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"A cunning test for you all...."

What do they administer to someone who has been bitten by a poisonous Snake?



Complete the Shakespeare quote "all that ( ) is not gold.



How do we see the Moon?

I know. It's not fair.
*pats monitor and robscelebs*

There are ways though.

Goatboy wrote:
> *scratches head at pointless thread*
>
> You need a woman.

They won't let me have one at work, it's not hygienic apparently.

phi11ip wrote:
> And do you fit into that bottom category seeing as you're always
> mocking people on the internet?
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And if read my post again (without moving the lips), the pasty virgins was an addendum.

Hey, I mock.
From 9-5 Mon to Fri with occasional 2am posts.
Other than that? Playing outside.

Fog Chat - like an episode of Cracker but with spastics

You make it sound as if you're the only one who doesn't get insulted by random people saying stuff...

And do you fit into that bottom category seeing as you're always mocking people on the internet?

*points and mocks Goatboy*

There. That'll teach you.

phi11ip wrote:
> Come on everyone, point and laugh...
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Go for it.
Because people I've never met on an internet forum mean so much to me, I'd hate to see words on a screen indicating mockery.

Especially from a bunch of pasty virgins that could be set on fire and still the world would turn.

The sagacious one wrote:
> Not many people claim that we see the Moon as it produces light

Want to hear something equally stupid?

This I SWEAR is a totally true story.

In 1996, I was on holiday with my (now ex) fiancee in Lanzarote. One night, we were sitting round the hotel pool, drinking, and talking to some of the older couples who were there.

It was a clear night, and suddenly someone noticed the moon beaming down at us. All of a sudden, one of the women from the older couples - must have been mid-to-late 50's or so - says...



...wait for it...



...you'll love this...



"I wonder if that's the same moon we see at home?"



I was taking a swig of beer at the time, and this comment made me blast it out of my nose. I made some excuse about it having gone down the wrong way, and fortunately this made it seem like I was laughing at myself, rather than her.

How many moons did she thing the Earth has?! Stoopid woman!

The sagacious one wrote:
> and claim that gold glistens instead of
> glisters.

Probably because "all that glistens is not gold" is not far away from a famous Tolkien quote.

It's like the misquoted proverb:

"Money is the root of all evil"

Wrong. Its "The love of money is the root of all evil."