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"Death Shift"

Why do I rule?

Because out of the last four morning I've got up at 5am on three of them - Satuday, Sunday and this morning.

With little sleep and two after drinking nights and then I put in a great shift.

I think I'm killing myself, it can't be healthy.

No, because I'll get into trouble for looking.

And I'm not looking for free

I'm helpful most of the time... I honestly thought we never sold any.

SHEEPY, have you ever tried LOOKING around your shop? Big shops like that sell everything. You'll get fired if you keep messing the customers around.

Anyway, my going to college at 9:30am, going straight to work then finishing work at 9:30pm owns your crazy shifts. I was running on empty.

And that was me back out again

Just a few beers

Ah me tired

I do that too Stryke

" Do you sell birthday cards? "
" No "
*minute later*
" There in aisle 23 son "
" Yeah, great "

RoJ wrote:
> You da man!

*takes a bow*

You da man!

Stryke wrote:
> Quit it recently
> because bosses were getting angry for me lying to customers.

My boss gets angry at me for throwing food at the customers when they tell me that i didn't cook their food properly or over cooked it. stupid biggots trying to tell me how to do my job, they'll think twice before btching at me.

I hated when I had a till job at a garden centre. Quit it recently because bosses were getting angry for me lying to customers.

"Do you sell seeds?"
"No."

you are right you may be killing yourself, keep doing it...

That's the thing that annoys me about customers. They asked me where things were in the store, when in actual fact I was as clueless as they were.

"Scuse me sir, do you know if these plants flower in winter"

"Do I actually look like I know and give a shiznit?"

to quote moe syzlak :

"you go through life, and struggle to fight the urge to punch people in the face, and for what?"