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Wed 05/09/01 at 21:02
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Foxes are cunning, but…

Cunning eh? As cunning as a cunning fox that studies the history and arts of slyness and cunning in the world’s most sly, mischievous university of cunning, without anyone even knowing about the scheming his cunning has got him into, and how cunningly deceptive he would be without recognition into a legion of cunning.

Ferrets are even more cunning than that. As a ferret owner, for some reason I am increasingly finding myself being outsmarted by the little rogue, and as I sit here, watching England play the Albanians, I think to myself – I bet my Ferret could outsmart their defence, beat the offside trap and score a hat trick, but then he’s not quite big enough for the England shirt.

Anyway, I would say that Ferrets are wonderful pets to own, for any age – they’re fantastic to have running around the house and occasionally mine has sat watching me write opinions!! Ferrets are easy to look after, they’re easy to handle, although do be careful about leaving them with young children – ferrets DO bite, but you CAN house train them and teach them to be gentle, but as the ferret is really just a member of the family, I let him train himself. Well, my brothers train him…

Ferrets are unusual pets to own, but they’re fast becoming ever so popular – Jonathon Ross has many, he thinks they’re great and so do I. Ferrets are smallish, like weasels, but the best thing is they will act as security for they can be ferocious – keeping the foxes out of my garden, and away from the chickens, therefore owning a ferret if you eat your own eggs from your own chickens, is a very wise decision.

Ferrets will eat fruit, bread, many other things but – seek advice from your pet store, but if you’re thinking of getting a pet for a child to look after, don’t get a Ferret. Get them a rabbit or hamster or something easier to look after – ferrets are becoming the new cats – perhaps not dogs, as I rarely take my pet ferret for walks, but I would strongly suggest that you enquire about this fantastic creatures – they’re inquisitive and so very loveable and they don’t mess in the corner of the room like cats do.

They’re almost as good as monkeys, something I would rarely state, as monkeys are amazing, but ferrets – they’re just comedy.

All star pets – sleep them in a large run, enclosed area outdoors – not in a hutch or cage.

P.S they can learn football. They have learned in the past, they will learn again ;)
Thu 06/09/01 at 12:53
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*Is that a ferret in ya trousers, or are you just glad to see me?*
Thu 06/09/01 at 12:02
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"Back in black"
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The Eagle may fly high but the ferret never gets caught in jet engines.
Thu 06/09/01 at 11:54
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Dunno.

But they're better to fight than otters.
You can kill an otter in about two seconds.
Just kick it's face off
Thu 06/09/01 at 11:35
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Ferrets stink don't they?
Thu 06/09/01 at 11:13
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hehe

Ferret
Thu 06/09/01 at 01:05
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Err, ok then...
Wed 05/09/01 at 21:02
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Foxes are cunning, but…

Cunning eh? As cunning as a cunning fox that studies the history and arts of slyness and cunning in the world’s most sly, mischievous university of cunning, without anyone even knowing about the scheming his cunning has got him into, and how cunningly deceptive he would be without recognition into a legion of cunning.

Ferrets are even more cunning than that. As a ferret owner, for some reason I am increasingly finding myself being outsmarted by the little rogue, and as I sit here, watching England play the Albanians, I think to myself – I bet my Ferret could outsmart their defence, beat the offside trap and score a hat trick, but then he’s not quite big enough for the England shirt.

Anyway, I would say that Ferrets are wonderful pets to own, for any age – they’re fantastic to have running around the house and occasionally mine has sat watching me write opinions!! Ferrets are easy to look after, they’re easy to handle, although do be careful about leaving them with young children – ferrets DO bite, but you CAN house train them and teach them to be gentle, but as the ferret is really just a member of the family, I let him train himself. Well, my brothers train him…

Ferrets are unusual pets to own, but they’re fast becoming ever so popular – Jonathon Ross has many, he thinks they’re great and so do I. Ferrets are smallish, like weasels, but the best thing is they will act as security for they can be ferocious – keeping the foxes out of my garden, and away from the chickens, therefore owning a ferret if you eat your own eggs from your own chickens, is a very wise decision.

Ferrets will eat fruit, bread, many other things but – seek advice from your pet store, but if you’re thinking of getting a pet for a child to look after, don’t get a Ferret. Get them a rabbit or hamster or something easier to look after – ferrets are becoming the new cats – perhaps not dogs, as I rarely take my pet ferret for walks, but I would strongly suggest that you enquire about this fantastic creatures – they’re inquisitive and so very loveable and they don’t mess in the corner of the room like cats do.

They’re almost as good as monkeys, something I would rarely state, as monkeys are amazing, but ferrets – they’re just comedy.

All star pets – sleep them in a large run, enclosed area outdoors – not in a hutch or cage.

P.S they can learn football. They have learned in the past, they will learn again ;)

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