air, before using Mankindís own momentum to perform a strange sort of pin. Mankind kicks out before the ref even has a chance to count one, and as Jeff stands up Van Damn runs up behind him, bulldogging Jeff's head onto Mankindís stomach. Jeff stays standing after the impact, and Van Dam whips him into the ropes.
Meanwhile, Mankind stands right up, behind Van Dam. He catches him in a waistlock. Jeff comes back from the ropes and clotheslines Van Dam, whilst Mankind goes for a German Suplex. The extra momentum from Jeff's clothesline pushes Van Dam over Mankinds head with an amazing speed. Mankind thinks quickly, and bridges for the pin ñ Jeff takes this opportunity to hit a leg drop on Mankinds groin. Van Dam rolls out of the ring to recuperate.
Jeff picks Mankind up, and goes for a twist of fate. Mankind reverses, pushing Jeff into the ropes, and hitting a sidewalk slam in the center of the ring. Mankind runs into the ropes, jumps over Jeff, and hits a Baseball slide on Van Dam! Mankind stands back up, and a recovered Jeff slides through his legs, to the outside. Jeff pulls Mankinds legs from under him, guillotining Foley on the top rope.
Jeff then starts kicking Van Dam, who is leaning on the barrier between the ring and the crowd. After a few stiff shots, Jeff clotheslines Van Dam over the barrier. Jeff then runs back to the ring, and climbs the turnbuckle! He squares up to jump all that way towards Van DamÖbut Mankind is up, and he crotches Hardy up top, before setting up for a Super Reverse DDT! Mankind hits it, and the crowd pop for a move theyíve never seen in the WWF before.
Mankind pins, but only gets a two count. He shoves Jeff's head between his legs (oh-er), and hits a pulling piledriver. Pin, but again just a two count. Slightly annoyed, Mankind kicks Jeff in the stomach, and hooks his arms, ready for a Double Underhook DDT. Jeff tries to reverse by lifting Mankind over his head, but he fails, and gets planted with the DDT from a greater height. Van Dam is seen cautiously waiting outside the ring.
1Ö2Ö.kick out. Jeff is truly showing his reliance. Mankind is visibly annoyed that he hasnít managed to put rainbowhead away, and whips him hard into the turnbuckle. Mankind goes for a superplex, and on the outside we see Van Dam pick up a chair. Mankind tryie to execute the Superplex, but he cant take Jeff down. Jeff punches Mankind in the stomach, and he crumples over, still standing on the top buckle. Jeff spins round and Hurricaianas Mankind down to the outside!
As Jeff stands up and celebrates, Van Dam hits him in the back with a chair. Van Dam then jumps up onto the apron, before jumping and hitting Jeff with a flying chair shot! Van Dam could probably pin now, but instead he places the chair on Jeff's head. He gets up to the top turnbuckle, and goes for the ***** frog splash! Jeff uses his last energy to throw the chair up into the air, and BAM (That was for all of you noise fans) it hits Van Dam square in the head!
Now Jeff could pin, but instead he goes under the ring, and gets a ladder! He sets it up outside the ring, and starts to climb it. The crowd roar in anticipation, remembering the TLC matches. No-one notices Mankind staggering up. And as Jeff reaches the top, he signals for the Swenton bomb!!! He jumps high in the air, and flips over. Just as heís about to hit Van Dam, Mankind has staggered over, and he sticks his knee out, backbreaker style! Jeff's body pretty much snaps as he hits the knee, and many of the crowd wince at the sight.
Van Dam has been cut open from that chair shot, but he has managed to make it back up, and has obtained a chair from somewhere. He taps Mankind on the shoulder, and when he turns round hits the Van Daminator. Van Dam then does the only thing thatís natural to him ñ he climbs the ladder, not noticing the crowd of EMTs gathered around Jeff's broken body. Mankind is now bleeding as well, but heís managed to stand up, being such a hardcore bloke.
