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I need to edit this one as like it says in the thread, there are a lot of mistakes and such. The following is the folow up to episode 1. This is a spoof of an anime show, as is the first one. Enjoy.
Episode 2 - Too early to say it so fast
Priss- After having taken out the hostile crafts no one knows their true origin or to which group they belong. The equipment failed us during that mission and we don’t know why. The only thing we do know is that our attackers were promptly seen off by our two pilots. These pilots are the only ones that may know the answers to the questions. One is in the sick bay, after having blacked out during the battle and the other has no recollection of the event at all. To say that this crew is not useless is to say that ‘Boy’s life 19’ were the greatest band in the world ever, and remember that they were around about two hundred years ago, but were forced to disband after they were found guilty of going back in time to seduce monkeys and such creatures, before they evolved in to what were the first human beings. Anyway, that is my useless history fact for the show.
*Opening credits play. *
*Go to the Sick bay where Ben is now lying flat on his back with his eyes closed and mouth moving at a tremendous rate. *
Ben- Thebots. Bigscary. Lotsofus.
Taki- Speak slower and in sentences. Take your time.
Ben- There were SUKA BOTs in my dream, lots of us, well three anyway but we took out the enemy and then there were new pilots and then you talked to me about my parents, but you called them Mrs and Mr Bradley. I don’t even recognise those names, my parents were….
Taki- I know, they were Rebecca and Jonathan Armstrong, two of the greatest cooks I have ever met.
Ben- That’s right, it’s just that… that…they were killed by someone! I don’t know whom but I have always been told it was a tragic accident but I know better.
Taki- Don’t worry Ben. Just calm down, just calm dow…
Ben- It’s ‘Cid’ God Damn It!!! And could that line be any more cliché. Repeat it twice trying to get it through my head. I’m not thick you know, or mentally unstable for that matter.
Taki- I’m sorry.
Ben- It’s not your fault. It’s T.V. You’ve had your mind warped by it, we all have. I’m sorry, I don’t know what cam… Oh great another line right out of some cheesy made for T.V movie or dumb American high school based ’comedy’ with a moral at the end of each silly plot . Man it just makes me sick.
Taki- Nurse! Nurse!
*A nurse runs to the side of Ben’s bed. *
Nurse- What’s wrong?
Taki- It’s Ben. He’s gone all crazy. He’s talking about clichéd lines from T.V movies and other things like that.
Nurse- I Don’t worry he’ll be fine in an hour or two. It’s just the drugs we gave him to calm him down. It’ causes the patient to attack any phrases that sound like they came out of the sort of programs or films that you talked about.
Taki- So why did you give them to him?
Nurse- Just an experiment that the doctor wanted to do.
*The nurse turns to the camera*
Nurse- Now remember kids T.V is not evil. It’s good for you and won’t warp your fragile little minds.
*They all exit leaving Ben alone on the bed muttering to himself.*
*Go to Kurt and Mikel talking in the hanger bay.*
Kurt- So this one time at pilot camp I had a massive boggy on my tail, so I did a backwards somersault, and did the sweetest passion slash you have ever seen. Cut right through him and took his insides clean out. I never knew there were so many parts in a SUKA BOT. See if I had my way we’d have bigger guns and stuff on our bots. You can never have a big enough gun. You never know what the enemy’s gonna have. The bigger the gun the more damage.
*Mikel slowly starts to get board and tries to slink away. He edges ever closer to the door with Kurt’s voice becoming a distant droning. He finally gets to the door and promptly closes it behind him. He breathes a huge sigh of relief only to then see three figures running towards him.*
Sarah- Move out of the way! We’re late!
Ling- Come on dude, move it.
Kelly- My make-up needs re-doing. We got to get to the little girls room!
*Mikel stands back and lets the girls pass. His head then follows them down the corridor. Kuja them comes up behind him and taps him on the shoulder. Mikel jumps and turns round.*
Mikel- Hey Boss. Ummm… What’s up?
Kuja- What’s up? What’s up! What do you think is up. It was you with those other pilots. That’s what was up!
Mikel Oh yeah. So why are you so upset?
Kuja- Because you went out there as a pilot not as an engineer. Who do you think you are? Mr Big shot? Mr Look at me I can do what ever the hell I want? You’re not alright. You’re my apprentice and you’re here to help me with the SUKA-BOTs. I don’t ever want to see you out there again. Do I make myself clear?
Mikel- Sure, why not. If it keeps you happy then we’re all clear.
Kuja- Oh I give up! I never even wanted you on here in the first place. Just go give the others a hand will you. The SUKAs are damaged from the battle, especially yours. Now go!
Mikel- Okay. See you later Boss.
*Mikel walks off. Kuja goes in the opposite direction.*
*Go to the bridge where Captain Taki is talking to her crew seated below her. Lean is standing to her left.*
Taki- Does anybody know where the new pilots are? They should be here by now.
Lean- I don’t know. I rang them but there was no answer. That means that they could be on their way here right now.
Taki- You think so?
Lean- Yes.
Taki- Really?
Lean-Yes.
Taki- Really ?
Lean- Yes. For the last time Yes! They could be on there way right now. Is that okay?
Taki- Yes
Lean- Really?
Taki- Yes.
Lean- Really?
Taki- Yes
Lean- Oh this is just silly. Go ask Suzie. She might know seeing as she is our communication officer. Don’t you think that is a good idea?
Taki- Yes Sir!
*With that Taki walks off to speak to Suzie. Lean smacks his head against a wall.*
Taki- So are the new pilots here yet?
Suize- Yes Captain they are onboard right now.
Taki- Well how come you didn’t notify me?
Suize- You never asked.
*With that everybody falls to the floor*
* go to Taki talking with the new pilots as they walk down a corridor*
Taki- So how come you were late?
Sarah- Well you see, Kelly needed to do her make-up but I said to just leave it. Now Kelly only listens to Ling except when we’re in battle, then she listens to me as I’m the squad leader, or at least I was until we came aboard here. Kelly likes me but never follows my advice after one unfortunate incident this one time at…
Kelly- It wasn’t all your fault, it’s just that some thing went wrong.
Ling- I don’t remember what you’re on about.
Kelly- Well that’s because you weren’t there.
Taki- So anyway I wanted to be a pilot but I couldn’t as I had poor eye sight. I became a captain instead. Don’t worry about being late, just go and meet the other pilot. He’s right through there.
*Taki points to the door that they have just stopped at.*
Taki- Oh yeah, Benji’s not there because of that incident that happened earlier this week. Don’t worry about it. He should be fine, the doctor’s drugged him up real good.
Sarah, Ling, Kelly- Is he hot?
*Looks at them with Dow eyes*
Taki- He’s just soooooooo dreamy. He’s my hero and I just know he wants me. We’re destined to be together, forever and ever. He’s my Benji, all mine.
Sarah- So I take that as a “yes”.
Taki- Sure, just don’t get too close to him, he’s all mine and he loves me, just that, he won’t admit it.
Ling- Oh right. I see. It’s one of Those relationships.
Taki- And just what is that supposed to mean?
Ling- I was just saying. I didn’t mean anything by it.
Taki- Well anyway, you girls go on in and meet Kurt. He‘s friendly enough, if not a little deprived of a few things.
Sarah- Come on then girls, let’s see how this guy compares to us then.
Kelly- Alrighty.
Ling- I really wish you would stop saying that word.
Kelly- Ok, consider it done.
*Sarah sighs*
*The scene cuts to a young girl with pink hair and very ample bosoms. She stands naked in the engineer’s locker room. She dries herself with a yellow towel. The sound of a door opening and a voice is heard.*
Kyle- Whoa!!! What do we have here then? Looks like it’s my lucky day.
*With that he is pushed over by the rest of the engineers standing behind him trying to get in through the door. The girl turns round and looks at the guys on the floor. She smiles and waves.*
Girl- Hi guys. What’s up?
*everyone on the floor just looks up at her with mouths wide open.*
Girl- My name is Aries. Aries Valentine. Pleased to meet you all. I’m the new engineer here. Hope you guys don’t mind me using the shower? I just had to get the grease out of my hair. So what’s your names?
*everyone scrambles to their feet.*
Aries- Well anyway I got to go. The Captain needs to see me. Got to run. Byeeeee.
*Aries cuts through the group of engineer and runs out naked. Kyle starts jumping up and down, pointing at the door.*
Kyle- Did you just see that? She was naked. A chick. Naked in our locker room. That’s great!
*all the guys start nodding in agreement. Aries pokes here head in to the door.*
Aries- Oh yeah. Silly me, I forgot my towel. Can one of you guys pass it too me please?
*Everyone rushes to get the towel but crash in to each other. Mikel walks in from the other enterance and casually grabs the towel. He hands it to Aries.*
Aries- Thanks. Got to get changed now, bye.
*Aries goes out of shot. Kyle and the group look at Mikel.*
Kyle- Did you see her? She was Naked! You passed her the towel and didn’t even glance at her.
Mikel- Ahhhhhhhh!!!
*Mikel runs in the direction of Aries but is too late when exit’s the room. He looks down the empty corridor. He stops short and shakes his head in disbelief*
Mikel- Baka (Japanese for “idiot”)
*Go to the bridge where Captain Taki and Vice-Captain lean are talking. The rest of the bridge crew, Sasha, Asuka and Suzie, are below, working as usual.*
Lean- So where are we going now captain?
Taki- That’s a good question Lean.
*She looks down to Asuka.*
Taki- Asuka. Where are we going?
Asuka- To outer space Captain.
Taki- Yes I know that but where to exactly?
Asuka- I’m not sure. Miss Yamana just said to head to these co-ordinates.
*Asuka points to the co-ordinates that pop up on the screen in front of her.*
Taki- I see.
