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Who is dating who? This is written to be funny (it might not be funny but it isn't serious)
So what if two characters decided to get it on? Started dating and maybe even ended up getting married? First of all we need male and female characters to pair of.
First of all we have
Solid Snake and Lara Croft
First we need a little history about the two.
With Meryl out of the picture (the two-timing dirt-bag) Lara and snakes love blossomed. They met at a games show when they were both promoting their own titles. Their eyes met and they new there and then they had something special. Snake took her out to a posh restaurant for a meal and then took her out for a night of dancing. He proposed a month later while they were in Paris for a short vacation. After Lara's daddy paid for one of the biggest weddings ever seen by most game characters the two decide that they want children.
So what is their first child like? He is a description of the little lad.
His name is Vapour Snake and takes more after his father, he likes to play with his toy guns and likes to hear stories of his dads secret missions and all the problems he has had to deal with in the past. His grandparents (Lara's parents) spoil him rotten as they are very wealthy. He wants to follow daddy's footsteps and become a secret agent, although Lara would rather he became more interested in antiques.
They also have a daughter, Francesca. The only way to describe her is that she is a mini-Lara. A bit of a snob who likes her brand named clothes. Got her first mobile phone at the age of six and if she says she is right then she's right. Arrogant and stubborn she always gets things her way. Both have servants who get them exactly what they want when they want it. While snake isn't away saving the world the family like to go round the world on various trips, sometimes they go in search of various artefacts.
So maybe we could see them both staring in a game together, where they together save to world from nuclear attacks and manage to find hidden artefacts along the way.
Link and Zelda
After finally rescuing her and managing to keep hold of her long enough to realise they were made for each other the two started dating and eventually got married in a typical fairy-tale wedding. After the wedding things changed, they have one child together and only stay together for her sake. Link is a bit of a ladies man, usually spends about 3-4 nights a week in a local strip-joint and doesn't come home until very early in the morning. As for Zelda, she doesn't work (being a princess means she has a fair amount of cash stashed away) spends a lot of time at the country club with the likes of Lara "croft" Snake, the children play away in the vast acres of land while the ladies discuss married life over some scones and crumpets. Certain rumours about princess Zelda secretly dating Toad have yet to be proven although the mushroom headed character has been spotted leaving their country home late at night on many occasions.
Mario and Ms X
He ventured out and found a mysterious lady. Rumours are that he was due to wed the Princess he had saved so many times only to find she had been sleeping with Luigi behind his back. Mario moved away and when he returned home a few months later he brought home his new wife Dario. So now Mario and Dario are planning a future and Mario continues to work as a plumber and occasionally makes the odd game for Nintendo, he rarely talks to Luigi anymore and only really sees him when they are required to work on a game together. After splitting up with the princess Luigi decided that he would like to become a monk or a reverend and live life as a single man with no hassles from a lover. Dario is a chef and is working in an Italian restaurant. Dario is a lot taller than Mario and many said that their relationship would never work, but with plenty of determination they seem to have done great so far.
Joanna Dark and Parker (red faction Guy)
"Women are from Venus, men are from Mars" not sure where she came from but He's worked on Mars before, surely that counts for something? After meting on-line in a chat room, they became good friends and things recently got a little more serious. There are no plans of weddings or children, just two people in love having a great time. Her violent side didn't put Parker off as he seems to have developed one of his own. After finally leaving the mines on Mars he decided to move in with Joanna and her parents. Some would say this is a bad move but Joanna and her mum take good care of him, do his washing and cook for him leaving Parker and Mr Dark to sit back, relax and watch sports on tv. Parker is currently looking for a new job as there are very few mines left open which require skills like his. Joanna works part-time at the local laundrette, who knows maybe she will be able to get Parker a job there too.
Thats all for the moment. i may do more later. Hope you enjoyed reading it.
So what if two characters decided to get it on? Started dating and maybe even ended up getting married? First of all we need male and female characters to pair of.
First of all we have
Solid Snake and Lara Croft
First we need a little history about the two.
With Meryl out of the picture (the two-timing dirt-bag) Lara and snakes love blossomed. They met at a games show when they were both promoting their own titles. Their eyes met and they new there and then they had something special. Snake took her out to a posh restaurant for a meal and then took her out for a night of dancing. He proposed a month later while they were in Paris for a short vacation. After Lara's daddy paid for one of the biggest weddings ever seen by most game characters the two decide that they want children.
