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This is done for the fun of it. People go on about console wars all the time in here so I thought why not do it from a different angle, one that doesn't get used much. The big fight to end all console wars. No nothing at all to do with the consoles, specifications or the games. This is all about the three main mascots trying to be the best. Who will come out on top?
Snake, Mario and Crazy Bill (I don't know if Microsoft have a proper so called mascot so Crazy Bill is created after the Microsoft "Big Man" himself) get ready to fight and see really who is the best out there. We shall have three fights to test their abilities to the max. First up a non-physical but mental puzzle-solving task.
Round 1
Each of the three take their position on stage, each is in their own see through and sound proof booth. The first to finish all three of the puzzles in front of them will be the winner.
Puzzle 1 is a giant jigsaw, it is the face of a famous person split into 40 pieces.
Puzzle 2 is a maze where you have to guide the ball through from the middle out a hole in one side.
Puzzle 3 is a series of general knowledge questions, each wrong answer adds 10 seconds to the overall time.
The clock starts and they are off, Mario is doing very well, Crazy Bill appears to be struggling and can't quite work out exactly what he should be doing, Snake appears to be taking a logical approach and starting with the edged pieces and working his way in. After 20 seconds Mario and Snake have moved to puzzle 2, Crazy Bill is halfway through the jigsaw. The Maze proves to be a hard one for them all, in a moment of frustration Snake losses his nerve and throws the maze at the edge of the booth, that will be a 10 second penalty. Crazy Bill strangely finishes first to the amazement of the crowd. Mario isn't to far behind and Snake takes another minute. They all finish the test at the around the same time Mario and Crazy Bill at exactly the same time and Snake a few seconds later it all comes down to how many answers they get wrong.
The Referee takes centre stage "Ladies and Gentlemen, your attention please. In third place with a time of 6.33 minutes Solid snake (Large boo comes from the Sony fans in the crowd), second place goes to Mario which means our winner who also got full marks in the quiz is none other than Crazy Bill.
As the competitors make their way to the locker room a riot breaks out amongst some of the Sony and Nintendo fans, the Microsoft fans sit in their chairs typing on their laptops. Stewards and police try to stop this ruining the event and try to obtain a certain amount of peace. The Sony fans break in to the Microsoft section and start using their laptops as weapons against the Nintys. All the action and rioting is brought to a halt as the police use cattle prods and tear gas to calm things. After this people return to their seats and a lot of the main troublemakers are removed from the arena.
Next up is Round 2
In true WWF style fighting the three will battle it out in a HARDCORE match. All the lights go out and suddenly a load voice says "Its a me, its a me, its a MARIO!" Making his way to the ring accompanied by Luigi, the Italian Stallion himself Mario."
Fireworks shoot out into the air and Crazy Bill appears at the entrance ramp. "Making his way to the ring, accompanied by his head programmer, its none other than Crazyyyyyyyyy Bill!"
Finally Funky music hits and the arena goes dark, everyone watches at the ramp to await the entrance of snake," Ladies and gentlemen, Sony fans, let me introduce the one the only, Solid Snake" but nobody appears. Mario and Crazy Bill watch and wait, Suddenly Snake appears behind them from the audience with a metal pipe, he hits them both and the match gets started.
Snake sets Mario up in the corner and repeatedly SPEARS into his midsection. Takes Crazy Bill outside the ring and Throws him through one of the announce tables. Suddenly Luigi attacks him from behind with a dustbin lid. Using the free time Luigi runs into the ring and Makes Mario eat something, Looks like a mushroom. Mario then grows double the size and starts pounding away on Crazy Bill.
Snake slowly gets back to his feet and attacks Luigi, Breaking his neck like a thin twig "That will teach you to mess with the Snake". Mario turns and can't believe what he sees, he grabs Luigi and carries him backstage for medical assistance. This gives snake the upper hand, he throws Crazy Bill in the ring and with an elbow drop from the top rope causes Crazy Bill even greater pain, he then applies a deadly submission move which makes Crazy Bill tap out and gives Snake the victory.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of this match, Solid Snake"
The announcer takes the mic and informs the audience that the score is 1-1-0 with Mario on zero. He also lets the audience know that Luigi has been rushed to hospital but that Mario will take part in the final Round and dedicate his performance to his brother.
