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I just thought of this.
this is 1 part. more to come!
Vid. Man no.28930 (Vid for short) stepped out of the front door to his un-programmed house. As he did a large number ë5í flashed green above his head.
ìOh, crap. Not again,î he muttered, and speeded up considerably.
The gaming gods, who controlled the whole existence of he world, were playing ëhit & run 3Dí again. In which, quite simply, a mad driver careered around the streets trying to kill people.
Vid gave a mental chuckle as a large woman sprinted past him. Above her head was a massive ë10,000í maniacally flashing red and orange and behind her a battered Volvo sped around the corner. Luckily it ignored him and headed straight for the woman. The driverís existence was solely for this purpose, it was his pre-programmed fate. And, being one of few animations, knew nothing about it.
The car hit the woman in the gut and bounced her up into the air, she landed and disappeared without a trace, her final animations were complete. Her number floated up into the clouds and gave a loud ìbing, bing, bing, bingî as the Volvo sped off into the distance.
He crossed the street cautiously and his number ë5í disappeared form his head.
He looked at his watch, as he did so the graphics of it suddenly improved, and so did the whole world around him. Black bars appeared at the top and bottom of the city. It was the start of a cut-scene.
A black helicopter flew over his head and he jerked into a preset animation of surprise. It circled around a tall building and the loud-speaker came on.
ìDO NOT JUMP! IT IS OKAY! YOUR LIFE IS WORTH LIVING! DO NOT JUMP!î
A small figure jumped.
The sky went black.í
ìB***ocksî. came a thundering cry from the heavens, and ëGAME OVERí flashed boldly in the pitch-black sky. ëCONTINUE?í appeared suddenly in itís place.
He was back at the start of the cut-scene and the helicopter soared over him again toward the building. This loud-speaker came on again.
ìMARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB. LITTLE LAMB. LITTLE LAMB. MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB, ITíS FLEECE WAS WHITE AS SNOW.î
ìCOME ON, MAN. THIS IS SERIOUS!î
ìSHUT UP! I DONíT CARE IF THE LITTLE MAN JUMPS.î
ìYOU DONíT MEAN THAT!î
ìYES I DO!î
ìNO YOU DON....OH CRAP. I'VE BEEN SITTING ON THE LOUD-SPEAKER BUTTONî
a small figure jumped.
the sky went black.
Once again the helicopter flew above him. The speaker didnít come on this time, instead someone climbed out of the side of the helicopter, grabbed the man and bundled him back inside the building.
Vid sighed and walked on as ìMISSION COMPLETE!î blinked above him. He waved to his identical twin 4 times and trudged onwards to work.
part2 coming soon!
FFF.
this is 1 part. more to come!
Vid. Man no.28930 (Vid for short) stepped out of the front door to his un-programmed house. As he did a large number ë5í flashed green above his head.
ìOh, crap. Not again,î he muttered, and speeded up considerably.
The gaming gods, who controlled the whole existence of he world, were playing ëhit & run 3Dí again. In which, quite simply, a mad driver careered around the streets trying to kill people.
Vid gave a mental chuckle as a large woman sprinted past him. Above her head was a massive ë10,000í maniacally flashing red and orange and behind her a battered Volvo sped around the corner. Luckily it ignored him and headed straight for the woman. The driverís existence was solely for this purpose, it was his pre-programmed fate. And, being one of few animations, knew nothing about it.
The car hit the woman in the gut and bounced her up into the air, she landed and disappeared without a trace, her final animations were complete. Her number floated up into the clouds and gave a loud ìbing, bing, bing, bingî as the Volvo sped off into the distance.
He crossed the street cautiously and his number ë5í disappeared form his head.
He looked at his watch, as he did so the graphics of it suddenly improved, and so did the whole world around him. Black bars appeared at the top and bottom of the city. It was the start of a cut-scene.
A black helicopter flew over his head and he jerked into a preset animation of surprise. It circled around a tall building and the loud-speaker came on.
ìDO NOT JUMP! IT IS OKAY! YOUR LIFE IS WORTH LIVING! DO NOT JUMP!î
A small figure jumped.
The sky went black.í
ìB***ocksî. came a thundering cry from the heavens, and ëGAME OVERí flashed boldly in the pitch-black sky. ëCONTINUE?í appeared suddenly in itís place.
He was back at the start of the cut-scene and the helicopter soared over him again toward the building. This loud-speaker came on again.
ìMARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB. LITTLE LAMB. LITTLE LAMB. MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB, ITíS FLEECE WAS WHITE AS SNOW.î
ìCOME ON, MAN. THIS IS SERIOUS!î
ìSHUT UP! I DONíT CARE IF THE LITTLE MAN JUMPS.î
ìYOU DONíT MEAN THAT!î
ìYES I DO!î
ìNO YOU DON....OH CRAP. I'VE BEEN SITTING ON THE LOUD-SPEAKER BUTTONî
a small figure jumped.
the sky went black.
Once again the helicopter flew above him. The speaker didnít come on this time, instead someone climbed out of the side of the helicopter, grabbed the man and bundled him back inside the building.
Vid sighed and walked on as ìMISSION COMPLETE!î blinked above him. He waved to his identical twin 4 times and trudged onwards to work.
part2 coming soon!
FFF.
FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> i'll probaably write another by wesnesday.
Please.Hurry.
> i'll probaably write another by wesnesday.
Please.Hurry.
i'll probaably write another by wesnesday.
Not a bad post actually. Well written.
when my brain recovers from the use of proper puntuation and grammer.
AARGHH!