*Taki looks as thoughtful as she can.*
Taki- I know, we’re going to Lunar Land. Miss Yamana must have thought that we needed a break.
Lean- No Captain, that’s the Company’s lunar headquarters. It’s this department that set this program up. They just used the one on earth as a go between. The one placed on earth had more important things to do.
Taki- Oh I see. We’re going there to find out what happened on earth?
Lean- I don’t know. You’ll have to ask Miss Yamana about this.
Taki- Ok. Now you stay here, you’re in charge until I get back. Bye girls.
Suzie- Bye Captain!
Asuka- Bye.
Sasha- *sighs* Bye Captain.
Taki- Bye Lean.
Lean- Bye Captain Taki.
Taki- Oh Lean. Don’t be so formal, you can just call me Taki. So can you guys too.
*Taki looks down to the crew.*
Asuka and Suzie - Thank you Taki.
Sasha- Ok Captain.
*Taki shrugs and leaves the bridge. She heads down a corridor and stops outside Miss Yamana’s office door. She knocks on the door. Miss Priss Yamana opens the door. Taki walks in*
Priss- So to what do I owe this pleasure Captain?
Taki- I just wanted to know why we’re going to the Company headquarters? Are we going to find out what happened when we were on earth?
Priss- That’s right Captain. We’ve got to go there and find out what happened to us. We are just a transport vessel after all. Why would anyone want to attack us? We just had to go and pick up our pilots and engineer. There was no reason to attack us, was there?
Taki- I don’t think so? Anyway, who were they?
Priss- That I don’t know. Maybe they were space pirates.
Taki- You think so?
Priss- Could have been. You never know. So anyway, we’ll be finding out what we an once we get to the lunar headquarters
Taki- Ok.
*Taki leaves through the door. A second later her head pops back through the door*
Taki- So we’re not going to Lunar Land then?
*Priss’s head drops to the table*
*Go to Elvis and his sister cooking food in time for lunch.*
Elvis- Alright girls, let’s get things moving, we only got another half hour.
Amber- Don’t worry, we’ll have it all done in time.
Bernice- You got that right.
Cynthia- Where are all the cute guys on this ship? I’ve only seen about 50 on here.
Daria- You think nearly all of them are cute.
Erica- Well I’m more interested in Miss Yamana. Now there’s a woman full of class and finesse.
Elvis- I like Steve, he’s the head of security. I wonder if he’s got any handcuffs?
Bernice- Is he the big tall one? Pretty well built, strong looking too?
Daria- I think so. He’s a little rugged for my tastes.
Cynthia- He’s cute though, in the very manly way. I bet he’s just a big softie under it all.
Amber- Shhhhh. Here they come.
Erica- And he’s with Miss Yamana. He’s so lucky.
Elvis- Quiet yous. You want them to hear us talking like this? Let’s get back to work.
*With that everyone gets back to work*
*Up on the bridge Taki arrives back from her meeting with Miss Yamana*
Asuka- So why are we going to the lunar headquarters?
Taki- We’re going to find out what happened to use on earth and why.
Lean- So that’s the plan. You’re so brilliant Captain, I mean Captain Taki, I mean…
Taki- Don’t worry Lean, everything will sort it’s self out when we get there. For now we should just relax. Take it easy and chill.
*Taki turns to Asuka*
Taki- So how long until we reach the Lunar headquarters?
Asuka- Not long now, about another half hour, give or take a few minutes.
Taki- That gives me time to take a quick bath in the sauna. Will the ship be ok on auto-pilot?
Sasha- Yes Captain, it just needs someone here to keep it company.
Taki- That’s ok. Now would any of you girls like to join me in the sauna?
Suzie- Sure, we can have a girly chat.
Asuka- Suits me fine. I need to relax anyway.
Sasha- No thank you Captain, I want to stay here with Prime.
Taki- Who’s Prime?
Sasha- The computer’s name is Prime. I want to stay here and keep him company.
Taki- That’s ok. If it keeps you happy.
Sasha- Bye Captain.
Taki- Bye.
Lean- What about me?
Taki- You can come a long if you like? You girls don’t mind do you?
Suzie- No, he’s just like one of us girls.
Asuka- Sure, I don’t mind, it’s not like we’re naked in there.
Taki- Then it’s settled then. Come on Lean.
Lean- Bye Sasha.
Sasha- Bye.
*They all exit the bridge leaving Sasha sat at the control panel.*
*Go to the cafeteria where Kurt, Sarah, Kelly and Ling are eating. They are sat down, with the three girls facing Kurt.*
Sarah- So Kurt, what was it like on your last mission?
Kurt- Ah yes, the one in which I saw off three enemy SUKAs with my Big Boom Attack. They came at me from the left, right and front. Didn’t bother me though as I knew I could take them. Went straight up and launched some bad ass, killer aggression on their hides. Fried them like bugs. (Starts laughing)
Ling- So all this happened just a few hours ago?
Kurt- No. It was a few months ago, in training for this job, not that I needed any but The Company insisted I did it.. It was a simulation mission. I got to pilot a real SUKA BOT and everything.
Kelly- So you have no idea where you were a few hours ago?
Kurt- No, but everyone keeps telling me that I was piloting a SUKA and I was involved in a dogfight defending the Nimbus. I can’t remember any of this. It makes no sense to me or anyone else. I think I got amnesia for some reason?
Ling- But how would you have got amnesia?
Kelly- Maybe they used a ray-gun on him. You know, like the ones in those cheesy movies.
Sarah- I highly doubt it. It could have been cause by stress or a server knock to the head. I take it you were belted up Kurt?
Kurt- How should I remember? I don’t know what happened but what I do know is,
*Kurt faces the audience*
Kurt- you should always wear your seat belt no matter how short the journey.
*Ling and Kelly pop their heads in to view*
Ling- There was this one time that Kelly didn’t want to wear her seatbelt when we went out for a drive.
Kelly- And we crashed in to a tree. I flew over the top of the windscreen and head first in to the trunk. It hurt.
*Sarah now pops up in front of them all*
Sarah- So remember, seatbelts save both pain and lives, wear them.
*With that she gives the V for victory sign to the audience and holds it for two seconds, while her right eye is close in a wink position. Then she turns back to join the group*
Sarah- So you remember nothing?
Kurt- Nope. Not a thing.
Ling- Well why don’t we go check the SUKA BOT you were piloting when the incident happened. I think they’re being repaired in the hanger?
Kelly- Alrighty!!!
Ling- I thought I asked you not to say that word any more?
Sarah- Oh leave her alone.
Ling- Fine.
*Ling sighs*
*They all exit the dining area and make their way down the corridor towards the hanger bay*
*Kuja, Mikel and the rest of the engineers are working on the SUKAs. Kurt, Sarah, Ling and Kelly enter. Mikel jumps up to greet them.*
Mikel- Ok team, let’s go!
*The pilots look at each other and burst out laughing. Kurt is the first one to stop laughing and the others soon follow.*
Kurt- So how’s it going?
Mikel- Not too bad.
*Mikel’s eyes drift over to the three female pilots*
Mikel- Hello ladies.
Sarah- And you are?
Mikel- I am Mikel, but you can call me whatever you want, wherever you want!
Ling- Well how about….
Kelly- Hi Mikel. I’m Kelly. This is Sarah and this is Ling.
Mikel- So, any of you girls wanna…
*Mikel turns to face Kuja*
Kuja- Mikel get your ass back here now!
Mikel- Ok, be there now. Don’t get you knickers in a twist.
Kuja- just get here will you. Quit flirting ya bum.
Mikel- Fine! If it keeps you happy.
*Mikel turns back to the pilots*
Mikel- Well I got to go now girls and guy.
Sarah- Don’t worry, we only came to speak with your boss.
Mikel- What for?
Kelly- We got to find out what happened a few hours ago.
Mikel- Well I was in my room having a quick Wha…
Ling- No we want to know what happened out there with the SUKA BOTs
Mikel- Oh I see. Go ask Kuja, he should be able to tell you.
Kurt- Ok Mikel.
*They all walk over to Kuja and leave Mikel to work on one of the SUKAs. They manage to startle Kuja a he is working.*
Kuja- What the fudge?
Kelly- Hi Kuja. This is Kurt, Ling and Sarah.
Kuja- I know I know. Now leave me alone, I’m busy.
Sarah- but we just want to ask you about what happened earlier with the SUKA BOTs.
Kuja- I don’t know nothing. The data has all been erased. They came in with nothing on them. Not a thing. You happy now?
Ling- Well no actually.
Kuja- well what do you expect me to do about it?
Sarah- Nothing much actually as there is very little you can do
*With that an announcement come over the P.A.*
Priss- We are now just two minutes away from the moon’s atmosphere. Can everyone prepared to leave the ship once we land. We will be staying there until 10:00 hours, unless further notice is given. Please enjoy your leave.
*Cuts to Priss in her office*
Priss- Like it even makes a difference.
*Go back to the hanger bay*
Kuja- Well I give up. Screw this, I’m off to get my cash and ht the bars. See if I can pick me up a nice little chick.
Ling- Not with that attitude mister. You need to refine it and learn some manners. Only then will you be able to score, I mean find a girlfriend.
Kuja- You really think so.
Kelly- Oh and a wash too.
Sarah- Maybe a shave as well. Looking a little rough for my liking?
Kuja- You think?
Kelly- I do sometimes. Other times I just go with the flow.
Kurt- That’s the best way I think.
*With that Ben bursts through the doors*
Ben- Hi guy. You’ll never believe what happened to Kurt and I out there.
*The end credits role*
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I need to edit this one as like it says in the thread, there are a lot of mistakes and such. The following is the folow up to episode 1. This is a spoof of an anime show, as is the first one. Enjoy.