Round 3
For round 3 there would be no better way to end to competition than to have a Gladiator style Eliminator were only one can be victorious.
First of all the competitors will all leave the start platform at the same time. Have to travel across the balance beams, climb the cargo net, shoot 4 targets with the air gun, slide down the large slide into the swimming pool, swim to the end and after the end run up the travelator and through the end first to win.
All three take their marks at the start the crowd raise to their feet and await the winner. BANG and they are off all taking the balance beams with ease. Snake races up the cargo net opening up a decent lead, Mario with a severe height disadvantage finds this part tough. Crazy Bill is trying but physical activities are certainly not his strong point. Snake hits the targets with ease and is already in the pool. Crazy Bill is second into the pool but can't swim and has to get rescued by the lifeguards. Looks like it over for him. Snake gets out the pool when suddenly he falls, Mario uses this time to his advantage and swims the pool and eventually after several goes makes it up and over the travelator to take the win.
"I am the winner!, I am invincible"
So it looks like a draw. The event organiser makes his way to the mic "It appears Snake had to stop after a air gun pellet hit him in the knee, so Mario is the winner of this event which make it an overall draw. So we will have to have a final event as there can be only one winner."
Final round
I know there are lots of Ninty's, Sony fans and those who like the X-Box so there are various endings, pick the one that you fall into.
Again it is another WWF style match, A ladder match. The winner will be the one who climbs the ladder and grabs the console wars title and removes it from the hook.
The match gets started and all three are pretty tired, Mario and Crazy Bill decide to team up to take on snake, they pound away at his body and at his weak knee. After he takes a beating Mario turns on Bill and uses the ladder to inflict some serious damage. Mario sets up the ladder and begins to climb, he is moments away from the top when Snake manages to push the ladder and Mario falls to the outside and crashes through the announce table. Snake gets up and as he sets up the ladder he is cracked over the head with a steel Chair by Crazy Bill
Who then begins to climb the ladder, he is close to the top when he loses his balance and falls 15ft to the ground. (NOW CHOSE YOUR ENDING)
For Ninty's
Mario begins to slowly make his way into the ring, Crazy Bill is out cold after his fall and Snake is showing no sign of getting up, as Mario climbs the ladder Snake begins to get up. He makes is way to try prevent Mario from winning but just before he can reach the ladder a chair strikes him across the head and he falls. As Mario looks down he sees his brother Luigi with a chair covered in blood. Mario climbs and grabs the belt to become the champion and to make Nintendo the console champions.
Luigi and Mario celebrate with all the other Nintendo characters and fans, "We are the best and nobody can stop us now" They all celebrate backstage by watching a special version of pokemon just for winners.
For X-Box fans
All three are now lying on the ground badly beaten and bruised. Suddenly the head programmer rushes down and uploads a program into Crazy Bill, he jumps to his feet and gets a table into the ring, he picks Mario up and "Rock Bottoms" him through a table, he takes Snake by the hair and throws him into the turnbuckle and then choke slams him. He easily climbs the ladder and takes the belt and the win for Microsoft. The head Programmer then deletes the program entitled "Great WWF Hero's"
"The Winners and the best Console ever, Microsoft and the X-Box"
For Sony fans
As all three remain motionless suddenly a cry from the audience "Snake, Snake you can do it" Snake slowly raises to his feet and looks around "MMEEERRRRYYYLLLL" (Rocky style voice) as Crazy Bill gets up Snake sneaks up and applies the sleeper hold and Crazy Bill again becomes unconscious. Mario goes for a low blow but Snake counters the Move and ties Mario up in the ropes, he then climbs the ladder and takes the title. The ring fills with Sony fans who raise their hero and celebrate their victory.
"We are the Champions, we are the champions"
Well I hope some of you actually found this good/fun/interesting in some way. Thanks for reading.
