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Jonathan NASH, also known as littel froot (Yes, littel), is an inspiration for us all. No, it's not because of random name changes (remember Gerbil Man?) and it's not because of his 'chemistry' with rodents- it's because of his Family.
It's just another night at the NASH house!
Night 1:
"Dear, I think Jon's doing something in the Bathroom"
"Well, he is 17. He's old enough. He's doing what every self-respecting man does when no woman is around."
"You mean he's?"
"Yes, yes I do. He's trying on new underwear."
"Our little Jon's all grown up. Let's go out for dinner and celebrate!"
"It's just another night at the NASH house!"
Night 2:
"Jon, you know what night it is?"
"Um, Friday?"
"No silly-billy, it's Home video night!"
"Yay!"
"I want to take you to the NASH house, NASH house, NASH house."
"It's just another night at the NASH house!"
Night 3:
"Dear, Mr Schmoochie got loose again!"
"Awwww, how can we be mad at Mr Schmoochie. He's the best friend Jon ever had"
"Let's go out to celebrate!"
*Mr Schmoochie, the Loris, is run-over by an 18-wheeler*
"Jon, we've got some bad news. It's about Mr Schmoochie"
"He's a Mrs Schmoochie? I told those damn people I wanted a male Loris, for, uh, reasons. And it had kids too? ARGH!"
"It's just another night at the NASH house!"
Night 4:
*Squeaking is heard upstairs*
"Dear, I think Jon's doing something on his bed."
"It's Ok Bunny, he's just doing what every-other Teenage boy does in his spare time."
"You mean he's?"
"Yup, he's doing sit-ups."
"Our little Jon, the Worlds Strongest Man. Let's go to the Circus to celebrate!"
"It's just another night at the NASH house!"
Night 5:
"Dear, come quick!"
"What is it?"
"Our little Jon, he's, he's dead."
"What…happened?"
"We… we were in the garden. And a stray cat leapt over the fence carrying an empty bottle of Bacardi. And being the little darling that he is, Jon offered the cat aspirin. But it slashed his face, marked his territory on his arm and crapped in his eye. You can hardly tell he's our Son anymore."
"Dear Dear littel (Yes, Littel) Jon. We shall miss thee"
"It's alright Daddy, that was my Science project- Robotic Jon."
"Jon... you're, you're alive!"
"Yes I am. Now let's go and do something as a family. I hear there's a Ho-down over at Barry's Western Diner!"
"YEEE-HAW!"
"It's just another night at the NASH house!"
It's just another night at the NASH house!
Night 1:
"Dear, I think Jon's doing something in the Bathroom"
"Well, he is 17. He's old enough. He's doing what every self-respecting man does when no woman is around."
"You mean he's?"
"Yes, yes I do. He's trying on new underwear."
"Our little Jon's all grown up. Let's go out for dinner and celebrate!"
"It's just another night at the NASH house!"
Night 2:
"Jon, you know what night it is?"
"Um, Friday?"
"No silly-billy, it's Home video night!"
"Yay!"
"I want to take you to the NASH house, NASH house, NASH house."
"It's just another night at the NASH house!"
Night 3:
"Dear, Mr Schmoochie got loose again!"
"Awwww, how can we be mad at Mr Schmoochie. He's the best friend Jon ever had"
"Let's go out to celebrate!"
*Mr Schmoochie, the Loris, is run-over by an 18-wheeler*
"Jon, we've got some bad news. It's about Mr Schmoochie"
"He's a Mrs Schmoochie? I told those damn people I wanted a male Loris, for, uh, reasons. And it had kids too? ARGH!"
"It's just another night at the NASH house!"
Night 4:
*Squeaking is heard upstairs*
"Dear, I think Jon's doing something on his bed."
"It's Ok Bunny, he's just doing what every-other Teenage boy does in his spare time."
"You mean he's?"
"Yup, he's doing sit-ups."
"Our little Jon, the Worlds Strongest Man. Let's go to the Circus to celebrate!"
"It's just another night at the NASH house!"
Night 5:
"Dear, come quick!"
"What is it?"
"Our little Jon, he's, he's dead."
"What…happened?"
"We… we were in the garden. And a stray cat leapt over the fence carrying an empty bottle of Bacardi. And being the little darling that he is, Jon offered the cat aspirin. But it slashed his face, marked his territory on his arm and crapped in his eye. You can hardly tell he's our Son anymore."
"Dear Dear littel (Yes, Littel) Jon. We shall miss thee"
"It's alright Daddy, that was my Science project- Robotic Jon."
"Jon... you're, you're alive!"
"Yes I am. Now let's go and do something as a family. I hear there's a Ho-down over at Barry's Western Diner!"
"YEEE-HAW!"
"It's just another night at the NASH house!"
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I think I actually no NASH in real life then...
ok then this is too wierd *leaves scared*
yu wot
It's just another NASH at the night house!
NASH should be given a medal.
NASH! NASH! NASH!
NASH is a God among Nashes.
NASH!
NASH!
NASH's parents are dead.
That all made sense, no really it did. Interesting...
*Curles up into feetal position and cries*
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