Episode 2 - Too early to say it so fast
Priss- After having taken out the hostile crafts no one knows their true origin or to which group they belong. The equipment failed us during that mission and we don’t know why. The only thing we do know is that our attackers were promptly seen off by our two pilots. These pilots are the only ones that may know the answers to the questions. One is in the sick bay, after having blacked out during the battle and the other has no recollection of the event at all. To say that this crew is not useless is to say that ‘Boy’s life 19’ were the greatest band in the world ever, and remember that they were around about two hundred years ago, but were forced to disband after they were found guilty of going back in time to seduce monkeys and such creatures, before they evolved in to what were the first human beings. Anyway, that is my useless history fact for the show.
*Opening credits play. *
*Go to the Sick bay where Ben is now lying flat on his back with his eyes closed and mouth moving at a tremendous rate. *
Ben- Thebots. Bigscary. Lotsofus.
Taki- Speak slower and in sentences. Take your time.
Ben- There were SUKA BOTs in my dream, lots of us, well three anyway but we took out the enemy and then there were new pilots and then you talked to me about my parents, but you called them Mrs and Mr Bradley. I don’t even recognise those names, my parents were….
Taki- I know, they were Rebecca and Jonathan Armstrong, two of the greatest cooks I have ever met.
Ben- That’s right, it’s just that… that…they were killed by someone! I don’t know whom but I have always been told it was a tragic accident but I know better.
Taki- Don’t worry Ben. Just calm down, just calm dow…
Ben- It’s ‘Cid’ God Damn It!!! And could that line be any more cliché. Repeat it twice trying to get it through my head. I’m not thick you know, or mentally unstable for that matter.
Taki- I’m sorry.
Ben- It’s not your fault. It’s T.V. You’ve had your mind warped by it, we all have. I’m sorry, I don’t know what cam… Oh great another line right out of some cheesy made for T.V movie or dumb American high school based ’comedy’ with a moral at the end of each silly plot . Man it just makes me sick.
Taki- Nurse! Nurse!
*A nurse runs to the side of Ben’s bed. *
Nurse- What’s wrong?
Taki- It’s Ben. He’s gone all crazy. He’s talking about clichéd lines from T.V movies and other things like that.
Nurse- I Don’t worry he’ll be fine in an hour or two. It’s just the drugs we gave him to calm him down. It’ causes the patient to attack any phrases that sound like they came out of the sort of programs or films that you talked about.
Taki- So why did you give them to him?
Nurse- Just an experiment that the doctor wanted to do.
*The nurse turns to the camera*
Nurse- Now remember kids T.V is not evil. It’s good for you and won’t warp your fragile little minds.
*They all exit leaving Ben alone on the bed muttering to himself.*
*Go to Kurt and Mikel talking in the hanger bay.*
Kurt- So this one time at pilot camp I had a massive boggy on my tail, so I did a backwards somersault, and did the sweetest passion slash you have ever seen. Cut right through him and took his insides clean out. I never knew there were so many parts in a SUKA BOT. See if I had my way we’d have bigger guns and stuff on our bots. You can never have a big enough gun. You never know what the enemy’s gonna have. The bigger the gun the more damage.
*Mikel slowly starts to get board and tries to slink away. He edges ever closer to the door with Kurt’s voice becoming a distant droning. He finally gets to the door and promptly closes it behind him. He breathes a huge sigh of relief only to then see three figures running towards him.*
Sarah- Move out of the way! We’re late!
Ling- Come on dude, move it.
Kelly- My make-up needs re-doing. We got to get to the little girls room!
*Mikel stands back and lets the girls pass. His head then follows them down the corridor. Kuja them comes up behind him and taps him on the shoulder. Mikel jumps and turns round.*
Mikel- Hey Boss. Ummm… What’s up?
Kuja- What’s up? What’s up! What do you think is up. It was you with those other pilots. That’s what was up!
Mikel Oh yeah. So why are you so upset?
Kuja- Because you went out there as a pilot not as an engineer. Who do you think you are? Mr Big shot? Mr Look at me I can do what ever the hell I want? You’re not alright. You’re my apprentice and you’re here to help me with the SUKA-BOTs. I don’t ever want to see you out there again. Do I make myself clear?
Mikel- Sure, why not. If it keeps you happy then we’re all clear.
Kuja- Oh I give up! I never even wanted you on here in the first place. Just go give the others a hand will you. The SUKAs are damaged from the battle, especially yours. Now go!
Mikel- Okay. See you later Boss.
*Mikel walks off. Kuja goes in the opposite direction.*
*Go to the bridge where Captain Taki is talking to her crew seated below her. Lean is standing to her left.*
Taki- Does anybody know where the new pilots are? They should be here by now.
Lean- I don’t know. I rang them but there was no answer. That means that they could be on their way here right now.
Taki- You think so?
Lean- Yes.
Taki- Really?
Lean-Yes.
Taki- Really ?
Lean- Yes. For the last time Yes! They could be on there way right now. Is that okay?
Taki- Yes
Lean- Really?
Taki- Yes.
Lean- Really?
Taki- Yes
Lean- Oh this is just silly. Go ask Suzie. She might know seeing as she is our communication officer. Don’t you think that is a good idea?
Taki- Yes Sir!
*With that Taki walks off to speak to Suzie. Lean smacks his head against a wall.*
Taki- So are the new pilots here yet?
Suize- Yes Captain they are onboard right now.
Taki- Well how come you didn’t notify me?
Suize- You never asked.
*With that everybody falls to the floor*
* go to Taki talking with the new pilots as they walk down a corridor*
Taki- So how come you were late?
Sarah- Well you see, Kelly needed to do her make-up but I said to just leave it. Now Kelly only listens to Ling except when we’re in battle, then she listens to me as I’m the squad leader, or at least I was until we came aboard here. Kelly likes me but never follows my advice after one unfortunate incident this one time at…
Kelly- It wasn’t all your fault, it’s just that some thing went wrong.
Ling- I don’t remember what you’re on about.
Kelly- Well that’s because you weren’t there.
Taki- So anyway I wanted to be a pilot but I couldn’t as I had poor eye sight. I became a captain instead. Don’t worry about being late, just go and meet the other pilot. He’s right through there.
*Taki points to the door that they have just stopped at.*
Taki- Oh yeah, Benji’s not there because of that incident that happened earlier this week. Don’t worry about it. He should be fine, the doctor’s drugged him up real good.
Sarah, Ling, Kelly- Is he hot?
*Looks at them with Dow eyes*
Taki- He’s just soooooooo dreamy. He’s my hero and I just know he wants me. We’re destined to be together, forever and ever. He’s my Benji, all mine.
Sarah- So I take that as a “yes”.
Taki- Sure, just don’t get too close to him, he’s all mine and he loves me, just that, he won’t admit it.
Ling- Oh right. I see. It’s one of Those relationships.
Taki- And just what is that supposed to mean?
Ling- I was just saying. I didn’t mean anything by it.
Taki- Well anyway, you girls go on in and meet Kurt. He‘s friendly enough, if not a little deprived of a few things.
Sarah- Come on then girls, let’s see how this guy compares to us then.
Kelly- Alrighty.
Ling- I really wish you would stop saying that word.
Kelly- Ok, consider it done.
*Sarah sighs*
*The scene cuts to a young girl with pink hair and very ample bosoms. She stands naked in the engineer’s locker room. She dries herself with a yellow towel. The sound of a door opening and a voice is heard.*
Kyle- Whoa!!! What do we have here then? Looks like it’s my lucky day.
*With that he is pushed over by the rest of the engineers standing behind him trying to get in through the door. The girl turns round and looks at the guys on the floor. She smiles and waves.*
Girl- Hi guys. What’s up?
*everyone on the floor just looks up at her with mouths wide open.*
Girl- My name is Aries. Aries Valentine. Pleased to meet you all. I’m the new engineer here. Hope you guys don’t mind me using the shower? I just had to get the grease out of my hair. So what’s your names?
*everyone scrambles to their feet.*
Aries- Well anyway I got to go. The Captain needs to see me. Got to run. Byeeeee.
*Aries cuts through the group of engineer and runs out naked. Kyle starts jumping up and down, pointing at the door.*
Kyle- Did you just see that? She was naked. A chick. Naked in our locker room. That’s great!
*all the guys start nodding in agreement. Aries pokes here head in to the door.*
Aries- Oh yeah. Silly me, I forgot my towel. Can one of you guys pass it too me please?
*Everyone rushes to get the towel but crash in to each other. Mikel walks in from the other enterance and casually grabs the towel. He hands it to Aries.*
Aries- Thanks. Got to get changed now, bye.
*Aries goes out of shot. Kyle and the group look at Mikel.*
Kyle- Did you see her? She was Naked! You passed her the towel and didn’t even glance at her.
Mikel- Ahhhhhhhh!!!
*Mikel runs in the direction of Aries but is too late when exit’s the room. He looks down the empty corridor. He stops short and shakes his head in disbelief*
Mikel- Baka (Japanese for “idiot”)
*Go to the bridge where Captain Taki and Vice-Captain lean are talking. The rest of the bridge crew, Sasha, Asuka and Suzie, are below, working as usual.*
Lean- So where are we going now captain?
Taki- That’s a good question Lean.
*She looks down to Asuka.*
Taki- Asuka. Where are we going?
Asuka- To outer space Captain.
Taki- Yes I know that but where to exactly?
Asuka- I’m not sure. Miss Yamana just said to head to these co-ordinates.
*Asuka points to the co-ordinates that pop up on the screen in front of her.*
Taki- I see.
*Taki looks as thoughtful as she can.*
Taki- I know, we’re going to Lunar Land. Miss Yamana must have thought that we needed a break.
