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"YH QotD."

Why do your own farts always smell nice?

And why do blokes, when they fart in bed, always wait a few seconds, then just lift the top of the quilt up and take a quick sniff?

Don't deny it, we all do it. But why?

If you drink too much coke, or Irn Bru, your eyes start to go yellow!! My mate did this, and his mum got really freaked out, took him to the doctors, and the doctor just laughed!

Were you in bed with your mate Phile when this conversation took place? OR just while the farting was occuring?

:-)

I don't fart and THEN smell, no, instead I lift UP the covers and THEN fart with the obvious intention that I don't really want to smell my fart, thank you very much. I keep thinking that if I left that odour in there, then it might linger about my already smelly body for the rest if the day! :-D

It's pretty disgusting, yet I hear the same story from a mate of mine...

"Ahh, have you ever farted in bed and then SMELT it? It's really minging!" Says my mate, Phil.#

"Well...no, actually, I don't think I've ever done that before...so it, err, must smell a bit, right?" I reply, thinking how Phil could ever come up with such a strange question.

"Oh yeah, you ought to try it!" He smiles at me...

"Err, yeah...I might just, umm, do that" I smile back at him and secretly say to myself...

(What do you think I say to myself?)

:-D :-D

SHOCKY

Slaveunit wrote:
> Sunny D is the heroin of the 20th century.

Just as well we're in the 21st, then... ;-)

Incidentally... and I probably shouldn't tell you this, but still... my mum went to the doctors some time ago, thinking there was blood in her urine.

Turned out it was because she'd been eating a lot of beetroot! :-)

(Sorry mum!)

Sunny D is the heroin of the 20th century.

Try drinking a litre of Sunny Delight every day.
After a few weeks, your skin will turn orange.

Excellent

it's just a shame it doesnt have the same effects on the white hair on grannies....

HO HO HO HO HOOO!!!!!!

Slaveunit wrote:
> it doesnt harm them, but it really freaks out your mum....



I can imagine.

"Mum, mum!"

"What?"

"The rabbit's gone purple.."

"WHAT!?!?!? Get Rolf Harris in here NOW!"

it doesnt harm them, but it really freaks out your mum....

:D

Slaveunit wrote:
Bizarrely, on a similar note, of
> you feed white rabbits beetroot regularly, their fur turns purple!


You sick, sick man.

How could you do that to a poor defenceless ickle bunny wabbit?






Sounds like a wicked idea actually, same as putting salt on slugs.....