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(Stone Cold’s music hits,) Mankind’s opponent today is surely one of the biggest superstars ever to grace the presence of the WWF, Stone Cold Steve Austin (Bandy)!!
Austin rushes into the ring and begins exchanging right-hands with Mankind, the bell rings-it’s go time! Austin whips Mankind into the ropes and hits a huge powerslam! Early cover, 1..and the kick-out. Mankind ducks an attempted clothesline, grabs Austin’s arm and wrenches it over his head. Austin tries to fight out of it with some elbows to the face, but Mankind turns it into an arm-lock. Austin however swivels out of it, kicks Mankind in the gut, and nails a DDT! Austin vigorously stomps on Mankind, before bouncing off the ropes and dropping his elbow right into the neck of Mankind.
Austin puts his middle finger up at the crowd, and then takes Mankind’s head and puts it in between the bottom and middle rope. He strangles Mankind on the bottom rope, then bounces off the opposite ropes and drops his leg on the top of Mankind’s head. Mankind falls back onto the canvas, and Austin heads up to the top rope. He goes for the Austin Elbow Drop-but there’s nobody home! Mankind takes advantage of this by sitting on top of Austin, who’s lying face down, grabbing his head and lifting upwards! What a move, Austin’s neck must be ripping under the strain! Austin somehow grabs Mankind’s head, and with amazing strength throws Mankind over him, before locking in a sleeper hold.
Mankind is refusing to tap, and with some punches to the stomach, Austin has to stand up and let go of the hold-Mankind bounces off the ropes and nails Austin with a huge clothesline! And another! Austin staggers to his feet, turns and Mankind locks in the Mandible Claw!! Mankind has it locked in, surely Austin’s gonna tap! But wait, Austin somehow kicks Mankind in the lower regions, and HITS THE STUNNER! THE STONE COLD STUNNER! But Austin is so badly damaged from the Mandible Claw, that he can’t make a quick cover! He slowly crawls over Mankind, 1…2…And Mankind gets the shoulder up! Amazing stuff!
Austin (Bandy) puts Mankind (Ice Blaster) onto the top rope, and then goes up there himself. He hooks Mankind’s arm over his head, he’s looking for a superplex! WHAM! Mankind’s body slams into the unforgiving canvas! Austin picks him up, and body slams Mankind to the floor. He picks him up again, and creates a waist-lock. I think he’s aiming for a German Suplex! But Mankind with a low blow knocks Austin to his knees. Mankind bounces off the ropes and dropkicks Stone Cold right in the face. Austin slowly gets to his feet, holding his face in pain. He makes a feeble attempt at a clothesline, but Mankind easily ducks, and nails a nice Backdrop Suplex!
Mankind heads out of the ring now, and for some reason he’s got a steel chair…he slides back into the ring, he’s looking to hit Austin with the chair! But the referee grabs the chair out of his hands, and throws it to the outside. Mankind argues with the ref, not seeing Austin come from behind to hit a swinging neckbreaker! Austin stalks Mankind, and then as he turns, gets a nice Gut-Wrench Suplex. Austin picks him up, lifts him high into the air, and drops him legs-first onto his knee-an Inverted Atomic Drop.
Mankind’s in real trouble now, Austin (Bandy) smiles evilly, waiting for Mankind (Ice Blaster) to turn, he thinks he’s got this match in the bag…Austin goes for the Stunner, but Mankind pushes him off! Austin bounces off the ropes and runs straight into the Mandible Claw! But Austin kicks him in the gut, and tries for another Stunner-but once again Mankind pushes him away, but this time he kicks Austin in the leg, shoves him between his legs, hooks his arms like he’s going for a Pedigree, lifts him up and…OH MY GOD!! HE JUST NAILED AUSTIN WITH A DANGEROUS DRIVER!! IN ALL MY YEARS OF COMMENTATING I HAVE HARDLY EVER SEEN THAT MOVE USED!!
Austin’s out cold, and a weary Mankind falls onto Austin, 1…2…3! Mankind wins it with an amazing move-the Dangerous Driver!
The winner of this match, and through to the 2nd round of the KOTR, Mankind (Ice Blaster)
Thanks for reading, Ant.
(Stone Cold’s music hits,) Mankind’s opponent today is surely one of the biggest superstars ever to grace the presence of the WWF, Stone Cold Steve Austin (Bandy)!!