Snake, Mario and Crazy Bill (I don't know if Microsoft have a proper so called mascot so Crazy Bill is created after the Microsoft "Big Man" himself) get ready to fight and see really who is the best out there. We shall have three fights to test their abilities to the max. First up a non-physical but mental puzzle-solving task.
Round 1
Each of the three take their position on stage, each is in their own see through and sound proof booth. The first to finish all three of the puzzles in front of them will be the winner.
Puzzle 1 is a giant jigsaw, it is the face of a famous person split into 40 pieces.
Puzzle 2 is a maze where you have to guide the ball through from the middle out a hole in one side.
Puzzle 3 is a series of general knowledge questions, each wrong answer adds 10 seconds to the overall time.
The clock starts and they are off, Mario is doing very well, Crazy Bill appears to be struggling and can't quite work out exactly what he should be doing, Snake appears to be taking a logical approach and starting with the edged pieces and working his way in. After 20 seconds Mario and Snake have moved to puzzle 2, Crazy Bill is halfway through the jigsaw. The Maze proves to be a hard one for them all, in a moment of frustration Snake losses his nerve and throws the maze at the edge of the booth, that will be a 10 second penalty. Crazy Bill strangely finishes first to the amazement of the crowd. Mario isn't to far behind and Snake takes another minute. They all finish the test at the around the same time Mario and Crazy Bill at exactly the same time and Snake a few seconds later it all comes down to how many answers they get wrong.
The Referee takes centre stage "Ladies and Gentlemen, your attention please. In third place with a time of 6.33 minutes Solid snake (Large boo comes from the Sony fans in the crowd), second place goes to Mario which means our winner who also got full marks in the quiz is none other than Crazy Bill.
As the competitors make their way to the locker room a riot breaks out amongst some of the Sony and Nintendo fans, the Microsoft fans sit in their chairs typing on their laptops. Stewards and police try to stop this ruining the event and try to obtain a certain amount of peace. The Sony fans break in to the Microsoft section and start using their laptops as weapons against the Nintys. All the action and rioting is brought to a halt as the police use cattle prods and tear gas to calm things. After this people return to their seats and a lot of the main troublemakers are removed from the arena.
Next up is Round 2
In true WWF style fighting the three will battle it out in a HARDCORE match. All the lights go out and suddenly a load voice says "Its a me, its a me, its a MARIO!" Making his way to the ring accompanied by Luigi, the Italian Stallion himself Mario."
Fireworks shoot out into the air and Crazy Bill appears at the entrance ramp. "Making his way to the ring, accompanied by his head programmer, its none other than Crazyyyyyyyyy Bill!"
Finally Funky music hits and the arena goes dark, everyone watches at the ramp to await the entrance of snake," Ladies and gentlemen, Sony fans, let me introduce the one the only, Solid Snake" but nobody appears. Mario and Crazy Bill watch and wait, Suddenly Snake appears behind them from the audience with a metal pipe, he hits them both and the match gets started.
Snake sets Mario up in the corner and repeatedly SPEARS into his midsection. Takes Crazy Bill outside the ring and Throws him through one of the announce tables. Suddenly Luigi attacks him from behind with a dustbin lid. Using the free time Luigi runs into the ring and Makes Mario eat something, Looks like a mushroom. Mario then grows double the size and starts pounding away on Crazy Bill.
Snake slowly gets back to his feet and attacks Luigi, Breaking his neck like a thin twig "That will teach you to mess with the Snake". Mario turns and can't believe what he sees, he grabs Luigi and carries him backstage for medical assistance. This gives snake the upper hand, he throws Crazy Bill in the ring and with an elbow drop from the top rope causes Crazy Bill even greater pain, he then applies a deadly submission move which makes Crazy Bill tap out and gives Snake the victory.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of this match, Solid Snake"
The announcer takes the mic and informs the audience that the score is 1-1-0 with Mario on zero. He also lets the audience know that Luigi has been rushed to hospital but that Mario will take part in the final Round and dedicate his performance to his brother.
Round 3
For round 3 there would be no better way to end to competition than to have a Gladiator style Eliminator were only one can be victorious.
