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"Kickboxing Monkey"

Yep, you heard it folks, a kickboxing monkey.

Have a look

http://www.punchbaby.com/ (space) media/gitfakt/clips/cool/monkeykicks.mpg

Lil Ginge wrote:
> those hayfever tablets have the effect of cannabis on me...no joke

How would you know young lady?

yowser.. dont want to meet that monkey in a dark corridor

...I dont


I do piriton

those hayfever tablets have the effect of cannabis on me...no joke

Claire smokes drugs

I'm seeing a monkey with a hat high up on his 'ed and a posible nicholson jacket..


ooo bless...he would have a natural 'bowl'

the townie would be monkey fodder

Borat Sagdiyev wrote:
who's gonna mug you when you have a black belt monkey with you? :D

A townie

Borat Sagdiyev wrote:

> alternatively it could be really great. who's gonna mug you when you
> have a black belt monkey with you? :D

Borat....put down the monkey slowly and walk away man... its over

I must admit, teaching a monkey martial arts is a bit risky. those things are much stronger than humans and if it's having a bad day it'd take your head off.

alternatively it could be really great. who's gonna mug you when you have a black belt monkey with you? :D

Does anybody else think it's a bit dangerous to teach a chimp how to hurt people? What if he trains other chimps, and we end up in cages Planet Of The Apes style?

"We shall no longer spank the monkey... the monkey shall spank us!"