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Ok, I heard this on the radio ages ago, so I thought I'd post it on here.
Ok, you're God. Answer these questions:
Who would you send a thunderbolt on? (1 person)
Who would you make a Saint? (1 person)
Who would you have up on your cloud with you? (3 people)
If you could change one thing in history, what would it be?
Ok, you're God. Answer these questions:
Who would you send a thunderbolt on? (1 person)
Who would you make a Saint? (1 person)
Who would you have up on your cloud with you? (3 people)
If you could change one thing in history, what would it be?
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ok serious this time.
I would obviosly stop the holocaust. (and hitler etc etc)
Strike down Bill gates
Make Mother terisa (not sure if thats the right spelling)
a saint
and have socrates, einstein and jack dee on me cloud
(philosophy, physics and humor. Even a god needs to laugh!)
I would obviosly stop the holocaust. (and hitler etc etc)
Strike down Bill gates
Make Mother terisa (not sure if thats the right spelling)
a saint
and have socrates, einstein and jack dee on me cloud
(philosophy, physics and humor. Even a god needs to laugh!)
Your Honour wrote:
Who would you send a thunderbolt on?
The god of christianity - FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Who would you make a Saint?
This bloke I know called Dave, so I can then take it away again and knock him down a peg or two...
Who would you have up on your cloud with you?
My mate Tom (deceased), My Girl, and my mate Alan
If you could change one thing in history, what would it be?
The human race ever finding France.
Who would you send a thunderbolt on?
The god of christianity - FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Who would you make a Saint?
This bloke I know called Dave, so I can then take it away again and knock him down a peg or two...
Who would you have up on your cloud with you?
My mate Tom (deceased), My Girl, and my mate Alan
If you could change one thing in history, what would it be?
The human race ever finding France.
WÚÛkiee M¯nßÜÄR wrote:
> If I were God, I wouldn't exist.
God's only excuse is that he does not exist.
> If I were God, I wouldn't exist.
God's only excuse is that he does not exist.
Your Honour wrote:
Ok, I heard this on the radio ages ago, so I thought I'd post it on here.
Ok, you're God. Answer these questions:
Who would you send a thunderbolt on? (1 person)
Robbie Williams.
Who would you make a Saint? (1 person)
Burt Reynolds
Who would you have up on your cloud with you? (3 people)
Albert Einstein, Paul M Dirac and Jo Brand. I'd make Einstein and Dirac argue for ages about theoretical physics, then jump in and say ' Aha! You're both completely wrong, gravity is directly proportional to the amount of Guinea Pigs alive on Earth at the moment - it's nothing to do with relativity or quantum mechanics.'
Jo Brand is there so I can push her off the cloud and watch her plunge down towards Earth like a blubber meteorite, and squash races of people that are annoying me with their lack of worship.
If you could change one thing in history, what would it be?
Make Dennis Bergkamp score the penalty against Man Utd in the FA Cup Semi Final, so I won't have to see that sodding Ryan Giggs goal ever again.
Ok, I heard this on the radio ages ago, so I thought I'd post it on here.
Ok, you're God. Answer these questions:
Who would you send a thunderbolt on? (1 person)
Robbie Williams.
Who would you make a Saint? (1 person)
Burt Reynolds
Who would you have up on your cloud with you? (3 people)
Albert Einstein, Paul M Dirac and Jo Brand. I'd make Einstein and Dirac argue for ages about theoretical physics, then jump in and say ' Aha! You're both completely wrong, gravity is directly proportional to the amount of Guinea Pigs alive on Earth at the moment - it's nothing to do with relativity or quantum mechanics.'
Jo Brand is there so I can push her off the cloud and watch her plunge down towards Earth like a blubber meteorite, and squash races of people that are annoying me with their lack of worship.
If you could change one thing in history, what would it be?
Make Dennis Bergkamp score the penalty against Man Utd in the FA Cup Semi Final, so I won't have to see that sodding Ryan Giggs goal ever again.
If I were God, I wouldn't exist.
Who would you send a thunderbolt on? (1 person)
Tony Blair
Who would you make a Saint? (1 person)
Gruff Rhys
Who would you have up on your cloud with you? (3 people)
Lisa, Malibu and Georgia
If you could change one thing in history, what would it be?
