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Having laughed much at TBN's prediction topic over on Prime, and having many chats with RBS over Man Utd, I thought I'd wirte a little topic predicting their future. You may find it funny, you may not....
2001 - Man Utd maintain dominance by winning all major trophies. They celebrate by buying large parts of Manchester. When asked where they got the money, the chairman said 'Well, we looked down the sofa cushions in the boardroom and found some spare change'.
Sir Alex Ferguson is persuaded to stay on as manager by the gift of a small Caribbean island.
'Any choice Alex, just not Cuba OK? Its not the money, but the locatons horrendous.'
Over the next decade, Man Utd continue to dominate. David Beckham - a veteran at the age of 36, is thrown out of the team for a loss in form. He is sold to Wrexham for £2.50 and a packet of salt and vinegar crisps. 'Very tasty' said Alex.
Steve Irwin, having run out of animals to prod, comes over to England to do a documentary on Man Utd. He prods Roy Keane with a stick and shouts DANGER! DAN....before being 'red-carded' by Roy. Irwin is never seen again.
Man Utd, bored at the English League, deceide to join the Bundesleague and Series A. They, of course, win both trophies after a secret cloning facility produces 11 Juan Sebastien Verons. Sir Alex, now approaching his 90's, says 'Well, we like a stable wage bill, y'know, and they all claim the same wage.'
Man Utd branch out into politics. Sir Alex, now sole owner of the club, launchs himself as a PM for the people. His motto is 'Full- Time for a change'.
Labour are ousted from govt by the Red Party. Sir Alex now sets his sight on the monarchy. King William ( King Charles having lasted 10 minutes on the throne after catching his ears on the crown as it was removed fron his head after the coronation) opposes the take-over bid by Sir Alex, but Alex, knowing as William's like for St Andrews University, has it tranferred to his Caribbean island. William, distraught, runs after it, searching for his tenth degree.
Man Utd are now effectively ruling the country. Sir Alex dies, aged 107. He is laid out, and Man Utd lose for the first time in 26 seasons.
'Its apalling' quotes the computerised Alan Hansen 'they're all over the place. I canna see them winning a thing this seaso...' He is cut off as Brooklyn Beckham, having being moulded (using plastic and a metal alloy )into his fathers image sidles away armed with a pair of siscors.
Man Utd collapse into themselves, after dominating an Empire across the world. Their mistake, people often muttered, was selling Beckham for £2.50. 'He's worth at least 4 quid'.
Hey, it was a lame attempt at humour, but who cares? Um, most off you, OK...
*runs*
2001 - Man Utd maintain dominance by winning all major trophies. They celebrate by buying large parts of Manchester. When asked where they got the money, the chairman said 'Well, we looked down the sofa cushions in the boardroom and found some spare change'.
Sir Alex Ferguson is persuaded to stay on as manager by the gift of a small Caribbean island.
'Any choice Alex, just not Cuba OK? Its not the money, but the locatons horrendous.'
Over the next decade, Man Utd continue to dominate. David Beckham - a veteran at the age of 36, is thrown out of the team for a loss in form. He is sold to Wrexham for £2.50 and a packet of salt and vinegar crisps. 'Very tasty' said Alex.
Steve Irwin, having run out of animals to prod, comes over to England to do a documentary on Man Utd. He prods Roy Keane with a stick and shouts DANGER! DAN....before being 'red-carded' by Roy. Irwin is never seen again.
Man Utd, bored at the English League, deceide to join the Bundesleague and Series A. They, of course, win both trophies after a secret cloning facility produces 11 Juan Sebastien Verons. Sir Alex, now approaching his 90's, says 'Well, we like a stable wage bill, y'know, and they all claim the same wage.'
Man Utd branch out into politics. Sir Alex, now sole owner of the club, launchs himself as a PM for the people. His motto is 'Full- Time for a change'.
Labour are ousted from govt by the Red Party. Sir Alex now sets his sight on the monarchy. King William ( King Charles having lasted 10 minutes on the throne after catching his ears on the crown as it was removed fron his head after the coronation) opposes the take-over bid by Sir Alex, but Alex, knowing as William's like for St Andrews University, has it tranferred to his Caribbean island. William, distraught, runs after it, searching for his tenth degree.
Man Utd are now effectively ruling the country. Sir Alex dies, aged 107. He is laid out, and Man Utd lose for the first time in 26 seasons.
'Its apalling' quotes the computerised Alan Hansen 'they're all over the place. I canna see them winning a thing this seaso...' He is cut off as Brooklyn Beckham, having being moulded (using plastic and a metal alloy )into his fathers image sidles away armed with a pair of siscors.
Man Utd collapse into themselves, after dominating an Empire across the world. Their mistake, people often muttered, was selling Beckham for £2.50. 'He's worth at least 4 quid'.
Hey, it was a lame attempt at humour, but who cares? Um, most off you, OK...
*runs*
Whooo Style! wrote:
> heh! Stryke, never knew you were a member of the red army! As a red and proud I
> wouldn't even have to consider any offer to me by Alex!
Sigh...
*points to the mocking tones of the post to signify that Man Utd have too much power*
> heh! Stryke, never knew you were a member of the red army! As a red and proud I
> wouldn't even have to consider any offer to me by Alex!
Sigh...
*points to the mocking tones of the post to signify that Man Utd have too much power*
heh! Stryke, never knew you were a member of the red army! As a red and proud I wouldn't even have to consider any offer to me by Alex!
Roll On Saturday! I'm off to watch the match! Yay!
Roll On Saturday! I'm off to watch the match! Yay!
heh, thanks RBS. Lets add some more...
