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I'm not all that great at stories, so please don't slate it too much... :D
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The alarm goes off at 9. Not too early, but early enough to make the most of your day. Tina from DOA2 in her catsuit brings you breakfast in bed, a hot croissant and a cool orange juice. You get up, do the three S's, (sh**, shower and shave) and head downstairs.
All your friends are there. The 6 I-Linked PS2s wired up to seperate Dolby Digital systems and 62" plasma screens are booted up and GT3 is ready and waiting. After a quick smash about and much arguing, you challenge them to a real race, and take your Denso Supra down to Donnington.
Many famous people are there, Lara Croft is being all sultry to you, flirting and giggling. Eddie from Tekken steps up, claiming that you should back off, and that she is hers. With a blink of an eye, you turn into a Tiger (Bloody roar style) and pan him silly with your masterful martial arts expertise. The crowd cheers at your easy victory.
The race has a varied lineup. Dastardly and Mutley are there, with many of the other Wacky Racers, A couple of BurNout guys are there with their replica Mazdas, Klonoa is there from Moto GP, even Taz in a mining cart is back somewhere in the grid, and of course, you and your mates in S class GT3 cars.
The lights go green. The BurNout guys speed off into the distance, and plough into the wall at the first corner. Dick Dastardly throws barrels at you, but with your Spyhunter-esque car mods you despatch of him quickly. Klonoas ears get caught round his back wheel and he is out, and everyone else is too slow, leaving you and your mates, of which you give them a complete pasting and come first.
As the crowds og gaming heroes cheer wildly, you take the podium. Just as the cork is about to shoot from the champagne, the bottle is shot out of your hand! Volt from The Bouncer leaps towards you and covers you. Theres a Silent Scope gut on the tower! Snake is ready though, and takes him out clean. He comes back to yours for drinks, and Lara tags along.
You drive home, and hear your MTV Music generator 2 track on the radio on the way. A modified Golf from Midnight club pulls up on your left at the lights, and a Ridge car (with no anti-aliasing) to your right. You Spin off at the green, dusting them easily. A few knocks from other cars on the road bounce off your indestructability, and the Midnight club guy politely gives you his car. Lovely!
At home, a surprise party has been set up for you for your victory at the races. Everyones there, Crash, Jak and Daxter, All your SSX mates you spent last winter with, everyone! Mario and Luigi has got the barbecue in full swing, and everyone is having a great time. You party the night away, play some linked GBAs with Afro from Ready to Rumble, then back to the PS2s for some Timesplitters with the Super Smash Brothers.
Lara and Kasumi (in the schoolgirl outfit) come over to your chair, and take you upstairs. The night is yet young.....
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Please feel free to add to it...
Thanks for reading, Slave.
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The alarm goes off at 9. Not too early, but early enough to make the most of your day. Tina from DOA2 in her catsuit brings you breakfast in bed, a hot croissant and a cool orange juice. You get up, do the three S's, (sh**, shower and shave) and head downstairs.
All your friends are there. The 6 I-Linked PS2s wired up to seperate Dolby Digital systems and 62" plasma screens are booted up and GT3 is ready and waiting. After a quick smash about and much arguing, you challenge them to a real race, and take your Denso Supra down to Donnington.
Many famous people are there, Lara Croft is being all sultry to you, flirting and giggling. Eddie from Tekken steps up, claiming that you should back off, and that she is hers. With a blink of an eye, you turn into a Tiger (Bloody roar style) and pan him silly with your masterful martial arts expertise. The crowd cheers at your easy victory.
The race has a varied lineup. Dastardly and Mutley are there, with many of the other Wacky Racers, A couple of BurNout guys are there with their replica Mazdas, Klonoa is there from Moto GP, even Taz in a mining cart is back somewhere in the grid, and of course, you and your mates in S class GT3 cars.
