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One maths lesson, I asked a friend of mine the time.
He couldn't be bothered.
I called him "Mr Clock" (pointing out that he was the only one with a watch).
Another friend pointed out that the watch was smaller than a normal clock and changed it to "Mr Small Clock!".
"Mr Clock" got very agitated and said that atleast he had a "Clock!". We all nodded, looking at our bare wrists.
He said that at home he had a bigger "clock" than anyone else's!
We pointed out that it must've been a "grandfather clock".
Was it his dads "clock" instead, and if so, did he ever swing on it's pendulum?
His watch was digital. We had to ask why there wasn't a big hand on his "clock"!
We asked what made his "Clock" "Tick".
We asked if his "clock's" tight grip ever left him with a cramped wrist...
Ofcourse, all these stupid juvernile jokes got him all wound up (like CLOCKwork - LOL!!)
It's amazing what you can come up with with a disgusting teenage mind!
We finally asked him if he likes to look at clocks...
"Why would I want to look at clocks?" he said in an irritated voice, to which we all replied...
"TO TELL THE TIME OFCOURSE!"
He couldn't be bothered.
I called him "Mr Clock" (pointing out that he was the only one with a watch).
Another friend pointed out that the watch was smaller than a normal clock and changed it to "Mr Small Clock!".
"Mr Clock" got very agitated and said that atleast he had a "Clock!". We all nodded, looking at our bare wrists.
He said that at home he had a bigger "clock" than anyone else's!
We pointed out that it must've been a "grandfather clock".
Was it his dads "clock" instead, and if so, did he ever swing on it's pendulum?
His watch was digital. We had to ask why there wasn't a big hand on his "clock"!
We asked what made his "Clock" "Tick".
We asked if his "clock's" tight grip ever left him with a cramped wrist...
Ofcourse, all these stupid juvernile jokes got him all wound up (like CLOCKwork - LOL!!)
It's amazing what you can come up with with a disgusting teenage mind!
We finally asked him if he likes to look at clocks...
"Why would I want to look at clocks?" he said in an irritated voice, to which we all replied...
"TO TELL THE TIME OFCOURSE!"
TheMeistro wrote:
In the "future
> of gaming" forum, don't just write about a poor joke you made in a maths
> class.
Hey MrMeistrothinksheknowsitall, this happens to be the future of gaming CHAT forum, designed for fun and stupidity, and more importantly, keep this sort of stuff out of PRIME.
If you want to be a copper then first you must learn the law!
In the "future
> of gaming" forum, don't just write about a poor joke you made in a maths
> class.
Hey MrMeistrothinksheknowsitall, this happens to be the future of gaming CHAT forum, designed for fun and stupidity, and more importantly, keep this sort of stuff out of PRIME.
If you want to be a copper then first you must learn the law!
TheMeistro wrote:
> Wrong topic. You want "The joke topic". That's two doors down. And no
> abuse about my joke neither.
Nonetheless, still a decent joke!
> Wrong topic. You want "The joke topic". That's two doors down. And no
> abuse about my joke neither.
Nonetheless, still a decent joke!
There were 3 tomatoes walking down the road, a Mummy tomato, a Daddy tomato and a Baby tomato. The Baby tomato was lagging behind, so the Daddy tomato walked up and squished it with his foot, and said:
"Ketchup".
"Ketchup".
I was walking along a caterpillar one day, when a biscuit said "pah! my chumps have finally risen to their mightiest of sequels!" To this, handily I replied "Besquoth! Mine lance is stuck!" almost instantaneously, and without mints, cheese was done without excuses. The Moral? In the "future of gaming" forum, don't just write about a poor joke you made in a maths class.
now go forth and chant, my loaves, and make it resonate with all the necessary passion that goes with the job of origamiist.
now go forth and chant, my loaves, and make it resonate with all the necessary passion that goes with the job of origamiist.
Strafex wrote:
> It's amazing what you can come up with with a
> disgusting teenage mind!
Pah! You don't have to be a teenager, mate.
> It's amazing what you can come up with with a
> disgusting teenage mind!
Pah! You don't have to be a teenager, mate.
One maths lesson, I asked a friend of mine the time.
He couldn't be bothered.
I called him "Mr Clock" (pointing out that he was the only one with a watch).
Another friend pointed out that the watch was smaller than a normal clock and changed it to "Mr Small Clock!".
"Mr Clock" got very agitated and said that atleast he had a "Clock!". We all nodded, looking at our bare wrists.
He said that at home he had a bigger "clock" than anyone else's!
We pointed out that it must've been a "grandfather clock".
Was it his dads "clock" instead, and if so, did he ever swing on it's pendulum?
His watch was digital. We had to ask why there wasn't a big hand on his "clock"!
We asked what made his "Clock" "Tick".
We asked if his "clock's" tight grip ever left him with a cramped wrist...
Ofcourse, all these stupid juvernile jokes got him all wound up (like CLOCKwork - LOL!!)
It's amazing what you can come up with with a disgusting teenage mind!
We finally asked him if he likes to look at clocks...
"Why would I want to look at clocks?" he said in an irritated voice, to which we all replied...
"TO TELL THE TIME OFCOURSE!"
He couldn't be bothered.
I called him "Mr Clock" (pointing out that he was the only one with a watch).
Another friend pointed out that the watch was smaller than a normal clock and changed it to "Mr Small Clock!".
"Mr Clock" got very agitated and said that atleast he had a "Clock!". We all nodded, looking at our bare wrists.
He said that at home he had a bigger "clock" than anyone else's!
We pointed out that it must've been a "grandfather clock".
Was it his dads "clock" instead, and if so, did he ever swing on it's pendulum?
His watch was digital. We had to ask why there wasn't a big hand on his "clock"!
We asked what made his "Clock" "Tick".
We asked if his "clock's" tight grip ever left him with a cramped wrist...
Ofcourse, all these stupid juvernile jokes got him all wound up (like CLOCKwork - LOL!!)
It's amazing what you can come up with with a disgusting teenage mind!
We finally asked him if he likes to look at clocks...
"Why would I want to look at clocks?" he said in an irritated voice, to which we all replied...
"TO TELL THE TIME OFCOURSE!"