He climbs the opposite side of the ladder to Van Dam. They both reach the top at the same time. Mankind punches Van Dam, and hooks him up ready for a SuperSuperplex all the way to the floor!!! Mankind canít lift Van Dam though, so Van Dam superplexes Mankind into the ring! Mankind lies motionless ñ heís hurt. Van Dam jumps from the top of the ladder on the outside to the top rope of the ring, and then he uses the ropes to spingboard himself into a Springboard frog splash! Mankinds body shakes on impact.
Cover by Van DamÖ1Ö.2Ö.kick out by Mankind!
Van Dam hits Rolling Thunder, and covers again. Another 2. Van Dam then stands Mankind up, and hits a springboard clothesline. Another two. Van Dam goes for another clothesline, but Mankind ducks it, and whips Van Dam round into an armbar! Van Dam is in painÖ he reaches the ropes, but Mankind doesnít have to let goÖ
Whatís Jeff doing? Heís up, and he grabs a chair. He slogs the lying Van Dam in the face with it, then wallops Mankind. With both men down, Jeff decides to work on Mankind. He hits a second rope leg drop and covers, but it isnít enough. Mankind is bleeding from a wound in his head ñ the blood drips down onto the canvas.
Jeff stands Mankind up, and he jumps onto the top turnbuckle! He leaps, going for a headscissor takedown, but Mankind catches him and powerbombs him down! Cover by MankindÖ.just a two again!
Van Dam tries the same top rope headscissors as Jeff, but he also gets caught! Mankind doesnít bomb him thoughÖ he hits a Hangmans DDT! Oh my God, a Hangmans DDT! CoverÖ1Ö..2Öbroken up by a Swenton from Jeff!
All three men are down, taking a rest. As is usual for the WWF, they all stand at the same time. Jeff and Van Dam look at each other, and they go to double team Mankind! Mankind cant fight both of them off, and he ends up getting punched into the corner. Van Dam kneels down on his hands and knees, and tells Jeff to do the Poetry In Motion! Jeff does it, but Mankind catches him!!! Mankind powerbombs Jeff onto RVDs arched back! Holy Spit pop from the crowd. RVD looks dead.
Not literally.
Mankind, cleverly, doesnít let go of Jeff's legs after the bomb, and he turns around to set Jeff up top, presumably looking for a suplerplex. Mankind climbs up to the top rope, but Jeff punches him in the stomach. After a bit on maneuvering on the top rope, both are standing upright, with Jeff closest to the ring. Jeff jumps in the air, going for a Frankinsteiner, but again Mankind grabs him in a powerbomb position! Jeff is going to be destroyed!
Mankind holds Jeff up for a moment, then turns around, prepareing to SuperBomb Jeff to the outside from the top turnbuckle!!! Mankind jumps, and Jeff goes through the announcers table! Mankind just Superbombed Jeff through the announce table!!! This is the biggest spot Iíve seen since flaming Tables!
Mankind pins the shattered Jeff, 1Ö.2Ö.3. Jeff Hardy (Wildlight) has been eliminated.
Mankind, after a one-minute rest, climbs into the ring to deal with RVD. This has been a truly hellacious match up, so hellacious Iím now onto my third Microsoft Word page.
Mankind whips RVD into the corner, and runs after him. RVD jumps up, twists over, and rolls Mankind up! 1ÖÖ.2ÖÖÖÖ3!!!
Here is your winner, Rob Van FíN Dam (seifer)!
Excellent match! I must say the matches have been of excellent quality recently. I thought it ended rather abruptly but that's just my thoughts.
Anyway, congrats to Seifer and MC!
Anyway, congrats to Seifer and MC!
Nice and long too.
A good match as well......well the part i read was good :)
and well done to RVD(seifer).
A good match as well......well the part i read was good :)
and well done to RVD(seifer).
Mouldy Cheese wrote:
> Heh..... At least one person read it, then.
No, i read the end.....the last couple paragraphs ;)
> Heh..... At least one person read it, then.
No, i read the end.....the last couple paragraphs ;)
Heh..... At least one person read it, then.
Oh no, I was wrong. :D I thought Booker T had gone through.
Ah well, it looks as though lots of people will have at least 1 wrestler in the next round.
Ah well, it looks as though lots of people will have at least 1 wrestler in the next round.
