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Welcome to Special reserve!
First of all let me tell you to say good bye to life as you know it,for things are going to change.Now that your here,there is no return,there is no going back,your here to stay.
Its now time for our tour.Please keep your head, arms,and legs inside the bus and do not feed the animals.
any questions?
no then lets begin.
if you look out to your left you will see the fog tree,at the moment its only got 2 branches but i think we will be seeing more in the future.the fog tree is a place where people from all walks of like can joing up and argue.your welcome if you like sony,nintendo,sega and if you like microsoft xbox you can join up with the other 2 or 3 xbox fans.
next to the fog tree is the warzone.many battles have been thaught out here,over which is the best console,so far theres only been one defeat and that was everyone vs sega.
all though console wars may seem fun at first,they soon grow repetitive and boring.
quickly look out your left.theres tony counting his money,he does it everyday.he counts up the money and then fills that swimming pool next to him with it.if you want to stay at sr DONT ask if you can swim in there,you dont want to know what happens, ive seen it before and its not pretty
for the next 10 miles is mobs of complaining gad loosers, who cant take that there review,cheat sumission or message wasnt the best of the day.if you reach under your seat,you will find a sniper riffel.pick it up,aim and take out as many of these moaners as you can.theres no room in sr for people like that.
out you left is the news centre.this is where the famous news monkey is based.24 hours a day, 7 days a week, the news monkey is at work,getting news in from around the world and posting it on the site.he cant talk,but man,can that monkey type.know one really knows how the monkey got here,we came on one day and there he was.some people say that the sr staff found him while on holiday in africa,then took him in as their own and raised it into the monkey you see today.others will tell you that he was left by aliens whilst others believe its just a man in a monkey suit.if you get the time to talk to the monkey be careful what you say,one user or should i say x-user informed the news monkey of a spelling mistake,and he hasnt been seen since.
on your right is the special reserve stock room.this as you can guess is where sr keep their stock,and anything else they dont want the public eye to see,but thats a whole different story.the only uses who are allowed in this room are the gad and fad winners.they are let in for exactly 90 minuits,if there not out in time,the doors will close and they become the property of sr,and can be sold of as collectables,novelty items,gaming accesories or just slaves.
that big building next to the stock room is the sr towers.inside is where the brains of sr are based.all the staffs offices are situated on the first floor,the second,thrid,and fourth floor are the gaming rooms and the 5th is the movie room.
we are now passing the sr court room.you will become very familiar with this place if you deside to copy reviews, spam, use bad or offensive language or if you are a nintendo fan. you may even be called upon from time to time for jury duty.if you are sent here,first you will get a warning,then if you brake the laws of sr again you will be banned.
We have now reached the end of our tour.each of you will be given a map to the prime loacations and to your new home forums when you step of the bus.
but before you go here are some more places you may like to visit:
the sony forum: if your a fan of sony, PSone or PS2 this is the place for you to chat about sony and how much you hate other consoles.if your a nintendo fan you may like to brake into this forum and start saying how much you hate sony,but be warned the odds of you surving in there are slim to none.
the nintendo forum: here the few of us who for some strange reasen like nintendo can cahat about the N64,gameboy and gamecube aswel as planning break ins to the sony forum and thinking up stupid names for the playstation, like graystation and gaystation cause we know how much nintendo fans like to do that,dont we.
Customer service: do you want some help,want to complain about not winning a game,or try to get someone banned? if so this is the place for you.you can also come here to express ideas or complement sr.
its almost time to go,we have one last thing to do,say the SR oath,repeat after me:
I promise to post at sr on a regular bases.
to never copy a review and pass it as my own.
to buy from sr when ever I have money.
to not moan and complain when I dont win gad.
to be nice to and respect each and every user,
except nintendo fans.
to vote for sr whenever they are up for awards.
and to always stay loyal and true to sr.
good,now its time for you to go and start your new life here at sr.please take your map and go,if you have any furher questions,dont ask me,go to customer service.
thank you for joining us,and enjoy your stay.
CDouch
First of all let me tell you to say good bye to life as you know it,for things are going to change.Now that your here,there is no return,there is no going back,your here to stay.
