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"Today I went to Lakeside..."

...to buy a suit, some shoes, a shirt and a pair of shorts.

Some strange things I saw today, and some disturbing ones too!

I would go through what happened in the order it did but I can't hold this in any longer, I saw the Fast Food Rockers! Wohoo!

All in their PVC clothing and generally crappiness, and they did themselves proud by mimbing live! I didn't see Hot Dog though. Maybe he had to be put down because he caught BSE from some McDonalds crap...

I also saw 'Burburry Boy.' He was about 14 and he was with his 'proper Essex' family. Big fat Mum had big fat loopy earings and was wearing some pink dress type thing, the two girls were about 10 and were just looking stupid. Daddy Essex had his ear pierced and had 'Dave 4 Sharon' tattoed on his arm and Burburry Boy. Well. He had a Burburry cap, a Burburry shirt and Burburry shorts. Then he had some big fat red trainers on. To say he looked like a complete prat would be an understatement. He also had a big fat ring on his finger. I wrist chain and a chain around his neck. He looked like a fool.

I bought myself a lovely nice new suit for my sumer job I'm gonna get in London soon. And I got a lovely mauve shirt to go with it because it looked rather 'snazzy.' It will look nice for my leavers dinner too. I also bought myself a nice pair of shoes from Next. I was tempted to apply for a job there in case my other job falls through, £5.20 an hour isn't bad but once I saw the people I'd have to be serving. I decided to give it a miss! There really are some completely braindead people out there!

There wern't as many Essex slappers in Lakeside today either. Normally there are loads of them, all with their fags and generally looking a state just walking around. But they'd all cleared off for once. There were a lot of 'girls'* with their ears pierced though. Is there anything more tarty than getting your sodding ear pierced??!

I also saw a really fat minging ginger bird. It made me value my life more, I'd kill myself if I looked like her. She made it worse though by actually trying to tart herself up. It was like an Essex slapper/ginger minger cross. Hideous.

Well, it was a fun day. I might have to book some tickets for the Fast Food Rockers world tour, that should surely be a hit!

* = boys

You should try Merry Hill. Actually, Merry Hill isn't that bad. Neighbouring Brierly Hill is the worst. It is full of mothers shouting:

"OY! Brad/Wayne/Beckham! Get 'ere yaw stoopid idiot or i'll smack yaw saw 'ard that yaw will wish yaw'd neva bin born!"

(Anyone ever seen Anita and Me? Well, Kathy Burke's character is live and abundant in Brierly Hill!)

HAR HAR HARRRRR

I was walking by the lake-side today.

Yes, very small world.

Is that Virgin Megastores Express?

Or another one?

RM18 wrote:
> I was in Lakside today, working at Virgin Megastores.
>
> It's a small world.

I was actually considering popping in there just to see you, but I forgot my £10 gift voucher I've got here so I coulnd't be arsed. I had a browse as I walked past though.

I saw someone at the till with shortish blondish/brownish hair. I didn't recognise them, so it wasn't you.

Or was it?

Hmmmmmm.

I was in Lakside today, working at Virgin Megastores.

It's a small world.

My little Sister has made Burburry for her Animal Crossing character :-s I tried to stop her as Burburry looks poop.

Noone will like it next year.

I saw loads of people with Burburry stuff.

Just this kid was all in it.

He looked pathetic!

I know a girl with a Burberry hat, if that helps. I just hate people who see popular clothes or a popular CD and label that person.

Cid Vilante wrote:
> What's a burberry boy? Can you inform the uninformed please?

The idiots that go around with the burberry caps looking hard.