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"Shut your Face!"

However much I like little kids making up silly insults like the one in the title I can't help but wonder what they mean.

does anyone else know anymore? keep it clean.

That's not the end of it, man. I told my best mate about it and it's now spread right across the Sixth Form. Truly, it is the King of Insults - and this is the thanks I get. "Bad idea", indeed.

Bodgemeister wrote:
> 'poo-bum-willy-face'.

this topic was obviously a bad idea.

"you're not coming to my party now"
and
'you'll not get a christmas card from me"


NOOOOOOOO!
it's the end of my life.

For one reason or the other, my brother and I will every so often mimic the conversation of 8-year olds for the sheer hell of it. This has led to some seriously funny insults - just bear in mind that we're both being ironic and don't seriously think this stuff is witty.

I remember once he called me a 'poo', and I said he had a 'poo bum'. He then called me a 'willy', so I said he had a 'willy face'. He then proceeded to combine the two to create 'poo-bum-willy-face'. You can even vary it to 'poo-bum-willy-head', both of which, I think you'll agree, rank among the top 10 ultimate insults.

Say that to an 8-year old and you're guaranteed to get a deft punching where no man should be punched. As for me and my brother - we just crack up when anyone says it, because we both know it's just so stupid that if any kid were actually to say it to us, we'd burst out laughing.

i agree poo head;)

My face is closed for lunch, perhaps.

Hmmm... anything with "off" at the end usually makes little sense.

However much I like little kids making up silly insults like the one in the title I can't help but wonder what they mean.

does anyone else know anymore? keep it clean.