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Here is a funny item I read on www.tbi.net/~max/ff8fun2.htm.
NOTE: Slickchick does not claim this to be her own work...
Enjoy...
You know you play too many RPGs when....
-You walk into someone's house and start looking though their cabinets for potions.
-When your friend fell of his bike and scraped his knee you cast "cure1" on him.
-You went to the ostrich farm and asked the farmer if he had any gyshal greens and what the best breed of Chocobo was.
-You stole an ostrich, painted it gold, because you thought it would make it walk on water and climb the highest mountains.
-Eveyone you see you walk up and stand there expecting them to tell you the location of the secret treasure.
-When a thunder storm is coming and you see lightning you think someone is casting Bolt3 somewhere.
-You approach people expecting them to tell you the location of the Red Dragon's Lair, and when they don't repspond, you give them "Magic Elixer" too see if they'll say anything different.
-You go to the Airport to see if there is a guy named Cid who will rent you his, "airship."
-When you go to the store and they ask you cash, check, or charge, you say "Gil"
-You steal your grandpa's cane because you think it has magical properties.
-You buy a pair of overalls and think that by putting them on it increases your Def by 1 point.
-You say "In the name of Althena!" and expect a Lightning Bolt to decend from the sky and the earth to shake.
-Before getting in a fight with the school bully you mentally assess his HP, Def Lvl, Att Lvl, and MP.
-When a guy in a Boxing Match get's KO'ed, you yell, "Use a Phoenix Down! Use a Phoenix Down!"
-The Local Delivery Pizza companies know you by name.
-The last peice of news you remember from the outside world was that George Bush declared war on Iraq.
-You see a girl who dyed her hair purple and think she is Luna, and ask her to sing a song.
-You start hanging around more Wiccans because you think you can learn better Earth magic.
-You think by upgrading from a silver bracelet to a gold one you increase you Defense against magic spells.
-You touch your hand to your forehead because you think it makes you draw "float" from David Copperfield.
-After Playing Final Fantasy VIII, You think RPG stands for Really Pretty Girls.
-You and 3 of your friends take up arms and start walking across the country fighting everything that gets in your way. When the police arrest you, you are certain that someone will drop the key in front of the Jail cell or let you out when no one is looking.
-You think if you die you will just have to press "Continue" and go back to the last date you made an entry in your diary/log.
-When you read the Bible, you say, "I already played that one."
-You prey to Aeris because you know she hears your prayers.
-When you see Citra in the Supermarket you think that it is the drink of the ancients.
-You think that by adding duck wings to your boots you will fly.
-You get a chinese ceremonial drum and wave it in the air expecting a Flammie to drop down and pick you up.
-You name your dog Angelo and expect to fire him off your arm like a cannon if need be.
-You wait in front of Babbages before the store opens the day a game releases. (Hee, Hee, I've done that one folks.)
-You name your cat Cait Sith.
-You think you cat is the Shinra Manager.
-You give a slot machine to your cat to see what moves he can do.
-You've cronicled the entire species of Moogles and Mogs from color to wing size to ability and published a thesis on this zoological study.
-You can actually speak Mog, "Ku, Ku, Kupo!"
-You join the army because you think you will get to see Sephiroth.
-You ask a Catholic Priest of he has some Holy Materia.
-You have a bumper sticker that says, "My Son/Daughter Was an Honor Student at Balamb Garden."
-You think when the Principal confiscates your gaming cards he keeps them and secretly plays with them when you are not looking.
-You call the Principal of your school "Headmaster Cid"
-You think the Radio Telescope at Aracibo, Puerto Rico is where the school glee club should have the next dance.
-You join the "Trepes"
-You dye your hair green, call yourself Terra, and claim you are an Esper.
-You go to the basement of your school expecting there to be a control room to make it fly.
-You go to NASA expecting a ride on the Space Shuttle to meet Sorceress Adel.
-When you see Aurora Borealis you call it the Lifestream.
-You go to a State Mental Institution looking for the Lunatic Pandora.
-When you watch Deep Space Nine you think the station is Shevat.
-You read the Bible and think the Tower of Babel is the remnants of the U.S.S Eldridge.
NOTE: Slickchick does not claim this to be her own work...
Enjoy...
You know you play too many RPGs when....
-You walk into someone's house and start looking though their cabinets for potions.
-When your friend fell of his bike and scraped his knee you cast "cure1" on him.
-You went to the ostrich farm and asked the farmer if he had any gyshal greens and what the best breed of Chocobo was.