Its now time for our tour.Please keep your head, arms,and legs inside the bus and do not feed the animals.
any questions?
no then lets begin.
if you look out to your left you will see the fog tree,at the moment its only got 2 branches but i think we will be seeing more in the future.the fog tree is a place where people from all walks of like can joing up and argue.your welcome if you like sony,nintendo,sega and if you like microsoft xbox you can join up with the other 2 or 3 xbox fans.
next to the fog tree is the warzone.many battles have been thaught out here,over which is the best console,so far theres only been one defeat and that was everyone vs sega.
all though console wars may seem fun at first,they soon grow repetitive and boring.
quickly look out your left.theres tony counting his money,he does it everyday.he counts up the money and then fills that swimming pool next to him with it.if you want to stay at sr DONT ask if you can swim in there,you dont want to know what happens, ive seen it before and its not pretty
for the next 10 miles is mobs of complaining gad loosers, who cant take that there review,cheat sumission or message wasnt the best of the day.if you reach under your seat,you will find a sniper riffel.pick it up,aim and take out as many of these moaners as you can.theres no room in sr for people like that.
out you left is the news centre.this is where the famous news monkey is based.24 hours a day, 7 days a week, the news monkey is at work,getting news in from around the world and posting it on the site.he cant talk,but man,can that monkey type.know one really knows how the monkey got here,we came on one day and there he was.some people say that the sr staff found him while on holiday in africa,then took him in as their own and raised it into the monkey you see today.others will tell you that he was left by aliens whilst others believe its just a man in a monkey suit.if you get the time to talk to the monkey be careful what you say,one user or should i say x-user informed the news monkey of a spelling mistake,and he hasnt been seen since.
on your right is the special reserve stock room.this as you can guess is where sr keep their stock,and anything else they dont want the public eye to see,but thats a whole different story.the only uses who are allowed in this room are the gad and fad winners.they are let in for exactly 90 minuits,if there not out in time,the doors will close and they become the property of sr,and can be sold of as collectables,novelty items,gaming accesories or just slaves.
that big building next to the stock room is the sr towers.inside is where the brains of sr are based.all the staffs offices are situated on the first floor,the second,thrid,and fourth floor are the gaming rooms and the 5th is the movie room.
we are now passing the sr court room.you will become very familiar with this place if you deside to copy reviews, spam, use bad or offensive language or if you are a nintendo fan. you may even be called upon from time to time for jury duty.if you are sent here,first you will get a warning,then if you brake the laws of sr again you will be banned.
We have now reached the end of our tour.each of you will be given a map to the prime loacations and to your new home forums when you step of the bus.
but before you go here are some more places you may like to visit:
the sony forum: if your a fan of sony, PSone or PS2 this is the place for you to chat about sony and how much you hate other consoles.if your a nintendo fan you may like to brake into this forum and start saying how much you hate sony,but be warned the odds of you surving in there are slim to none.
the nintendo forum: here the few of us who for some strange reasen like nintendo can cahat about the N64,gameboy and gamecube aswel as planning break ins to the sony forum and thinking up stupid names for the playstation, like graystation and gaystation cause we know how much nintendo fans like to do that,dont we.
Customer service: do you want some help,want to complain about not winning a game,or try to get someone banned? if so this is the place for you.you can also come here to express ideas or complement sr.
its almost time to go,we have one last thing to do,say the SR oath,repeat after me:
I promise to post at sr on a regular bases.
to never copy a review and pass it as my own.
to buy from sr when ever I have money.
to not moan and complain when I dont win gad.
to be nice to and respect each and every user,
except nintendo fans.
to vote for sr whenever they are up for awards.
and to always stay loyal and true to sr.
good,now its time for you to go and start your new life here at sr.please take your map and go,if you have any furher questions,dont ask me,go to customer service.
thank you for joining us,and enjoy your stay.
CDouch
John.J wrote:
> Why are you sorry?
He's sorry for spelling tony without a capital T.
> Why are you sorry?
He's sorry for spelling tony without a capital T.
Bow down and say your sorry!!
