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OK, I just read this joke in an email I got and you've just gotta laugh!
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show
in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee,
he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the
fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of
your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that
way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a
human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected
at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a
person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination
against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of
humor!''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde
yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on
your knee!''
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show
in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee,
he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the
fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of
your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that
way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a
human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected
at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a
person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination
against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of
humor!''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde
yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on
your knee!''
OK, I just read this joke in an email I got and you've just gotta laugh!
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show
in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee,
he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the
fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of
your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that
way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a
human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected
at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a
person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination
against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of
humor!''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde
yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on
your knee!''
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show
in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee,
he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the
fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of
your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that
way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a
human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected
at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a
person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination
against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of
humor!''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde
yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on
your knee!''
Lol, heard it before, but still made me laugh....
That's good!!!!
Heard it before many many many times
Ok how about this one:
What did the leper say to the postitute??
"Keep the tip".......boom....boom
not to sure on the "leper" spelling??
What did the leper say to the postitute??
"Keep the tip".......boom....boom
not to sure on the "leper" spelling??
i know a good 'un
a woman gets on the bus with her baby and the bus driver says "that's the ugliest baby i've ever seen".the woman just sits down in a huff.the man next to her looks at her and asks her why she's mad,the woman tells him about the bus driver's insolence and he replies "that is no way a bus driver should treat a lady like u,u should give him what for.go on i'll hold the monkey."
a woman gets on the bus with her baby and the bus driver says "that's the ugliest baby i've ever seen".the woman just sits down in a huff.the man next to her looks at her and asks her why she's mad,the woman tells him about the bus driver's insolence and he replies "that is no way a bus driver should treat a lady like u,u should give him what for.go on i'll hold the monkey."