-You stole an ostrich, painted it gold, because you thought it would make it walk on water and climb the highest mountains.
-Eveyone you see you walk up and stand there expecting them to tell you the location of the secret treasure.
-When a thunder storm is coming and you see lightning you think someone is casting Bolt3 somewhere.
-You approach people expecting them to tell you the location of the Red Dragon's Lair, and when they don't repspond, you give them "Magic Elixer" too see if they'll say anything different.
-You go to the Airport to see if there is a guy named Cid who will rent you his, "airship."
-When you go to the store and they ask you cash, check, or charge, you say "Gil"
-You steal your grandpa's cane because you think it has magical properties.
-You buy a pair of overalls and think that by putting them on it increases your Def by 1 point.
-You say "In the name of Althena!" and expect a Lightning Bolt to decend from the sky and the earth to shake.
-Before getting in a fight with the school bully you mentally assess his HP, Def Lvl, Att Lvl, and MP.
-When a guy in a Boxing Match get's KO'ed, you yell, "Use a Phoenix Down! Use a Phoenix Down!"
-The Local Delivery Pizza companies know you by name.
-The last peice of news you remember from the outside world was that George Bush declared war on Iraq.
-You see a girl who dyed her hair purple and think she is Luna, and ask her to sing a song.
-You start hanging around more Wiccans because you think you can learn better Earth magic.
-You think by upgrading from a silver bracelet to a gold one you increase you Defense against magic spells.
-You touch your hand to your forehead because you think it makes you draw "float" from David Copperfield.
-After Playing Final Fantasy VIII, You think RPG stands for Really Pretty Girls.
-You and 3 of your friends take up arms and start walking across the country fighting everything that gets in your way. When the police arrest you, you are certain that someone will drop the key in front of the Jail cell or let you out when no one is looking.
-You think if you die you will just have to press "Continue" and go back to the last date you made an entry in your diary/log.
-When you read the Bible, you say, "I already played that one."
-You prey to Aeris because you know she hears your prayers.
-When you see Citra in the Supermarket you think that it is the drink of the ancients.
-You think that by adding duck wings to your boots you will fly.
-You get a chinese ceremonial drum and wave it in the air expecting a Flammie to drop down and pick you up.
-You name your dog Angelo and expect to fire him off your arm like a cannon if need be.
-You wait in front of Babbages before the store opens the day a game releases. (Hee, Hee, I've done that one folks.)
-You name your cat Cait Sith.
-You think you cat is the Shinra Manager.
-You give a slot machine to your cat to see what moves he can do.
-You've cronicled the entire species of Moogles and Mogs from color to wing size to ability and published a thesis on this zoological study.
-You can actually speak Mog, "Ku, Ku, Kupo!"
-You join the army because you think you will get to see Sephiroth.
-You ask a Catholic Priest of he has some Holy Materia.
-You have a bumper sticker that says, "My Son/Daughter Was an Honor Student at Balamb Garden."
-You think when the Principal confiscates your gaming cards he keeps them and secretly plays with them when you are not looking.
-You call the Principal of your school "Headmaster Cid"
-You think the Radio Telescope at Aracibo, Puerto Rico is where the school glee club should have the next dance.
-You join the "Trepes"
-You dye your hair green, call yourself Terra, and claim you are an Esper.
-You go to the basement of your school expecting there to be a control room to make it fly.
-You go to NASA expecting a ride on the Space Shuttle to meet Sorceress Adel.
-When you see Aurora Borealis you call it the Lifestream.
-You go to a State Mental Institution looking for the Lunatic Pandora.
-When you watch Deep Space Nine you think the station is Shevat.
-You read the Bible and think the Tower of Babel is the remnants of the U.S.S Eldridge.
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Petroleum Nights wrote:
> Fish-e wrote:
> yeah shes got extra padding
oh no my warped
> mind is coming into
> play again
sorry
shouldn't say stuff
> about the female
> anatomy
especially to a 28 year old
How
> did: 'You Know When You've Played Too Many RPGs' get onto 'extra
> padding'?
mixture of dirty minds and a female anatomy
> Fish-e wrote:
> yeah shes got extra padding
oh no my warped
> mind is coming into
> play again
sorry
shouldn't say stuff
> about the female
> anatomy
especially to a 28 year old
How
> did: 'You Know When You've Played Too Many RPGs' get onto 'extra
> padding'?
mixture of dirty minds and a female anatomy
nice fish-e, you seem to offend people alot, ooh, i'm offended, there you go, you didn't even have to speak to me!
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