First of all the competitors will all leave the start platform at the same time. Have to travel across the balance beams, climb the cargo net, shoot 4 targets with the air gun, slide down the large slide into the swimming pool, swim to the end and after the end run up the travelator and through the end first to win.
All three take their marks at the start the crowd raise to their feet and await the winner. BANG and they are off all taking the balance beams with ease. Snake races up the cargo net opening up a decent lead, Mario with a severe height disadvantage finds this part tough. Crazy Bill is trying but physical activities are certainly not his strong point. Snake hits the targets with ease and is already in the pool. Crazy Bill is second into the pool but can't swim and has to get rescued by the lifeguards. Looks like it over for him. Snake gets out the pool when suddenly he falls, Mario uses this time to his advantage and swims the pool and eventually after several goes makes it up and over the travelator to take the win.
"I am the winner!, I am invincible"
So it looks like a draw. The event organiser makes his way to the mic "It appears Snake had to stop after a air gun pellet hit him in the knee, so Mario is the winner of this event which make it an overall draw. So we will have to have a final event as there can be only one winner."
Final round
I know there are lots of Ninty's, Sony fans and those who like the X-Box so there are various endings, pick the one that you fall into.
Again it is another WWF style match, A ladder match. The winner will be the one who climbs the ladder and grabs the console wars title and removes it from the hook.
The match gets started and all three are pretty tired, Mario and Crazy Bill decide to team up to take on snake, they pound away at his body and at his weak knee. After he takes a beating Mario turns on Bill and uses the ladder to inflict some serious damage. Mario sets up the ladder and begins to climb, he is moments away from the top when Snake manages to push the ladder and Mario falls to the outside and crashes through the announce table. Snake gets up and as he sets up the ladder he is cracked over the head with a steel Chair by Crazy Bill
Who then begins to climb the ladder, he is close to the top when he loses his balance and falls 15ft to the ground. (NOW CHOSE YOUR ENDING)
For Ninty's
Mario begins to slowly make his way into the ring, Crazy Bill is out cold after his fall and Snake is showing no sign of getting up, as Mario climbs the ladder Snake begins to get up. He makes is way to try prevent Mario from winning but just before he can reach the ladder a chair strikes him across the head and he falls. As Mario looks down he sees his brother Luigi with a chair covered in blood. Mario climbs and grabs the belt to become the champion and to make Nintendo the console champions.
Luigi and Mario celebrate with all the other Nintendo characters and fans, "We are the best and nobody can stop us now" They all celebrate backstage by watching a special version of pokemon just for winners.
For X-Box fans
All three are now lying on the ground badly beaten and bruised. Suddenly the head programmer rushes down and uploads a program into Crazy Bill, he jumps to his feet and gets a table into the ring, he picks Mario up and "Rock Bottoms" him through a table, he takes Snake by the hair and throws him into the turnbuckle and then choke slams him. He easily climbs the ladder and takes the belt and the win for Microsoft. The head Programmer then deletes the program entitled "Great WWF Hero's"
"The Winners and the best Console ever, Microsoft and the X-Box"
For Sony fans
As all three remain motionless suddenly a cry from the audience "Snake, Snake you can do it" Snake slowly raises to his feet and looks around "MMEEERRRRYYYLLLL" (Rocky style voice) as Crazy Bill gets up Snake sneaks up and applies the sleeper hold and Crazy Bill again becomes unconscious. Mario goes for a low blow but Snake counters the Move and ties Mario up in the ropes, he then climbs the ladder and takes the title. The ring fills with Sony fans who raise their hero and celebrate their victory.
"We are the Champions, we are the champions"
Well I hope some of you actually found this good/fun/interesting in some way. Thanks for reading.
JCSuperStar wrote:
> Sony should have won, they deserve it
(I won't mention lithium batteries
> again!)
Stop me if I sound naive, but what are Lithium batteries? I know there's a song by Nirvana called Lithium, but that's about it.
> Sony should have won, they deserve it
(I won't mention lithium batteries
> again!)
Stop me if I sound naive, but what are Lithium batteries? I know there's a song by Nirvana called Lithium, but that's about it.
Sony should have won, they deserve it
(I won't mention lithium batteries again!)
