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"Oh dear"

Following on from the marketing disaster that was "Man Milk", some Russian visitors have brought a load of products with them as examples of skincare in the Eastern Bloc.

The description of this product is:
“Facial cream for dry and normal skin types”
Fair enough, standard blurb on packaging.
The logo is a white splash thing, a bit like the Nike symbol.
Blue packaging, white copy.

Name of product?
"Spermacetoviy"

This is why I like my job.

(in ralph wiggom voice)

I like grass...

Moloko means Milk in russian and w*nk*r in Greek.

Here it means crap music. :D

EL Robin wrote:
> i like grass...

Why did I imagine you saying that in a Ralph Wiggum voice?

i like grass...

Mmm, lovely skin.

The skin on my arm is silky smooth, but with little hairs on it.

The sagacious one wrote:
> Warning on Spermacetoviy packaging "NOT TO BE USED
> INTERNALLY"

heh heh!

But it is supposed to be brilliant product for the skin laydeez!

O as with the goo that forms around cows udders!

..No one complains when your all 'silky smooth' :P

Warning on Spermacetoviy packaging "NOT TO BE USED INTERNALLY"

Just out of curiosity...

Is this product for men, women, or both?

If I recall correctly, Man Milk was for men, which made it a doubly dubious name. Not that being for women was any better, of course...

Uh huh...