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Enjoy! Dunno what you will think but i look forward to being insulted.
*sarcasm*
You know youíre a nerd whenÖ
1. You have more than 5 star wars or star trek posters.
2. In life, if you make a mess of something you try to find the ëundoí button.
3. You know how your computer works and how to fix it when it stops working.
4. You are ìAt one with the forceî
5. You try saying word like ìlolî ìGTGî and ìBrbî in normal conversation.
6. You have 6+ email accounts with many different services.
7. You believe that ìLiz2001ukî is really blonde, good looking and slim.
8. You spend you free time at school in the computer room.
9. You organize you dirty pictures.
10. You believe ìWeatherî is something that happens to other people.
11. You refer to hacking as gathering of information.
12. You have more friends online than you do in real life.
13. You stay up until 6am talking to someone in another country.
14. You have msn, yahoo and AOL instant messengers.
15. You have up dated virus checking programs.
16. Instead of using the paper and pen next to you, you open notepad and jot there.
17. For you a world event is a bad virus.
18. You donít know who Tony Blair is or what his job is.
19. You only know what the date is by using the ìwindowsî date method, ie Itís the 32nd of win 98 or itís the 1st of win 2000.
20. When someone says their cat brought in a mouse you ask where did it find the computer?
21. You bedroom uses more electricity than your entire street.
22. There are more than 4 computers in your house at any one time.
23. You use a computer for every bit of work you get.
24. You know the first name of the man who runs the computer shop.
25. You play Pokemon.
26. You watch old episodes of Clangers and enjoy them.
27. You spend you free time hacking into the BBC website and sticking dirty pictures up on it.
28. You have all the original star trek episodes on DVD
Thatís all I can thing of at the moment.
To be a proper nerd you must be able to say yes or true to the above.
Hope you enjoyed reading.
BTW I am not a nerd I just made all that up cos I was bored.
*sarcasm*
You know youíre a nerd whenÖ
1. You have more than 5 star wars or star trek posters.
2. In life, if you make a mess of something you try to find the ëundoí button.
3. You know how your computer works and how to fix it when it stops working.
4. You are ìAt one with the forceî
5. You try saying word like ìlolî ìGTGî and ìBrbî in normal conversation.
6. You have 6+ email accounts with many different services.
7. You believe that ìLiz2001ukî is really blonde, good looking and slim.
8. You spend you free time at school in the computer room.
9. You organize you dirty pictures.
10. You believe ìWeatherî is something that happens to other people.
11. You refer to hacking as gathering of information.
12. You have more friends online than you do in real life.
13. You stay up until 6am talking to someone in another country.
14. You have msn, yahoo and AOL instant messengers.
15. You have up dated virus checking programs.
16. Instead of using the paper and pen next to you, you open notepad and jot there.
17. For you a world event is a bad virus.
18. You donít know who Tony Blair is or what his job is.
19. You only know what the date is by using the ìwindowsî date method, ie Itís the 32nd of win 98 or itís the 1st of win 2000.
20. When someone says their cat brought in a mouse you ask where did it find the computer?
21. You bedroom uses more electricity than your entire street.
22. There are more than 4 computers in your house at any one time.
23. You use a computer for every bit of work you get.
24. You know the first name of the man who runs the computer shop.
25. You play Pokemon.
26. You watch old episodes of Clangers and enjoy them.
27. You spend you free time hacking into the BBC website and sticking dirty pictures up on it.
28. You have all the original star trek episodes on DVD
Thatís all I can thing of at the moment.
To be a proper nerd you must be able to say yes or true to the above.
Hope you enjoyed reading.
BTW I am not a nerd I just made all that up cos I was bored.
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ha ha ha ha ha..........
the advantages of being a physics student is acess to the faster internet connection computers and free printing (in england only)
the advantages of being a physics student is acess to the faster internet connection computers and free printing (in england only)
damn my slow internet, that ruined my insult....*sigh*
You'd better tape your glasses up now.
sideshow buzz wrote:
> I only said yes to a few of those yet does beig a physics student overide that
> non-nerd status
thought as much
althogh I am not as neardy as the physics students in the episode of the simpsons when homer goes back to college. (even though they are fictional characters)
> I only said yes to a few of those yet does beig a physics student overide that
> non-nerd status
thought as much
althogh I am not as neardy as the physics students in the episode of the simpsons when homer goes back to college. (even though they are fictional characters)
your kidding me, your the leader of Nerds.
