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For some time now me and a few mates have had a company idea, and I have been pondering on making a website for it. The company is Dr Blunder, and specialises in a wide range of products.
1. Spleen flakes. The chewy start to your day! Delicious golden flakes of spleen, drenched in ice-cold milk. Promotional offer includes a free Lord Lucan poster with every box
2. Spleen-U-Like. An oven baked spleen jacket potato style, with a choice of fillings, including elephant trunk and mayo.
3. Dr Blunders Wonder Chunder. A pill you take before drinking, that flavours your vomit. Available in strawberry, lemon fresh and mango.
4. The SPD Saddle. Similar to SPD pedals in the cycling world (where your special shoe attatches to the pedal), the SPD Saddle replaces a regular saddle with a clip, and then the other end is attatched to a tube...
The only reason that this hasnt got on the net you is that we don't have enough products to warrant a full online shopping service. Your honour has just suggested selling
5. beetroot to grannies to turn their hair purple, saving them on blue rinse.
Any more suggestions? All are welcome, and if theres enough I'll rope Tyla into helping me make the site. :D
1. Spleen flakes. The chewy start to your day! Delicious golden flakes of spleen, drenched in ice-cold milk. Promotional offer includes a free Lord Lucan poster with every box
2. Spleen-U-Like. An oven baked spleen jacket potato style, with a choice of fillings, including elephant trunk and mayo.
3. Dr Blunders Wonder Chunder. A pill you take before drinking, that flavours your vomit. Available in strawberry, lemon fresh and mango.
4. The SPD Saddle. Similar to SPD pedals in the cycling world (where your special shoe attatches to the pedal), the SPD Saddle replaces a regular saddle with a clip, and then the other end is attatched to a tube...
The only reason that this hasnt got on the net you is that we don't have enough products to warrant a full online shopping service. Your honour has just suggested selling
5. beetroot to grannies to turn their hair purple, saving them on blue rinse.
Any more suggestions? All are welcome, and if theres enough I'll rope Tyla into helping me make the site. :D
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For some time now me and a few mates have had a company idea, and I have been pondering on making a website for it. The company is Dr Blunder, and specialises in a wide range of products.
1. Spleen flakes. The chewy start to your day! Delicious golden flakes of spleen, drenched in ice-cold milk. Promotional offer includes a free Lord Lucan poster with every box
2. Spleen-U-Like. An oven baked spleen jacket potato style, with a choice of fillings, including elephant trunk and mayo.
3. Dr Blunders Wonder Chunder. A pill you take before drinking, that flavours your vomit. Available in strawberry, lemon fresh and mango.
4. The SPD Saddle. Similar to SPD pedals in the cycling world (where your special shoe attatches to the pedal), the SPD Saddle replaces a regular saddle with a clip, and then the other end is attatched to a tube...
The only reason that this hasnt got on the net you is that we don't have enough products to warrant a full online shopping service. Your honour has just suggested selling
5. beetroot to grannies to turn their hair purple, saving them on blue rinse.
Any more suggestions? All are welcome, and if theres enough I'll rope Tyla into helping me make the site. :D
1. Spleen flakes. The chewy start to your day! Delicious golden flakes of spleen, drenched in ice-cold milk. Promotional offer includes a free Lord Lucan poster with every box
2. Spleen-U-Like. An oven baked spleen jacket potato style, with a choice of fillings, including elephant trunk and mayo.
3. Dr Blunders Wonder Chunder. A pill you take before drinking, that flavours your vomit. Available in strawberry, lemon fresh and mango.
4. The SPD Saddle. Similar to SPD pedals in the cycling world (where your special shoe attatches to the pedal), the SPD Saddle replaces a regular saddle with a clip, and then the other end is attatched to a tube...
The only reason that this hasnt got on the net you is that we don't have enough products to warrant a full online shopping service. Your honour has just suggested selling
5. beetroot to grannies to turn their hair purple, saving them on blue rinse.
Any more suggestions? All are welcome, and if theres enough I'll rope Tyla into helping me make the site. :D