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Sat 28/06/03 at 16:46
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Garlic bread rolled up to the border line, the sunshine bouncing off his new Quatro, in the passenger seat sat Drunk cow, he was slirping on his coka-cola and counting his Game a day wins

"I wish i could count" he said

In the back Fantasy Miester couldn't hold back any longer

"you fool, im am smart, you're dumb, im big you're small, I'm right your wrong!"

"Whao, steady guys, copyright laws remember?" broke in Borat.

"Yea borats right" said Phi11ip

The five stopped infront of the border line and out came the member of staff present, A mr "hedfix"

Hedfix: I'm afraid im going to have to arreset the owner of this vehicle
Garlic Bread: What? Why?
Hedfix: Because its violating the law
Garlic Bread: What do you mean?
Hedfix: Well this car is a quatro, and you've got five people in it
Garlic Bread: So?
Hedfix: Quatro means four, you have five, the laws the law
Garlic Bread: Whats thats rediculous!
Hedfix: So now i'm an idiot huh?
Garlic Bread: What i never said that?
Borat: Yea your an idiot you ponce!
Phi11ip: Thats it, no more talking to that Kyz22 fella!
Borat: But phi11ip!?
Phi11ip: I dont wanna hear it!
*Borat sulks*
Borat: I'll hurl stuff through shop windows!
Pi11ip: Your definatly not seeing him anymore
Borat: I hate you!
Hedfix: Anyway, your all under arrest
Garlic Bread: No, thats rediculous, can i speak to your supervisor?
Hedfix: Not right now no
Garlic Bread: Why not?
Hedfix: Snuggly is busy dealing with two blokes trying to get through in a fiat uno!
Garlic Bread:Idiots!
Drunk cow: Just drive Garlic Bread
Garlic Bread: Ok thelma, I mean Drunk cow!
*All scream and drive off a cliff, Harvey Kietel sprints after them*

The End
Mon 30/06/03 at 14:51
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"sweats salad dressi"
Posts: 4,599
Gad wins......1.....2.......republic of china....bah forget it


Nice little thingy to read as soon as I woke up. Thank you senior garlic
Sat 28/06/03 at 17:22
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"It's been a while.."
Posts: 4,314
heard it many a time....

still good though
Sat 28/06/03 at 16:46
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Posts: 2,731
Garlic bread rolled up to the border line, the sunshine bouncing off his new Quatro, in the passenger seat sat Drunk cow, he was slirping on his coka-cola and counting his Game a day wins

"I wish i could count" he said

In the back Fantasy Miester couldn't hold back any longer

"you fool, im am smart, you're dumb, im big you're small, I'm right your wrong!"

"Whao, steady guys, copyright laws remember?" broke in Borat.

"Yea borats right" said Phi11ip

The five stopped infront of the border line and out came the member of staff present, A mr "hedfix"

Hedfix: I'm afraid im going to have to arreset the owner of this vehicle
Garlic Bread: What? Why?
Hedfix: Because its violating the law
Garlic Bread: What do you mean?
Hedfix: Well this car is a quatro, and you've got five people in it
Garlic Bread: So?
Hedfix: Quatro means four, you have five, the laws the law
Garlic Bread: Whats thats rediculous!
Hedfix: So now i'm an idiot huh?
Garlic Bread: What i never said that?
Borat: Yea your an idiot you ponce!
Phi11ip: Thats it, no more talking to that Kyz22 fella!
Borat: But phi11ip!?
Phi11ip: I dont wanna hear it!
*Borat sulks*
Borat: I'll hurl stuff through shop windows!
Pi11ip: Your definatly not seeing him anymore
Borat: I hate you!
Hedfix: Anyway, your all under arrest
Garlic Bread: No, thats rediculous, can i speak to your supervisor?
Hedfix: Not right now no
Garlic Bread: Why not?
Hedfix: Snuggly is busy dealing with two blokes trying to get through in a fiat uno!
Garlic Bread:Idiots!
Drunk cow: Just drive Garlic Bread
Garlic Bread: Ok thelma, I mean Drunk cow!
*All scream and drive off a cliff, Harvey Kietel sprints after them*

The End

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