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I walk into the cinema to watch Jurassic Park 3. Buy all my popcorn and drink, and go into Screen 1 and take a seat. I'm really looking forward to this. The adverts come on. Yeah, yeah, seen them all before. Then on come the trailers. Come on, hurry up!
Ah, finally, it starts. Brilliant! It starts off pretty slow, but soon gets into it. FLASH!!! "Hey, what's happening!" "Hey why's it raining, in a cinema." "Where'd all of these trees and ferns come from." "What's going on here?" Then, I hear a rustle in the ferns on my left and then on my right, and then again in front of me. I suddenly realise that I am somehow in the film. "oh, for god's sake, first with games, now with films, this just isn't fair." Then, out of the ferns pops three raptors. At that point, I suddenly wish I had extra boxers. I stand still, and the raptors just stand there watching me, studying me. Then the two to my left and right run towards me at a blistering pace. The both jump. In a split second, I duck, and they both headbutt each other. I make a run for it, forgetting that there is still one more. Leaving a trail of poop behind me, I carry on running.
I run out of the bushs into a road. Without a second thought, I carry on running down the road. I then feel some great big thumps, again and again. RRRROOOOOAAAAARRRRR!!! I stopped and turned around. A T Rex had appeared from the trees. I stood still, realising that one movement could mean my death. His head turns towards me, stares in my direction for a few seconds and then turns back. And just when I thought that it couldn't get any worse, the three raptors jamped out in front of me. The T Rex turns and grabs one in the teeth, at which point the other two turn and attack the T Rex. Nows my chance. I quickly turn and run. Then, I stupidly trip over (after all, I am in a film). I slowly turn around. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
FLASH!!
What, I'm back in the Cinema. What? The films finished. How annoying.
Ok, I know that it isn't really the same as feeling like your in a game or something like that, but I bet loads of you have sat there and thought to yourself,"I wonder what it would be like if were in the film"?
Well, have you?
Ah, finally, it starts. Brilliant! It starts off pretty slow, but soon gets into it. FLASH!!! "Hey, what's happening!" "Hey why's it raining, in a cinema." "Where'd all of these trees and ferns come from." "What's going on here?" Then, I hear a rustle in the ferns on my left and then on my right, and then again in front of me. I suddenly realise that I am somehow in the film. "oh, for god's sake, first with games, now with films, this just isn't fair." Then, out of the ferns pops three raptors. At that point, I suddenly wish I had extra boxers. I stand still, and the raptors just stand there watching me, studying me. Then the two to my left and right run towards me at a blistering pace. The both jump. In a split second, I duck, and they both headbutt each other. I make a run for it, forgetting that there is still one more. Leaving a trail of poop behind me, I carry on running.
I run out of the bushs into a road. Without a second thought, I carry on running down the road. I then feel some great big thumps, again and again. RRRROOOOOAAAAARRRRR!!! I stopped and turned around. A T Rex had appeared from the trees. I stood still, realising that one movement could mean my death. His head turns towards me, stares in my direction for a few seconds and then turns back. And just when I thought that it couldn't get any worse, the three raptors jamped out in front of me. The T Rex turns and grabs one in the teeth, at which point the other two turn and attack the T Rex. Nows my chance. I quickly turn and run. Then, I stupidly trip over (after all, I am in a film). I slowly turn around. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
FLASH!!
What, I'm back in the Cinema. What? The films finished. How annoying.
Ok, I know that it isn't really the same as feeling like your in a game or something like that, but I bet loads of you have sat there and thought to yourself,"I wonder what it would be like if were in the film"?
Well, have you?
I've wondered what it would feel like to be in Jurassic Park 3 - embarrassment is probably the best way to express my conclusions.
I've wondered what it would feel like to be in Jurassic Park 3 - embarrassment is probably the best way to express my conclusions.
I walk into the cinema to watch Jurassic Park 3. Buy all my popcorn and drink, and go into Screen 1 and take a seat. I'm really looking forward to this. The adverts come on. Yeah, yeah, seen them all before. Then on come the trailers. Come on, hurry up!
Ah, finally, it starts. Brilliant! It starts off pretty slow, but soon gets into it. FLASH!!! "Hey, what's happening!" "Hey why's it raining, in a cinema." "Where'd all of these trees and ferns come from." "What's going on here?" Then, I hear a rustle in the ferns on my left and then on my right, and then again in front of me. I suddenly realise that I am somehow in the film. "oh, for god's sake, first with games, now with films, this just isn't fair." Then, out of the ferns pops three raptors. At that point, I suddenly wish I had extra boxers. I stand still, and the raptors just stand there watching me, studying me. Then the two to my left and right run towards me at a blistering pace. The both jump. In a split second, I duck, and they both headbutt each other. I make a run for it, forgetting that there is still one more. Leaving a trail of poop behind me, I carry on running.
I run out of the bushs into a road. Without a second thought, I carry on running down the road. I then feel some great big thumps, again and again. RRRROOOOOAAAAARRRRR!!! I stopped and turned around. A T Rex had appeared from the trees. I stood still, realising that one movement could mean my death. His head turns towards me, stares in my direction for a few seconds and then turns back. And just when I thought that it couldn't get any worse, the three raptors jamped out in front of me. The T Rex turns and grabs one in the teeth, at which point the other two turn and attack the T Rex. Nows my chance. I quickly turn and run. Then, I stupidly trip over (after all, I am in a film). I slowly turn around. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
FLASH!!
What, I'm back in the Cinema. What? The films finished. How annoying.
Ok, I know that it isn't really the same as feeling like your in a game or something like that, but I bet loads of you have sat there and thought to yourself,"I wonder what it would be like if were in the film"?
Well, have you?
Ah, finally, it starts. Brilliant! It starts off pretty slow, but soon gets into it. FLASH!!! "Hey, what's happening!" "Hey why's it raining, in a cinema." "Where'd all of these trees and ferns come from." "What's going on here?" Then, I hear a rustle in the ferns on my left and then on my right, and then again in front of me. I suddenly realise that I am somehow in the film. "oh, for god's sake, first with games, now with films, this just isn't fair." Then, out of the ferns pops three raptors. At that point, I suddenly wish I had extra boxers. I stand still, and the raptors just stand there watching me, studying me. Then the two to my left and right run towards me at a blistering pace. The both jump. In a split second, I duck, and they both headbutt each other. I make a run for it, forgetting that there is still one more. Leaving a trail of poop behind me, I carry on running.
I run out of the bushs into a road. Without a second thought, I carry on running down the road. I then feel some great big thumps, again and again. RRRROOOOOAAAAARRRRR!!! I stopped and turned around. A T Rex had appeared from the trees. I stood still, realising that one movement could mean my death. His head turns towards me, stares in my direction for a few seconds and then turns back. And just when I thought that it couldn't get any worse, the three raptors jamped out in front of me. The T Rex turns and grabs one in the teeth, at which point the other two turn and attack the T Rex. Nows my chance. I quickly turn and run. Then, I stupidly trip over (after all, I am in a film). I slowly turn around. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
FLASH!!
What, I'm back in the Cinema. What? The films finished. How annoying.
Ok, I know that it isn't really the same as feeling like your in a game or something like that, but I bet loads of you have sat there and thought to yourself,"I wonder what it would be like if were in the film"?
Well, have you?