The lights go green. The BurNout guys speed off into the distance, and plough into the wall at the first corner. Dick Dastardly throws barrels at you, but with your Spyhunter-esque car mods you despatch of him quickly. Klonoas ears get caught round his back wheel and he is out, and everyone else is too slow, leaving you and your mates, of which you give them a complete pasting and come first.
As the crowds og gaming heroes cheer wildly, you take the podium. Just as the cork is about to shoot from the champagne, the bottle is shot out of your hand! Volt from The Bouncer leaps towards you and covers you. Theres a Silent Scope gut on the tower! Snake is ready though, and takes him out clean. He comes back to yours for drinks, and Lara tags along.
You drive home, and hear your MTV Music generator 2 track on the radio on the way. A modified Golf from Midnight club pulls up on your left at the lights, and a Ridge car (with no anti-aliasing) to your right. You Spin off at the green, dusting them easily. A few knocks from other cars on the road bounce off your indestructability, and the Midnight club guy politely gives you his car. Lovely!
At home, a surprise party has been set up for you for your victory at the races. Everyones there, Crash, Jak and Daxter, All your SSX mates you spent last winter with, everyone! Mario and Luigi has got the barbecue in full swing, and everyone is having a great time. You party the night away, play some linked GBAs with Afro from Ready to Rumble, then back to the PS2s for some Timesplitters with the Super Smash Brothers.
Lara and Kasumi (in the schoolgirl outfit) come over to your chair, and take you upstairs. The night is yet young.....
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Please feel free to add to it...
Thanks for reading, Slave.
The Zombie bites her hand off, she is down on the floor defenceless and no one is there to help help her. Suddenly Solid Snake bursts into the room with a dramatic entrance, after seeing the innocent Claire on the floor his memories of Meryl come back to haunt him and.....
...and blows the zombie's arms clean off. They writhe and dance on the floor.
The Zombie still advances. Claire lets out a laugh and she holds it back with her hand on it's forehead....
The Zombie still advances. Claire lets out a laugh and she holds it back with her hand on it's forehead....
...Pops out stark naked!!!!!!! The zombies see the naked flesh and can't resist they lunge at her and as she reaches for her gun......
Claire redfield bursts into action from the wardrobe (where you've been saving her) and...
Lara and Kasumi (in the schoolgirl outfit) come over to your chair, and take you upstairs. The night is yet young and it's not getting any older. As they walk you upstairs a damn Zombie starts working it's way up to you, you hear the constant moaning sounds and then suddenly.....
I'm not all that great at stories, so please don't slate it too much... :D
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The alarm goes off at 9. Not too early, but early enough to make the most of your day. Tina from DOA2 in her catsuit brings you breakfast in bed, a hot croissant and a cool orange juice. You get up, do the three S's, (sh**, shower and shave) and head downstairs.
All your friends are there. The 6 I-Linked PS2s wired up to seperate Dolby Digital systems and 62" plasma screens are booted up and GT3 is ready and waiting. After a quick smash about and much arguing, you challenge them to a real race, and take your Denso Supra down to Donnington.
Many famous people are there, Lara Croft is being all sultry to you, flirting and giggling. Eddie from Tekken steps up, claiming that you should back off, and that she is hers. With a blink of an eye, you turn into a Tiger (Bloody roar style) and pan him silly with your masterful martial arts expertise. The crowd cheers at your easy victory.
The race has a varied lineup. Dastardly and Mutley are there, with many of the other Wacky Racers, A couple of BurNout guys are there with their replica Mazdas, Klonoa is there from Moto GP, even Taz in a mining cart is back somewhere in the grid, and of course, you and your mates in S class GT3 cars.
The lights go green. The BurNout guys speed off into the distance, and plough into the wall at the first corner. Dick Dastardly throws barrels at you, but with your Spyhunter-esque car mods you despatch of him quickly. Klonoas ears get caught round his back wheel and he is out, and everyone else is too slow, leaving you and your mates, of which you give them a complete pasting and come first.