WOW!!! What a match!! Pure class. Top stuff, entertaining throughout!
And well done to RVD (Seifer.) I think Siefer is the first to have 2 of his wrestlers through to the Quarter-finals...
And well done to RVD (Seifer.) I think Siefer is the first to have 2 of his wrestlers through to the Quarter-finals...
OK folksÖ.We have a KOTR Second round match. The winner will progress into the Quarter finals, and will be just 3 matches away from number one contendership.
Our match tonight is a No Disqualification 3 Way Dance involving Rob Van Damn (Seifer), Jeff Hardy (Wildlight), and Mankind (that Icey, Blastery guy). The no DQ stipulation was added by commissioner Regal for no other than that he thought it would be a ëbloody smashingí match. Lets hope he is right.
As usual, I wont bother with the amazing sight of wrestlers walking to the ring. So our story starts when all 3 men are in their corners, waiting to make their moves.
Mankind starts by running at Jeff. Jeff jumps him, and as Mankind bounces off the ropes, Jeff lies down on the floor and sticks his legs in the air, before using Mankindís own momentum to perform a strange sort of pin. Mankind kicks out before the ref even has a chance to count one, and as Jeff stands up Van Damn runs up behind him, bulldogging Jeff's head onto Mankindís stomach. Jeff stays standing after the impact, and Van Dam whips him into the ropes.
Meanwhile, Mankind stands right up, behind Van Dam. He catches him in a waistlock. Jeff comes back from the ropes and clotheslines Van Dam, whilst Mankind goes for a German Suplex. The extra momentum from Jeff's clothesline pushes Van Dam over Mankinds head with an amazing speed. Mankind thinks quickly, and bridges for the pin ñ Jeff takes this opportunity to hit a leg drop on Mankinds groin. Van Dam rolls out of the ring to recuperate.
Jeff picks Mankind up, and goes for a twist of fate. Mankind reverses, pushing Jeff into the ropes, and hitting a sidewalk slam in the center of the ring. Mankind runs into the ropes, jumps over Jeff, and hits a Baseball slide on Van Dam! Mankind stands back up, and a recovered Jeff slides through his legs, to the outside. Jeff pulls Mankinds legs from under him, guillotining Foley on the top rope.
Jeff then starts kicking Van Dam, who is leaning on the barrier between the ring and the crowd. After a few stiff shots, Jeff clotheslines Van Dam over the barrier. Jeff then runs back to the ring, and climbs the turnbuckle! He squares up to jump all that way towards Van DamÖbut Mankind is up, and he crotches Hardy up top, before setting up for a Super Reverse DDT! Mankind hits it, and the crowd pop for a move theyíve never seen in the WWF before.
Mankind pins, but only gets a two count. He shoves Jeff's head between his legs (oh-er), and hits a pulling piledriver. Pin, but again just a two count. Slightly annoyed, Mankind kicks Jeff in the stomach, and hooks his arms, ready for a Double Underhook DDT. Jeff tries to reverse by lifting Mankind over his head, but he fails, and gets planted with the DDT from a greater height. Van Dam is seen cautiously waiting outside the ring.
1Ö2Ö.kick out. Jeff is truly showing his reliance. Mankind is visibly annoyed that he hasnít managed to put rainbowhead away, and whips him hard into the turnbuckle. Mankind goes for a superplex, and on the outside we see Van Dam pick up a chair. Mankind tryie to execute the Superplex, but he cant take Jeff down. Jeff punches Mankind in the stomach, and he crumples over, still standing on the top buckle. Jeff spins round and Hurricaianas Mankind down to the outside!
As Jeff stands up and celebrates, Van Dam hits him in the back with a chair. Van Dam then jumps up onto the apron, before jumping and hitting Jeff with a flying chair shot! Van Dam could probably pin now, but instead he places the chair on Jeff's head. He gets up to the top turnbuckle, and goes for the ***** frog splash! Jeff uses his last energy to throw the chair up into the air, and BAM (That was for all of you noise fans) it hits Van Dam square in the head!
