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My name is Ewan, and I am a starving Ethiopian boy. I have a missing leg as my parents ate it, and a broken arm too. I also suffer from Herpies, Rabies, Warts, Jaundis, Cancer, Hepititis, Aids, Ghonnorea, Diarrhoea and Incontinence. I am suffering very badly.
Bill gates has promised me that if you send this email to 500 friends, he will give me 0.001 pence. He also says that if you do not forward it on, I have to kill you in a very painful way."
I never forward E-mails. They're pointless and boring.