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"Somerfield are gay"

Ok, so yeah I posted a "Yay for Somerfield" post the other day.
That was before I found out they were Fudge Packing ID Nazis.

So I go into Gay-Somerfield today to buy all that cheapo drink I was raving on about, only to find out the offer had ended yesterday.



So I potter around the store looking for something to buy for me dinner (Pot Noodle)(Ick)
Then, low and behold. I look into one of those fridges they keep beer n' stuff in and see some genius has left one of the "Three for £1.75" signs infront of the Java drinks! (Yay!)
So, I fill up me basket and toddle off to the checkout.

Me: "Heya"
Susan the Checkout woman: "Hello, boop boop boop"
Me: Aren't they supposed to be on the three for £1.75?"
Susan the Checkout woman: "I'll just check, oh by the way have you got any ID?"
Me: No, I don't.
Susan: "Thingy whats her name, could you just do a price check for me?"
Thingy woman: "Ok, five seventy five"
Me: err they're on offer
Thingy: No they're not
Me: Yes. They are. Theres a sign in your little fridge thingy over there.

She storms off, I follow and point out the sign and bask in my God like "Oh yes I was right and you were wrong, nyer nyer nyer-ness"

She rips the sign down and goes "hrrrrrmpf!" (Kinda like a camel does)
Then all of a sudden she spouts out with... "Well, I'm sorry, if you don't have any ID then I can't sell it to you"


How sodding rude! I've bought loads of drink from them before now and oooo just because I proved the Fudge Packing ID Nazi wrong, she goes and IDs me!
I've never been IDed like EVER!
Do I look seventeen!? Ummm no! I'm 19! Going on 20! I'm going to need a bloody walking stick soon and she IDs me!?


URRRRRRRRAAAAAAAGGGGGGH!

30

Goaty, how old actually are you?

Yeah, sorry.
The lady I recite poems to and amuse with my witty banter....
Mind you, it was just over a week before we got naked so it was quite polite

Goatboy wrote:
> The lass I'm currently violating

It's a wonder you're violating her at all, you uncouth lout.

The lass I'm currently violating is 34. Her mates have all said to her "Your new fella is a young'un eh?"
One thought I was 22, another couple had me down as 25.

She says "I feel like a pedlo"

Some places have a book to put your name in if you bring your passport/ID then if you get ID'd again there you just tell them your name, they check, and you get to buy what you wanted.

Also sometimes it goes on confidence and honesty. In my local video rental shop I hired out Death Machine (18) when I was about 13. I walked up put it on the counter, the guy said "are you 18" I said "nope". He said "Go on just this once. But next time we'll send you home with Bambi".

Don't try and blag just be cool.

Why?

I love this thread!!!!!!!

I don't have any ID though. Until then I've never ever ever everererer needed it. Ever.

Go back with ID, put sh*tloads of it in your trolley, then just as you go to pay just walk off