Now Jeff could pin, but instead he goes under the ring, and gets a ladder! He sets it up outside the ring, and starts to climb it. The crowd roar in anticipation, remembering the TLC matches. No-one notices Mankind staggering up. And as Jeff reaches the top, he signals for the Swenton bomb!!! He jumps high in the air, and flips over. Just as heís about to hit Van Dam, Mankind has staggered over, and he sticks his knee out, backbreaker style! Jeff's body pretty much snaps as he hits the knee, and many of the crowd wince at the sight.
Van Dam has been cut open from that chair shot, but he has managed to make it back up, and has obtained a chair from somewhere. He taps Mankind on the shoulder, and when he turns round hits the Van Daminator. Van Dam then does the only thing thatís natural to him ñ he climbs the ladder, not noticing the crowd of EMTs gathered around Jeff's broken body. Mankind is now bleeding as well, but heís managed to stand up, being such a hardcore bloke.
He climbs the opposite side of the ladder to Van Dam. They both reach the top at the same time. Mankind punches Van Dam, and hooks him up ready for a SuperSuperplex all the way to the floor!!! Mankind canít lift Van Dam though, so Van Dam superplexes Mankind into the ring! Mankind lies motionless ñ heís hurt. Van Dam jumps from the top of the ladder on the outside to the top rope of the ring, and then he uses the ropes to spingboard himself into a Springboard frog splash! Mankinds body shakes on impact.
Cover by Van DamÖ1Ö.2Ö.kick out by Mankind!
Van Dam hits Rolling Thunder, and covers again. Another 2. Van Dam then stands Mankind up, and hits a springboard clothesline. Another two. Van Dam goes for another clothesline, but Mankind ducks it, and whips Van Dam round into an armbar! Van Dam is in painÖ he reaches the ropes, but Mankind doesnít have to let goÖ
Whatís Jeff doing? Heís up, and he grabs a chair. He slogs the lying Van Dam in the face with it, then wallops Mankind. With both men down, Jeff decides to work on Mankind. He hits a second rope leg drop and covers, but it isnít enough. Mankind is bleeding from a wound in his head ñ the blood drips down onto the canvas.
Jeff stands Mankind up, and he jumps onto the top turnbuckle! He leaps, going for a headscissor takedown, but Mankind catches him and powerbombs him down! Cover by MankindÖ.just a two again!
Van Dam tries the same top rope headscissors as Jeff, but he also gets caught! Mankind doesnít bomb him thoughÖ he hits a Hangmans DDT! Oh my God, a Hangmans DDT! CoverÖ1Ö..2Öbroken up by a Swenton from Jeff!
All three men are down, taking a rest. As is usual for the WWF, they all stand at the same time. Jeff and Van Dam look at each other, and they go to double team Mankind! Mankind cant fight both of them off, and he ends up getting punched into the corner. Van Dam kneels down on his hands and knees, and tells Jeff to do the Poetry In Motion! Jeff does it, but Mankind catches him!!! Mankind powerbombs Jeff onto RVDs arched back! Holy Spit pop from the crowd. RVD looks dead.
Not literally.
Mankind, cleverly, doesnít let go of Jeff's legs after the bomb, and he turns around to set Jeff up top, presumably looking for a suplerplex. Mankind climbs up to the top rope, but Jeff punches him in the stomach. After a bit on maneuvering on the top rope, both are standing upright, with Jeff closest to the ring. Jeff jumps in the air, going for a Frankinsteiner, but again Mankind grabs him in a powerbomb position! Jeff is going to be destroyed!
Mankind holds Jeff up for a moment, then turns around, prepareing to SuperBomb Jeff to the outside from the top turnbuckle!!! Mankind jumps, and Jeff goes through the announcers table! Mankind just Superbombed Jeff through the announce table!!! This is the biggest spot Iíve seen since flaming Tables!
Mankind pins the shattered Jeff, 1Ö.2Ö.3. Jeff Hardy (Wildlight) has been eliminated.
Mankind, after a one-minute rest, climbs into the ring to deal with RVD. This has been a truly hellacious match up, so hellacious Iím now onto my third Microsoft Word page.
