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"Slightly rude, but very funny."

There once was a vampire called Mable,
Her periods were rather unstable,
On every full moon,
With the aid of a spoon,
She could drink herself under the table.



Just got emailed that, made me laugh my head off!

Very erm... humorous Alex! I like Chris's too!

Jimmy and Herb were walking down the road.
Herb falls down a hole.
"Is it dark down there?" Jimmy enquires.
"DOnt know. I cant see anything" Herb replies.

Rubbish- yes, but it is Pure T_W jokes (:)

not very funny.
slighty humerous perhaps.....

shaneo wrote:
> Heh! Kinda funny. For comedy's sake...

POP!!! CLASSIQUE!!!

Not clever!!

shaneo wrote:
> Heh! Kinda funny. For comedy's sake...

>POP!!! CLASSIQUE!!!

Grrrr...my phrase!! :D

RastaBillySkank wrote:
> Chris and Paul were having a beer at the neighborhood bar.

"What's the
> matter?" asked Chris of his buddy. "You look
kind of down."
>

"My wife just told me that my lovemaking is just like a
> news
bulletin."

"Why's that?"

"Because it's brief,
> unexpected and usually a disaster."

Hehehehehe :-D

Heh. I got a pop up and it re-directed me to a site from twistedhumour.com and it had a "Kill Osama Bin Laden Game". Classic stuff.

Chris and Paul were having a beer at the neighborhood bar.

"What's the matter?" asked Chris of his buddy. "You look
kind of down."

"My wife just told me that my lovemaking is just like a news
bulletin."

"Why's that?"

"Because it's brief, unexpected and usually a disaster."

Hehehehehe :-D

Heh! Kinda funny. For comedy's sake...

POP!!! CLASSIQUE!!!

LOL

Thats actually very good recylcling.....

;)

That is rather funny!!

POP!

For comedy value....