(I won't mention lithium batteries again!)
Sony didn't win. Depends which ending you read.
As for Crazy Bill, I have no knowledge of any main characters that appear on the x-box so I decided just to create Crazy Bill.
As for Crazy Bill, I have no knowledge of any main characters that appear on the x-box so I decided just to create Crazy Bill.
Did Sony have to win? I'm not complaining but......
And what was with Crazy Bill?????
And what was with Crazy Bill?????
I would read it but I'm tired so I don't think my eyes can handle it, I'm sure it's good though.
This is done for the fun of it. People go on about console wars all the time in here so I thought why not do it from a different angle, one that doesn't get used much. The big fight to end all console wars. No nothing at all to do with the consoles, specifications or the games. This is all about the three main mascots trying to be the best. Who will come out on top?
Snake, Mario and Crazy Bill (I don't know if Microsoft have a proper so called mascot so Crazy Bill is created after the Microsoft "Big Man" himself) get ready to fight and see really who is the best out there. We shall have three fights to test their abilities to the max. First up a non-physical but mental puzzle-solving task.
Round 1
Each of the three take their position on stage, each is in their own see through and sound proof booth. The first to finish all three of the puzzles in front of them will be the winner.
Puzzle 1 is a giant jigsaw, it is the face of a famous person split into 40 pieces.
Puzzle 2 is a maze where you have to guide the ball through from the middle out a hole in one side.
Puzzle 3 is a series of general knowledge questions, each wrong answer adds 10 seconds to the overall time.
The clock starts and they are off, Mario is doing very well, Crazy Bill appears to be struggling and can't quite work out exactly what he should be doing, Snake appears to be taking a logical approach and starting with the edged pieces and working his way in. After 20 seconds Mario and Snake have moved to puzzle 2, Crazy Bill is halfway through the jigsaw. The Maze proves to be a hard one for them all, in a moment of frustration Snake losses his nerve and throws the maze at the edge of the booth, that will be a 10 second penalty. Crazy Bill strangely finishes first to the amazement of the crowd. Mario isn't to far behind and Snake takes another minute. They all finish the test at the around the same time Mario and Crazy Bill at exactly the same time and Snake a few seconds later it all comes down to how many answers they get wrong.
The Referee takes centre stage "Ladies and Gentlemen, your attention please. In third place with a time of 6.33 minutes Solid snake (Large boo comes from the Sony fans in the crowd), second place goes to Mario which means our winner who also got full marks in the quiz is none other than Crazy Bill.
As the competitors make their way to the locker room a riot breaks out amongst some of the Sony and Nintendo fans, the Microsoft fans sit in their chairs typing on their laptops. Stewards and police try to stop this ruining the event and try to obtain a certain amount of peace. The Sony fans break in to the Microsoft section and start using their laptops as weapons against the Nintys. All the action and rioting is brought to a halt as the police use cattle prods and tear gas to calm things. After this people return to their seats and a lot of the main troublemakers are removed from the arena.
Next up is Round 2
In true WWF style fighting the three will battle it out in a HARDCORE match. All the lights go out and suddenly a load voice says "Its a me, its a me, its a MARIO!" Making his way to the ring accompanied by Luigi, the Italian Stallion himself Mario."
Fireworks shoot out into the air and Crazy Bill appears at the entrance ramp. "Making his way to the ring, accompanied by his head programmer, its none other than Crazyyyyyyyyy Bill!"
Finally Funky music hits and the arena goes dark, everyone watches at the ramp to await the entrance of snake," Ladies and gentlemen, Sony fans, let me introduce the one the only, Solid Snake" but nobody appears. Mario and Crazy Bill watch and wait, Suddenly Snake appears behind them from the audience with a metal pipe, he hits them both and the match gets started.
Snake sets Mario up in the corner and repeatedly SPEARS into his midsection. Takes Crazy Bill outside the ring and Throws him through one of the announce tables. Suddenly Luigi attacks him from behind with a dustbin lid. Using the free time Luigi runs into the ring and Makes Mario eat something, Looks like a mushroom. Mario then grows double the size and starts pounding away on Crazy Bill.