Mankind whips RVD into the corner, and runs after him. RVD jumps up, twists over, and rolls Mankind up! 1ÖÖ.2ÖÖÖÖ3!!!
Here is your winner, Rob Van FíN Dam (seifer)!
Our match tonight is a No Disqualification 3 Way Dance involving Rob Van Damn (Seifer), Jeff Hardy (Wildlight), and Mankind (that Icey, Blastery guy). The no DQ stipulation was added by commissioner Regal for no other than that he thought it would be a ëbloody smashingí match. Lets hope he is right.
As usual, I wont bother with the amazing sight of wrestlers walking to the ring. So our story starts when all 3 men are in their corners, waiting to make their moves.
Mankind starts by running at Jeff. Jeff jumps him, and as Mankind bounces off the ropes, Jeff lies down on the floor and sticks his legs in the air, before using Mankindís own momentum to perform a strange sort of pin. Mankind kicks out before the ref even has a chance to count one, and as Jeff stands up Van Damn runs up behind him, bulldogging Jeff's head onto Mankindís stomach. Jeff stays standing after the impact, and Van Dam whips him into the ropes.
Meanwhile, Mankind stands right up, behind Van Dam. He catches him in a waistlock. Jeff comes back from the ropes and clotheslines Van Dam, whilst Mankind goes for a German Suplex. The extra momentum from Jeff's clothesline pushes Van Dam over Mankinds head with an amazing speed. Mankind thinks quickly, and bridges for the pin ñ Jeff takes this opportunity to hit a leg drop on Mankinds groin. Van Dam rolls out of the ring to recuperate.
Jeff picks Mankind up, and goes for a twist of fate. Mankind reverses, pushing Jeff into the ropes, and hitting a sidewalk slam in the center of the ring. Mankind runs into the ropes, jumps over Jeff, and hits a Baseball slide on Van Dam! Mankind stands back up, and a recovered Jeff slides through his legs, to the outside. Jeff pulls Mankinds legs from under him, guillotining Foley on the top rope.
Jeff then starts kicking Van Dam, who is leaning on the barrier between the ring and the crowd. After a few stiff shots, Jeff clotheslines Van Dam over the barrier. Jeff then runs back to the ring, and climbs the turnbuckle! He squares up to jump all that way towards Van DamÖbut Mankind is up, and he crotches Hardy up top, before setting up for a Super Reverse DDT! Mankind hits it, and the crowd pop for a move theyíve never seen in the WWF before.
Mankind pins, but only gets a two count. He shoves Jeff's head between his legs (oh-er), and hits a pulling piledriver. Pin, but again just a two count. Slightly annoyed, Mankind kicks Jeff in the stomach, and hooks his arms, ready for a Double Underhook DDT. Jeff tries to reverse by lifting Mankind over his head, but he fails, and gets planted with the DDT from a greater height. Van Dam is seen cautiously waiting outside the ring.
1Ö2Ö.kick out. Jeff is truly showing his reliance. Mankind is visibly annoyed that he hasnít managed to put rainbowhead away, and whips him hard into the turnbuckle. Mankind goes for a superplex, and on the outside we see Van Dam pick up a chair. Mankind tryie to execute the Superplex, but he cant take Jeff down. Jeff punches Mankind in the stomach, and he crumples over, still standing on the top buckle. Jeff spins round and Hurricaianas Mankind down to the outside!
As Jeff stands up and celebrates, Van Dam hits him in the back with a chair. Van Dam then jumps up onto the apron, before jumping and hitting Jeff with a flying chair shot! Van Dam could probably pin now, but instead he places the chair on Jeff's head. He gets up to the top turnbuckle, and goes for the ***** frog splash! Jeff uses his last energy to throw the chair up into the air, and BAM (That was for all of you noise fans) it hits Van Dam square in the head!
Now Jeff could pin, but instead he goes under the ring, and gets a ladder! He sets it up outside the ring, and starts to climb it. The crowd roar in anticipation, remembering the TLC matches. No-one notices Mankind staggering up. And as Jeff reaches the top, he signals for the Swenton bomb!!! He jumps high in the air, and flips over. Just as heís about to hit Van Dam, Mankind has staggered over, and he sticks his knee out, backbreaker style! Jeff's body pretty much snaps as he hits the knee, and many of the crowd wince at the sight.