Lean- No Captain, that’s the Company’s lunar headquarters. It’s this department that set this program up. They just used the one on earth as a go between. The one placed on earth had more important things to do.
Taki- Oh I see. We’re going there to find out what happened on earth?
Lean- I don’t know. You’ll have to ask Miss Yamana about this.
Taki- Ok. Now you stay here, you’re in charge until I get back. Bye girls.
Suzie- Bye Captain!
Asuka- Bye.
Sasha- *sighs* Bye Captain.
Taki- Bye Lean.
Lean- Bye Captain Taki.
Taki- Oh Lean. Don’t be so formal, you can just call me Taki. So can you guys too.
*Taki looks down to the crew.*
Asuka and Suzie - Thank you Taki.
Sasha- Ok Captain.
*Taki shrugs and leaves the bridge. She heads down a corridor and stops outside Miss Yamana’s office door. She knocks on the door. Miss Priss Yamana opens the door. Taki walks in*
Priss- So to what do I owe this pleasure Captain?
Taki- I just wanted to know why we’re going to the Company headquarters? Are we going to find out what happened when we were on earth?
Priss- That’s right Captain. We’ve got to go there and find out what happened to us. We are just a transport vessel after all. Why would anyone want to attack us? We just had to go and pick up our pilots and engineer. There was no reason to attack us, was there?
Taki- I don’t think so? Anyway, who were they?
Priss- That I don’t know. Maybe they were space pirates.
Taki- You think so?
Priss- Could have been. You never know. So anyway, we’ll be finding out what we an once we get to the lunar headquarters
Taki- Ok.
*Taki leaves through the door. A second later her head pops back through the door*
Taki- So we’re not going to Lunar Land then?
*Priss’s head drops to the table*
*Go to Elvis and his sister cooking food in time for lunch.*
Elvis- Alright girls, let’s get things moving, we only got another half hour.
Amber- Don’t worry, we’ll have it all done in time.
Bernice- You got that right.
Cynthia- Where are all the cute guys on this ship? I’ve only seen about 50 on here.
Daria- You think nearly all of them are cute.
Erica- Well I’m more interested in Miss Yamana. Now there’s a woman full of class and finesse.
Elvis- I like Steve, he’s the head of security. I wonder if he’s got any handcuffs?
Bernice- Is he the big tall one? Pretty well built, strong looking too?
Daria- I think so. He’s a little rugged for my tastes.
Cynthia- He’s cute though, in the very manly way. I bet he’s just a big softie under it all.
Amber- Shhhhh. Here they come.
Erica- And he’s with Miss Yamana. He’s so lucky.
Elvis- Quiet yous. You want them to hear us talking like this? Let’s get back to work.
*With that everyone gets back to work*
*Up on the bridge Taki arrives back from her meeting with Miss Yamana*
Asuka- So why are we going to the lunar headquarters?
Taki- We’re going to find out what happened to use on earth and why.
Lean- So that’s the plan. You’re so brilliant Captain, I mean Captain Taki, I mean…
Taki- Don’t worry Lean, everything will sort it’s self out when we get there. For now we should just relax. Take it easy and chill.
*Taki turns to Asuka*
Taki- So how long until we reach the Lunar headquarters?
Asuka- Not long now, about another half hour, give or take a few minutes.
Taki- That gives me time to take a quick bath in the sauna. Will the ship be ok on auto-pilot?
Sasha- Yes Captain, it just needs someone here to keep it company.
Taki- That’s ok. Now would any of you girls like to join me in the sauna?
Suzie- Sure, we can have a girly chat.
Asuka- Suits me fine. I need to relax anyway.
Sasha- No thank you Captain, I want to stay here with Prime.
Taki- Who’s Prime?
Sasha- The computer’s name is Prime. I want to stay here and keep him company.
Taki- That’s ok. If it keeps you happy.
Sasha- Bye Captain.
Taki- Bye.
Lean- What about me?
Taki- You can come a long if you like? You girls don’t mind do you?
Suzie- No, he’s just like one of us girls.
Asuka- Sure, I don’t mind, it’s not like we’re naked in there.
Taki- Then it’s settled then. Come on Lean.
Lean- Bye Sasha.
Sasha- Bye.
*They all exit the bridge leaving Sasha sat at the control panel.*
*Go to the cafeteria where Kurt, Sarah, Kelly and Ling are eating. They are sat down, with the three girls facing Kurt.*
Sarah- So Kurt, what was it like on your last mission?
Kurt- Ah yes, the one in which I saw off three enemy SUKAs with my Big Boom Attack. They came at me from the left, right and front. Didn’t bother me though as I knew I could take them. Went straight up and launched some bad ass, killer aggression on their hides. Fried them like bugs. (Starts laughing)
Ling- So all this happened just a few hours ago?
Kurt- No. It was a few months ago, in training for this job, not that I needed any but The Company insisted I did it.. It was a simulation mission. I got to pilot a real SUKA BOT and everything.
Kelly- So you have no idea where you were a few hours ago?
Kurt- No, but everyone keeps telling me that I was piloting a SUKA and I was involved in a dogfight defending the Nimbus. I can’t remember any of this. It makes no sense to me or anyone else. I think I got amnesia for some reason?
Ling- But how would you have got amnesia?
Kelly- Maybe they used a ray-gun on him. You know, like the ones in those cheesy movies.
Sarah- I highly doubt it. It could have been cause by stress or a server knock to the head. I take it you were belted up Kurt?
Kurt- How should I remember? I don’t know what happened but what I do know is,
*Kurt faces the audience*
Kurt- you should always wear your seat belt no matter how short the journey.
*Ling and Kelly pop their heads in to view*
Ling- There was this one time that Kelly didn’t want to wear her seatbelt when we went out for a drive.
Kelly- And we crashed in to a tree. I flew over the top of the windscreen and head first in to the trunk. It hurt.
*Sarah now pops up in front of them all*
Sarah- So remember, seatbelts save both pain and lives, wear them.
*With that she gives the V for victory sign to the audience and holds it for two seconds, while her right eye is close in a wink position. Then she turns back to join the group*
Sarah- So you remember nothing?
Kurt- Nope. Not a thing.
Ling- Well why don’t we go check the SUKA BOT you were piloting when the incident happened. I think they’re being repaired in the hanger?
Kelly- Alrighty!!!
Ling- I thought I asked you not to say that word any more?
Sarah- Oh leave her alone.
Ling- Fine.
*Ling sighs*
*They all exit the dining area and make their way down the corridor towards the hanger bay*
*Kuja, Mikel and the rest of the engineers are working on the SUKAs. Kurt, Sarah, Ling and Kelly enter. Mikel jumps up to greet them.*
Mikel- Ok team, let’s go!
*The pilots look at each other and burst out laughing. Kurt is the first one to stop laughing and the others soon follow.*
Kurt- So how’s it going?
Mikel- Not too bad.
*Mikel’s eyes drift over to the three female pilots*
Mikel- Hello ladies.
Sarah- And you are?
Mikel- I am Mikel, but you can call me whatever you want, wherever you want!
Ling- Well how about….
Kelly- Hi Mikel. I’m Kelly. This is Sarah and this is Ling.
Mikel- So, any of you girls wanna…
*Mikel turns to face Kuja*
Kuja- Mikel get your ass back here now!
Mikel- Ok, be there now. Don’t get you knickers in a twist.
Kuja- just get here will you. Quit flirting ya bum.
Mikel- Fine! If it keeps you happy.
*Mikel turns back to the pilots*
Mikel- Well I got to go now girls and guy.
Sarah- Don’t worry, we only came to speak with your boss.
Mikel- What for?
Kelly- We got to find out what happened a few hours ago.
Mikel- Well I was in my room having a quick Wha…
Ling- No we want to know what happened out there with the SUKA BOTs
Mikel- Oh I see. Go ask Kuja, he should be able to tell you.
Kurt- Ok Mikel.
*They all walk over to Kuja and leave Mikel to work on one of the SUKAs. They manage to startle Kuja a he is working.*
Kuja- What the fudge?
Kelly- Hi Kuja. This is Kurt, Ling and Sarah.
Kuja- I know I know. Now leave me alone, I’m busy.
Sarah- but we just want to ask you about what happened earlier with the SUKA BOTs.
Kuja- I don’t know nothing. The data has all been erased. They came in with nothing on them. Not a thing. You happy now?
Ling- Well no actually.
Kuja- well what do you expect me to do about it?
Sarah- Nothing much actually as there is very little you can do
*With that an announcement come over the P.A.*
Priss- We are now just two minutes away from the moon’s atmosphere. Can everyone prepared to leave the ship once we land. We will be staying there until 10:00 hours, unless further notice is given. Please enjoy your leave.
*Cuts to Priss in her office*
Priss- Like it even makes a difference.
*Go back to the hanger bay*
Kuja- Well I give up. Screw this, I’m off to get my cash and ht the bars. See if I can pick me up a nice little chick.
Ling- Not with that attitude mister. You need to refine it and learn some manners. Only then will you be able to score, I mean find a girlfriend.
Kuja- You really think so.
Kelly- Oh and a wash too.
Sarah- Maybe a shave as well. Looking a little rough for my liking?
Kuja- You think?
Kelly- I do sometimes. Other times I just go with the flow.
Kurt- That’s the best way I think.
*With that Ben bursts through the doors*
Ben- Hi guy. You’ll never believe what happened to Kurt and I out there.
*The end credits role*
Thank you Tig and NB. It could take a long time for episode three to come along. I had been slowly working on this one since about January. Bit by bit it came about. I think the next one could be about December but possibly earlier.
Yeeeeha Im now a fan of the series!! Roll on episode three...