Snake slowly gets back to his feet and attacks Luigi, Breaking his neck like a thin twig "That will teach you to mess with the Snake". Mario turns and can't believe what he sees, he grabs Luigi and carries him backstage for medical assistance. This gives snake the upper hand, he throws Crazy Bill in the ring and with an elbow drop from the top rope causes Crazy Bill even greater pain, he then applies a deadly submission move which makes Crazy Bill tap out and gives Snake the victory.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of this match, Solid Snake"
The announcer takes the mic and informs the audience that the score is 1-1-0 with Mario on zero. He also lets the audience know that Luigi has been rushed to hospital but that Mario will take part in the final Round and dedicate his performance to his brother.
Round 3
For round 3 there would be no better way to end to competition than to have a Gladiator style Eliminator were only one can be victorious.
First of all the competitors will all leave the start platform at the same time. Have to travel across the balance beams, climb the cargo net, shoot 4 targets with the air gun, slide down the large slide into the swimming pool, swim to the end and after the end run up the travelator and through the end first to win.
All three take their marks at the start the crowd raise to their feet and await the winner. BANG and they are off all taking the balance beams with ease. Snake races up the cargo net opening up a decent lead, Mario with a severe height disadvantage finds this part tough. Crazy Bill is trying but physical activities are certainly not his strong point. Snake hits the targets with ease and is already in the pool. Crazy Bill is second into the pool but can't swim and has to get rescued by the lifeguards. Looks like it over for him. Snake gets out the pool when suddenly he falls, Mario uses this time to his advantage and swims the pool and eventually after several goes makes it up and over the travelator to take the win.
"I am the winner!, I am invincible"
So it looks like a draw. The event organiser makes his way to the mic "It appears Snake had to stop after a air gun pellet hit him in the knee, so Mario is the winner of this event which make it an overall draw. So we will have to have a final event as there can be only one winner."
Final round
I know there are lots of Ninty's, Sony fans and those who like the X-Box so there are various endings, pick the one that you fall into.
Again it is another WWF style match, A ladder match. The winner will be the one who climbs the ladder and grabs the console wars title and removes it from the hook.
The match gets started and all three are pretty tired, Mario and Crazy Bill decide to team up to take on snake, they pound away at his body and at his weak knee. After he takes a beating Mario turns on Bill and uses the ladder to inflict some serious damage. Mario sets up the ladder and begins to climb, he is moments away from the top when Snake manages to push the ladder and Mario falls to the outside and crashes through the announce table. Snake gets up and as he sets up the ladder he is cracked over the head with a steel Chair by Crazy Bill
Who then begins to climb the ladder, he is close to the top when he loses his balance and falls 15ft to the ground. (NOW CHOSE YOUR ENDING)
For Ninty's
Mario begins to slowly make his way into the ring, Crazy Bill is out cold after his fall and Snake is showing no sign of getting up, as Mario climbs the ladder Snake begins to get up. He makes is way to try prevent Mario from winning but just before he can reach the ladder a chair strikes him across the head and he falls. As Mario looks down he sees his brother Luigi with a chair covered in blood. Mario climbs and grabs the belt to become the champion and to make Nintendo the console champions.
Luigi and Mario celebrate with all the other Nintendo characters and fans, "We are the best and nobody can stop us now" They all celebrate backstage by watching a special version of pokemon just for winners.
For X-Box fans
All three are now lying on the ground badly beaten and bruised. Suddenly the head programmer rushes down and uploads a program into Crazy Bill, he jumps to his feet and gets a table into the ring, he picks Mario up and "Rock Bottoms" him through a table, he takes Snake by the hair and throws him into the turnbuckle and then choke slams him. He easily climbs the ladder and takes the belt and the win for Microsoft. The head Programmer then deletes the program entitled "Great WWF Hero's"
"The Winners and the best Console ever, Microsoft and the X-Box"
For Sony fans
As all three remain motionless suddenly a cry from the audience "Snake, Snake you can do it" Snake slowly raises to his feet and looks around "MMEEERRRRYYYLLLL" (Rocky style voice) as Crazy Bill gets up Snake sneaks up and applies the sleeper hold and Crazy Bill again becomes unconscious. Mario goes for a low blow but Snake counters the Move and ties Mario up in the ropes, he then climbs the ladder and takes the title. The ring fills with Sony fans who raise their hero and celebrate their victory.