Van Dam has been cut open from that chair shot, but he has managed to make it back up, and has obtained a chair from somewhere. He taps Mankind on the shoulder, and when he turns round hits the Van Daminator. Van Dam then does the only thing thatís natural to him ñ he climbs the ladder, not noticing the crowd of EMTs gathered around Jeff's broken body. Mankind is now bleeding as well, but heís managed to stand up, being such a hardcore bloke.
He climbs the opposite side of the ladder to Van Dam. They both reach the top at the same time. Mankind punches Van Dam, and hooks him up ready for a SuperSuperplex all the way to the floor!!! Mankind canít lift Van Dam though, so Van Dam superplexes Mankind into the ring! Mankind lies motionless ñ heís hurt. Van Dam jumps from the top of the ladder on the outside to the top rope of the ring, and then he uses the ropes to spingboard himself into a Springboard frog splash! Mankinds body shakes on impact.
Cover by Van DamÖ1Ö.2Ö.kick out by Mankind!
Van Dam hits Rolling Thunder, and covers again. Another 2. Van Dam then stands Mankind up, and hits a springboard clothesline. Another two. Van Dam goes for another clothesline, but Mankind ducks it, and whips Van Dam round into an armbar! Van Dam is in painÖ he reaches the ropes, but Mankind doesnít have to let goÖ
Whatís Jeff doing? Heís up, and he grabs a chair. He slogs the lying Van Dam in the face with it, then wallops Mankind. With both men down, Jeff decides to work on Mankind. He hits a second rope leg drop and covers, but it isnít enough. Mankind is bleeding from a wound in his head ñ the blood drips down onto the canvas.
Jeff stands Mankind up, and he jumps onto the top turnbuckle! He leaps, going for a headscissor takedown, but Mankind catches him and powerbombs him down! Cover by MankindÖ.just a two again!
Van Dam tries the same top rope headscissors as Jeff, but he also gets caught! Mankind doesnít bomb him thoughÖ he hits a Hangmans DDT! Oh my God, a Hangmans DDT! CoverÖ1Ö..2Öbroken up by a Swenton from Jeff!
All three men are down, taking a rest. As is usual for the WWF, they all stand at the same time. Jeff and Van Dam look at each other, and they go to double team Mankind! Mankind cant fight both of them off, and he ends up getting punched into the corner. Van Dam kneels down on his hands and knees, and tells Jeff to do the Poetry In Motion! Jeff does it, but Mankind catches him!!! Mankind powerbombs Jeff onto RVDs arched back! Holy Spit pop from the crowd. RVD looks dead.
Not literally.
Mankind, cleverly, doesnít let go of Jeff's legs after the bomb, and he turns around to set Jeff up top, presumably looking for a suplerplex. Mankind climbs up to the top rope, but Jeff punches him in the stomach. After a bit on maneuvering on the top rope, both are standing upright, with Jeff closest to the ring. Jeff jumps in the air, going for a Frankinsteiner, but again Mankind grabs him in a powerbomb position! Jeff is going to be destroyed!
Mankind holds Jeff up for a moment, then turns around, prepareing to SuperBomb Jeff to the outside from the top turnbuckle!!! Mankind jumps, and Jeff goes through the announcers table! Mankind just Superbombed Jeff through the announce table!!! This is the biggest spot Iíve seen since flaming Tables!
Mankind pins the shattered Jeff, 1Ö.2Ö.3. Jeff Hardy (Wildlight) has been eliminated.
Mankind, after a one-minute rest, climbs into the ring to deal with RVD. This has been a truly hellacious match up, so hellacious Iím now onto my third Microsoft Word page.
Mankind whips RVD into the corner, and runs after him. RVD jumps up, twists over, and rolls Mankind up! 1ÖÖ.2ÖÖÖÖ3!!!
Here is your winner, Rob Van FíN Dam (seifer)!