2001 - Man Utd set their sights on domination of SR forums, and begin to slowly buy up its posters. RBS is the first to yield, tempted by the promise of a limitless supply of flaming sticks. Next is Stryke, as Man Utd promise to send him many swordspines through MSN.
Lets see who in next to be bought up by Man U?
2001 - Man Utd set their sights on domination of SR forums, and begin to slowly buy up its posters. RBS is the first to yield, tempted by the promise of a limitless supply of flaming sticks. Next is Stryke, as Man Utd promise to send him many swordspines through MSN.
Lets see who in next to be bought up by Man U?
LMFAO!!!!
RBS: I'd like to buy this Man Utd Hilarious Post™.
Man Utd Assistant: I'm sorry, Man Utd own it, have a replica as compensation.
:-D
RBS: I'd like to buy this Man Utd Hilarious Post™.
Man Utd Assistant: I'm sorry, Man Utd own it, have a replica as compensation.
:-D
Having laughed much at TBN's prediction topic over on Prime, and having many chats with RBS over Man Utd, I thought I'd wirte a little topic predicting their future. You may find it funny, you may not....
2001 - Man Utd maintain dominance by winning all major trophies. They celebrate by buying large parts of Manchester. When asked where they got the money, the chairman said 'Well, we looked down the sofa cushions in the boardroom and found some spare change'.
Sir Alex Ferguson is persuaded to stay on as manager by the gift of a small Caribbean island.
'Any choice Alex, just not Cuba OK? Its not the money, but the locatons horrendous.'
Over the next decade, Man Utd continue to dominate. David Beckham - a veteran at the age of 36, is thrown out of the team for a loss in form. He is sold to Wrexham for £2.50 and a packet of salt and vinegar crisps. 'Very tasty' said Alex.
Steve Irwin, having run out of animals to prod, comes over to England to do a documentary on Man Utd. He prods Roy Keane with a stick and shouts DANGER! DAN....before being 'red-carded' by Roy. Irwin is never seen again.
Man Utd, bored at the English League, deceide to join the Bundesleague and Series A. They, of course, win both trophies after a secret cloning facility produces 11 Juan Sebastien Verons. Sir Alex, now approaching his 90's, says 'Well, we like a stable wage bill, y'know, and they all claim the same wage.'
Man Utd branch out into politics. Sir Alex, now sole owner of the club, launchs himself as a PM for the people. His motto is 'Full- Time for a change'.
Labour are ousted from govt by the Red Party. Sir Alex now sets his sight on the monarchy. King William ( King Charles having lasted 10 minutes on the throne after catching his ears on the crown as it was removed fron his head after the coronation) opposes the take-over bid by Sir Alex, but Alex, knowing as William's like for St Andrews University, has it tranferred to his Caribbean island. William, distraught, runs after it, searching for his tenth degree.
Man Utd are now effectively ruling the country. Sir Alex dies, aged 107. He is laid out, and Man Utd lose for the first time in 26 seasons.
'Its apalling' quotes the computerised Alan Hansen 'they're all over the place. I canna see them winning a thing this seaso...' He is cut off as Brooklyn Beckham, having being moulded (using plastic and a metal alloy )into his fathers image sidles away armed with a pair of siscors.
Man Utd collapse into themselves, after dominating an Empire across the world. Their mistake, people often muttered, was selling Beckham for £2.50. 'He's worth at least 4 quid'.
Hey, it was a lame attempt at humour, but who cares? Um, most off you, OK...
*runs*
2001 - Man Utd maintain dominance by winning all major trophies. They celebrate by buying large parts of Manchester. When asked where they got the money, the chairman said 'Well, we looked down the sofa cushions in the boardroom and found some spare change'.
Sir Alex Ferguson is persuaded to stay on as manager by the gift of a small Caribbean island.
'Any choice Alex, just not Cuba OK? Its not the money, but the locatons horrendous.'
Over the next decade, Man Utd continue to dominate. David Beckham - a veteran at the age of 36, is thrown out of the team for a loss in form. He is sold to Wrexham for £2.50 and a packet of salt and vinegar crisps. 'Very tasty' said Alex.
Steve Irwin, having run out of animals to prod, comes over to England to do a documentary on Man Utd. He prods Roy Keane with a stick and shouts DANGER! DAN....before being 'red-carded' by Roy. Irwin is never seen again.
Man Utd, bored at the English League, deceide to join the Bundesleague and Series A. They, of course, win both trophies after a secret cloning facility produces 11 Juan Sebastien Verons. Sir Alex, now approaching his 90's, says 'Well, we like a stable wage bill, y'know, and they all claim the same wage.'
Man Utd branch out into politics. Sir Alex, now sole owner of the club, launchs himself as a PM for the people. His motto is 'Full- Time for a change'.
Labour are ousted from govt by the Red Party. Sir Alex now sets his sight on the monarchy. King William ( King Charles having lasted 10 minutes on the throne after catching his ears on the crown as it was removed fron his head after the coronation) opposes the take-over bid by Sir Alex, but Alex, knowing as William's like for St Andrews University, has it tranferred to his Caribbean island. William, distraught, runs after it, searching for his tenth degree.
Man Utd are now effectively ruling the country. Sir Alex dies, aged 107. He is laid out, and Man Utd lose for the first time in 26 seasons.
'Its apalling' quotes the computerised Alan Hansen 'they're all over the place. I canna see them winning a thing this seaso...' He is cut off as Brooklyn Beckham, having being moulded (using plastic and a metal alloy )into his fathers image sidles away armed with a pair of siscors.
Man Utd collapse into themselves, after dominating an Empire across the world. Their mistake, people often muttered, was selling Beckham for £2.50. 'He's worth at least 4 quid'.
Hey, it was a lame attempt at humour, but who cares? Um, most off you, OK...
*runs*