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Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies
-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are
visiting.
-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will
know all the steps.
-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication
systems of any invading alien civilization.
-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving
martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by
dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their
predecessors.
-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never
suffer a concussion or brain damage.
-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or
alien invasion will ever go into shock.
-Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they
are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless
it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting
damage to an eight-year-old child.
-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you
personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.
-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are
visiting.
-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will
know all the steps.
-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication
systems of any invading alien civilization.
-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving
martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by
dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their
predecessors.
-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never
suffer a concussion or brain damage.
-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or
alien invasion will ever go into shock.
-Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they
are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless
it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting
damage to an eight-year-old child.
-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you
personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.
Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies
-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are
visiting.
-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will
know all the steps.
-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication
systems of any invading alien civilization.
-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving
martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by
dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their
predecessors.
-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never
suffer a concussion or brain damage.
-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or
alien invasion will ever go into shock.
-Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they
are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless
it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting
damage to an eight-year-old child.
-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you
personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.
-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are
visiting.
-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will
know all the steps.
-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication
systems of any invading alien civilization.
-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving
martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by
dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their
predecessors.
-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never
suffer a concussion or brain damage.
-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or
alien invasion will ever go into shock.
-Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they
are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless
it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting
damage to an eight-year-old child.
-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you
personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.
I got this in an email today, you gotta agrea that it's all true. Modern films are too corny!
How about:
When you blow out the candle that is the only thing lighting the room, everything turns blue?!?
When you blow out the candle that is the only thing lighting the room, everything turns blue?!?
You can safely leave your car unlocked when you park it, and you can be sure it'll be there when you return.
Bad guys always have 1 fat person involved in a chase. Leading to a line like "If you weren't so fat, you would have caught him" which, I'm sure you'll agree, is amazingly, hysterically funny.
Bad guys always have 1 fat person involved in a chase. Leading to a line like "If you weren't so fat, you would have caught him" which, I'm sure you'll agree, is amazingly, hysterically funny.
Here's another -
- If you wear a black tux and fight for England, bullets will amazingly miss you.
- If you wear a black tux and fight for England, bullets will amazingly miss you.