Austin rushes into the ring and begins exchanging right-hands with Mankind, the bell rings-it’s go time! Austin whips Mankind into the ropes and hits a huge powerslam! Early cover, 1..and the kick-out. Mankind ducks an attempted clothesline, grabs Austin’s arm and wrenches it over his head. Austin tries to fight out of it with some elbows to the face, but Mankind turns it into an arm-lock. Austin however swivels out of it, kicks Mankind in the gut, and nails a DDT! Austin vigorously stomps on Mankind, before bouncing off the ropes and dropping his elbow right into the neck of Mankind.
Austin puts his middle finger up at the crowd, and then takes Mankind’s head and puts it in between the bottom and middle rope. He strangles Mankind on the bottom rope, then bounces off the opposite ropes and drops his leg on the top of Mankind’s head. Mankind falls back onto the canvas, and Austin heads up to the top rope. He goes for the Austin Elbow Drop-but there’s nobody home! Mankind takes advantage of this by sitting on top of Austin, who’s lying face down, grabbing his head and lifting upwards! What a move, Austin’s neck must be ripping under the strain! Austin somehow grabs Mankind’s head, and with amazing strength throws Mankind over him, before locking in a sleeper hold.
Mankind is refusing to tap, and with some punches to the stomach, Austin has to stand up and let go of the hold-Mankind bounces off the ropes and nails Austin with a huge clothesline! And another! Austin staggers to his feet, turns and Mankind locks in the Mandible Claw!! Mankind has it locked in, surely Austin’s gonna tap! But wait, Austin somehow kicks Mankind in the lower regions, and HITS THE STUNNER! THE STONE COLD STUNNER! But Austin is so badly damaged from the Mandible Claw, that he can’t make a quick cover! He slowly crawls over Mankind, 1…2…And Mankind gets the shoulder up! Amazing stuff!
Austin (Bandy) puts Mankind (Ice Blaster) onto the top rope, and then goes up there himself. He hooks Mankind’s arm over his head, he’s looking for a superplex! WHAM! Mankind’s body slams into the unforgiving canvas! Austin picks him up, and body slams Mankind to the floor. He picks him up again, and creates a waist-lock. I think he’s aiming for a German Suplex! But Mankind with a low blow knocks Austin to his knees. Mankind bounces off the ropes and dropkicks Stone Cold right in the face. Austin slowly gets to his feet, holding his face in pain. He makes a feeble attempt at a clothesline, but Mankind easily ducks, and nails a nice Backdrop Suplex!
Mankind heads out of the ring now, and for some reason he’s got a steel chair…he slides back into the ring, he’s looking to hit Austin with the chair! But the referee grabs the chair out of his hands, and throws it to the outside. Mankind argues with the ref, not seeing Austin come from behind to hit a swinging neckbreaker! Austin stalks Mankind, and then as he turns, gets a nice Gut-Wrench Suplex. Austin picks him up, lifts him high into the air, and drops him legs-first onto his knee-an Inverted Atomic Drop.
Mankind’s in real trouble now, Austin (Bandy) smiles evilly, waiting for Mankind (Ice Blaster) to turn, he thinks he’s got this match in the bag…Austin goes for the Stunner, but Mankind pushes him off! Austin bounces off the ropes and runs straight into the Mandible Claw! But Austin kicks him in the gut, and tries for another Stunner-but once again Mankind pushes him away, but this time he kicks Austin in the leg, shoves him between his legs, hooks his arms like he’s going for a Pedigree, lifts him up and…OH MY GOD!! HE JUST NAILED AUSTIN WITH A DANGEROUS DRIVER!! IN ALL MY YEARS OF COMMENTATING I HAVE HARDLY EVER SEEN THAT MOVE USED!!
Austin’s out cold, and a weary Mankind falls onto Austin, 1…2…3! Mankind wins it with an amazing move-the Dangerous Driver!
The winner of this match, and through to the 2nd round of the KOTR, Mankind (Ice Blaster)
Thanks for reading, Ant.
Mankind does pildrives and the double arm DDT for people writing matches with him in!
I like it when writers use things like WHAM! and BOOM! to emphasise big moves. :D
Whey- Rikishi is through
Whey- Mankind is through
Whey- 2 out of 2 are through (compared to Andys 3/5 out)
Thank you Ant, your so kind, great match. must be one of my lucky days again.
*Buys a lotter ticket*