:D
:D
Why are you sorry?
oops sorry sr, i didnt mean to report this post,i was just clicking the button to see what it did,as i only just noticed it.then i pushed enter thinking it would close it,and instead it reported it.
Welcome to Special reserve!
First of all let me tell you to say good bye to life as you know it,for things are going to change.Now that your here,there is no return,there is no going back,your here to stay.
Its now time for our tour.Please keep your head, arms,and legs inside the bus and do not feed the animals.
any questions?
no then lets begin.
if you look out to your left you will see the fog tree,at the moment its only got 2 branches but i think we will be seeing more in the future.the fog tree is a place where people from all walks of like can joing up and argue.your welcome if you like sony,nintendo,sega and if you like microsoft xbox you can join up with the other 2 or 3 xbox fans.
next to the fog tree is the warzone.many battles have been thaught out here,over which is the best console,so far theres only been one defeat and that was everyone vs sega.
all though console wars may seem fun at first,they soon grow repetitive and boring.
quickly look out your left.theres tony counting his money,he does it everyday.he counts up the money and then fills that swimming pool next to him with it.if you want to stay at sr DONT ask if you can swim in there,you dont want to know what happens, ive seen it before and its not pretty
for the next 10 miles is mobs of complaining gad loosers, who cant take that there review,cheat sumission or message wasnt the best of the day.if you reach under your seat,you will find a sniper riffel.pick it up,aim and take out as many of these moaners as you can.theres no room in sr for people like that.
out you left is the news centre.this is where the famous news monkey is based.24 hours a day, 7 days a week, the news monkey is at work,getting news in from around the world and posting it on the site.he cant talk,but man,can that monkey type.know one really knows how the monkey got here,we came on one day and there he was.some people say that the sr staff found him while on holiday in africa,then took him in as their own and raised it into the monkey you see today.others will tell you that he was left by aliens whilst others believe its just a man in a monkey suit.if you get the time to talk to the monkey be careful what you say,one user or should i say x-user informed the news monkey of a spelling mistake,and he hasnt been seen since.
on your right is the special reserve stock room.this as you can guess is where sr keep their stock,and anything else they dont want the public eye to see,but thats a whole different story.the only uses who are allowed in this room are the gad and fad winners.they are let in for exactly 90 minuits,if there not out in time,the doors will close and they become the property of sr,and can be sold of as collectables,novelty items,gaming accesories or just slaves.
that big building next to the stock room is the sr towers.inside is where the brains of sr are based.all the staffs offices are situated on the first floor,the second,thrid,and fourth floor are the gaming rooms and the 5th is the movie room.
we are now passing the sr court room.you will become very familiar with this place if you deside to copy reviews, spam, use bad or offensive language or if you are a nintendo fan. you may even be called upon from time to time for jury duty.if you are sent here,first you will get a warning,then if you brake the laws of sr again you will be banned.
We have now reached the end of our tour.each of you will be given a map to the prime loacations and to your new home forums when you step of the bus.
but before you go here are some more places you may like to visit:
the sony forum: if your a fan of sony, PSone or PS2 this is the place for you to chat about sony and how much you hate other consoles.if your a nintendo fan you may like to brake into this forum and start saying how much you hate sony,but be warned the odds of you surving in there are slim to none.
the nintendo forum: here the few of us who for some strange reasen like nintendo can cahat about the N64,gameboy and gamecube aswel as planning break ins to the sony forum and thinking up stupid names for the playstation, like graystation and gaystation cause we know how much nintendo fans like to do that,dont we.
Customer service: do you want some help,want to complain about not winning a game,or try to get someone banned? if so this is the place for you.you can also come here to express ideas or complement sr.
its almost time to go,we have one last thing to do,say the SR oath,repeat after me:
I promise to post at sr on a regular bases.
to never copy a review and pass it as my own.
to buy from sr when ever I have money.
to not moan and complain when I dont win gad.
to be nice to and respect each and every user,
except nintendo fans.
to vote for sr whenever they are up for awards.
and to always stay loyal and true to sr.
good,now its time for you to go and start your new life here at sr.please take your map and go,if you have any furher questions,dont ask me,go to customer service.
thank you for joining us,and enjoy your stay.