AARGHH!
that was a good idea FFF i have always wondered what it would be like to be in a game and that gave me an idea
when it started i thought you were goin to talk about GTA3 instaead of hit and run 3D good post when does the rest come up
when it started i thought you were goin to talk about GTA3 instaead of hit and run 3D good post when does the rest come up
Surprisingly well written!
I just thought of this.
this is 1 part. more to come!
Vid. Man no.28930 (Vid for short) stepped out of the front door to his un-programmed house. As he did a large number ë5í flashed green above his head.
ìOh, crap. Not again,î he muttered, and speeded up considerably.
The gaming gods, who controlled the whole existence of he world, were playing ëhit & run 3Dí again. In which, quite simply, a mad driver careered around the streets trying to kill people.
Vid gave a mental chuckle as a large woman sprinted past him. Above her head was a massive ë10,000í maniacally flashing red and orange and behind her a battered Volvo sped around the corner. Luckily it ignored him and headed straight for the woman. The driverís existence was solely for this purpose, it was his pre-programmed fate. And, being one of few animations, knew nothing about it.
The car hit the woman in the gut and bounced her up into the air, she landed and disappeared without a trace, her final animations were complete. Her number floated up into the clouds and gave a loud ìbing, bing, bing, bingî as the Volvo sped off into the distance.
He crossed the street cautiously and his number ë5í disappeared form his head.
He looked at his watch, as he did so the graphics of it suddenly improved, and so did the whole world around him. Black bars appeared at the top and bottom of the city. It was the start of a cut-scene.
A black helicopter flew over his head and he jerked into a preset animation of surprise. It circled around a tall building and the loud-speaker came on.
ìDO NOT JUMP! IT IS OKAY! YOUR LIFE IS WORTH LIVING! DO NOT JUMP!î
A small figure jumped.
The sky went black.í
ìB***ocksî. came a thundering cry from the heavens, and ëGAME OVERí flashed boldly in the pitch-black sky. ëCONTINUE?í appeared suddenly in itís place.
He was back at the start of the cut-scene and the helicopter soared over him again toward the building. This loud-speaker came on again.
ìMARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB. LITTLE LAMB. LITTLE LAMB. MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB, ITíS FLEECE WAS WHITE AS SNOW.î
ìCOME ON, MAN. THIS IS SERIOUS!î
ìSHUT UP! I DONíT CARE IF THE LITTLE MAN JUMPS.î
ìYOU DONíT MEAN THAT!î
ìYES I DO!î
ìNO YOU DON....OH CRAP. I'VE BEEN SITTING ON THE LOUD-SPEAKER BUTTONî
a small figure jumped.
the sky went black.
Once again the helicopter flew above him. The speaker didnít come on this time, instead someone climbed out of the side of the helicopter, grabbed the man and bundled him back inside the building.
Vid sighed and walked on as ìMISSION COMPLETE!î blinked above him. He waved to his identical twin 4 times and trudged onwards to work.
part2 coming soon!
FFF.
this is 1 part. more to come!
Vid. Man no.28930 (Vid for short) stepped out of the front door to his un-programmed house. As he did a large number ë5í flashed green above his head.
ìOh, crap. Not again,î he muttered, and speeded up considerably.
The gaming gods, who controlled the whole existence of he world, were playing ëhit & run 3Dí again. In which, quite simply, a mad driver careered around the streets trying to kill people.
Vid gave a mental chuckle as a large woman sprinted past him. Above her head was a massive ë10,000í maniacally flashing red and orange and behind her a battered Volvo sped around the corner. Luckily it ignored him and headed straight for the woman. The driverís existence was solely for this purpose, it was his pre-programmed fate. And, being one of few animations, knew nothing about it.
The car hit the woman in the gut and bounced her up into the air, she landed and disappeared without a trace, her final animations were complete. Her number floated up into the clouds and gave a loud ìbing, bing, bing, bingî as the Volvo sped off into the distance.
He crossed the street cautiously and his number ë5í disappeared form his head.
He looked at his watch, as he did so the graphics of it suddenly improved, and so did the whole world around him. Black bars appeared at the top and bottom of the city. It was the start of a cut-scene.
A black helicopter flew over his head and he jerked into a preset animation of surprise. It circled around a tall building and the loud-speaker came on.
ìDO NOT JUMP! IT IS OKAY! YOUR LIFE IS WORTH LIVING! DO NOT JUMP!î
A small figure jumped.
The sky went black.í
ìB***ocksî. came a thundering cry from the heavens, and ëGAME OVERí flashed boldly in the pitch-black sky. ëCONTINUE?í appeared suddenly in itís place.
He was back at the start of the cut-scene and the helicopter soared over him again toward the building. This loud-speaker came on again.
ìMARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB. LITTLE LAMB. LITTLE LAMB. MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB, ITíS FLEECE WAS WHITE AS SNOW.î
ìCOME ON, MAN. THIS IS SERIOUS!î
ìSHUT UP! I DONíT CARE IF THE LITTLE MAN JUMPS.î
ìYOU DONíT MEAN THAT!î
ìYES I DO!î
ìNO YOU DON....OH CRAP. I'VE BEEN SITTING ON THE LOUD-SPEAKER BUTTONî
a small figure jumped.
the sky went black.
Once again the helicopter flew above him. The speaker didnít come on this time, instead someone climbed out of the side of the helicopter, grabbed the man and bundled him back inside the building.
Vid sighed and walked on as ìMISSION COMPLETE!î blinked above him. He waved to his identical twin 4 times and trudged onwards to work.
part2 coming soon!
FFF.