"We are the Champions, we are the champions"
Well I hope some of you actually found this good/fun/interesting in some way. Thanks for reading.
Snake, Mario and Crazy Bill (I don't know if Microsoft have a proper so called mascot so Crazy Bill is created after the Microsoft "Big Man" himself) get ready to fight and see really who is the best out there. We shall have three fights to test their abilities to the max. First up a non-physical but mental puzzle-solving task.
Round 1
Each of the three take their position on stage, each is in their own see through and sound proof booth. The first to finish all three of the puzzles in front of them will be the winner.
Puzzle 1 is a giant jigsaw, it is the face of a famous person split into 40 pieces.
Puzzle 2 is a maze where you have to guide the ball through from the middle out a hole in one side.
Puzzle 3 is a series of general knowledge questions, each wrong answer adds 10 seconds to the overall time.
The clock starts and they are off, Mario is doing very well, Crazy Bill appears to be struggling and can't quite work out exactly what he should be doing, Snake appears to be taking a logical approach and starting with the edged pieces and working his way in. After 20 seconds Mario and Snake have moved to puzzle 2, Crazy Bill is halfway through the jigsaw. The Maze proves to be a hard one for them all, in a moment of frustration Snake losses his nerve and throws the maze at the edge of the booth, that will be a 10 second penalty. Crazy Bill strangely finishes first to the amazement of the crowd. Mario isn't to far behind and Snake takes another minute. They all finish the test at the around the same time Mario and Crazy Bill at exactly the same time and Snake a few seconds later it all comes down to how many answers they get wrong.
The Referee takes centre stage "Ladies and Gentlemen, your attention please. In third place with a time of 6.33 minutes Solid snake (Large boo comes from the Sony fans in the crowd), second place goes to Mario which means our winner who also got full marks in the quiz is none other than Crazy Bill.
As the competitors make their way to the locker room a riot breaks out amongst some of the Sony and Nintendo fans, the Microsoft fans sit in their chairs typing on their laptops. Stewards and police try to stop this ruining the event and try to obtain a certain amount of peace. The Sony fans break in to the Microsoft section and start using their laptops as weapons against the Nintys. All the action and rioting is brought to a halt as the police use cattle prods and tear gas to calm things. After this people return to their seats and a lot of the main troublemakers are removed from the arena.
Next up is Round 2
In true WWF style fighting the three will battle it out in a HARDCORE match. All the lights go out and suddenly a load voice says "Its a me, its a me, its a MARIO!" Making his way to the ring accompanied by Luigi, the Italian Stallion himself Mario."
Fireworks shoot out into the air and Crazy Bill appears at the entrance ramp. "Making his way to the ring, accompanied by his head programmer, its none other than Crazyyyyyyyyy Bill!"
Finally Funky music hits and the arena goes dark, everyone watches at the ramp to await the entrance of snake," Ladies and gentlemen, Sony fans, let me introduce the one the only, Solid Snake" but nobody appears. Mario and Crazy Bill watch and wait, Suddenly Snake appears behind them from the audience with a metal pipe, he hits them both and the match gets started.
Snake sets Mario up in the corner and repeatedly SPEARS into his midsection. Takes Crazy Bill outside the ring and Throws him through one of the announce tables. Suddenly Luigi attacks him from behind with a dustbin lid. Using the free time Luigi runs into the ring and Makes Mario eat something, Looks like a mushroom. Mario then grows double the size and starts pounding away on Crazy Bill.
Snake slowly gets back to his feet and attacks Luigi, Breaking his neck like a thin twig "That will teach you to mess with the Snake". Mario turns and can't believe what he sees, he grabs Luigi and carries him backstage for medical assistance. This gives snake the upper hand, he throws Crazy Bill in the ring and with an elbow drop from the top rope causes Crazy Bill even greater pain, he then applies a deadly submission move which makes Crazy Bill tap out and gives Snake the victory.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of this match, Solid Snake"
The announcer takes the mic and informs the audience that the score is 1-1-0 with Mario on zero. He also lets the audience know that Luigi has been rushed to hospital but that Mario will take part in the final Round and dedicate his performance to his brother.