I only said yes to a few of those yet does beig a physics student overide that non-nerd status
1. You have more than 5 star wars or star trek posters.
Nope
2. In life, if you make a mess of something you try to find the ëundoí button.
Yup
3. You know how your computer works and how to fix it when it stops working.
Yup
4. You are ìAt one with the forceî
Nope
5. You try saying word like ìlolî ìGTGî and ìBrbî in normal conversation.
Yup
6. You have 6+ email accounts with many different services.
17 at last count
7. You believe that ìLiz2001ukî is really blonde, good looking and slim.
How did you find out???
8. You spend you free time at school in the computer room.
*blushes*
9. You organize you dirty pictures.
/porn
/porn/premier
/porn/hentai
/porn/panties
/porn/lesbian
/porn/misc
10. You believe ìWeatherî is something that happens to other people.
Weather?
11. You refer to hacking as gathering of information.
Yup
12. You have more friends online than you do in real life.
No comment
13. You stay up until 6am talking to someone in another country.
4am, then SR crashes
14. You have msn, yahoo and AOL instant messengers.
They are all tools of the devil. I have them though.
15. You have up dated virus checking programs.
Only stupid people get viruses
16. Instead of using the paper and pen next to you, you open notepad and jot there.
Much more convinient
17. For you a world event is a bad virus.
I don't get viruses
18. You donít know who Tony Blair is or what his job is.
No, only nerds know what he does. Everyone else doesn't give a monkey's
19. You only know what the date is by using the ìwindowsî date method, ie Itís the 32nd of win 98 or itís the 1st of win 2000.
???
20. When someone says their cat brought in a mouse you ask where did it find the computer?
Nope
21. You bedroom uses more electricity than your entire street.
I'll have to check that...
22. There are more than 4 computers in your house at any one time.
If only I could...
23. You use a computer for every bit of work you get.
Yup
24. You know the first name of the man who runs the computer shop.
Bob
25. You play Pokemon.
!!! AS IF!!!
26. You watch old episodes of Clangers and enjoy them.
Nah, not THAT sad
27. You spend you free time hacking into the BBC website and sticking dirty pictures up on it.
No, whitehouse.com is much more entertaining
28. You have all the original star trek episodes on DVD
VHS. Will get digital format soon.
Nope
2. In life, if you make a mess of something you try to find the ëundoí button.
Yup
3. You know how your computer works and how to fix it when it stops working.
Yup
4. You are ìAt one with the forceî
Nope
5. You try saying word like ìlolî ìGTGî and ìBrbî in normal conversation.
Yup
6. You have 6+ email accounts with many different services.
17 at last count
7. You believe that ìLiz2001ukî is really blonde, good looking and slim.
How did you find out???
8. You spend you free time at school in the computer room.
*blushes*
9. You organize you dirty pictures.
/porn
/porn/premier
/porn/hentai
/porn/panties
/porn/lesbian
/porn/misc
10. You believe ìWeatherî is something that happens to other people.
Weather?
11. You refer to hacking as gathering of information.
Yup
12. You have more friends online than you do in real life.
No comment
13. You stay up until 6am talking to someone in another country.
4am, then SR crashes
14. You have msn, yahoo and AOL instant messengers.
They are all tools of the devil. I have them though.
15. You have up dated virus checking programs.
Only stupid people get viruses
16. Instead of using the paper and pen next to you, you open notepad and jot there.
Much more convinient
17. For you a world event is a bad virus.
I don't get viruses
18. You donít know who Tony Blair is or what his job is.
No, only nerds know what he does. Everyone else doesn't give a monkey's
19. You only know what the date is by using the ìwindowsî date method, ie Itís the 32nd of win 98 or itís the 1st of win 2000.
???
20. When someone says their cat brought in a mouse you ask where did it find the computer?
Nope
21. You bedroom uses more electricity than your entire street.
I'll have to check that...
22. There are more than 4 computers in your house at any one time.
If only I could...
23. You use a computer for every bit of work you get.
Yup
24. You know the first name of the man who runs the computer shop.
Bob
25. You play Pokemon.
!!! AS IF!!!
26. You watch old episodes of Clangers and enjoy them.
Nah, not THAT sad
27. You spend you free time hacking into the BBC website and sticking dirty pictures up on it.
No, whitehouse.com is much more entertaining
28. You have all the original star trek episodes on DVD
VHS. Will get digital format soon.
