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Tue 02/10/01 at 12:23
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Right, Matthew Kelly is introduces Stars in their eyes, and the first guest arrives. He runs on to meet Matthew Kelly.

Matthew asks him to introduce himself and tell something about himself.

So he does, ' My name's Simon, i am aged 38 and i live with my mum.'

Matthew Kelly says, ' sorry to ask Simon but there is something strange about you! It looks like you are wearing someone else's arms and legs.'

Simon answers, ' it is a sorry story, would you like me to tell you all?'

Matthew Kelly says, ' only if you want to.'

Simon starts to tell the story. ' Well my Uncle was involved in a landmine accident and all that was left of him was his arms and legs. Well a couple of days later i was involved in a Car accident and i lost both my arms and legs. The doctors knew that my Uncle was a perfect DNA match for me and so they sewed my Uncle's arms and legs on me.'

Matthew Kelly offers his sympathy and told him that was an awful story.

So Matthew Kelly tries to carry on with the show, and asks Simon who he is going to be?

Simon answers, ' Tonight Matthew i am going to be Simon and Half-Uncle!'

Ha Ha.
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Tue 02/10/01 at 12:23
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Right, Matthew Kelly is introduces Stars in their eyes, and the first guest arrives. He runs on to meet Matthew Kelly.

Matthew asks him to introduce himself and tell something about himself.

So he does, ' My name's Simon, i am aged 38 and i live with my mum.'

Matthew Kelly says, ' sorry to ask Simon but there is something strange about you! It looks like you are wearing someone else's arms and legs.'

Simon answers, ' it is a sorry story, would you like me to tell you all?'

Matthew Kelly says, ' only if you want to.'

Simon starts to tell the story. ' Well my Uncle was involved in a landmine accident and all that was left of him was his arms and legs. Well a couple of days later i was involved in a Car accident and i lost both my arms and legs. The doctors knew that my Uncle was a perfect DNA match for me and so they sewed my Uncle's arms and legs on me.'

Matthew Kelly offers his sympathy and told him that was an awful story.

So Matthew Kelly tries to carry on with the show, and asks Simon who he is going to be?

Simon answers, ' Tonight Matthew i am going to be Simon and Half-Uncle!'

Ha Ha.

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