Shameless pop for Tig.
I had to take notes to remember all teh characters! Great though.
Here is a link to the first episode.
http://ukchatforums.reserve.co.uk/ (space) display_messages.php?threadid=63842&forumid=416
I need to edit this one as like it says in the thread, there are a lot of mistakes and such. The following is the folow up to episode 1. This is a spoof of an anime show, as is the first one. Enjoy.
Episode 2 - Too early to say it so fast
Priss- After having taken out the hostile crafts no one knows their true origin or to which group they belong. The equipment failed us during that mission and we don’t know why. The only thing we do know is that our attackers were promptly seen off by our two pilots. These pilots are the only ones that may know the answers to the questions. One is in the sick bay, after having blacked out during the battle and the other has no recollection of the event at all. To say that this crew is not useless is to say that ‘Boy’s life 19’ were the greatest band in the world ever, and remember that they were around about two hundred years ago, but were forced to disband after they were found guilty of going back in time to seduce monkeys and such creatures, before they evolved in to what were the first human beings. Anyway, that is my useless history fact for the show.
*Opening credits play. *
*Go to the Sick bay where Ben is now lying flat on his back with his eyes closed and mouth moving at a tremendous rate. *
Ben- Thebots. Bigscary. Lotsofus.
Taki- Speak slower and in sentences. Take your time.
Ben- There were SUKA BOTs in my dream, lots of us, well three anyway but we took out the enemy and then there were new pilots and then you talked to me about my parents, but you called them Mrs and Mr Bradley. I don’t even recognise those names, my parents were….
Taki- I know, they were Rebecca and Jonathan Armstrong, two of the greatest cooks I have ever met.
Ben- That’s right, it’s just that… that…they were killed by someone! I don’t know whom but I have always been told it was a tragic accident but I know better.
Taki- Don’t worry Ben. Just calm down, just calm dow…
Ben- It’s ‘Cid’ God Damn It!!! And could that line be any more cliché. Repeat it twice trying to get it through my head. I’m not thick you know, or mentally unstable for that matter.
Taki- I’m sorry.
Ben- It’s not your fault. It’s T.V. You’ve had your mind warped by it, we all have. I’m sorry, I don’t know what cam… Oh great another line right out of some cheesy made for T.V movie or dumb American high school based ’comedy’ with a moral at the end of each silly plot . Man it just makes me sick.
Taki- Nurse! Nurse!
*A nurse runs to the side of Ben’s bed. *
Nurse- What’s wrong?
Taki- It’s Ben. He’s gone all crazy. He’s talking about clichéd lines from T.V movies and other things like that.
Nurse- I Don’t worry he’ll be fine in an hour or two. It’s just the drugs we gave him to calm him down. It’ causes the patient to attack any phrases that sound like they came out of the sort of programs or films that you talked about.
Taki- So why did you give them to him?
Nurse- Just an experiment that the doctor wanted to do.
*The nurse turns to the camera*
Nurse- Now remember kids T.V is not evil. It’s good for you and won’t warp your fragile little minds.
*They all exit leaving Ben alone on the bed muttering to himself.*
*Go to Kurt and Mikel talking in the hanger bay.*
Kurt- So this one time at pilot camp I had a massive boggy on my tail, so I did a backwards somersault, and did the sweetest passion slash you have ever seen. Cut right through him and took his insides clean out. I never knew there were so many parts in a SUKA BOT. See if I had my way we’d have bigger guns and stuff on our bots. You can never have a big enough gun. You never know what the enemy’s gonna have. The bigger the gun the more damage.
*Mikel slowly starts to get board and tries to slink away. He edges ever closer to the door with Kurt’s voice becoming a distant droning. He finally gets to the door and promptly closes it behind him. He breathes a huge sigh of relief only to then see three figures running towards him.*
Sarah- Move out of the way! We’re late!
Ling- Come on dude, move it.
Kelly- My make-up needs re-doing. We got to get to the little girls room!
*Mikel stands back and lets the girls pass. His head then follows them down the corridor. Kuja them comes up behind him and taps him on the shoulder. Mikel jumps and turns round.*
Mikel- Hey Boss. Ummm… What’s up?
Kuja- What’s up? What’s up! What do you think is up. It was you with those other pilots. That’s what was up!
Mikel Oh yeah. So why are you so upset?
Kuja- Because you went out there as a pilot not as an engineer. Who do you think you are? Mr Big shot? Mr Look at me I can do what ever the hell I want? You’re not alright. You’re my apprentice and you’re here to help me with the SUKA-BOTs. I don’t ever want to see you out there again. Do I make myself clear?
Mikel- Sure, why not. If it keeps you happy then we’re all clear.
Kuja- Oh I give up! I never even wanted you on here in the first place. Just go give the others a hand will you. The SUKAs are damaged from the battle, especially yours. Now go!
Mikel- Okay. See you later Boss.
*Mikel walks off. Kuja goes in the opposite direction.*
*Go to the bridge where Captain Taki is talking to her crew seated below her. Lean is standing to her left.*
Taki- Does anybody know where the new pilots are? They should be here by now.
Lean- I don’t know. I rang them but there was no answer. That means that they could be on their way here right now.
Taki- You think so?
Lean- Yes.
Taki- Really?
Lean-Yes.
Taki- Really ?
Lean- Yes. For the last time Yes! They could be on there way right now. Is that okay?
Taki- Yes
Lean- Really?
Taki- Yes.
Lean- Really?
Taki- Yes
Lean- Oh this is just silly. Go ask Suzie. She might know seeing as she is our communication officer. Don’t you think that is a good idea?
Taki- Yes Sir!
*With that Taki walks off to speak to Suzie. Lean smacks his head against a wall.*
Taki- So are the new pilots here yet?
Suize- Yes Captain they are onboard right now.
Taki- Well how come you didn’t notify me?
Suize- You never asked.
*With that everybody falls to the floor*
* go to Taki talking with the new pilots as they walk down a corridor*
Taki- So how come you were late?
Sarah- Well you see, Kelly needed to do her make-up but I said to just leave it. Now Kelly only listens to Ling except when we’re in battle, then she listens to me as I’m the squad leader, or at least I was until we came aboard here. Kelly likes me but never follows my advice after one unfortunate incident this one time at…
Kelly- It wasn’t all your fault, it’s just that some thing went wrong.
Ling- I don’t remember what you’re on about.
Kelly- Well that’s because you weren’t there.
Taki- So anyway I wanted to be a pilot but I couldn’t as I had poor eye sight. I became a captain instead. Don’t worry about being late, just go and meet the other pilot. He’s right through there.
*Taki points to the door that they have just stopped at.*
Taki- Oh yeah, Benji’s not there because of that incident that happened earlier this week. Don’t worry about it. He should be fine, the doctor’s drugged him up real good.
Sarah, Ling, Kelly- Is he hot?
*Looks at them with Dow eyes*
Taki- He’s just soooooooo dreamy. He’s my hero and I just know he wants me. We’re destined to be together, forever and ever. He’s my Benji, all mine.
Sarah- So I take that as a “yes”.
Taki- Sure, just don’t get too close to him, he’s all mine and he loves me, just that, he won’t admit it.
Ling- Oh right. I see. It’s one of Those relationships.
Taki- And just what is that supposed to mean?
Ling- I was just saying. I didn’t mean anything by it.
Taki- Well anyway, you girls go on in and meet Kurt. He‘s friendly enough, if not a little deprived of a few things.
Sarah- Come on then girls, let’s see how this guy compares to us then.
Kelly- Alrighty.
Ling- I really wish you would stop saying that word.
Kelly- Ok, consider it done.
*Sarah sighs*
*The scene cuts to a young girl with pink hair and very ample bosoms. She stands naked in the engineer’s locker room. She dries herself with a yellow towel. The sound of a door opening and a voice is heard.*
Kyle- Whoa!!! What do we have here then? Looks like it’s my lucky day.
*With that he is pushed over by the rest of the engineers standing behind him trying to get in through the door. The girl turns round and looks at the guys on the floor. She smiles and waves.*
Girl- Hi guys. What’s up?
*everyone on the floor just looks up at her with mouths wide open.*
Girl- My name is Aries. Aries Valentine. Pleased to meet you all. I’m the new engineer here. Hope you guys don’t mind me using the shower? I just had to get the grease out of my hair. So what’s your names?
*everyone scrambles to their feet.*
Aries- Well anyway I got to go. The Captain needs to see me. Got to run. Byeeeee.
*Aries cuts through the group of engineer and runs out naked. Kyle starts jumping up and down, pointing at the door.*
Kyle- Did you just see that? She was naked. A chick. Naked in our locker room. That’s great!
*all the guys start nodding in agreement. Aries pokes here head in to the door.*
Aries- Oh yeah. Silly me, I forgot my towel. Can one of you guys pass it too me please?
*Everyone rushes to get the towel but crash in to each other. Mikel walks in from the other enterance and casually grabs the towel. He hands it to Aries.*
Aries- Thanks. Got to get changed now, bye.
*Aries goes out of shot. Kyle and the group look at Mikel.*
Kyle- Did you see her? She was Naked! You passed her the towel and didn’t even glance at her.
Mikel- Ahhhhhhhh!!!
*Mikel runs in the direction of Aries but is too late when exit’s the room. He looks down the empty corridor. He stops short and shakes his head in disbelief*
Mikel- Baka (Japanese for “idiot”)
*Go to the bridge where Captain Taki and Vice-Captain lean are talking. The rest of the bridge crew, Sasha, Asuka and Suzie, are below, working as usual.*
Lean- So where are we going now captain?
Taki- That’s a good question Lean.
*She looks down to Asuka.*
Taki- Asuka. Where are we going?