CDouch
First of all let me tell you to say good bye to life as you know it,for things are going to change.Now that your here,there is no return,there is no going back,your here to stay.
Its now time for our tour.Please keep your head, arms,and legs inside the bus and do not feed the animals.
any questions?
no then lets begin.
if you look out to your left you will see the fog tree,at the moment its only got 2 branches but i think we will be seeing more in the future.the fog tree is a place where people from all walks of like can joing up and argue.your welcome if you like sony,nintendo,sega and if you like microsoft xbox you can join up with the other 2 or 3 xbox fans.
next to the fog tree is the warzone.many battles have been thaught out here,over which is the best console,so far theres only been one defeat and that was everyone vs sega.
all though console wars may seem fun at first,they soon grow repetitive and boring.
quickly look out your left.theres tony counting his money,he does it everyday.he counts up the money and then fills that swimming pool next to him with it.if you want to stay at sr DONT ask if you can swim in there,you dont want to know what happens, ive seen it before and its not pretty
for the next 10 miles is mobs of complaining gad loosers, who cant take that there review,cheat sumission or message wasnt the best of the day.if you reach under your seat,you will find a sniper riffel.pick it up,aim and take out as many of these moaners as you can.theres no room in sr for people like that.
out you left is the news centre.this is where the famous news monkey is based.24 hours a day, 7 days a week, the news monkey is at work,getting news in from around the world and posting it on the site.he cant talk,but man,can that monkey type.know one really knows how the monkey got here,we came on one day and there he was.some people say that the sr staff found him while on holiday in africa,then took him in as their own and raised it into the monkey you see today.others will tell you that he was left by aliens whilst others believe its just a man in a monkey suit.if you get the time to talk to the monkey be careful what you say,one user or should i say x-user informed the news monkey of a spelling mistake,and he hasnt been seen since.
on your right is the special reserve stock room.this as you can guess is where sr keep their stock,and anything else they dont want the public eye to see,but thats a whole different story.the only uses who are allowed in this room are the gad and fad winners.they are let in for exactly 90 minuits,if there not out in time,the doors will close and they become the property of sr,and can be sold of as collectables,novelty items,gaming accesories or just slaves.
that big building next to the stock room is the sr towers.inside is where the brains of sr are based.all the staffs offices are situated on the first floor,the second,thrid,and fourth floor are the gaming rooms and the 5th is the movie room.
we are now passing the sr court room.you will become very familiar with this place if you deside to copy reviews, spam, use bad or offensive language or if you are a nintendo fan. you may even be called upon from time to time for jury duty.if you are sent here,first you will get a warning,then if you brake the laws of sr again you will be banned.
We have now reached the end of our tour.each of you will be given a map to the prime loacations and to your new home forums when you step of the bus.
but before you go here are some more places you may like to visit:
the sony forum: if your a fan of sony, PSone or PS2 this is the place for you to chat about sony and how much you hate other consoles.if your a nintendo fan you may like to brake into this forum and start saying how much you hate sony,but be warned the odds of you surving in there are slim to none.
the nintendo forum: here the few of us who for some strange reasen like nintendo can cahat about the N64,gameboy and gamecube aswel as planning break ins to the sony forum and thinking up stupid names for the playstation, like graystation and gaystation cause we know how much nintendo fans like to do that,dont we.
Customer service: do you want some help,want to complain about not winning a game,or try to get someone banned? if so this is the place for you.you can also come here to express ideas or complement sr.
its almost time to go,we have one last thing to do,say the SR oath,repeat after me:
I promise to post at sr on a regular bases.
to never copy a review and pass it as my own.
to buy from sr when ever I have money.
to not moan and complain when I dont win gad.
to be nice to and respect each and every user,
except nintendo fans.
to vote for sr whenever they are up for awards.
and to always stay loyal and true to sr.
good,now its time for you to go and start your new life here at sr.please take your map and go,if you have any furher questions,dont ask me,go to customer service.
thank you for joining us,and enjoy your stay.
CDouch