Round 3
For round 3 there would be no better way to end to competition than to have a Gladiator style Eliminator were only one can be victorious.
First of all the competitors will all leave the start platform at the same time. Have to travel across the balance beams, climb the cargo net, shoot 4 targets with the air gun, slide down the large slide into the swimming pool, swim to the end and after the end run up the travelator and through the end first to win.
All three take their marks at the start the crowd raise to their feet and await the winner. BANG and they are off all taking the balance beams with ease. Snake races up the cargo net opening up a decent lead, Mario with a severe height disadvantage finds this part tough. Crazy Bill is trying but physical activities are certainly not his strong point. Snake hits the targets with ease and is already in the pool. Crazy Bill is second into the pool but can't swim and has to get rescued by the lifeguards. Looks like it over for him. Snake gets out the pool when suddenly he falls, Mario uses this time to his advantage and swims the pool and eventually after several goes makes it up and over the travelator to take the win.
"I am the winner!, I am invincible"
So it looks like a draw. The event organiser makes his way to the mic "It appears Snake had to stop after a air gun pellet hit him in the knee, so Mario is the winner of this event which make it an overall draw. So we will have to have a final event as there can be only one winner."
Final round
I know there are lots of Ninty's, Sony fans and those who like the X-Box so there are various endings, pick the one that you fall into.
Again it is another WWF style match, A ladder match. The winner will be the one who climbs the ladder and grabs the console wars title and removes it from the hook.
The match gets started and all three are pretty tired, Mario and Crazy Bill decide to team up to take on snake, they pound away at his body and at his weak knee. After he takes a beating Mario turns on Bill and uses the ladder to inflict some serious damage. Mario sets up the ladder and begins to climb, he is moments away from the top when Snake manages to push the ladder and Mario falls to the outside and crashes through the announce table. Snake gets up and as he sets up the ladder he is cracked over the head with a steel Chair by Crazy Bill
Who then begins to climb the ladder, he is close to the top when he loses his balance and falls 15ft to the ground. (NOW CHOSE YOUR ENDING)
For Ninty's
Mario begins to slowly make his way into the ring, Crazy Bill is out cold after his fall and Snake is showing no sign of getting up, as Mario climbs the ladder Snake begins to get up. He makes is way to try prevent Mario from winning but just before he can reach the ladder a chair strikes him across the head and he falls. As Mario looks down he sees his brother Luigi with a chair covered in blood. Mario climbs and grabs the belt to become the champion and to make Nintendo the console champions.
Luigi and Mario celebrate with all the other Nintendo characters and fans, "We are the best and nobody can stop us now" They all celebrate backstage by watching a special version of pokemon just for winners.
For X-Box fans
All three are now lying on the ground badly beaten and bruised. Suddenly the head programmer rushes down and uploads a program into Crazy Bill, he jumps to his feet and gets a table into the ring, he picks Mario up and "Rock Bottoms" him through a table, he takes Snake by the hair and throws him into the turnbuckle and then choke slams him. He easily climbs the ladder and takes the belt and the win for Microsoft. The head Programmer then deletes the program entitled "Great WWF Hero's"
"The Winners and the best Console ever, Microsoft and the X-Box"
For Sony fans
As all three remain motionless suddenly a cry from the audience "Snake, Snake you can do it" Snake slowly raises to his feet and looks around "MMEEERRRRYYYLLLL" (Rocky style voice) as Crazy Bill gets up Snake sneaks up and applies the sleeper hold and Crazy Bill again becomes unconscious. Mario goes for a low blow but Snake counters the Move and ties Mario up in the ropes, he then climbs the ladder and takes the title. The ring fills with Sony fans who raise their hero and celebrate their victory.
"We are the Champions, we are the champions"
Well I hope some of you actually found this good/fun/interesting in some way. Thanks for reading.