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Bill Hicks
1962-1994
Dead but still relevant. Here is some of his stuff about The Gulf War and President Bush(Snr), but might as well be talking about today's world events:
"I'm so sick of arming the world and then sending troops over to destroy the ******* arms, you know what I mean? We keep arming these little countries then we go and blow the s*** out of em. We're like the bullies of the world, you know. We're like Jack Palance in the movie Shane... Throwing the pistol at the sheep herder's feet"
"Those guys were in hog heaven over there, man. They had a big weapons catalogue opened up.
(Hillbilly voices) What's G-12 do, Tommy? See, it says here it destroys everything but the fillings in their teeth, helps us pay for the war effort. Well pull that one up! Pull up G-12, please.
SHOOP.
BOOM!
Cool, what's G-13 do? Big Sears weapons catalogue. 'Weapons, for all occasions!' You know?"
"First of all, this needs to be said: there never was a war. "How can you say that Bill?" Well, a war is when two armies are fighting. So you see, right there, we can all agree. Wasn't exactly a war. "
"People ask me where I stood politically you know. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy. But that I believe he was a child of Satan here to destroy the planet Earth"
"What's funny about this. Every one of your papers says that you guys sold Iraq "machine tools"... which Iraq then converted into military equipment. I have news for you folks, a cannon is a machine tool. Your Orwellian language notwithstanding, it's a machine, it's a tool.
Our papers in the States have the same thing. We sold Iraq "farming equipment" which Iraq then "converted". How do they do this?
"Simsalabim simsalabim aa salabim sim sim sim salabim."
Wow! It was a chicken coop, it's now a nuclear reactor!"
"This war's for Aladdin." Farming equipment which they converted into military, okay, you got me I'm curious, exactly what kind of farming equipment is this? "
1962-1994
Dead but still relevant. Here is some of his stuff about The Gulf War and President Bush(Snr), but might as well be talking about today's world events:
"I'm so sick of arming the world and then sending troops over to destroy the ******* arms, you know what I mean? We keep arming these little countries then we go and blow the s*** out of em. We're like the bullies of the world, you know. We're like Jack Palance in the movie Shane... Throwing the pistol at the sheep herder's feet"
"Those guys were in hog heaven over there, man. They had a big weapons catalogue opened up.
(Hillbilly voices) What's G-12 do, Tommy? See, it says here it destroys everything but the fillings in their teeth, helps us pay for the war effort. Well pull that one up! Pull up G-12, please.
SHOOP.
BOOM!
Cool, what's G-13 do? Big Sears weapons catalogue. 'Weapons, for all occasions!' You know?"
"First of all, this needs to be said: there never was a war. "How can you say that Bill?" Well, a war is when two armies are fighting. So you see, right there, we can all agree. Wasn't exactly a war. "
"People ask me where I stood politically you know. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy. But that I believe he was a child of Satan here to destroy the planet Earth"
"What's funny about this. Every one of your papers says that you guys sold Iraq "machine tools"... which Iraq then converted into military equipment. I have news for you folks, a cannon is a machine tool. Your Orwellian language notwithstanding, it's a machine, it's a tool.
Our papers in the States have the same thing. We sold Iraq "farming equipment" which Iraq then "converted". How do they do this?
"Simsalabim simsalabim aa salabim sim sim sim salabim."
Wow! It was a chicken coop, it's now a nuclear reactor!"
"This war's for Aladdin." Farming equipment which they converted into military, okay, you got me I'm curious, exactly what kind of farming equipment is this? "
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Might read up on Bill Hicks.
Might read up on Bill Hicks.
Bill Hicks
1962-1994
Dead but still relevant. Here is some of his stuff about The Gulf War and President Bush(Snr), but might as well be talking about today's world events:
"I'm so sick of arming the world and then sending troops over to destroy the ******* arms, you know what I mean? We keep arming these little countries then we go and blow the s*** out of em. We're like the bullies of the world, you know. We're like Jack Palance in the movie Shane... Throwing the pistol at the sheep herder's feet"
"Those guys were in hog heaven over there, man. They had a big weapons catalogue opened up.
(Hillbilly voices) What's G-12 do, Tommy? See, it says here it destroys everything but the fillings in their teeth, helps us pay for the war effort. Well pull that one up! Pull up G-12, please.
SHOOP.
BOOM!
Cool, what's G-13 do? Big Sears weapons catalogue. 'Weapons, for all occasions!' You know?"
"First of all, this needs to be said: there never was a war. "How can you say that Bill?" Well, a war is when two armies are fighting. So you see, right there, we can all agree. Wasn't exactly a war. "
"People ask me where I stood politically you know. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy. But that I believe he was a child of Satan here to destroy the planet Earth"
"What's funny about this. Every one of your papers says that you guys sold Iraq "machine tools"... which Iraq then converted into military equipment. I have news for you folks, a cannon is a machine tool. Your Orwellian language notwithstanding, it's a machine, it's a tool.
Our papers in the States have the same thing. We sold Iraq "farming equipment" which Iraq then "converted". How do they do this?
"Simsalabim simsalabim aa salabim sim sim sim salabim."
Wow! It was a chicken coop, it's now a nuclear reactor!"
"This war's for Aladdin." Farming equipment which they converted into military, okay, you got me I'm curious, exactly what kind of farming equipment is this? "
1962-1994
Dead but still relevant. Here is some of his stuff about The Gulf War and President Bush(Snr), but might as well be talking about today's world events:
"I'm so sick of arming the world and then sending troops over to destroy the ******* arms, you know what I mean? We keep arming these little countries then we go and blow the s*** out of em. We're like the bullies of the world, you know. We're like Jack Palance in the movie Shane... Throwing the pistol at the sheep herder's feet"
"Those guys were in hog heaven over there, man. They had a big weapons catalogue opened up.
(Hillbilly voices) What's G-12 do, Tommy? See, it says here it destroys everything but the fillings in their teeth, helps us pay for the war effort. Well pull that one up! Pull up G-12, please.
SHOOP.
BOOM!
Cool, what's G-13 do? Big Sears weapons catalogue. 'Weapons, for all occasions!' You know?"
"First of all, this needs to be said: there never was a war. "How can you say that Bill?" Well, a war is when two armies are fighting. So you see, right there, we can all agree. Wasn't exactly a war. "
"People ask me where I stood politically you know. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy. But that I believe he was a child of Satan here to destroy the planet Earth"
"What's funny about this. Every one of your papers says that you guys sold Iraq "machine tools"... which Iraq then converted into military equipment. I have news for you folks, a cannon is a machine tool. Your Orwellian language notwithstanding, it's a machine, it's a tool.
Our papers in the States have the same thing. We sold Iraq "farming equipment" which Iraq then "converted". How do they do this?
"Simsalabim simsalabim aa salabim sim sim sim salabim."
Wow! It was a chicken coop, it's now a nuclear reactor!"
"This war's for Aladdin." Farming equipment which they converted into military, okay, you got me I'm curious, exactly what kind of farming equipment is this? "