Asuka- To outer space Captain.
Taki- Yes I know that but where to exactly?
Asuka- I’m not sure. Miss Yamana just said to head to these co-ordinates.
*Asuka points to the co-ordinates that pop up on the screen in front of her.*
Taki- I see.
*Taki looks as thoughtful as she can.*
Taki- I know, we’re going to Lunar Land. Miss Yamana must have thought that we needed a break.
Lean- No Captain, that’s the Company’s lunar headquarters. It’s this department that set this program up. They just used the one on earth as a go between. The one placed on earth had more important things to do.
Taki- Oh I see. We’re going there to find out what happened on earth?
Lean- I don’t know. You’ll have to ask Miss Yamana about this.
Taki- Ok. Now you stay here, you’re in charge until I get back. Bye girls.
Suzie- Bye Captain!
Asuka- Bye.
Sasha- *sighs* Bye Captain.
Taki- Bye Lean.
Lean- Bye Captain Taki.
Taki- Oh Lean. Don’t be so formal, you can just call me Taki. So can you guys too.
*Taki looks down to the crew.*
Asuka and Suzie - Thank you Taki.
Sasha- Ok Captain.
*Taki shrugs and leaves the bridge. She heads down a corridor and stops outside Miss Yamana’s office door. She knocks on the door. Miss Priss Yamana opens the door. Taki walks in*
Priss- So to what do I owe this pleasure Captain?
Taki- I just wanted to know why we’re going to the Company headquarters? Are we going to find out what happened when we were on earth?
Priss- That’s right Captain. We’ve got to go there and find out what happened to us. We are just a transport vessel after all. Why would anyone want to attack us? We just had to go and pick up our pilots and engineer. There was no reason to attack us, was there?
Taki- I don’t think so? Anyway, who were they?
Priss- That I don’t know. Maybe they were space pirates.
Taki- You think so?
Priss- Could have been. You never know. So anyway, we’ll be finding out what we an once we get to the lunar headquarters
Taki- Ok.
*Taki leaves through the door. A second later her head pops back through the door*
Taki- So we’re not going to Lunar Land then?
*Priss’s head drops to the table*
*Go to Elvis and his sister cooking food in time for lunch.*
Elvis- Alright girls, let’s get things moving, we only got another half hour.
Amber- Don’t worry, we’ll have it all done in time.
Bernice- You got that right.
Cynthia- Where are all the cute guys on this ship? I’ve only seen about 50 on here.
Daria- You think nearly all of them are cute.
Erica- Well I’m more interested in Miss Yamana. Now there’s a woman full of class and finesse.
Elvis- I like Steve, he’s the head of security. I wonder if he’s got any handcuffs?
Bernice- Is he the big tall one? Pretty well built, strong looking too?
Daria- I think so. He’s a little rugged for my tastes.
Cynthia- He’s cute though, in the very manly way. I bet he’s just a big softie under it all.
Amber- Shhhhh. Here they come.
Erica- And he’s with Miss Yamana. He’s so lucky.
Elvis- Quiet yous. You want them to hear us talking like this? Let’s get back to work.
*With that everyone gets back to work*
*Up on the bridge Taki arrives back from her meeting with Miss Yamana*
Asuka- So why are we going to the lunar headquarters?
Taki- We’re going to find out what happened to use on earth and why.
Lean- So that’s the plan. You’re so brilliant Captain, I mean Captain Taki, I mean…
Taki- Don’t worry Lean, everything will sort it’s self out when we get there. For now we should just relax. Take it easy and chill.
*Taki turns to Asuka*
Taki- So how long until we reach the Lunar headquarters?
Asuka- Not long now, about another half hour, give or take a few minutes.
Taki- That gives me time to take a quick bath in the sauna. Will the ship be ok on auto-pilot?
Sasha- Yes Captain, it just needs someone here to keep it company.
Taki- That’s ok. Now would any of you girls like to join me in the sauna?
Suzie- Sure, we can have a girly chat.
Asuka- Suits me fine. I need to relax anyway.
Sasha- No thank you Captain, I want to stay here with Prime.
Taki- Who’s Prime?
Sasha- The computer’s name is Prime. I want to stay here and keep him company.
Taki- That’s ok. If it keeps you happy.
Sasha- Bye Captain.
Taki- Bye.
Lean- What about me?
Taki- You can come a long if you like? You girls don’t mind do you?
Suzie- No, he’s just like one of us girls.
Asuka- Sure, I don’t mind, it’s not like we’re naked in there.
Taki- Then it’s settled then. Come on Lean.
Lean- Bye Sasha.
Sasha- Bye.
*They all exit the bridge leaving Sasha sat at the control panel.*
*Go to the cafeteria where Kurt, Sarah, Kelly and Ling are eating. They are sat down, with the three girls facing Kurt.*
Sarah- So Kurt, what was it like on your last mission?
Kurt- Ah yes, the one in which I saw off three enemy SUKAs with my Big Boom Attack. They came at me from the left, right and front. Didn’t bother me though as I knew I could take them. Went straight up and launched some bad ass, killer aggression on their hides. Fried them like bugs. (Starts laughing)
Ling- So all this happened just a few hours ago?
Kurt- No. It was a few months ago, in training for this job, not that I needed any but The Company insisted I did it.. It was a simulation mission. I got to pilot a real SUKA BOT and everything.
Kelly- So you have no idea where you were a few hours ago?
Kurt- No, but everyone keeps telling me that I was piloting a SUKA and I was involved in a dogfight defending the Nimbus. I can’t remember any of this. It makes no sense to me or anyone else. I think I got amnesia for some reason?
Ling- But how would you have got amnesia?
Kelly- Maybe they used a ray-gun on him. You know, like the ones in those cheesy movies.
Sarah- I highly doubt it. It could have been cause by stress or a server knock to the head. I take it you were belted up Kurt?
Kurt- How should I remember? I don’t know what happened but what I do know is,
*Kurt faces the audience*
Kurt- you should always wear your seat belt no matter how short the journey.
*Ling and Kelly pop their heads in to view*
Ling- There was this one time that Kelly didn’t want to wear her seatbelt when we went out for a drive.
Kelly- And we crashed in to a tree. I flew over the top of the windscreen and head first in to the trunk. It hurt.
*Sarah now pops up in front of them all*
Sarah- So remember, seatbelts save both pain and lives, wear them.
*With that she gives the V for victory sign to the audience and holds it for two seconds, while her right eye is close in a wink position. Then she turns back to join the group*
Sarah- So you remember nothing?
Kurt- Nope. Not a thing.
Ling- Well why don’t we go check the SUKA BOT you were piloting when the incident happened. I think they’re being repaired in the hanger?
Kelly- Alrighty!!!
Ling- I thought I asked you not to say that word any more?
Sarah- Oh leave her alone.
Ling- Fine.
*Ling sighs*
*They all exit the dining area and make their way down the corridor towards the hanger bay*
*Kuja, Mikel and the rest of the engineers are working on the SUKAs. Kurt, Sarah, Ling and Kelly enter. Mikel jumps up to greet them.*
Mikel- Ok team, let’s go!
*The pilots look at each other and burst out laughing. Kurt is the first one to stop laughing and the others soon follow.*
Kurt- So how’s it going?
Mikel- Not too bad.
*Mikel’s eyes drift over to the three female pilots*
Mikel- Hello ladies.
Sarah- And you are?
Mikel- I am Mikel, but you can call me whatever you want, wherever you want!
Ling- Well how about….
Kelly- Hi Mikel. I’m Kelly. This is Sarah and this is Ling.
Mikel- So, any of you girls wanna…
*Mikel turns to face Kuja*
Kuja- Mikel get your ass back here now!
Mikel- Ok, be there now. Don’t get you knickers in a twist.
Kuja- just get here will you. Quit flirting ya bum.
Mikel- Fine! If it keeps you happy.
*Mikel turns back to the pilots*
Mikel- Well I got to go now girls and guy.
Sarah- Don’t worry, we only came to speak with your boss.
Mikel- What for?
Kelly- We got to find out what happened a few hours ago.
Mikel- Well I was in my room having a quick Wha…
Ling- No we want to know what happened out there with the SUKA BOTs
Mikel- Oh I see. Go ask Kuja, he should be able to tell you.
Kurt- Ok Mikel.
*They all walk over to Kuja and leave Mikel to work on one of the SUKAs. They manage to startle Kuja a he is working.*
Kuja- What the fudge?
Kelly- Hi Kuja. This is Kurt, Ling and Sarah.
Kuja- I know I know. Now leave me alone, I’m busy.
Sarah- but we just want to ask you about what happened earlier with the SUKA BOTs.
Kuja- I don’t know nothing. The data has all been erased. They came in with nothing on them. Not a thing. You happy now?
Ling- Well no actually.
Kuja- well what do you expect me to do about it?
Sarah- Nothing much actually as there is very little you can do
*With that an announcement come over the P.A.*
Priss- We are now just two minutes away from the moon’s atmosphere. Can everyone prepared to leave the ship once we land. We will be staying there until 10:00 hours, unless further notice is given. Please enjoy your leave.
*Cuts to Priss in her office*
Priss- Like it even makes a difference.
*Go back to the hanger bay*
Kuja- Well I give up. Screw this, I’m off to get my cash and ht the bars. See if I can pick me up a nice little chick.
Ling- Not with that attitude mister. You need to refine it and learn some manners. Only then will you be able to score, I mean find a girlfriend.
Kuja- You really think so.
Kelly- Oh and a wash too.
Sarah- Maybe a shave as well. Looking a little rough for my liking?
Kuja- You think?
Kelly- I do sometimes. Other times I just go with the flow.
Kurt- That’s the best way I think.