So what is their first child like? He is a description of the little lad.
His name is Vapour Snake and takes more after his father, he likes to play with his toy guns and likes to hear stories of his dads secret missions and all the problems he has had to deal with in the past. His grandparents (Lara's parents) spoil him rotten as they are very wealthy. He wants to follow daddy's footsteps and become a secret agent, although Lara would rather he became more interested in antiques.
They also have a daughter, Francesca. The only way to describe her is that she is a mini-Lara. A bit of a snob who likes her brand named clothes. Got her first mobile phone at the age of six and if she says she is right then she's right. Arrogant and stubborn she always gets things her way. Both have servants who get them exactly what they want when they want it. While snake isn't away saving the world the family like to go round the world on various trips, sometimes they go in search of various artefacts.
So maybe we could see them both staring in a game together, where they together save to world from nuclear attacks and manage to find hidden artefacts along the way.
Link and Zelda
After finally rescuing her and managing to keep hold of her long enough to realise they were made for each other the two started dating and eventually got married in a typical fairy-tale wedding. After the wedding things changed, they have one child together and only stay together for her sake. Link is a bit of a ladies man, usually spends about 3-4 nights a week in a local strip-joint and doesn't come home until very early in the morning. As for Zelda, she doesn't work (being a princess means she has a fair amount of cash stashed away) spends a lot of time at the country club with the likes of Lara "croft" Snake, the children play away in the vast acres of land while the ladies discuss married life over some scones and crumpets. Certain rumours about princess Zelda secretly dating Toad have yet to be proven although the mushroom headed character has been spotted leaving their country home late at night on many occasions.
Mario and Ms X
He ventured out and found a mysterious lady. Rumours are that he was due to wed the Princess he had saved so many times only to find she had been sleeping with Luigi behind his back. Mario moved away and when he returned home a few months later he brought home his new wife Dario. So now Mario and Dario are planning a future and Mario continues to work as a plumber and occasionally makes the odd game for Nintendo, he rarely talks to Luigi anymore and only really sees him when they are required to work on a game together. After splitting up with the princess Luigi decided that he would like to become a monk or a reverend and live life as a single man with no hassles from a lover. Dario is a chef and is working in an Italian restaurant. Dario is a lot taller than Mario and many said that their relationship would never work, but with plenty of determination they seem to have done great so far.
Joanna Dark and Parker (red faction Guy)
"Women are from Venus, men are from Mars" not sure where she came from but He's worked on Mars before, surely that counts for something? After meting on-line in a chat room, they became good friends and things recently got a little more serious. There are no plans of weddings or children, just two people in love having a great time. Her violent side didn't put Parker off as he seems to have developed one of his own. After finally leaving the mines on Mars he decided to move in with Joanna and her parents. Some would say this is a bad move but Joanna and her mum take good care of him, do his washing and cook for him leaving Parker and Mr Dark to sit back, relax and watch sports on tv. Parker is currently looking for a new job as there are very few mines left open which require skills like his. Joanna works part-time at the local laundrette, who knows maybe she will be able to get Parker a job there too.
Thats all for the moment. i may do more later. Hope you enjoyed reading it.
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It's a perfect match, so nothing wrong there.
Strafex wrote:
> Not bad, although the N64 magazine thought that it would be Waluigi
> (Luigi's evil cousin) that would get Peach.
The also thought that
> Joanna would be into Mr Carrington. :-D
(See the February issue)
Mr Carrington and joanna definatly that dinner date was too much :)
> Not bad, although the N64 magazine thought that it would be Waluigi
> (Luigi's evil cousin) that would get Peach.
The also thought that
> Joanna would be into Mr Carrington. :-D
(See the February issue)
Mr Carrington and joanna definatly that dinner date was too much :)
The scary thing is is that Yoshi is male, he is dating Birdo :)
I am of the opinion that Lara Croft is a lesbian.
Maybe Kazoie (in dragon form) and Spyro!
actually maybe not......
actually maybe not......
Sorry I don't read the N64 magazine, don't own one as the only game I ever liked for it was goldeneye. I have a PSX and a PS2. What did it say in this magazine?
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