1. You have more than 5 star wars or star trek posters.
Nope
2. In life, if you make a mess of something you try to find the ëundoí button.
Yup
3. You know how your computer works and how to fix it when it stops working.
Yup
4. You are ìAt one with the forceî
Nope
5. You try saying word like ìlolî ìGTGî and ìBrbî in normal conversation.
Yup
6. You have 6+ email accounts with many different services.
17 at last count
7. You believe that ìLiz2001ukî is really blonde, good looking and slim.
How did you find out???
8. You spend you free time at school in the computer room.
*blushes*
9. You organize you dirty pictures.
/porn
/porn/premier
/porn/hentai
/porn/panties
/porn/lesbian
/porn/misc
10. You believe ìWeatherî is something that happens to other people.
Weather?
11. You refer to hacking as gathering of information.
Yup
12. You have more friends online than you do in real life.
No comment
13. You stay up until 6am talking to someone in another country.
4am, then SR crashes
14. You have msn, yahoo and AOL instant messengers.
They are all tools of the devil. I have them though.
15. You have up dated virus checking programs.
Only stupid people get viruses
16. Instead of using the paper and pen next to you, you open notepad and jot there.
Much more convinient
17. For you a world event is a bad virus.
I don't get viruses
18. You donít know who Tony Blair is or what his job is.
No, only nerds know what he does. Everyone else doesn't give a monkey's
19. You only know what the date is by using the ìwindowsî date method, ie Itís the 32nd of win 98 or itís the 1st of win 2000.
???
20. When someone says their cat brought in a mouse you ask where did it find the computer?
Nope
21. You bedroom uses more electricity than your entire street.
I'll have to check that...
22. There are more than 4 computers in your house at any one time.
If only I could...
23. You use a computer for every bit of work you get.
Yup
24. You know the first name of the man who runs the computer shop.
Bob
25. You play Pokemon.
!!! AS IF!!!
26. You watch old episodes of Clangers and enjoy them.
Nah, not THAT sad
27. You spend you free time hacking into the BBC website and sticking dirty pictures up on it.
No, whitehouse.com is much more entertaining
28. You have all the original star trek episodes on DVD
VHS. Will get digital format soon.
Nope
2. In life, if you make a mess of something you try to find the ëundoí button.
Yup
3. You know how your computer works and how to fix it when it stops working.
Yup
4. You are ìAt one with the forceî
Nope
5. You try saying word like ìlolî ìGTGî and ìBrbî in normal conversation.
Yup
6. You have 6+ email accounts with many different services.
17 at last count
7. You believe that ìLiz2001ukî is really blonde, good looking and slim.
How did you find out???
8. You spend you free time at school in the computer room.
*blushes*
9. You organize you dirty pictures.
/porn
/porn/premier
/porn/hentai
/porn/panties
/porn/lesbian
/porn/misc
10. You believe ìWeatherî is something that happens to other people.
Weather?
11. You refer to hacking as gathering of information.
Yup
12. You have more friends online than you do in real life.
No comment
13. You stay up until 6am talking to someone in another country.
4am, then SR crashes
14. You have msn, yahoo and AOL instant messengers.
They are all tools of the devil. I have them though.
15. You have up dated virus checking programs.
Only stupid people get viruses
16. Instead of using the paper and pen next to you, you open notepad and jot there.
Much more convinient
17. For you a world event is a bad virus.
I don't get viruses
18. You donít know who Tony Blair is or what his job is.
No, only nerds know what he does. Everyone else doesn't give a monkey's
19. You only know what the date is by using the ìwindowsî date method, ie Itís the 32nd of win 98 or itís the 1st of win 2000.
???
20. When someone says their cat brought in a mouse you ask where did it find the computer?
Nope
21. You bedroom uses more electricity than your entire street.
I'll have to check that...
22. There are more than 4 computers in your house at any one time.
If only I could...
23. You use a computer for every bit of work you get.
Yup
24. You know the first name of the man who runs the computer shop.
Bob
25. You play Pokemon.
!!! AS IF!!!
26. You watch old episodes of Clangers and enjoy them.
Nah, not THAT sad
27. You spend you free time hacking into the BBC website and sticking dirty pictures up on it.
No, whitehouse.com is much more entertaining
28. You have all the original star trek episodes on DVD
VHS. Will get digital format soon.
5,8,12 and 25 apply to me.
That makes me 4/28 = 1/7 of a nerd.
That leaves 6/7 of my brain left for a other characteristics.
A nice balance I think.
That makes me 4/28 = 1/7 of a nerd.
That leaves 6/7 of my brain left for a other characteristics.
A nice balance I think.
LOL, thats funny, I didn't agree with many of them, but the word lol has nearly slipped out after a long day online, sad me.
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