*With that Ben bursts through the doors*
Ben- Hi guy. You’ll never believe what happened to Kurt and I out there.
*The end credits role*
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I need to edit this one as like it says in the thread, there are a lot of mistakes and such. The following is the folow up to episode 1. This is a spoof of an anime show, as is the first one. Enjoy.
Episode 2 - Too early to say it so fast
Priss- After having taken out the hostile crafts no one knows their true origin or to which group they belong. The equipment failed us during that mission and we don’t know why. The only thing we do know is that our attackers were promptly seen off by our two pilots. These pilots are the only ones that may know the answers to the questions. One is in the sick bay, after having blacked out during the battle and the other has no recollection of the event at all. To say that this crew is not useless is to say that ‘Boy’s life 19’ were the greatest band in the world ever, and remember that they were around about two hundred years ago, but were forced to disband after they were found guilty of going back in time to seduce monkeys and such creatures, before they evolved in to what were the first human beings. Anyway, that is my useless history fact for the show.
*Opening credits play. *
*Go to the Sick bay where Ben is now lying flat on his back with his eyes closed and mouth moving at a tremendous rate. *
Ben- Thebots. Bigscary. Lotsofus.
Taki- Speak slower and in sentences. Take your time.
Ben- There were SUKA BOTs in my dream, lots of us, well three anyway but we took out the enemy and then there were new pilots and then you talked to me about my parents, but you called them Mrs and Mr Bradley. I don’t even recognise those names, my parents were….
Taki- I know, they were Rebecca and Jonathan Armstrong, two of the greatest cooks I have ever met.
Ben- That’s right, it’s just that… that…they were killed by someone! I don’t know whom but I have always been told it was a tragic accident but I know better.
Taki- Don’t worry Ben. Just calm down, just calm dow…
Ben- It’s ‘Cid’ God Damn It!!! And could that line be any more cliché. Repeat it twice trying to get it through my head. I’m not thick you know, or mentally unstable for that matter.
Taki- I’m sorry.
Ben- It’s not your fault. It’s T.V. You’ve had your mind warped by it, we all have. I’m sorry, I don’t know what cam… Oh great another line right out of some cheesy made for T.V movie or dumb American high school based ’comedy’ with a moral at the end of each silly plot . Man it just makes me sick.
Taki- Nurse! Nurse!
*A nurse runs to the side of Ben’s bed. *
Nurse- What’s wrong?
Taki- It’s Ben. He’s gone all crazy. He’s talking about clichéd lines from T.V movies and other things like that.
Nurse- I Don’t worry he’ll be fine in an hour or two. It’s just the drugs we gave him to calm him down. It’ causes the patient to attack any phrases that sound like they came out of the sort of programs or films that you talked about.
Taki- So why did you give them to him?
Nurse- Just an experiment that the doctor wanted to do.
*The nurse turns to the camera*
Nurse- Now remember kids T.V is not evil. It’s good for you and won’t warp your fragile little minds.
*They all exit leaving Ben alone on the bed muttering to himself.*
*Go to Kurt and Mikel talking in the hanger bay.*
Kurt- So this one time at pilot camp I had a massive boggy on my tail, so I did a backwards somersault, and did the sweetest passion slash you have ever seen. Cut right through him and took his insides clean out. I never knew there were so many parts in a SUKA BOT. See if I had my way we’d have bigger guns and stuff on our bots. You can never have a big enough gun. You never know what the enemy’s gonna have. The bigger the gun the more damage.
*Mikel slowly starts to get board and tries to slink away. He edges ever closer to the door with Kurt’s voice becoming a distant droning. He finally gets to the door and promptly closes it behind him. He breathes a huge sigh of relief only to then see three figures running towards him.*
Sarah- Move out of the way! We’re late!
Ling- Come on dude, move it.
Kelly- My make-up needs re-doing. We got to get to the little girls room!
*Mikel stands back and lets the girls pass. His head then follows them down the corridor. Kuja them comes up behind him and taps him on the shoulder. Mikel jumps and turns round.*
Mikel- Hey Boss. Ummm… What’s up?
Kuja- What’s up? What’s up! What do you think is up. It was you with those other pilots. That’s what was up!
Mikel Oh yeah. So why are you so upset?
Kuja- Because you went out there as a pilot not as an engineer. Who do you think you are? Mr Big shot? Mr Look at me I can do what ever the hell I want? You’re not alright. You’re my apprentice and you’re here to help me with the SUKA-BOTs. I don’t ever want to see you out there again. Do I make myself clear?
Mikel- Sure, why not. If it keeps you happy then we’re all clear.
Kuja- Oh I give up! I never even wanted you on here in the first place. Just go give the others a hand will you. The SUKAs are damaged from the battle, especially yours. Now go!
Mikel- Okay. See you later Boss.
*Mikel walks off. Kuja goes in the opposite direction.*
*Go to the bridge where Captain Taki is talking to her crew seated below her. Lean is standing to her left.*
Taki- Does anybody know where the new pilots are? They should be here by now.
Lean- I don’t know. I rang them but there was no answer. That means that they could be on their way here right now.
Taki- You think so?
Lean- Yes.
Taki- Really?
Lean-Yes.
Taki- Really ?
Lean- Yes. For the last time Yes! They could be on there way right now. Is that okay?
Taki- Yes
Lean- Really?
Taki- Yes.
Lean- Really?
Taki- Yes
Lean- Oh this is just silly. Go ask Suzie. She might know seeing as she is our communication officer. Don’t you think that is a good idea?
Taki- Yes Sir!
*With that Taki walks off to speak to Suzie. Lean smacks his head against a wall.*
Taki- So are the new pilots here yet?
Suize- Yes Captain they are onboard right now.
Taki- Well how come you didn’t notify me?
Suize- You never asked.
*With that everybody falls to the floor*
* go to Taki talking with the new pilots as they walk down a corridor*
Taki- So how come you were late?
Sarah- Well you see, Kelly needed to do her make-up but I said to just leave it. Now Kelly only listens to Ling except when we’re in battle, then she listens to me as I’m the squad leader, or at least I was until we came aboard here. Kelly likes me but never follows my advice after one unfortunate incident this one time at…
Kelly- It wasn’t all your fault, it’s just that some thing went wrong.
Ling- I don’t remember what you’re on about.
Kelly- Well that’s because you weren’t there.
Taki- So anyway I wanted to be a pilot but I couldn’t as I had poor eye sight. I became a captain instead. Don’t worry about being late, just go and meet the other pilot. He’s right through there.
*Taki points to the door that they have just stopped at.*
Taki- Oh yeah, Benji’s not there because of that incident that happened earlier this week. Don’t worry about it. He should be fine, the doctor’s drugged him up real good.
Sarah, Ling, Kelly- Is he hot?
*Looks at them with Dow eyes*
Taki- He’s just soooooooo dreamy. He’s my hero and I just know he wants me. We’re destined to be together, forever and ever. He’s my Benji, all mine.
Sarah- So I take that as a “yes”.
Taki- Sure, just don’t get too close to him, he’s all mine and he loves me, just that, he won’t admit it.
Ling- Oh right. I see. It’s one of Those relationships.
Taki- And just what is that supposed to mean?
Ling- I was just saying. I didn’t mean anything by it.
Taki- Well anyway, you girls go on in and meet Kurt. He‘s friendly enough, if not a little deprived of a few things.
Sarah- Come on then girls, let’s see how this guy compares to us then.
Kelly- Alrighty.
Ling- I really wish you would stop saying that word.
Kelly- Ok, consider it done.
*Sarah sighs*
*The scene cuts to a young girl with pink hair and very ample bosoms. She stands naked in the engineer’s locker room. She dries herself with a yellow towel. The sound of a door opening and a voice is heard.*
Kyle- Whoa!!! What do we have here then? Looks like it’s my lucky day.
*With that he is pushed over by the rest of the engineers standing behind him trying to get in through the door. The girl turns round and looks at the guys on the floor. She smiles and waves.*
Girl- Hi guys. What’s up?
*everyone on the floor just looks up at her with mouths wide open.*
Girl- My name is Aries. Aries Valentine. Pleased to meet you all. I’m the new engineer here. Hope you guys don’t mind me using the shower? I just had to get the grease out of my hair. So what’s your names?
*everyone scrambles to their feet.*
Aries- Well anyway I got to go. The Captain needs to see me. Got to run. Byeeeee.
*Aries cuts through the group of engineer and runs out naked. Kyle starts jumping up and down, pointing at the door.*
Kyle- Did you just see that? She was naked. A chick. Naked in our locker room. That’s great!
*all the guys start nodding in agreement. Aries pokes here head in to the door.*
Aries- Oh yeah. Silly me, I forgot my towel. Can one of you guys pass it too me please?
*Everyone rushes to get the towel but crash in to each other. Mikel walks in from the other enterance and casually grabs the towel. He hands it to Aries.*
Aries- Thanks. Got to get changed now, bye.
*Aries goes out of shot. Kyle and the group look at Mikel.*
Kyle- Did you see her? She was Naked! You passed her the towel and didn’t even glance at her.
Mikel- Ahhhhhhhh!!!
*Mikel runs in the direction of Aries but is too late when exit’s the room. He looks down the empty corridor. He stops short and shakes his head in disbelief*
Mikel- Baka (Japanese for “idiot”)
*Go to the bridge where Captain Taki and Vice-Captain lean are talking. The rest of the bridge crew, Sasha, Asuka and Suzie, are below, working as usual.*
Lean- So where are we going now captain?
Taki- That’s a good question Lean.
*She looks down to Asuka.*
Taki- Asuka. Where are we going?
Asuka- To outer space Captain.
Taki- Yes I know that but where to exactly?
