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"ACHE...what stupid stupid things have you done??"

Don't you just hate it when you do STUPID STUPID things...

Tonight I spent most of the evening dressed smartly, representing the school as part of the sixth form council. To go with my attire i had the pretty high heeled shoes....

My boyfriend (After a day of doing jackass style camera hooligeness with his friends) Came to see me outside the school before he went home. I tottered out in my heels, kissed him goodbye ('ahhhhh') and tottered back round the main building. As he got in the car i must of been running in a daring attempt to get back on time when somehow i flew into the air, swept off my feet fell completely on my back by the caretakers office!!! ON MY FINGER!!

A neautiful shade of red clashing with my hair, I looked around...luckily no one had caught a glimps of this absurdity and I tottled off back inside after straightening out my shirt!

Laim yet amusing.


So, any stupid things that you may have done come into mind??

heh, hope he's ok

I think the fish went to heaven

The fish went to hospital?

'EWWWW'

A friend at work (used to work there anyway) Had a shall we say 'considerable intake of alchohol' at a house party. He staggered upstairs drunk, left his room a mess...stacket over a shoe into a 3 foot fish tank that completely cracked as well as his scull and satturated the floor leaking downstairs. A night in A & E probably wasn't the turn out he was expecting at 3 in the morning!!

this doesn't quite qualify as stupidity on my part, but felt like mentioning it anyway.

having the worst hangover ever, I spent an entire day emptying my stomach, and trying to muster the energy to walk to the shop (100yds away) for a drink, and some much needed painkillers. at about 4:30pm, having suffered all day, I staggered to the shop. I purchased two large milkshakes and a bumper pack of paracetamol.

I walked back to the house, sat down, got two painkillers ready, opened one of the milkshakes, and took a huge gulp.

It was like cottage cheese, must have gone off over a week ago, the vilest taste ever!

I ralphed that lot up in the sink, and couldn't face trying the other bottle of milkshake.

*grovels*

Nothing today .. :p

That's happened to me a few times too, dropping the phone in the bath while on it. Not nice. Makes a weird crackling noise, doesn't it?!

Damnit...

I was pretty damn naked one night so I couldnt just walk to the bathroom starkers...so on went the dressing gown with my mobile inside AND SOMEHOW the phone mystically jumped out of the pocket and landed in the toilet!

OOPS!

I once put my mobile on the dashboard of my car, where the speedo is and that. it rang, and I put my hand through the steering wheel. I came to a corner....

you can imagine the rest.

luckily my car and myself got away unscathed.

man I must sound a complete dumb@ss

My chain fell off while I was riding my bike this morning. I smashed my knee on my handlebar and I've got this hoooooooge green bruise now.

I can't walk on that leg, it hurts too much.