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What we have here folks, is a nasty little critter called Sniper.
It's pretty nocturnal, and has a really foul temper. So only trained guys with death-wishes and a safaaaari suit should attempt to poke it with a stick.
Whoa! Easy there little guy, I'm not gonna hurt yah.
There we go, now one bite from this is fatal mate!
So, the best way to deal with this fella is to get up really close and say something really stupid with a big dopey grin on yer face.
Now, lions are easy to handle. Just go and rub your scent all over the cubs while yer camera-man gets in the jeep nervously.
Then, when the lion attacks, run bloody fast and hide in a croc nest.
Or, if it's daaark, stand still and pretend yer a tree
Stay safe
It's pretty nocturnal, and has a really foul temper. So only trained guys with death-wishes and a safaaaari suit should attempt to poke it with a stick.
Whoa! Easy there little guy, I'm not gonna hurt yah.
There we go, now one bite from this is fatal mate!
So, the best way to deal with this fella is to get up really close and say something really stupid with a big dopey grin on yer face.
Now, lions are easy to handle. Just go and rub your scent all over the cubs while yer camera-man gets in the jeep nervously.
Then, when the lion attacks, run bloody fast and hide in a croc nest.
Or, if it's daaark, stand still and pretend yer a tree
Stay safe
What we have here folks, is a nasty little critter called Sniper.
It's pretty nocturnal, and has a really foul temper. So only trained guys with death-wishes and a safaaaari suit should attempt to poke it with a stick.
Whoa! Easy there little guy, I'm not gonna hurt yah.
There we go, now one bite from this is fatal mate!
So, the best way to deal with this fella is to get up really close and say something really stupid with a big dopey grin on yer face.
Now, lions are easy to handle. Just go and rub your scent all over the cubs while yer camera-man gets in the jeep nervously.
Then, when the lion attacks, run bloody fast and hide in a croc nest.
Or, if it's daaark, stand still and pretend yer a tree
Stay safe
It's pretty nocturnal, and has a really foul temper. So only trained guys with death-wishes and a safaaaari suit should attempt to poke it with a stick.
Whoa! Easy there little guy, I'm not gonna hurt yah.
There we go, now one bite from this is fatal mate!
So, the best way to deal with this fella is to get up really close and say something really stupid with a big dopey grin on yer face.
Now, lions are easy to handle. Just go and rub your scent all over the cubs while yer camera-man gets in the jeep nervously.
Then, when the lion attacks, run bloody fast and hide in a croc nest.
Or, if it's daaark, stand still and pretend yer a tree
Stay safe