Asuka- I’m not sure. Miss Yamana just said to head to these co-ordinates.
*Asuka points to the co-ordinates that pop up on the screen in front of her.*
Taki- I see.
*Taki looks as thoughtful as she can.*
Taki- I know, we’re going to Lunar Land. Miss Yamana must have thought that we needed a break.
Lean- No Captain, that’s the Company’s lunar headquarters. It’s this department that set this program up. They just used the one on earth as a go between. The one placed on earth had more important things to do.
Taki- Oh I see. We’re going there to find out what happened on earth?
Lean- I don’t know. You’ll have to ask Miss Yamana about this.
Taki- Ok. Now you stay here, you’re in charge until I get back. Bye girls.
Suzie- Bye Captain!
Asuka- Bye.
Sasha- *sighs* Bye Captain.
Taki- Bye Lean.
Lean- Bye Captain Taki.
Taki- Oh Lean. Don’t be so formal, you can just call me Taki. So can you guys too.
*Taki looks down to the crew.*
Asuka and Suzie - Thank you Taki.
Sasha- Ok Captain.
*Taki shrugs and leaves the bridge. She heads down a corridor and stops outside Miss Yamana’s office door. She knocks on the door. Miss Priss Yamana opens the door. Taki walks in*
Priss- So to what do I owe this pleasure Captain?
Taki- I just wanted to know why we’re going to the Company headquarters? Are we going to find out what happened when we were on earth?
Priss- That’s right Captain. We’ve got to go there and find out what happened to us. We are just a transport vessel after all. Why would anyone want to attack us? We just had to go and pick up our pilots and engineer. There was no reason to attack us, was there?
Taki- I don’t think so? Anyway, who were they?
Priss- That I don’t know. Maybe they were space pirates.
Taki- You think so?
Priss- Could have been. You never know. So anyway, we’ll be finding out what we an once we get to the lunar headquarters
Taki- Ok.
*Taki leaves through the door. A second later her head pops back through the door*
Taki- So we’re not going to Lunar Land then?
*Priss’s head drops to the table*
*Go to Elvis and his sister cooking food in time for lunch.*
Elvis- Alright girls, let’s get things moving, we only got another half hour.
Amber- Don’t worry, we’ll have it all done in time.
Bernice- You got that right.
Cynthia- Where are all the cute guys on this ship? I’ve only seen about 50 on here.
Daria- You think nearly all of them are cute.
Erica- Well I’m more interested in Miss Yamana. Now there’s a woman full of class and finesse.
Elvis- I like Steve, he’s the head of security. I wonder if he’s got any handcuffs?
Bernice- Is he the big tall one? Pretty well built, strong looking too?
Daria- I think so. He’s a little rugged for my tastes.
Cynthia- He’s cute though, in the very manly way. I bet he’s just a big softie under it all.
Amber- Shhhhh. Here they come.
Erica- And he’s with Miss Yamana. He’s so lucky.
Elvis- Quiet yous. You want them to hear us talking like this? Let’s get back to work.
*With that everyone gets back to work*
*Up on the bridge Taki arrives back from her meeting with Miss Yamana*
Asuka- So why are we going to the lunar headquarters?
Taki- We’re going to find out what happened to use on earth and why.
Lean- So that’s the plan. You’re so brilliant Captain, I mean Captain Taki, I mean…
Taki- Don’t worry Lean, everything will sort it’s self out when we get there. For now we should just relax. Take it easy and chill.
*Taki turns to Asuka*
Taki- So how long until we reach the Lunar headquarters?
Asuka- Not long now, about another half hour, give or take a few minutes.
Taki- That gives me time to take a quick bath in the sauna. Will the ship be ok on auto-pilot?
Sasha- Yes Captain, it just needs someone here to keep it company.
Taki- That’s ok. Now would any of you girls like to join me in the sauna?
Suzie- Sure, we can have a girly chat.
Asuka- Suits me fine. I need to relax anyway.
Sasha- No thank you Captain, I want to stay here with Prime.
Taki- Who’s Prime?
Sasha- The computer’s name is Prime. I want to stay here and keep him company.
Taki- That’s ok. If it keeps you happy.
Sasha- Bye Captain.
Taki- Bye.
Lean- What about me?
Taki- You can come a long if you like? You girls don’t mind do you?
Suzie- No, he’s just like one of us girls.
Asuka- Sure, I don’t mind, it’s not like we’re naked in there.
Taki- Then it’s settled then. Come on Lean.
Lean- Bye Sasha.
Sasha- Bye.
*They all exit the bridge leaving Sasha sat at the control panel.*
*Go to the cafeteria where Kurt, Sarah, Kelly and Ling are eating. They are sat down, with the three girls facing Kurt.*
Sarah- So Kurt, what was it like on your last mission?
Kurt- Ah yes, the one in which I saw off three enemy SUKAs with my Big Boom Attack. They came at me from the left, right and front. Didn’t bother me though as I knew I could take them. Went straight up and launched some bad ass, killer aggression on their hides. Fried them like bugs. (Starts laughing)
Ling- So all this happened just a few hours ago?
Kurt- No. It was a few months ago, in training for this job, not that I needed any but The Company insisted I did it.. It was a simulation mission. I got to pilot a real SUKA BOT and everything.
Kelly- So you have no idea where you were a few hours ago?
Kurt- No, but everyone keeps telling me that I was piloting a SUKA and I was involved in a dogfight defending the Nimbus. I can’t remember any of this. It makes no sense to me or anyone else. I think I got amnesia for some reason?
Ling- But how would you have got amnesia?
Kelly- Maybe they used a ray-gun on him. You know, like the ones in those cheesy movies.
Sarah- I highly doubt it. It could have been cause by stress or a server knock to the head. I take it you were belted up Kurt?
Kurt- How should I remember? I don’t know what happened but what I do know is,
*Kurt faces the audience*
Kurt- you should always wear your seat belt no matter how short the journey.
*Ling and Kelly pop their heads in to view*
Ling- There was this one time that Kelly didn’t want to wear her seatbelt when we went out for a drive.
Kelly- And we crashed in to a tree. I flew over the top of the windscreen and head first in to the trunk. It hurt.
*Sarah now pops up in front of them all*
Sarah- So remember, seatbelts save both pain and lives, wear them.
*With that she gives the V for victory sign to the audience and holds it for two seconds, while her right eye is close in a wink position. Then she turns back to join the group*
Sarah- So you remember nothing?
Kurt- Nope. Not a thing.
Ling- Well why don’t we go check the SUKA BOT you were piloting when the incident happened. I think they’re being repaired in the hanger?
Kelly- Alrighty!!!
Ling- I thought I asked you not to say that word any more?
Sarah- Oh leave her alone.
Ling- Fine.
*Ling sighs*
*They all exit the dining area and make their way down the corridor towards the hanger bay*
*Kuja, Mikel and the rest of the engineers are working on the SUKAs. Kurt, Sarah, Ling and Kelly enter. Mikel jumps up to greet them.*
Mikel- Ok team, let’s go!
*The pilots look at each other and burst out laughing. Kurt is the first one to stop laughing and the others soon follow.*
Kurt- So how’s it going?
Mikel- Not too bad.
*Mikel’s eyes drift over to the three female pilots*
Mikel- Hello ladies.
Sarah- And you are?
Mikel- I am Mikel, but you can call me whatever you want, wherever you want!
Ling- Well how about….
Kelly- Hi Mikel. I’m Kelly. This is Sarah and this is Ling.
Mikel- So, any of you girls wanna…
*Mikel turns to face Kuja*
Kuja- Mikel get your ass back here now!
Mikel- Ok, be there now. Don’t get you knickers in a twist.
Kuja- just get here will you. Quit flirting ya bum.
Mikel- Fine! If it keeps you happy.
*Mikel turns back to the pilots*
Mikel- Well I got to go now girls and guy.
Sarah- Don’t worry, we only came to speak with your boss.
Mikel- What for?
Kelly- We got to find out what happened a few hours ago.
Mikel- Well I was in my room having a quick Wha…
Ling- No we want to know what happened out there with the SUKA BOTs
Mikel- Oh I see. Go ask Kuja, he should be able to tell you.
Kurt- Ok Mikel.
*They all walk over to Kuja and leave Mikel to work on one of the SUKAs. They manage to startle Kuja a he is working.*
Kuja- What the fudge?
Kelly- Hi Kuja. This is Kurt, Ling and Sarah.
Kuja- I know I know. Now leave me alone, I’m busy.
Sarah- but we just want to ask you about what happened earlier with the SUKA BOTs.
Kuja- I don’t know nothing. The data has all been erased. They came in with nothing on them. Not a thing. You happy now?
Ling- Well no actually.
Kuja- well what do you expect me to do about it?
Sarah- Nothing much actually as there is very little you can do
*With that an announcement come over the P.A.*
Priss- We are now just two minutes away from the moon’s atmosphere. Can everyone prepared to leave the ship once we land. We will be staying there until 10:00 hours, unless further notice is given. Please enjoy your leave.
*Cuts to Priss in her office*
Priss- Like it even makes a difference.
*Go back to the hanger bay*
Kuja- Well I give up. Screw this, I’m off to get my cash and ht the bars. See if I can pick me up a nice little chick.
Ling- Not with that attitude mister. You need to refine it and learn some manners. Only then will you be able to score, I mean find a girlfriend.
Kuja- You really think so.
Kelly- Oh and a wash too.
Sarah- Maybe a shave as well. Looking a little rough for my liking?
Kuja- You think?
Kelly- I do sometimes. Other times I just go with the flow.
Kurt- That’s the best way I think.
*With that Ben bursts through the doors*
Ben- Hi guy. You’ll never believe what happened to Kurt and I out there.
*The end credits role*