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Not a multiplayer game goes by without hearing an excuse for loosing or a bad performance by one or more of the players.you cant split time on timesplitters, run a lap on mario kart, or smack down and pin an opponent on smackdown without one of these (too) common excses:
1.why controllers not working:
its not unheard of for this to happen to a controller once in a while,but not so often that it happens every time your mate comes over.it seems if you check their controller it will be fine,every time.
2.I pushed a button but it did something else:
o yeah thats likely isnt it.this is just a lie, if someone says it unleash your monkey on whoever said it.
3.I was looking at your screen:
now this can happen,and is a common mistake.but still you should know by know which screen is which.
4.I stopped to help you out:
what, i need help do I? they shouldnt be stopping to help you out when they should be blowing your head off.
5.The reflection of the sun distracted by eyes:
its usualy for 'special' people to be attracted to shiny lights but they should try to control it when playing.
6. I couldnt be the character i wanted as you are them:
if they say this its time once again for the monkey.in some games the different characters have different stats but a lot of games everyones the same,they just look different.make sure your monkey gets them good this time.
7.I dont like this game,i want to play something else:
the mating call of the loser.anyway if they dont like your games you should send them home.
8.you've had more practice than me:
yes this is true but a lot of games DONT require practice.many times i have been beaten by tekken newbies who only know one move, the button bash.go get um monkey.
9.I paused the game to get a snack but it didnt stop:
this can happen but if you have no snacks nearby or its a game that only player 1 can pause its quite hard to believe.
10.your monkey keeps attacking me,so i lost my concentration while trying to get it off and stop the bleeding:
good,monkey,very good monkey.if this happens you should be very pround of your monkey for teaching the vheat a lessen that he will never forget,giving me a good laugh and for helping me win.
and that is it,now i dont want to hear any cheating excuses,or my monkey will be seeing you soon.
CDouch
1.why controllers not working:
its not unheard of for this to happen to a controller once in a while,but not so often that it happens every time your mate comes over.it seems if you check their controller it will be fine,every time.
2.I pushed a button but it did something else:
o yeah thats likely isnt it.this is just a lie, if someone says it unleash your monkey on whoever said it.
3.I was looking at your screen:
now this can happen,and is a common mistake.but still you should know by know which screen is which.
4.I stopped to help you out:
what, i need help do I? they shouldnt be stopping to help you out when they should be blowing your head off.
5.The reflection of the sun distracted by eyes:
its usualy for 'special' people to be attracted to shiny lights but they should try to control it when playing.
6. I couldnt be the character i wanted as you are them:
if they say this its time once again for the monkey.in some games the different characters have different stats but a lot of games everyones the same,they just look different.make sure your monkey gets them good this time.
7.I dont like this game,i want to play something else:
the mating call of the loser.anyway if they dont like your games you should send them home.
8.you've had more practice than me:
yes this is true but a lot of games DONT require practice.many times i have been beaten by tekken newbies who only know one move, the button bash.go get um monkey.
9.I paused the game to get a snack but it didnt stop:
this can happen but if you have no snacks nearby or its a game that only player 1 can pause its quite hard to believe.
10.your monkey keeps attacking me,so i lost my concentration while trying to get it off and stop the bleeding:
good,monkey,very good monkey.if this happens you should be very pround of your monkey for teaching the vheat a lessen that he will never forget,giving me a good laugh and for helping me win.
and that is it,now i dont want to hear any cheating excuses,or my monkey will be seeing you soon.
CDouch
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Not a multiplayer game goes by without hearing an excuse for loosing or a bad performance by one or more of the players.you cant split time on timesplitters, run a lap on mario kart, or smack down and pin an opponent on smackdown without one of these (too) common excses:
1.why controllers not working:
its not unheard of for this to happen to a controller once in a while,but not so often that it happens every time your mate comes over.it seems if you check their controller it will be fine,every time.
2.I pushed a button but it did something else:
o yeah thats likely isnt it.this is just a lie, if someone says it unleash your monkey on whoever said it.
3.I was looking at your screen:
now this can happen,and is a common mistake.but still you should know by know which screen is which.
4.I stopped to help you out:
what, i need help do I? they shouldnt be stopping to help you out when they should be blowing your head off.
5.The reflection of the sun distracted by eyes:
its usualy for 'special' people to be attracted to shiny lights but they should try to control it when playing.
6. I couldnt be the character i wanted as you are them:
if they say this its time once again for the monkey.in some games the different characters have different stats but a lot of games everyones the same,they just look different.make sure your monkey gets them good this time.
7.I dont like this game,i want to play something else:
the mating call of the loser.anyway if they dont like your games you should send them home.
8.you've had more practice than me:
yes this is true but a lot of games DONT require practice.many times i have been beaten by tekken newbies who only know one move, the button bash.go get um monkey.
9.I paused the game to get a snack but it didnt stop:
this can happen but if you have no snacks nearby or its a game that only player 1 can pause its quite hard to believe.
10.your monkey keeps attacking me,so i lost my concentration while trying to get it off and stop the bleeding:
good,monkey,very good monkey.if this happens you should be very pround of your monkey for teaching the vheat a lessen that he will never forget,giving me a good laugh and for helping me win.
and that is it,now i dont want to hear any cheating excuses,or my monkey will be seeing you soon.
CDouch
1.why controllers not working:
its not unheard of for this to happen to a controller once in a while,but not so often that it happens every time your mate comes over.it seems if you check their controller it will be fine,every time.
2.I pushed a button but it did something else:
o yeah thats likely isnt it.this is just a lie, if someone says it unleash your monkey on whoever said it.
3.I was looking at your screen:
now this can happen,and is a common mistake.but still you should know by know which screen is which.
4.I stopped to help you out:
what, i need help do I? they shouldnt be stopping to help you out when they should be blowing your head off.
5.The reflection of the sun distracted by eyes:
its usualy for 'special' people to be attracted to shiny lights but they should try to control it when playing.
6. I couldnt be the character i wanted as you are them:
if they say this its time once again for the monkey.in some games the different characters have different stats but a lot of games everyones the same,they just look different.make sure your monkey gets them good this time.
7.I dont like this game,i want to play something else:
the mating call of the loser.anyway if they dont like your games you should send them home.
8.you've had more practice than me:
yes this is true but a lot of games DONT require practice.many times i have been beaten by tekken newbies who only know one move, the button bash.go get um monkey.
9.I paused the game to get a snack but it didnt stop:
this can happen but if you have no snacks nearby or its a game that only player 1 can pause its quite hard to believe.
10.your monkey keeps attacking me,so i lost my concentration while trying to get it off and stop the bleeding:
good,monkey,very good monkey.if this happens you should be very pround of your monkey for teaching the vheat a lessen that he will never forget,giving me a good laugh and for helping me win.
and that is it,now i dont want to hear any cheating excuses,or my monkey will be seeing you soon.
CDouch