As the crowds og gaming heroes cheer wildly, you take the podium. Just as the cork is about to shoot from the champagne, the bottle is shot out of your hand! Volt from The Bouncer leaps towards you and covers you. Theres a Silent Scope gut on the tower! Snake is ready though, and takes him out clean. He comes back to yours for drinks, and Lara tags along.
You drive home, and hear your MTV Music generator 2 track on the radio on the way. A modified Golf from Midnight club pulls up on your left at the lights, and a Ridge car (with no anti-aliasing) to your right. You Spin off at the green, dusting them easily. A few knocks from other cars on the road bounce off your indestructability, and the Midnight club guy politely gives you his car. Lovely!
At home, a surprise party has been set up for you for your victory at the races. Everyones there, Crash, Jak and Daxter, All your SSX mates you spent last winter with, everyone! Mario and Luigi has got the barbecue in full swing, and everyone is having a great time. You party the night away, play some linked GBAs with Afro from Ready to Rumble, then back to the PS2s for some Timesplitters with the Super Smash Brothers.
Lara and Kasumi (in the schoolgirl outfit) come over to your chair, and take you upstairs. The night is yet young.....
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Please feel free to add to it...
Thanks for reading, Slave.
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The alarm goes off at 9. Not too early, but early enough to make the most of your day. Tina from DOA2 in her catsuit brings you breakfast in bed, a hot croissant and a cool orange juice. You get up, do the three S's, (sh**, shower and shave) and head downstairs.
All your friends are there. The 6 I-Linked PS2s wired up to seperate Dolby Digital systems and 62" plasma screens are booted up and GT3 is ready and waiting. After a quick smash about and much arguing, you challenge them to a real race, and take your Denso Supra down to Donnington.
Many famous people are there, Lara Croft is being all sultry to you, flirting and giggling. Eddie from Tekken steps up, claiming that you should back off, and that she is hers. With a blink of an eye, you turn into a Tiger (Bloody roar style) and pan him silly with your masterful martial arts expertise. The crowd cheers at your easy victory.
The race has a varied lineup. Dastardly and Mutley are there, with many of the other Wacky Racers, A couple of BurNout guys are there with their replica Mazdas, Klonoa is there from Moto GP, even Taz in a mining cart is back somewhere in the grid, and of course, you and your mates in S class GT3 cars.
The lights go green. The BurNout guys speed off into the distance, and plough into the wall at the first corner. Dick Dastardly throws barrels at you, but with your Spyhunter-esque car mods you despatch of him quickly. Klonoas ears get caught round his back wheel and he is out, and everyone else is too slow, leaving you and your mates, of which you give them a complete pasting and come first.
As the crowds og gaming heroes cheer wildly, you take the podium. Just as the cork is about to shoot from the champagne, the bottle is shot out of your hand! Volt from The Bouncer leaps towards you and covers you. Theres a Silent Scope gut on the tower! Snake is ready though, and takes him out clean. He comes back to yours for drinks, and Lara tags along.
You drive home, and hear your MTV Music generator 2 track on the radio on the way. A modified Golf from Midnight club pulls up on your left at the lights, and a Ridge car (with no anti-aliasing) to your right. You Spin off at the green, dusting them easily. A few knocks from other cars on the road bounce off your indestructability, and the Midnight club guy politely gives you his car. Lovely!
At home, a surprise party has been set up for you for your victory at the races. Everyones there, Crash, Jak and Daxter, All your SSX mates you spent last winter with, everyone! Mario and Luigi has got the barbecue in full swing, and everyone is having a great time. You party the night away, play some linked GBAs with Afro from Ready to Rumble, then back to the PS2s for some Timesplitters with the Super Smash Brothers.
Lara and Kasumi (in the schoolgirl outfit) come over to your chair, and take you upstairs. The night is yet young.....
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Please feel free to add to it...
Thanks for reading, Slave.