I tell the people that yes I exist, and if any of you waste your time worshipping me, I'll thunderbolt you.
That should put a stop to all religious war.
Tony Blair
Who would you make a Saint? (1 person)
Gruff Rhys
Who would you have up on your cloud with you? (3 people)
Lisa, Malibu and Georgia
If you could change one thing in history, what would it be?
I tell the people that yes I exist, and if any of you waste your time worshipping me, I'll thunderbolt you.
That should put a stop to all religious war.
Who would you send a thunderbolt on? (1
> person)
Christopher Colombus
Who would you make a Saint?
Bill Hicks
Who would you have up
> on your cloud with you? (3 people)
Bill Hicks
Jimi Hendrix
Keith Moon
If you could change one thing in
> history, what would it be?
Evolution
> person)
Christopher Colombus
Who would you make a Saint?
Bill Hicks
Who would you have up
> on your cloud with you? (3 people)
Bill Hicks
Jimi Hendrix
Keith Moon
If you could change one thing in
> history, what would it be?
Evolution
Who would you send a thunderbolt on? (1 person)
The first person to say 'yes' or 'no' (It would make for the most tense party game ever)
Who would you make a Saint? (1 person)
Davia Ginola. Becuase I want to see what happens if an already impossibly overinflated ego is pumped up further.
Who would you have up on your cloud with you? (3 people)
The Son, the Holy Spirit, and Des Lynham.
If you could change one thing in history, what would it be?
Putting that damn tree in the garden.
(Think Adam and Eve if you don't follow that one)
The first person to say 'yes' or 'no' (It would make for the most tense party game ever)
Who would you make a Saint? (1 person)
Davia Ginola. Becuase I want to see what happens if an already impossibly overinflated ego is pumped up further.
Who would you have up on your cloud with you? (3 people)
The Son, the Holy Spirit, and Des Lynham.
If you could change one thing in history, what would it be?
Putting that damn tree in the garden.
(Think Adam and Eve if you don't follow that one)
Who would you send a thunderbolt on?
-Myself - to spark some bloody life into me cos I'm a miserable git.
Who would you make a Saint?
-Ole Gunnar Solskjaer for scoring "that" goal.
Who would you have up on your cloud with you?
-Buddha for spiritual advice.
-Friedrich Nietzsche for philosophical counsel.
-Any babe with big t*ts for, err, you know what.
If you could change one thing in history, what would it be?
-Being God, I'd obviously tweak Man's genetic make-up and make Him less violent.
-Myself - to spark some bloody life into me cos I'm a miserable git.
Who would you make a Saint?
-Ole Gunnar Solskjaer for scoring "that" goal.
Who would you have up on your cloud with you?
-Buddha for spiritual advice.
-Friedrich Nietzsche for philosophical counsel.
-Any babe with big t*ts for, err, you know what.
If you could change one thing in history, what would it be?
-Being God, I'd obviously tweak Man's genetic make-up and make Him less violent.
Your Honour wrote:
> Ok, I heard this on the radio ages ago, so I thought I'd post it on here.
Ok,
> you're God. Answer these questions:
Who would you send a thunderbolt on? (1
> person)
I dont really hate anyone that much, but if it had to be someone then it would have to be...Arsene Wenger
Who would you make a Saint? (1 person)
Diego Maradona.
Who would you have up
> on your cloud with you? (3 people)
Kelly Brook, Sarah Michelle Geller and Jennifer Lopez.
If you could change one thing in
> history, what would it be?
My history is a bit crap, so i havnt a clue what i would change.
> Ok, I heard this on the radio ages ago, so I thought I'd post it on here.
Ok,
> you're God. Answer these questions:
Who would you send a thunderbolt on? (1
> person)
I dont really hate anyone that much, but if it had to be someone then it would have to be...Arsene Wenger
Who would you make a Saint? (1 person)
Diego Maradona.
Who would you have up
> on your cloud with you? (3 people)
Kelly Brook, Sarah Michelle Geller and Jennifer Lopez.
If you could change one thing in
> history, what would it be?
My history is a bit crap, so i havnt a clue what i would change.
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